Mortal Kombat (2021) - Katty's Beige British Tapas GET OVER HERE!!! It's 2021 and we have a new Mortal Kobmat film. Who would have predicted this? In this episode Cham, Katty, and The Hobo discuss this new take on this video game. There is a version of a top 3, but it's not the normal format. Hope you enjoy this too. By the end they ask, is Mortal …

Mortal Kombat (1995) - The Many Uses of a Bag For Life Prior to the release of the new 2021 Mortal Kobmat, Cham, Katty, and The Hobo chat about the original Paul WS Anderson version from 1995. They also chat about games they would like to be seen made into films. By the end they ask, is Mortal Kombat a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop …

Point Break (1991) - Butt surfing and tossing dogs **This episode was recorded via Zoom due to COVID restrictions.** Cast your mind back to 1991, if you're alive, things are great, it's pre-internet and the god that is Patrick Swayze is alive and stirring loins of men and women alike. The Spoilt Milk Trio discuss this cult classic and ask how woode…

Song of the Sea (2014) - Sexy Cartoon Characters & The Rules of the Internet This episode was recorded earlier in the year via Skype and was shelved due to slightly sub par sound quality. It is still very listenable, so please stick with it as it is a very good episode and worth your time. Prior to the release of Cartoon Saloon's new animation - Wo…

Cham, Katty, and The Hobo continue to remote drink and remote care while discussing the 1996 classive movie DragonHeart, starring Sean Connery, Dennis Quaid and Dina Meyer. You can also see the full video of the episode on the Spoilt Milk YouTube channel. By the end they ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? Plea…

The Haunting of Bly Manor 2020 - Haunted Dildo Ghost Story Cham, Katty, and The Hobo reteam after 7 MONTHS to chat about Bly Manor, the follow up to Netflix's extremely popular Haunting of Hill House. By the end they ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the s…

Season 3 - Animation The Land Before Time 1988 - The Land Before Tim: Katty's Gay Child Cham, Katty, and The Hobo chat about all kinds of Dino related shiz in this Land Before Time episode. What was the original title? Is Katty's house mate Tim capable of putting out fires? Was Don Bluth a nice man? (Spoiler Alert, probably not) We also discuss an …

Season 3 - Animation Beavis and Butt-Head Do America 1996 - Woke or Fannies Cham, Katty, and The Hobo begin their journey into animation with this Buddy Road Movie? By the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start. Part 1 Animation Season Intro: 00:0…

The Spoilt Milk Top 20 films from 2000 - 2019 (Part 2) Cham, Katty and The Hobo have compiled lists of their favourite 20 films since 2000. In this section we cover our final 10 films each. There is No Top3 this. Please be aware of bad language and crude humor from the start. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoi…

The Spoilt Milk Top 20 films from 2000 - 2019 (Part 1) Cham, Katty and The Hobo have compiled lists of their favourite 20 films since 2000. In this section we cover 10 films each. We will release part 2 shortly with our next 10 films. There is No Top3 this. Please be aware of bad language and crude humor from the start. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.…

Weird Christmas Movie Trailers 2019 - Dirty Ass Santa Movie In Cham absence, Katty and The Hobo watch weird-ass Christmas movie trailers, which include rapey elves, space Santa and a Santa who has seemingly kacked his pants and is trying to hide it from the kids. Timings and film trailer links in the description below. There is No Top3 this time an…

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) Audio Commentary - They Ate Tiny Tim Cham, Katty, Laura and The Hobo watch the 90's Muppet Christmas Classic in this special audio commentary episode There is No Top3 this time and there is no rating. Please be aware of bad language and crude humor from the start. Movie Start: 01:56 Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.u…

IT Chapter 2 (2019) The Festival of Chaud Cham, Katty, and The Hobo venture back to Derry for the third time to meet Pennywise and the Gang. By the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? There is No Top3 this time. Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start. Part 1 IT Chapter 2: 00:00 - 21…

In this episode, there is no Katty and no Hobo. Cham is celebrating the 20th Anniversary of one of the most iconic horror films of all time, The Blair Witch Project. References: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/apr/08/how-the-blair-witch-project-changed-horror-for-ever https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2018/may/21/how-we-made-the-blair-witch…

The Haunted Mansion (2003) Slimer the Sausage Swallower. Cham, Katty, Laura, Zac and The Hobo agree to head into a Haunted Mansion with Eddie Murphy for this Family Spookfest. By the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? We also discuss our top 5 Ghosts. Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from t…

IT (2017) Two Year Anniversary Podcast Sluts In the summer of 1989, a group of bullied kids band together to destroy a shape-shifting monster, which disguises itself as a clown and preys on the children of Derry, their small Maine town. Cham, Katty and The Hobo head to the sewers of Derry once again to discuss the latest adaptation of Stephen King'…

Night Watch Nochnoy Dozor (2004) Katty's Jizzy Space Balls Adventure Hundreds of years ago there was a battle between the Warriors of Light and the evil Warriors of Darkness. Realising that they were evenly matched, the two sides agreed to a truce. The fragile peace between good and evil is kept in place by two groups: the Day Watch and the Night W…

The Dark Crystal (1982) Aughra's Chogger Nips Fucking wet Jen, has been told that he is the last survivor of the Gelflings. After hearing word of a prophecy, Jen sets out to try to find a shard of the dark crystal, a powerful gem that once provided balance to the universe. He also takes on the evil Skeksis and plays some bangin’ flute tunes on his …

Season 2 One Cut of the Dead (2019) Kamera O Tomeru Na! A one-take low-budget zombie film takes an unusual turn in this twisty-turny offering from Shinichiro Ueda. Cham, Katty, The Hobo and special guest Leila, take a bite of this Zombie themed Japanese flick and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? W…

Season 2 Mystery Men (1999) Fucking Smash Mouth In Champion City, a team of "Super Heroes" find themselves upstaged by the city's most successful superhero, Captain Amazing. When Cap goes missing, this band of cretinous fuck heads have to pull their fingers out of their stupid fucking arses and put up a fight. Cham, Katty and The Hobo discuss this …

Season 2 Deep Blue Sea (1999) Thomas Jane - The Pube Comber Searching for a cure to Alzheimer's disease, a group of stupid fucking scientists in an 'underwater zoo' apparently, become the prey, as a trio of intelligent sharks with pubes begins fighting back aka 'The Sharks Got Smarter'. Cham, Katty and The Hobo discuss this underwater creature feat…

Season 2 Avengers Infinity War/End Game Extravaganza The cumminationof 10+ years of Marvel Cinematic Universe films is a 2 part extravaganza. Will Thanos complete his goal of wiping out the universe? Cham, Laura and The Hobo discuss this monster epic and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? Due to the…

Season 2 Little Monsters (1989) Snick Must Fuck A boy discovers an incredible, gruesome and some what annoying world of pallets... and monsters under his bed. Cham, Katty and The Hobo discuss this monster flick and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)? They also discuss their Top 3 child actors. Please…

Season 2 X-Men Apocalypse (2016) Blue Headed Fuck Some blue dude called Apocalypse wants to fuck with the X-Men and they aint having shit. Cham, and The Hobo discuss this misfiring mistake and decide whether it is a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk) They also discuss their Top 2,3,5 or 6 third films in franchises. Please b…

Season 2 Harry and the Hendersons (1987) Shaving Bigfoot's Butthole The Henderson family adopt a friendly Sasquatch but have a hard time trying to keep the legend of 'Bigfoot' a secret. Cham, Katty and The Hobo discuss this Amblin beast and decide whether it is a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk) They also discuss their To…

Season 2 Watchmen (2009) Katty's Findus Crispy Prawn Ring In 1985 the murder of The Comedian sends the tiny, but very angry vigilante; Rorschach into his own sprawling investigation, uncovering something that could completely change the course of history as we know it. There's also a cock nosed president. Cham, Katty and The Hobo celebrate the 10 y…

Season 2 The Greasy Strangler (2016) Like getting Play-Doh out of a hole. Big Ronnie runs a Disco walking tour with his son, Big Brayden. When a sexy and possibly jaundice woman (according to the Hobo) woman takes the tour, it begins a competition between father and son for her love. It also signals the arrival of a grease loving murderer/cannibal …

Season 2 Coming to America (1988) Fat Crying Hot Dog Boy An extremely pampered African Prince with an extremely clean penis travels to Queens, New York, and goes undercover to find a wife that he can respect for her intelligence and will. Katty, the Hobo and Cham discuss this Riches to Rags tale and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (fine luxurio…

Season 2 Kung Fu Hustle (2004) Delicious Chesus Some fucked up characters do some fucked up kung fu in a fucked up pig sty. What's more to want from a Stephen Chow film? This week Cham, Katty & The Hobo will discuss KFH. By the end they ask, is it a masterpiece (fine luxurious cheese) or a flop (spoilt milk)? They also discuss their cheese related …

Season 2 Leprechaun in the Hood (2000) Green Drinks & Bad Accents When three rappers want to get even with a pimp, they accidentally unleash a leprechaun (who has worse ryhmes then them) who goes on a killing rampage in the hood This week Cham, Katty & The Hobo will discuss this little green horror and celebrate all things Irish. By the end they as…

Oscar Talk (2019) Hobo is on the Manager's Side? In this episode Cham and The Hobo discuss the 2019 Oscars, some snubs from this year and years gone by. We also find out that The Hobo is a corporate kiss ass. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk Facebook @spoiltmilkpod Instagram @spoiltmilkpodcast Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Twitcher and all other plat…

Season 2 Pet Sematary 2 (1992) Better Than a Pig With Tits A teenage boy and his father move to his recently-deceased mother's hometown, where they encounter a Pet Sematary, then walk a few fucking hundred metres to find the ancient Native American cemetery with the power to raise the dead. This week Chris Hammond, Katty and The Hobo discuss this p…

Season 2 Spoilt Milk 2019 Preview - Drake is a Bad Man This week Cham, Katty & The Hobo will look forward to future releases and talk through what they are looking forward to for the forthcomnig year whilst drinking, burping and swearing lots. Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start. There are also spoilers for the all sorts…

Season 2 The Happening (2008) Thumb or Ball vs. Dick or Toe A DUMBASS science teacher, his DUMBASS wife, a DUMBASS maths teacher and his DUMBASS daughter struggle to survive a plague that causes those infected to commit suicide. This week Cham, Katty & The Hobo will discuss this plantastic horror. By the end they ask, is it a masterpiece (fine luxu…

Krampus (2015 aka Heavy Flow Festive Period A boy who has a bad Christmas with a shitty extended family, ends up accidentally summoning a festive demon to his family home. From there practical effect goodness and creepy creatures plague their festive eve. This week Chris & Leila Hammond, Katty and Richie; and finally The Hobo & Laura will all discu…

Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (1991) Not Glasgow, or Thurnscoe Nobleman crusader Robin of Locksley breaks out of a Jerusalem prison with the help of Moorish fellow prisoner Azeem and travels back home to England. But upon arrival he discovers his dead father in the ruins of his family estate, killed by the vicious sheriff of Nottingham. Robin and Az…

The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018) Wizarding Tongue Bum In an effort to thwart Grindelwald's plans of raising pure-blood wizards to rule over all non-magical beings, Albus Dumbledore enlists his former student Newt Scamander, who agrees to help, unaware of the dangers that lie ahead. Lines are drawn as love and loyalty are tested, even among the true…

The Spoilt Milk Movie Quiz Podcast 2 In this episode Chris Hammond brings you our Movie Quiz sequel. The rules are simple. 1. Grab a piece of paper, your notepad, your phone. 2. Listen to the questions 3. Jot your answers down 4. Get the answers at the end of the pod 4. Send us your results, tell your mates & like and Subscribe There are three roun…

V for Vendetta (2005) Bieber Ben Debter In a future British tyranny, a shadowy freedom fighter, known only by the alias of "V", plots to overthrow the government with the help of Evey. This week Chris Hammond, Katty & The Hobo will discuss this bonfire night themed film. By the end they ask, is it a masterpiece (fine luxurious cheese) or a flop (sp…

Halloween H20 (1998) Animal sex with Alan Parrish Before all Halloween sequels were retconned out of existance, H20 saw Laurie Strode battle Michael Myers one more time, as the life of her own son (Josh Heratthrob) is put in peril. This week Chris Hammond, Katty & The Hobo will discuss this knifey, knifey, stabby, stabby movie. By the end they ask,…

Sharknado (2013) Totally Addicted to Free Basing When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. This week Chris Hammond, Katty & The Hobo will discuss this Shark infested made for TV movie. By the end they ask, is it a masterpiece (fine luxurio…

Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992) Sloth's Fat Toe Thumb A flighty teenage girl learns that she is her generation's destined battler of vampires. This week Chris Hammond, Katty & The Hobo will discuss this 90's teen Vampire flic. By the end they ask, is it a masterpiece (fine luxurious cheese) or a flop (spoilt milk)? The gang also discuss their Top 3…

Predator 2 (1990) Born into a Bin A ongoing heatwave causes violence between two rival gangs but a sophisticated alien hunter is taking them all down and LAPD officer Mike Harrigan is out for revenge. This week, Cham is off on his honeymoon, so Katty and The Hobo have two special guests, Laura and Richie to talk through the sequel to one of the mos…

Episode 25 - Cham's Top 10 Weddings In this one off episode, Cham goes through his Top 10 Wedding Sequences from cinema. Please be aware of bad language from the start. There are also spoilers for all the films mentioned. If you hear anything you don't want spoiling, simply skip ahead. Find us!: http://spoiltmilk.co.uk spoiltmilk.podbean.com Facebo…

Trailer Breakdown 2 (2018) Ken Dodds Corpse This week Chris Hammond is away so Katty & The Hobo get to play. The two wreckless fools attempt to talk about some recent trailers in the second half of 2018 but often get distracted by talks of topless fighting, handjobs and what to do if your only friend is the corpse of Ken Dood. Movie trailers discus…

Episode 23 - Hereditary (2018) Goon-iversity Challenge After the family matriarch passes away, a grieving family is haunted by tragic and disturbing occurrences, and begin to unravel dark secrets. This week Chris Hammond, Katty & The Hobo will discuss this 2018 divisive horror by first time film maker Ari Aster. By the end they ask, is it a masterp…

Episode 22 - Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom (2018) Mini Episode When the island's dormant volcano begins roaring to life, Owen and Claire mount a campaign to rescue the remaining dinosaurs from this extinction-level event. This week Chris Hammond, Katty & The Hobo will discuss the latest installment in the Jurassic franchise. By the end they ask, is…

Episode 21 - Loaded Wepaon 1 (1993) Old Spice & Talc An LA detective is murdered because she has microfilm with the recipe to make cocaine cookies. A "Lethal Weapon" style cop team tries to find and stop the fiends before they can dope the nation by distributing their wares via the "Wilderness Girls" cookie drive. This week Chris Hammond, Katty & T…

Episode 20 - Clueless (1995) The Hobo's Two Pound Dick Shallow, rich and socially successful Cher is at the top of her Beverly Hills high school's pecking scale. Seeing herself as a matchmaker, she decides to give hopelessly klutzy new student Tai a makeover. Things go awry When Tai becomes more popular than she is. This week Chris Hammond, Katty &…

Episode 19 - The Spoilt Milk Movie Quiz Podcast Chris Hammond, Katty and The Hobo decided to change the format this week and record a Spoilt Milk Movie Quiz Podcast. The rules are simple. 1. Grab a piece of paper, your notepad, your phone a friends cast from their recently broken limb. 2. Listen to the questions 3. Jot your answers down 4. Send us …