Back in person after all that zooming! The Notes: This time it’s personal (in person)! Coming at you live from Will’s basement! Ollie got Star Wars Legos for his birthday! Back in our day, Star Wars toys were a subsistence economy! Will’s VR Lawrence report! Will is an elven assassin! False assassin advertising! Will’s got that deer urine on him! W…

Zooming it out with special drop in by Ollie! The Notes: Ollie brings us in! Ollie has been licking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles again! Robert Plant’s Road Less Traveled! More power please! Favorite poems! Faded love and stolen hams! Nerd poetry! Love is complicated, like Pathfinder! Them plusses get plussier! Plussy vs Ferguson! We watched some mo…

Zooming with Ollie! The Notes: Boy zoomies! Burger trains! Don’t be afraid of salt, Fritz! New car Sunday! Mo new car mo problems! Nelson’s brain is rebooting! Questions with Ollie! The real cause of the Great War! The answer to most questions is Will’s mom! Orthodontics in your 40’s is living the dream! Ex-Mayor radio! We have a potential future g…

Zooming it. Nelson wasn’t feeling great, so sorry for the lackluster notes. The Lackluster Notes: It’s Olympics time! Will’s college apartment was like the Olympics! Will likes to poke around in those brains! You don’t want those balls on you! We like a good ball smack! Will is our House of the Dragon correspondent! What are we watching! Thoughts o…

Too hot not to zoom! The Notes: Mysterious, misty, mid-450’s! How the goblins go! Jesus never killed a balrog! Summer Curling 2: Electric Boogaloo! You can buy anything down on Electric Avenue! Electric Avenue is a young man’s game! Will’s ex-wife didn’t appreciate German prostitutes! Nelson recommends Sunny on Apple! How to get a robot high! Nelso…

Late night zoom, so Nelson is stoned! The Notes: Will’s number guessing crossroads is approaching! Will is reviewing KC Fringe shows this year with Karate Sampson, and he’s got the real shit for us! Will is obsessed with people liking him! Paraesthetically bad beer demands! St. Louis’s racist pizza and baseball teams! Aside from the racist pizza, M…

Zooming straight into your hearts! The Notes: Will is intense and constipated! This one is for the dyslexics! Ollie checks in to remind us about death! Growing coke nails for Summer Youth Theatre! The Legend of the Brown Brine lives on! Whale earwax! Perfect for cave lubrication! Bifocal gang! International I-70! Salting the earth at the McDonalds …

Post June rush zoomin’. The Notes: Will’s got that echo in him! Will’s music career is taking off! #IsPostMaloneCut?! Our money’s on Stefan as the fittest Deuce listener! Congrats Europe on getting/staying less fascist! Jean Valjean, election surrogate! Will’s got a house for Nelson’s wheels! US politics is Nelson’s marketing kryptonite! Will’s new…

Zoomed 2 weeks ago to be ready for the Live Show and Will's birthday, second show, bad notes, you know the drill! The Notes: We’re time travel nonsense-ing from the future past again! What a live show last week (we hope)! The lizard people learn that the greatest weapon is patience! Beastmaster vs beast people! Reminiscing about V and the diminishi…

Live from the beautiful upstairs at Blade and Timber in downtown Lawrence, Kansas with guests galore! Competition, democracy, fabulous prizes! What a mitzvah! The Notes (tbh it’s a blur): Will breaks from tradition and Nelson is scared! Which of us is Double, which one is Deuce!? Fist tattoos! Will doesn’t think Ireland has had cars for long, like …

Father’s Day zoom! The Notes: Live show next week, don’t miss it! Nelson’s headcanon! George Lucas science! Will’s birthday in two weeks, don’t miss it! Willy Wonka vs colonialism! Lord of the Flies! Sorry again, England! The smoking teacher’s lounge! Old-timey laws! Gateway shoes! The flipflop to heroin pipeline! Ask a ninja! Internet dark ages an…

Zooming again, and boy howdy did Nelson do a bad job taking notes! The Notes: Live Show in 2 weeks! We’re the inspiration! Busker Fest Corner! Busks v Treats! Ollie got a new hat! Broadway baseball! Baseball hats and the treats that come within! Walking nachos! Pneumonia v nachos! Tuberculosis, ennui, and PTSD! Sports Corner! The US is good at cric…

Recorded in person (2nd one of the night, ruh-roh!) with special guests: our lawyer Matt “Spicy Beef” Gaus, Jacqueline Grunau, and Emily Lowrance-Floyd! The Notes (such as they are): In the Memorial Day future past! Happy birthday, Nelson! James Van Der Beek learned everything he knows from Nelson! Nelson is not taking care of himself! Will’s troub…

Recorded in person with special guests: our lawyer Matt “Spicy Beef” Gaus, Jacqueline Grunau, and Emily Lowrance-Floyd! The Notes (such as they are): Bluey’s Dad can get it! Daddy Pig can not get it! Ollie’s Movie Title Corner! Fat Bastard Orphan! Eggplant in My Butt! Adolf Hitler’s Farmer’s Market Fiasco! Jeffrey Dahmer vs 9/11! Dune 2 vs Jaws! My…

Thunderstorm zoom! The Notes: It’s thunderstormin’! Live show coming up June 22nd! Will’s birthday the following Friday (June 28th), location TBA! Will vs England! Not since the War of 1812! Will really owes Brexit and Harry & Meghan one! White on white on white! The biting flies of western Kansas! Crevice hunting! Nelson underwater roads Will! Emb…

Mother’s Day Zoom! The Notes: Live Show on June 22nd with our new friends at Blade & Timber! Nelson’s Dad would have wanted you to buy Nelson a beer! Learn from Nelson’s mistakes about 9/11! Spies, they’re just like us! Communist Witch Hunt Corner! We would not have named names! Amendments Corner aka Will dodges a bullet! Happy Mother’s Day! Hydran…

Zoomin it and zoomin and zoomin it well. The Notes: Will pushes it like Salt-N-Pepa! OJ Simpson posthumously proving free money is worse than murder, apparently! Next Live Show: Saturday, 6/22, 8pm at Blade & Timber in downtown LFK! Will debunks reasons not to give us your money! We still miss Andy! Babcock Place rues the day! Batman corner! Your R…

Back on our zoom bullshit! The Notes: The live show is dead, long live the live show! Will calls a listener’s child the antichrist again! Will has a dorky confession! Gateway dorkiness! That one’s on Steve-Joe! HSN is lyrically out-of-pocket! Walmart: The Movie! The final boss of late-stage capitalism! Potential reindeer body horror! Some stuff we’…

It’s been four long months coming, but our much-delayed live show is finally here! Sorry if the sound is echoey, the new space upstairs at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence is big as hell (and what a view!). These notes aren’t great, but the show sure was (and with a cavalcade of guests), so you should join us when we do it in 2 months for the li…

Recording in person with special guest Kliph Scurlock! The Notes: Kliph is here! We just got Mr. Show’d! We’re going so fast! Nobody cares about Nelson’s tummy! Why tempt fate!? Does time work the same in England? Does drumming work the same in England!? Kliph goes deep nerd! Keyboard-playing aliens don’t want to watch Florence Pugh fuck! This sess…

Workin’ on our night zoom. The Notes: We have no timer, but we’ll do our best! We finally have a live show: 4/20, Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, 7:30pm drinks, 8pm show! Delivery issues re: our lawyer! Felix is slighter in frame! Nelson is a goldmine made of man! Goldmine-man! That chocolate Midas book! Joy is fleeting! It’s a textures game! …

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Getting our Easter basketball zoom on! The Notes: Mid-century crisis! Live show news (mark 4/20 on your calendars, friends)! Dune science is busted, it’s hot y’all! Ya busted, Dune, Science busted! Arm crimes and arm murders! Hot is a reason, but not necessarily an excuse! We pitch our Star Wars 80’s sex r…

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming in from the last week future past! The Notes: Ollie angles for Will’s job and brings us in! Will is felony amazing! Your mom’s butt is watching! Meat wig and other rookie mistakes! Will’s top 5 worst wig materials! Magic Mind! Fingers on the basement pulse! Get them prostates checked! Live show sho…

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming in this St Paddy’s night Deuce! The Notes: It’s a St. Patrick’s Day Deuce! Will is the prince of the St. Patrick Day parade! All Will’s dreams are coming true! Fusion St. Patrick’s Day! One Margarita and Will needs a little poop! Will poop slanders Amber Fraley! Poop recognition! We’re groggy, luck…

Brought to you by Magic Mind! Doing an early morning zoom, what’s poppin’ sun? The Notes: Early Morning Deuce Crew (honk honk)! Ollie has poop questions, we have technical yesses! The special room! Too many people are dying (RIP Katie Coleman)! Moving to KC is like a small death, the petite mort of the highway! We’re still on that Magic Mind train,…

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming straight into your hearts (and minds) with this one. The Notes: The Ides of the 430’s! Sorry, but, Will wants to burn more witches! Are British people witches? Sponsor Corner: Magic Mind! Live show is still coming soon! We have new locations interested and it’ll be all figured out before we know it…

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! We’re recording in person and we’ve got a sponsor! The Notes: Special guest Daisy the dog! You can rent people, so Auman is incorrect and we’re legally in the clear! We avoided a hot Auman! Daisy loves Nelson! Nelson is a druid, and a dog friend! We’re bearded midwestern men of a certain age, categorically…

Zooming cause it’s been a real one lately. The Notes: Updates on the live show (it’s still coming, details soon) and sponsorship (we got one! Starting next week!)! Andy Morton’s Celebration of Life (watch it at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i87hetJkCrs)! Get those asses checked! Will’s radio interview while on the toilet! Failing to prepare is pr…

Superbowl Sunday zoom from the future past! The Notes: It’s Superbowl Sunday! Will’s on the Leroy Jenkins side of the spectrum! The attractiveness of juggernauts! Super Bowl Deuce! Steampunk 3 Musketeers! Ray Stevenson didn’t suffer a phonebook to live! Dune 2! Sandworm fleshlights and other fuckable popcorn buckets! Quick What We’re Watching to wr…

Will got covid exposed, so zooming this bad boy! The Notes: America’s moistest podcast! Will’s short-term memory is shot! #DoubleDeuceThisShitsCrazy! Thanks to the wonders of c-pap technology! Low-rent fabric cryopod! Nelson’s cat hates time! Will’s Double Dragon fantasy! Nighttime is when the bad Willie comes out! Will is more of a sprinter than a…

We’re doing something different this week as we continue to mourn the passing of our dear friend and frequent collaborator, Andy Morton. Back in this past November, Will was keeping Andy company during one of his chemo treatments and the two decided to record a quick 20-minute interview about Andy’s experiences with his cancer fight and how he was …

A somber episode as the loss of friend, collaborator, comrade, and all-around legend Andy Morton this week hits us hard. We remember him in our own rambling way before rounding out a super-sized episode with a momentary Sports Corner and a bit of what we’re watching on Netflix. The notes were kind of an afterthought, but here’s what we’ve got— The …

Zooming cause it’s SO COLD! The Notes: Will forgets numbers! Will doesn’t want this night to end! Live Show postponement (again, but we swear we’ll see y’all soon)! Free kitchenware, suck it estate sales! Will’s car is still being held hostage! Our hot summers! Tell us about your hot summer! Nelson misses those dollars! Will should have gamed the s…

2nd Zoom’s a charm! After a failed first attempt, we get our shit together and give you what you want! The Notes: Live Show this Friday (location will be announced ASAP)! Storms, Wichita, the devil, and other typical January problems! Dale and Ron are taking hostages: coats, Gatorade, maybe even a boat! Jacqueline Grunau pop-in! A box of keys and e…

New Year’s Eve morning zoom! Also, you didn’t miss an episode! The episode 425 live show got pushed back 2 weeks and will drop then, so we’re lowkey time traveling again. Like we do! The Notes: Will scares Nelson! Pets never judge your sexiness! Will’s potential Welsh ancestry is a boon to his singing! It don’t hurt to be Welsh! Will only spits his…

Little early morning Christmas Eve zoom for the kids! The Notes: Number palindromes! Shipping forecast, but for sleeping! Nelson explains the difference between geology and geography! Will explains the difference between astronomy and astrology! Nelson accidentally lets Will do a pun! Humans can’t shake their heads and talk about it at the same tim…

Zooming again cause reasons! The Notes: A somber start as we bid farewell to Jaq’s dad (RIP Chuck)! Live show, 12/29, at Fields & Ivy, 7pm drinks, 7:30-ish show, afterhand more drinks (and during, don’t trip)! Will is trying to make “afterhand” happen! Coach-speak! Nelson explains the Dudesons! Brad Neely is on the TVs!? It’s Always Sunny of yore! …

DecaDeuce 13? So lucky! Much spooky! We couldn’t record a new episode! But don’t worry, we still have a new episode! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 13! The deep fans know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten all-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (they run long, sure, but it’s a commentary on society, m…

We both fell asleep, so it’s a super rare early morning recording! The Notes: We’re sleepy boys! Apparently we’re morning people! Live bold, kids! A coffeemaker willing to go out on its own terms! This podcast is nothing if not a thoroughbred! A double-reverse Gilmore Girls! Venn diagrams are where statistics and geometry hold hands! Live show info…

It was a perfect storm of back pain, snowstorm, tired, other stuff, so we’re zooming. The perfect storm also affected Will’s internets so there’s a couple quick freezes/lags, but it’s not too bad— just want to apologize for them in advance. Still, we ball! The Notes: Will’s getting high on the pod soon and we have a live show soon! Stay tuned next …

We’re zooming again, we’re sober, and we got no guest, but it’s still a bonus-sized Thanksgiving feast for the ears, and Ollie is in the background for listeners with whatever the ear equivalent is of eagle-eyed. The Notes: We’re a week away from a stoned, Thanksgiving episode 420, so prepare yourselves over the holiday break for that! A brief disc…

It’s our second in person episode recorded in a row, we’re a little drunk, we’re futurepast-ing like we do sometimes, and special guest Mel Novak is back-ack-ack-ack! The Notes: Working on our night stuff! Not enough murders! Eating noodles and opening mail! Mail unboxing videos! Dick in a box unboxing videos! John Popper’s Olde Fashioned Poppers! …

We’re in person with a special guest, Mel Novak, holy shit! The Notes: Will knows numbers! Lawrence 90’s vibes vs 20’s vibes! Bottle vs box wine! The young of the old! Mel recommends the Wine Dive in downtown Lawrence! Will’s unsolicited dick pics (to his mom?)! Analog dick pics! Bottles of wine make for a real California Adventure! Kurt Russell is…

Something a little different this week! In honor of autumn and the spooky season, and because time was short as hell this week for all kinds of spooky reasons, we have Will reading a spooky fall short story called The Littlest Free Library of West Lawrence! We hope you enjoy it, and we’ll be back again in a recognizable way next week, you beautiful…

We’re zooming, and Nelson’s computer goes crazy at the end, but we persevere as usual! NOTES: Live show coming up in a bit, details to come when we have them! Do you have an abandoned factory we can borrow!? He’s got a lot of law to give! A custom song from Will for all new patreon subs this week! He’s got a lot of song to give! The Usual Suspects …

We do the zoom, come zoom with us. The Notes: This episode is for those fuckers, and for you fuckers, too! Will’s grandparents hittin’ it raw up in heaven! What’s the refractory period in heaven? Paul Lim is the David Attenborough of Will’s grandparents fucking in heaven! Jonathan Lethem is down-ish to clown-ish! Grants are a goddamn racket, bring …

It was a big, long weekend, so we’re zooming it. The Notes: It’s ear-tussling time! Train talk! Will just wants to play as his man! Fuck them Wednesdays! Poison hotdogs! The spookiest birthday! Will’s product placement for himself! Send Jaq a birthday message aka Will flirts with danger! Our fans are like the sea! Let’s talk about salt! Will has a …

Number two in an evening recorded last week in Nelson’s kitchen, so we’re getting a little weird! The Notes: Those doodoo’s are the story of Will’s life! William Faulkner: Champion Drinker! Faulkner vs Hemingway! Drinking in re: Writing aka the terrifying implications! Drunk writers vs drunk actors! Are you a drunk writer and/or actor, let us know!…

Recording in person in Nelson’s kitchen, jiggety-jig! The Notes: The architecture of Nelson’s kitchen! Bar vs island! The bar Nelson’s grandpa built! Will’s uncomfortable car tour for nieces! The times when Will’s sister got drunk! He was no gentleman assassin, he was a cutthroat! Places Will got drunk and also lived! We need to make a deal with th…

We zoomed a weird, long one tonight, friends! The Notes: Will forgot about 10! Will’s here to kill your monster! The thing Will’s learned about squatches! Hilarious, but terrifying at the same time! Will’s wife, Jaq, is perpetually hunted by squatches! Our local cops are racist against wookiees! Top 5 similarities between the Galactic Empire and th…