Best Cat, Claire & Missie Podcasts (2024)

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Lets take a pause. 41:41

6M ago41:41

41:41

Let's take a pause.... What an adventure it has been over the last year! We are super grateful to you all for listening in, subscribing and downloading our podcast! This is NOT goodbye!! As you know, we also run a coaching business and it is growing so fast that we need to put our focus there for our clients at the present time and we need to put a…

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Is Missie actually wearing 'PANTS' 35:23

6M ago35:23

35:23

Join us for another episode of laughter, real mum life and no holding back! When there's a misunderstanding over PANTS and what they mean in different countries.... But the big question is, is Missie wearing any?! Listen in now to find out..... If you'd like to ask a question to be answered on the show or if you have a story to share that you just …

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Mummy wins and diamond art. 35:46

6M ago35:46

35:46

Today's episode we talk about the wins that mums celebrate throughout the week no matter how small a win is a win. We also talk about diamond art do you like it or not? A sleeping puppy Don't move, or she'll wake up. If you'd like to ask a question to be answered on the show or if you have a story to share that you just could not make up, get in to…

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Pippi Long Stockings and a new member of the family. 34:19

6M ago34:19

34:19

On today's Episode we talk about the difference of a good hair color or a bad on is only two to three Appointments. We also introduce a new member.to the family. Happy New Year Everyone!! If you'd like to ask a question to be answered on the show or if you have a story to share that you just could not make up, get in touch! Email: info@youcantmaket…

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Happy New Year!! 32:31

7M ago32:31

32:31

Welcome to 2024! We have a lot planned for this year, but first, we wanted to share our most memorable moments from 2023 with you! These are some of our favorites, from near death by cows, to fuzzy vaginas and all the stuff you literally just can't make up! email in and let us know what yours are! Thank you for a year of love, laughter, support and…

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Christmas 2023 37:53

7M ago37:53

37:53

It's been a year!! Merry Christmas to you and yours! It's been an incredible year for all of us in one way or another. on this episode, we talk about things we love about the holiday, and things we don't! If you'd like to ask a question to be answered on the show or if you have a story to share that you just could not make up, get in touch! Email: …

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How do you say? 28:38

7M ago28:38

28:38

TOMATOES OR TOMAAATOES??!! Join us today as we discuss all the different words that sound different, are pronounced different and some that are just totally wrong - depending on where you come from! As we're from 3 different locations globally, this is always a fun and often hilarious topic to chat about!! If you'd like to ask a question to be answ…

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Parenting with effing hormones 48:09

7M ago48:09

48:09

Have you ever had one of those days that it's just too much? Join Cat and Missie while we talk about parenting when it's the time of the month and a new moon? If you'd like to ask a question to be answered on the show or if you have a story to share that you just could not make up, get in touch! Email: info@youcantmakethisshitup.co Thanks so much f…

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Have you ever had a dream that you murdered someone?! 33:24

8M ago33:24

33:24

Welcome to Monday! Join Cat and Missie as they talk all about their crazy ass dreams...... Dreams of murdering people and a zombie apocalypse just to get started! Do you have crazy dreams? Have you ever got mad at something or with someone that happenedin a dream? Write in and share your dreams with us info@youcantmakethisshitup.co If you'd like to…

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Cat licking vaginas 48:11

8M ago48:11

48:11

When the episode starts off with the total misunderstanding with exactly who was licking vaginas you know you're going to be in for a laugh out loud episode!! Join in the laughs and don't forget to answer our questions and share your stories for shit hits the fans. Write in to info@youcantmakethisshitup.co If you'd like to ask a question to be answ…

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The pain and suffering kids cause. 44:13

8M ago44:13

44:13

Welcome to our Monday episode, where we talk about all the things you just can’t make up! If you have been with us for a while, first of all, thank you! And second, we usually are all over the place with our conversations, but somehow we managed to stay on topic for this one! Listen in as we talk about the shiz our kids put us through in bodily har…

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WHY OH WHY?! 34:13

8M ago34:13

34:13

Is technology your friend? Or does it drive you crazy? Technology can be like marmite - you either hate it or you love it! Join us today as we delve into the sh*t you can't make up when it comes to our technological issues plus a dollop of headlice and sore throats thrown into the mix! And another segment of "WHEN THE SH*T HITS THE FANS" where we s…

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BAD DRIVING, F**K YOU & FRIENDS 43:03

9M ago43:03

43:03

Get ready for ALL the feels with this episode! We wanted to bring up a very relevant topic talking about driving - or in particular - totally oblivious, BAD drivers which then led into a completely unknown fact around the gesture of giving the middle finger!! The conversation today also turns to FRIENDS, the greatest TV show on the planet (in our o…

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HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! 1:01:45

9M ago1:01:45

1:01:45

We would like, if we may, to take you on a strange journey.... Werewolves howl, phantoms prowl, Halloweens upon us now! Join us for our Halloween special with frightful stories, real life Halloween mom moments and a whole lot of spookiness. HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2023! If you'd like to ask a question to be answered on the show or if you have a story to sh…

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DRINKING ON A MONDAY?! 51:04

9M ago51:04

51:04

Have you ever tried a Bushwacker? Or tipped a bottle of red wine down your trousers?! As Missie and Cat enjoy their alcoholic beverages (on a Monday!) we discuss a very important topic - BIRTHDAYS! That one day of the year where everyone gets to celebrate you! But does this happen? Are you a celebrator? Come join in the conversation with this funny…

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GET YOUR ROCKS ON 43:32

9M ago43:32

43:32

Sympathy needed today please! Claire shows up to the show but she's poorly which sparks a whole conversation around sickness and near death experiences, including how our kids give us heart attacks (metaphorically of course) on a daily basis. And a rather strange conversation around rocks! Plus another segment of WHEN THE SH*T HITS THE FANS where w…

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SERIOUSLY?! 44:33

10M ago44:33

44:33

You know all those totally crazy, unexpected and most often ridiculous things you thought you'd never say or do as a parent?! Yep! We got you! Today is real MOM LIFE talk - those sentences you never thought you'd have to say, those things you never dreamed of having to do... this is the absolute sh*t you can't make up!! If you'd like to ask a quest…

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UNICORNS 44:49

10M ago44:49

44:49

Today, Missie shares with us her weekend of new experiences! Learn about what unicorns are, why gay bars are the best place to hang out and why having boundaries in place are so important. PLUS another segment of "When the sh*t hits the fans" as we share YOUR answers to the questions we've asked on the show! If you'd like to ask a question to be an…

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House Renovations 46:55

10M ago46:55

46:55

Have you ever had any big house renovations done? Today, Cat shares the craziness of what her and her partner are doing to their house... it will blow your mind!! And it leads to some very interesting questions! PLUS, we have another segment of "When the sh*t hits the fans!" where we share your answers to the questions we've asked on the show! If y…

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FURRY VAGINA 1:00:03

10M ago1:00:03

1:00:03

Welcome to another totally random, totally hilarious Monday episode! From talking "posh" to getting fur stuck in your vagina (yes really!!!) and how certain toddlers are absolute terrors (mums do you feel us?!) Join us for some fun and realness on today's episode! Plus, another segment of "When the Sh*t hits the fans!" where we share our listeners …

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Kids these days! 45:36

10M ago45:36

45:36

Join us today as we get really honest about our kids and the things they do to REALLY wind US UP!! This is one for all the moms out there, we guarantee you'll be nodding along with these hilarious yet totally frustrating stories! If you'd like to ask a question to be answered on the show or if you have a story to share that you just could not make …

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Does seeing people eat certain foods turn you on? 37:55

11M ago37:55

37:55

Join is today as we share an email we received from a listener and then get right into talking about the subject of food tirning you on and our opinions on it. As well as another segment of the shit hits the fans where our listeners share their answers to the questions we ask. Email in with your own answers too! If you'd like to ask a question to b…

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Colonics and Placentas 42:01

11M ago42:01

42:01

Put your grown up pants on for this one or leave them off what ever you prefer.... We get up close and personal as Claire shares her experience with colonics and we all share stories related and unrelated as always. If you'd like to ask a question to be answered on the show or if you have a story to share that you just could not make up, get in tou…

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WHAT'S ON YOUR FACE? 40:24

11M ago40:24

40:24

Join us as we have a heated debate on whether you should tell someone whether they have something on their face - or not?! Is it acceptable to tag a strangers tag in?! Listen in to find out what we think and what we actually do! Plus another segment of "When the sh*t hits the fans" where we share your answers to the questions we ask on the show! If…

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SUMMER HOLIDAYS! 40:09

11M ago40:09

40:09

PARENTS! How are you doing? Are you okay?! Are you surviving the summer holidays? Join us today as we discuss the mother f**king summer holidays!! This episode makes an awesome (yet random) turn into something super passionate! Plus another segment of "When the sh*t hits the fans!" where we share our listeners answers to questions from the show. If…

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TOILET TALK 38:07

12M ago38:07

38:07

After receiving an anonymous email from a listener with their views about unisex bathrooms, we turned it into a whole episode of toilet talk! You definitely can't make this sh*t up!! Plus another segment of "When the sh*t hits the fans" as we share our listeners answers and stories to the questions we've asked on the show. If you'd like to ask a qu…

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OUTIE OR INNIE? 37:19

12M ago37:19

37:19

The ins and outs of Belly buttons - literally! Join us today as we speak about a rather random but directed topic after receiving an email from one of our listeners asking for advice. Plus another segment of "When the sh*t hits the fans" where we share our listeners answers to the questions we've asked on the show! If you'd like to ask a question t…

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Let's talk about sex 52:31

12M ago52:31

52:31

Let's talk about sex baby! In today's episode, we discuss some very honest and often hilarious sex stories. Get ready for real intimacy, laughs and a look into 3 normal women's sex lives! Plus another segment of "When the sh*t hits the fans!" where we share you, our amazing listeners, stories and answers to the questions we've asked on the show. If…

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PMSL 39:49

1y ago39:49

39:49

Today we chat and laugh about all things bladder related! There are many things that are hard to deal with as a woman, and bladder control is one of them, especially if you are a mum! Come join us as we share our stories about bladder control (or lack of) with some hilarious consequences! Plus "When the sh*t hits the fans" segment is all about YOU!…

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The great outdoors! 58:15

1y ago58:15

58:15

Today we're chatting all things camping! Are you an avid camper? Or does sleeping out in nature give you the creeps? As 3 lovers of camping (well 2 and 1 convert!) join us as we share our camp fire stories from the funny to the disgusting! Plus this weeks "When the sh*t hits the fans!" segment is super freaky as we share our listeners answers to th…

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Slippers, mingers and anywhere in the world! 45:16

1y ago45:16

45:16

Today's episode is one of those times where you get chatting with your friends and the topic goes from one extreme to another! Join us as we chat about slippers, mingers and have a really interesting chat about where we'd live in the world if we could go anywhere. Check out another instalment of "When the sh*t hits the fans!" with the most hilariou…

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FUCKING IDIOT PEOPLE! 41:52

1y ago41:52

41:52

Today we are discussing people. In particular, fucking idiot people!! You know those people who you just don't understand , who do stupid bloody things that make no sense at all?! All three of us needed to vent about certain things and here it is, on a podcast episode!! And not forgetting your brutally honest and hilarious answers to our episode qu…

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SEX EDUCATION 44:29

1y ago44:29

44:29

Join us today as we discuss SEX EDUCATION. What is appropriate to be taught in schools and at what age? Or should it be a parents responsibility to teach their children about the birds and the bees? Whatever your view, come join our debate as we share our own opinions on what is still considered a taboo subject! If you'd like to ask a question to b…

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Organised clutter! 35:47

1y ago35:47

35:47

Join us today as we discuss all things organised or not! Are you one of those people who has to be super organised and have a place for everything or are you one of those people who can't be arsed and live in a world of clutter?! Listen out for the first segment of "When the sh*t hits the fans!" as we share more of your epic answers and stories fro…

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WHEN THE SH*T HITS THE FANS! 55:21

1y ago55:21

55:21

We are so excited to share this episode with you, our avid listeners aka fans! On every episode, we ask you questions and you have been sending in your answers and stories every single week which we have absolutely LOVED reading. THANK YOU! Now it is time to share your answers with the world! Join us today as we dedicate a whole episode to our list…

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Nakedness 34:33

1y ago34:33

34:33

Today we discuss whether it is appropriate being naked in front of your kids. A random but interesting topic with lots of different views! As a parent, is it appropriate to be naked in front of your kids? Is there anything wrong with being comfortable in all your naked glory? Come listen in and join the debate! If you'd like to ask a question to be…

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Doing sketchy shit! 30:02

1y ago30:02

30:02

Be honest now - we 've all stolen something right?! Join us today as we chat about the random things we've stolen over the years, this is a very honest (and funny!) episode about the sketchy shit we've got up to! If you'd like to ask a question to be answered on the show or if you have a story to share that you just could not make up, get in touch!…

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Fetishes 43:00

1y ago43:00

43:00

Today we chat all about fetishes - what actually is a fetish? Do you know the difference between a fetish and a kink? We discover the most common fetishes which might surprise you, share personal stories of being involved in other peoples fetishes and have a good laugh about some of the most bizarre fetishes out there! If you'd like to ask a questi…

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Kids, kids, kids! 28:42

1y ago28:42

28:42

Today we discuss children and the sh*t you can't make up with what kids do! How they love to test us and push boundaries and how as mums we deal with so many different situations on a daily basis. This is real life motherhood, honest and raw, as we share what our kids have got up to recently. If you'd like to ask a question to be answered on the sh…

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They love us until we're dead! 42:43

1y ago42:43

42:43

Today's episode is all about pets! From the absolute morbid possibility (and reality) of animals eating us when we die, to some really funny pet stories, we go from one extreme to the other! One thing's for sure, we love our fur babies and love sharing them with you! If you'd like to ask a question to be answered on the show or if you have a story …

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Pray and play! 41:35

1y ago41:35

41:35

In today's episode, we discuss pray and play and how powerful it is! (Check out our interview with the amazing Farah Pop if you have no idea what pray and play is!) We also discuss clothes, routines and how making simple changes in your life can lead to less stress, more productivity and more happiness! If you'd like to ask a question to be answere…

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Do you?! 45:51

1+ y ago45:51

45:51

Join us today as we discuss a couple of very below the belt questions! How often do you shave? Is it important to be smooth and silky?! And we get really candid about oral sex. You have been warned! If you'd like to ask a question to be answered on the show or if you have a story to share that you just could not make up, get in touch! Email: info@y…

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Girls night in Part 2! 58:24

1+ y ago58:24

58:24

We're back for Part 2 of our Girls night in! The debauchery continues as the wine flows and we discuss even more random topics! Did you ever catch your parents having sex when you were younger? Sex on your period, yes or no? The actual ins and outs of anal sex! Is it acceptable to go to the toilet in front of your significant other half? Or even in…

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Girls night in Part 1! 51:01

1+ y ago51:01

51:01

Join us today as we have a girls night in, in three different countries, with alcohol flowing! Have you ever got something stuck in an orifice? Are tampons or sanitary towels your go to? Do you like to air your foof?! Join us for our girls night in as we get really candid about a whole range of topics and sh*t you really can't make up! If you'd lik…

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BACKSTREET BOYS BABY! 51:09

1+ y ago51:09

51:09

Join the ladies today as they chat all things boy bands, well one boy band in particular! This is the episode where Claire takes over to share that one time she saw Backstreet Boys in concert and actually got to MEET THEM! Shout out to the amazing Beatrix Szabo who had everything to do with this lifelong dream coming true for Claire! If you'd like …

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Wet Bed 42:27

1+ y ago42:27

42:27

Have you ever wet the bed? Or maybe weed all over the floor?! Join Cat, Claire and Missie today as they discuss embarrassing, real life experiences plus one of the big questions that always gets asked when you are an animal lover. You can't make this sh*t up!! If you'd like to ask a question to be answered on the show or if you have a story to shar…

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Messy House 42:51

1+ y ago42:51

42:51

It can be a constant battle to keep a tidy house. Can you relate? Today we're just three mums chatting about everyday annoyances of trying to keep an organised, tidy and clean house when you live with kids, husbands and pets! If you'd like to ask a question to be answered on the show or if you have a story to share that you just could not make up, …

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Polyamorous 38:03

1+ y ago38:03

38:03

On today's episode, Missie bares all to Cat and Claire about her sexual orientation. Missie shares all about her sex life, the rules she has in place, how she loves to express herself and how communication is everything. Join us for a really insightful, unashamedly honest and beautiful look into Missie's life. If you'd like to ask a question to be …

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Near death by cow 51:28

1+ y ago51:28

51:28

Join Cat, Claire and Missie today with more you can't make this sh*t up moments! Chatting about drinking whilst breastfeeding to nearly being trampled by cows, it certainly will keep you entertained! If you'd like to ask a question to be answered on the show or if you have a story to share that you just could not make up, get in touch! Email: info@…

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FREAKBALLS! 41:42

1+ y ago41:42

41:42

Why is it Mum or Mom or Ma? How many slippers do you own? Just a couple of the very random questions we discuss on todays episode that includes a whole lot of piss taking and a lot of laughter! If you need cheering up today, join Cat, Claire and Missie with a load of you can't make this sh*t up moments! If you'd like to ask a question to be answere…

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