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This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming in this St Paddy’s night Deuce! The Notes: It’s a St. Patrick’s Day Deuce! Will is the prince of the St. Patrick Day parade! All Will’s dreams are coming true! Fusion St. Patrick’s Day! One Margarita and Will needs a little poop! Will poop slanders Amber Fraley! Poop recognition! We’re groggy, luck…
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436: Daisy Dukin’ and Boot Sloshin’ (feat: Ollie!)
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Brought to you by Magic Mind! Doing an early morning zoom, what’s poppin’ sun? The Notes: Early Morning Deuce Crew (honk honk)! Ollie has poop questions, we have technical yesses! The special room! Too many people are dying (RIP Katie Coleman)! Moving to KC is like a small death, the petite mort of the highway! We’re still on that Magic Mind train,…
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This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming straight into your hearts (and minds) with this one. The Notes: The Ides of the 430’s! Sorry, but, Will wants to burn more witches! Are British people witches? Sponsor Corner: Magic Mind! Live show is still coming soon! We have new locations interested and it’ll be all figured out before we know it…
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434: Bearded Midwestern Men of a Certain Age
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This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! We’re recording in person and we’ve got a sponsor! The Notes: Special guest Daisy the dog! You can rent people, so Auman is incorrect and we’re legally in the clear! We avoided a hot Auman! Daisy loves Nelson! Nelson is a druid, and a dog friend! We’re bearded midwestern men of a certain age, categorically…
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Zooming cause it’s been a real one lately. The Notes: Updates on the live show (it’s still coming, details soon) and sponsorship (we got one! Starting next week!)! Andy Morton’s Celebration of Life (watch it at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i87hetJkCrs)! Get those asses checked! Will’s radio interview while on the toilet! Failing to prepare is pr…
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Superbowl Sunday zoom from the future past! The Notes: It’s Superbowl Sunday! Will’s on the Leroy Jenkins side of the spectrum! The attractiveness of juggernauts! Super Bowl Deuce! Steampunk 3 Musketeers! Ray Stevenson didn’t suffer a phonebook to live! Dune 2! Sandworm fleshlights and other fuckable popcorn buckets! Quick What We’re Watching to wr…
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Will got covid exposed, so zooming this bad boy! The Notes: America’s moistest podcast! Will’s short-term memory is shot! #DoubleDeuceThisShitsCrazy! Thanks to the wonders of c-pap technology! Low-rent fabric cryopod! Nelson’s cat hates time! Will’s Double Dragon fantasy! Nighttime is when the bad Willie comes out! Will is more of a sprinter than a…
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We’re doing something different this week as we continue to mourn the passing of our dear friend and frequent collaborator, Andy Morton. Back in this past November, Will was keeping Andy company during one of his chemo treatments and the two decided to record a quick 20-minute interview about Andy’s experiences with his cancer fight and how he was …
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A somber episode as the loss of friend, collaborator, comrade, and all-around legend Andy Morton this week hits us hard. We remember him in our own rambling way before rounding out a super-sized episode with a momentary Sports Corner and a bit of what we’re watching on Netflix. The notes were kind of an afterthought, but here’s what we’ve got— The …
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Zooming cause it’s SO COLD! The Notes: Will forgets numbers! Will doesn’t want this night to end! Live Show postponement (again, but we swear we’ll see y’all soon)! Free kitchenware, suck it estate sales! Will’s car is still being held hostage! Our hot summers! Tell us about your hot summer! Nelson misses those dollars! Will should have gamed the s…
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2nd Zoom’s a charm! After a failed first attempt, we get our shit together and give you what you want! The Notes: Live Show this Friday (location will be announced ASAP)! Storms, Wichita, the devil, and other typical January problems! Dale and Ron are taking hostages: coats, Gatorade, maybe even a boat! Jacqueline Grunau pop-in! A box of keys and e…
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New Year’s Eve morning zoom! Also, you didn’t miss an episode! The episode 425 live show got pushed back 2 weeks and will drop then, so we’re lowkey time traveling again. Like we do! The Notes: Will scares Nelson! Pets never judge your sexiness! Will’s potential Welsh ancestry is a boon to his singing! It don’t hurt to be Welsh! Will only spits his…
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Little early morning Christmas Eve zoom for the kids! The Notes: Number palindromes! Shipping forecast, but for sleeping! Nelson explains the difference between geology and geography! Will explains the difference between astronomy and astrology! Nelson accidentally lets Will do a pun! Humans can’t shake their heads and talk about it at the same tim…
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Zooming again cause reasons! The Notes: A somber start as we bid farewell to Jaq’s dad (RIP Chuck)! Live show, 12/29, at Fields & Ivy, 7pm drinks, 7:30-ish show, afterhand more drinks (and during, don’t trip)! Will is trying to make “afterhand” happen! Coach-speak! Nelson explains the Dudesons! Brad Neely is on the TVs!? It’s Always Sunny of yore! …
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422: DecaDeuce vol 13: Elevator Talk
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DecaDeuce 13? So lucky! Much spooky! We couldn’t record a new episode! But don’t worry, we still have a new episode! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 13! The deep fans know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten all-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (they run long, sure, but it’s a commentary on society, m…
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We both fell asleep, so it’s a super rare early morning recording! The Notes: We’re sleepy boys! Apparently we’re morning people! Live bold, kids! A coffeemaker willing to go out on its own terms! This podcast is nothing if not a thoroughbred! A double-reverse Gilmore Girls! Venn diagrams are where statistics and geometry hold hands! Live show info…
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It was a perfect storm of back pain, snowstorm, tired, other stuff, so we’re zooming. The perfect storm also affected Will’s internets so there’s a couple quick freezes/lags, but it’s not too bad— just want to apologize for them in advance. Still, we ball! The Notes: Will’s getting high on the pod soon and we have a live show soon! Stay tuned next …
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We’re zooming again, we’re sober, and we got no guest, but it’s still a bonus-sized Thanksgiving feast for the ears, and Ollie is in the background for listeners with whatever the ear equivalent is of eagle-eyed. The Notes: We’re a week away from a stoned, Thanksgiving episode 420, so prepare yourselves over the holiday break for that! A brief disc…
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418: 90’s Lawrence Bingo Cards (w/ Mel Novak!)
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It’s our second in person episode recorded in a row, we’re a little drunk, we’re futurepast-ing like we do sometimes, and special guest Mel Novak is back-ack-ack-ack! The Notes: Working on our night stuff! Not enough murders! Eating noodles and opening mail! Mail unboxing videos! Dick in a box unboxing videos! John Popper’s Olde Fashioned Poppers! …
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We’re in person with a special guest, Mel Novak, holy shit! The Notes: Will knows numbers! Lawrence 90’s vibes vs 20’s vibes! Bottle vs box wine! The young of the old! Mel recommends the Wine Dive in downtown Lawrence! Will’s unsolicited dick pics (to his mom?)! Analog dick pics! Bottles of wine make for a real California Adventure! Kurt Russell is…
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Something a little different this week! In honor of autumn and the spooky season, and because time was short as hell this week for all kinds of spooky reasons, we have Will reading a spooky fall short story called The Littlest Free Library of West Lawrence! We hope you enjoy it, and we’ll be back again in a recognizable way next week, you beautiful…
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We’re zooming, and Nelson’s computer goes crazy at the end, but we persevere as usual! NOTES: Live show coming up in a bit, details to come when we have them! Do you have an abandoned factory we can borrow!? He’s got a lot of law to give! A custom song from Will for all new patreon subs this week! He’s got a lot of song to give! The Usual Suspects …
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We do the zoom, come zoom with us. The Notes: This episode is for those fuckers, and for you fuckers, too! Will’s grandparents hittin’ it raw up in heaven! What’s the refractory period in heaven? Paul Lim is the David Attenborough of Will’s grandparents fucking in heaven! Jonathan Lethem is down-ish to clown-ish! Grants are a goddamn racket, bring …
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It was a big, long weekend, so we’re zooming it. The Notes: It’s ear-tussling time! Train talk! Will just wants to play as his man! Fuck them Wednesdays! Poison hotdogs! The spookiest birthday! Will’s product placement for himself! Send Jaq a birthday message aka Will flirts with danger! Our fans are like the sea! Let’s talk about salt! Will has a …
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412: William Faulkner, Pete’s Dragon & Bluey’s Dad
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Number two in an evening recorded last week in Nelson’s kitchen, so we’re getting a little weird! The Notes: Those doodoo’s are the story of Will’s life! William Faulkner: Champion Drinker! Faulkner vs Hemingway! Drinking in re: Writing aka the terrifying implications! Drunk writers vs drunk actors! Are you a drunk writer and/or actor, let us know!…
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Recording in person in Nelson’s kitchen, jiggety-jig! The Notes: The architecture of Nelson’s kitchen! Bar vs island! The bar Nelson’s grandpa built! Will’s uncomfortable car tour for nieces! The times when Will’s sister got drunk! He was no gentleman assassin, he was a cutthroat! Places Will got drunk and also lived! We need to make a deal with th…
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We zoomed a weird, long one tonight, friends! The Notes: Will forgot about 10! Will’s here to kill your monster! The thing Will’s learned about squatches! Hilarious, but terrifying at the same time! Will’s wife, Jaq, is perpetually hunted by squatches! Our local cops are racist against wookiees! Top 5 similarities between the Galactic Empire and th…
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Football opening day, so we zoomed it up! The notes aren’t great, I’m letting you know now! Still, The Notes: Back when we were scandalous! We know a lot more than when we started! No fatalities at the glue factory! Football opening day making this single episode feel like a second episode, and the notes are making it clear! Nelson has come to resp…
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408: American Kickball Gladiators (w/ Courtney Shipley!)
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We’re recording in person, Courtney Shipley is back again, and it’s the second episode of the night. The notes are bad, but here they are. Happy Labor Day! The Notes: Kickball in the Future Past! Everybody brings their dog! Kickball and gym class! Gym class reveries! Will always brought a note on kickball day! Mr. Denny was a good guy [editor’s not…
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407: Swamp Violence 2: The In-Laws (w/ Courtney Shipley!)
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We’re in person in Nelson’s garage with special guest Courtney Shipley! The Notes: This is the hardest one! Nelson’s garage! Why the cows, gateway! Nelson is working that google tonight! The Amish are a simple people, they have a simple store! How many quakers in a cubit (Google-Nelson says there are 20.4 inches in a cubit)! Quakelets! English is a…
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We’re zooming cause it’s disaster movie hot outside! The Notes: This episode is going to be the best one ever and here’s why! We’re living in the moment! It’s an Inspector Clouseau and Cato kind of situation! Nelson has vast offshore holdings and assassins constantly in pursuit! The tattooed lawyer! We mourn another friend gone to soon! A moment on…
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Busy weekend lazy Sunday zooming it. The Notes: Country music non-profit! Nelson doesn’t have the census data in front of him right now! Individual numbers are math, percentages are more about your gut! Thad’s funeral at Liberty Hall (RIP to Thad, who was really one of the good ones and is gone way to soon)! Will’s first funeral puppet show! Nelson…
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Recording in person to beat the late summer heat! The Notes: Is this a numerology podcast? Nelson’s not a numbers guy, he’s an idea guy! Parachute pants that really parachute! Deuce Wear, clothes for men with problems! Airborne chlamydia is a real problem! Keep your genitals on lockdown at Will’s house! Barely any wetness, just a whole lot of noise…
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Zooming after a busy week for Will! The Notes: It’s a 10pm Sunday Late Night Deuce! #NightDeuce! Will needs to contextualize himself! Workin’ on our Night Deuce! Nelson and the Witcher both have bad backs! Will explains the powers of the Witcher! Crack Loco vs Four Crack! Gestureology! Sound of Music prequel! How old is the Von Trapp man!? Look out…
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Busy weekend with Auman at the KC Fringe and Will prepping his ass for Monday, so we zoomed it! The Notes: Will’s colonoscopy is nigh! Nelson is a little sleepy! Will’s got some pantless sitting times ahead of him! Auman’s show, the Last Word is Hope, premiered at the KC Fringe (and is still showing Tuesday at 6:30pm, Friday at 11pm, and Saturday a…
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401: Check Yourself Before You Poop Yourself
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RPG has fallen, but we endure! The Notes: Coming to you in person from Nelson’s Dad’s old office! Our new podcast endpoint is 525, plan accordingly! Retiring to raise our 10-year-old podcast robot child! Robot Bad News Bears! Will’s impending colonoscopy! Ass cancer ghost! Will’s colon is where he keeps all his secrets! Will’s Colon of Solitude! Bo…
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400: Baywatch Knight Riders! (A Live Farewell to RPG!)
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Recorded live with a feisty crowd in in the Board Room of RPG for one last time back on Friday, June 23r. Mourn you till we join you, RPG! Included in our crowd and joining us as guests are Ed Parker, Courtney Shipley, Brian Moss, and Chad and Jana Westhoff! The Notes were a mess, frankly, but I’ll give you what I’ve got. Sorry again this episode d…
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Will’s on vacation, Nelson’s sick, and we’re zooming. The Notes: Will is in Minnesota and Nelson is half-right! The biggest Amish market in Iowa! The worst road bathrooms we’ve ever seen (CW: Nelson’s entry is horrifying)! Bandanas make even Minnesotans cool! Minnesotans are a knick-knack people! The Mall of America is a double-edged sword! Oliver …
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Zooming as we recuperate from an awesome live show, which will release in a couple weeks as episode 400. Worst notes ever, but here they are, The Notes: Need to close a business, we will do a live show there and shut your ass down! Will’s funniest head trauma story, aka just dudes being dudes! Will’s vomit record is gonna be hard to break! Make you…
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397: Our Gondoliers Shred the Boat Gnar (w/ Ric Averill - Happy Father’s Day!)
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It’s a Father’s Day zoom episode with special guest, double-father and quadruple-grandfather so he knows what he’s talking about, Ric Averill! Will’s a dad, too. The Notes: Father’s Day with Ric Averill! The story of Will’s birth! Will pisses on the misogynist doctor aka baby reciprocity! The people of Lawrence have spoken re: Will’s unkemptness, e…
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Back on that zoom, back in person next week with guest. The Notes: Live Show coming up! Episode 400, a farewell to RPG, at RPG, Saturday June 24th, 7:30pm drinks, 8-ish show, 9-ish afterparty! Nelson will murder your regrets! We have not come to bury RPG, but to praise them! Make good decisions and meaningful mistakes! Here come the judge! Podcasts…
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395: Firetruck Go Honk Honk! (w/ Jason Keezer & Shawn Franklin!)
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Guys, not only did we have guests, not only did we record in person, but it was the second episode of the night and that means WE GOT BAD NOTES! FWA-FWA-FWA-FWAAAAAAAAAA *airhorn noises* This might get a little weird, folks! The Notes, or at least all I have of them: Jason Keezer and Shawn Franklin are back again: hide your kids, hide your wives! T…
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394: Naked Men Time (w/ Jason Keezer & Shawn Franklin!)
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We’re back in person with special guests Jason Keezer and Shawn Franklin! Hell yeah! The Notes: Shawn Franklin, Lawrence’s best-lit stripper! Will’s dad is all out of naked men time! Keezer, Lawrence’s premiere reverse stripper! Is our lawyer’s dad a stripper? #DDNakedMenTime! Smurf allegations, but no indictments! Worlds of Fun is like Star Trek n…
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Summertime and the zooming is easy! Should be in person with a guest next week! The Notes: It’s us! Thanks, Will’s Mom! Sass flag! Sass flag on the field! Will’s in danger of spending time in the sass box! Whole lotta Christophers vs whole lotta Nicks! Sliding Homers! Multiversal prison Homers! The Thieves’ Guild, the Bards’ College: all the prison…
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392: Don’t Let Fraggles Up in There (Happy Mother’s Day!)
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We were busy celebrating mommas, so we zoomed! The Notes: Happy Mother’s Day! Shoutout to the mommas! We respect all the mommas, but the non-mommas can take a back seat on this one (give them one day, damn it)! Sexual Biology and Reproduction Corner! Don’t let fraggles up in there! Babies crave acid! Will’s sim is a cult leader! We need more scienc…
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Things got hectic, so we zoomed! The Notes: The fates were against us, yet we prevailed! Un uplifting Wichita story (for once)! Like all Wichita stories, even the uplifting ones don’t end well! Hoe downs, pre and post pandemic! The conditions by which Nelson will Electric Slide! Wall art of Wichita! The Kitten Gangs of Wichita! The number of days w…
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Oh yeah, got those recording 2 shows in person second show bad notes going in full effect. The Notes: Will’s nude calendar coming soon! We need someone who does facepainting! Will’s co-boss of Nerd Nite now, and there’s another one coming up on 5/10 at Maceli’s! D&D talk! Hard up in these twitter streets! Ain’t no good billionaires! Jeff Bezos the …
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Oh shit, back recording in person, huzzah! The Notes: We’re friends! #ExplainYourMurder! Declaring war on pear trees! The origin of the bartlett pear! A haphazard history of the Nicaraguan Civil War! Yeah, Reagan was bad! Ketchup spaghetti! Pepperoni robots! Cafeteria vs Bag Lunch: Dawn of Lunchables! Will’s Leadership Lawrence update! Will’s podca…
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Massholes weekend so you know we’re on the zoom! The Notes: Ollie is fact-checking! Will hints at that which should not be named and his education on human sexuality! Professional Triviadore! Will did the monkey dance! Engagement party musical theater Bataan death march! Are you Scottish? #DDHaggisFriend! Learn how to fix a jacket, lads! You won’t …
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The little hand is on the Double and the big hand is on the Deuce and we’re zooming right into your ear hearts yet again! The Notes: We’re lying right out of the gate! Bill Self loves a fish fry! Hawk Talk never discusses Death in Venice! Onion Corner! We’re doing more Massholes this Friday at Maceli’s, why don’t you drop on by! Hot dog games! Gues…
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