Best Claire Dane Podcasts (2024)

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Claire "Cry Face" Danes 44:48

4d ago44:48

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USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A YEARLY MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Claire Danes is an American actress, who has been working in film and television since she was a teenager. She’s won Emmy’s and Golden Globes, and the award for the most intense cry face of all time. This episode we unpack her life and crimes like: the fact that Claire is banned from the Ph…

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Mini: We're still at 2,000 feet, right? 17:44

2d ago17:44

17:44

If plane crashes freak you out... this might not be the episode for you, But if you're like us and there's something wrong with you... we've got chilling tales of both a plane crash AND the ghosts that it produced. Support Afternoonified by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/afternoonified Find out more at http://getaftern…

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The B-List Cryptid Tournament of Champions 1:04:01

9d ago1:04:01

1:04:01

The can't-miss even of the year is upon us! We'll work our way through nail-biting matchups such as... The Flatwoods Monster vs the Hopkinsville GoblinsThe Loveland Frogman vs The Lizardman of Scape Ore SwapAnd many more! See which of these lil freaks will take their rightful place as the newest member of the Cryptid Hall of Fame! Support Afternoon…

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Lizzo: "Fake Quit" 38:42

11d ago38:42

38:42

USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Is there a right way to quit? Not technically. But is there a wrong way? Without a doubt. This episode we unpack the life and crimes of Lizzo aka Melissa Vivienne Jefferson. Like the time she allegedly forged a DNA test, blasted a delivery driver and the more serious (and way less funny) accusatio…

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Mini: The Jane Goodall of Sloths 18:11

17d ago18:11

18:11

It's time for some Sloth Facts™! Take a chill pill and learn about these furry, admittedly kind of moldy little guys. Support Afternoonified by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/afternoonified Find out more at http://getafternoonified.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.…

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Miranda "Salt Lamp" Kerr 48:39

18d ago48:39

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Miranda Kerr is a supermodel, business mogul and earth mother, but she's also a photoshop genius that we could all learn something from. Today we unpack the life and crimes of the girl from Gunnedah, like reportedly dating a criminal (not J-Lo), sharing questionable health information and the more serious crime of culturally appropriation. And, we …

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Hoaxes 2 : Judgement Day 1:01:30

23d ago1:01:30

1:01:30

We're back on the hoax train this week and it's... well, there's a lot of rocks. From stories of God speaking to German scientists through rocks to decorative plaques and prehistoric birds, there's a little of everything for the skeptic that lives in all of us. Support Afternoonified by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/a…

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Joe “The Second Most Famous” Jonas 52:55

25d ago52:55

52:55

USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Joe Jonas is a man of many talents, singing, complimenting dogs and finding a way to blame women for his problems (allegedly). Today we unpack the life and crimes of the second most famous Jonas Brother and star of not just Camp Rock but Camp Rock 2. From the purity ring drama, to his divorce to S…

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Mini: This Episode is Cursed 20:30

1M ago20:30

20:30

Okay, it's not, but when Emily makes a promise, she delivers! This week we're actually talking about birds and babies again... as in a selection of stories about birds kidnapping babies and how many men with guns it takes to fight off an eagle. Spoiler: it's more than you'd think. Support Afternoonified by contributing to their tip jar: https://tip…

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Kate "Smarter Than You" Beckinsale 43:54

1M ago43:54

43:54

Kate Beckinsale is a world famous actress, who has overcome so much, including her huge IQ. From staring in questionable art like the movie Click to dating 'friend' of the Cancelled Courtroom, Matt Rife (yuck!), we unpack the life and crimes of the smarty pants that is Kate Beckinsale. So is being a genius a crime or a point of diversity? And why h…

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Cursed Objects 54:34

1M ago54:34

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Before you pick up that oil painting of a crying boy at your local thrift shop, maybe take a second to consider that it's cursed... This week, we're taking a look at a couple of cursed objects that range from kitschy art to literal historical artifacts and what effect they had on the people who encountered them. Also, we know we were actually think…

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Dakota "Madame Web Of Lies" Johnson 46:23

1M ago46:23

46:23

Dakota Johnson star of the new Madame Web, might just be our favourite nepo baby we’ve welcomed into the Cancelled courtroom. From lying in interviews, to sleeping for far too long, to dissing the cinematic masterpiece that is Fifty Shades Of Grey, we unpack the crimes of The Puss In Boots' step-daughter. But are the sentences too harsh? Or should …

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Mini: Architecture & Tapas 22:06

2M ago22:06

22:06

We all have that one project that we've been working on for what feels like forever. But imagine that half done jigsaw puzzle was actually the largest church in the world and you've been picking away at it for over a hundred years. This week, Sara returns from her vacation in Spain to tell us the story of the unending construction on La Sagrada Fam…

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Bradley "You've Never Even Met Him" Cooper 41:32

2M ago41:32

41:32

Fact: A Star Is Born slaps. Also a fact: Bradley Cooper made that movie his entire personality, and now he's doing it again with Maestro. Today we welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the one man in the room who ‘discovered’ Lady Gaga. From crying over someone he's never met, to hating chairs and being a bad kisser (allegedly) we unpack the life and …

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Cleopatra 1:02:21

2M ago1:02:21

1:02:21

The story of Cleopatra seems pretty straightforward. A beautiful Queen using her charms to gain power and, eventually, lose it tragically. While some of that is true, Cleopatra's image and story have long been the victim of Roman propaganda and rumor. We don't claim to have all the answers, but hopefully we can set the record straight on a few deta…

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Emma "The Movie Of Which We Do Not Speak" Stone 42:05

2M ago42:05

42:05

Emma Stone is a talented and much loved actress, but does she deserve all the accolades? From lying about her name, to having too many best friends and not hustling enough for her success we unpack the life and crimes of Emily (not Emma) Stone. Plus, the movie that should have sunk the career's of some of Hollywood's biggest stars - Aloha. And, mor…

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Mini: Like a Fiery Claire Danes 21:20

2M ago21:20

21:20

It's a vacation episode! Emily visited Los Angeles and came back with stories about old rocks AND old rockers. Mostly the old rocks... specifically old rocks that have crash landed on earth with some...interesting repercussions. Support Afternoonified by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/afternoonified Find out more at ht…

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Miley "That Open Letter" Cyrus 46:10

2M ago46:10

46:10

Fresh off her first Grammy win, it's time for Miley Cyrus to face the Cancelled courtroom. The Flowers singer has grown up right in front of our eyes, and while she has had the best of both worlds - Miley has certainly faced her fair share of controversy. From that weird tongue thing to taking a wrecking ball to her pledge for a sober life, the sta…

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Race for the South Pole 1:14:16

2M ago1:14:16

1:14:16

In 1911, two groups of men decided they would try their luck at being the first to reach the South Pole. Of course, it being 1911, this was a bit of an undertaking that resulted in some very cold boys and quite a bit of drama. Warning: This might get rough if you're a fan of dogs and/or ponies...or humans, I guess. Mostly the first two. Support Aft…

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Jacob “We Need To Talk About Your Girlfriend” Elordi 42:09

2M ago42:09

42:09

Jacob Elordi is everywhere at the moment, he's a certified Aussie heart-throb, a talented actor and defendant in our Cancelled courtroom. That's right, we are taking the Saltburn star to court over crimes including starring in a trashy movie x 3, dissing said trilogy, his interesting dating history and an alleged incident at a Sydney pub. (allegedl…

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Ep.65: Stance’s Final Episode! Musician Kamaal Williams, Author LaToya Watkins, Artist Cochemea, Musician Sinkane 1:11:49

2M ago1:11:49

1:11:49

After seven years of Stance which has spanned over 64 episodes of arts, culture and current affairs, 8 insightful Stance Takes shows, the growth of Stance Studios, multiple awards, and over 30 in-person events across the globe, we present our final show! In this episode, Chrystal Genesis takes one last look at creativity, storytelling and what it m…

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Mini: Horny and Disgusted 24:54

2M ago24:54

24:54

In our defense, we though that it would be nice to read a few Grimms Fairytales in honor of Valentine's Day. Of course, we forgot who we were dealing with and things went a little off the rails. Support Afternoonified by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/afternoonified Find out more at http://getafternoonified.com This po…

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Birth: "Everything Smells Like A Farm" 43:54

3M ago43:54

43:54

Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently... again. And instead of celebrity crimes, we are cancelling the way in which most of us came to this earth... BIRTH. From the 'wet mess' to the smells and the pain we deep dive into all the reasons birth needs a logistical rethink. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. PSA: …

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Misidentified Children 1:17:29

3M ago1:17:29

1:17:29

Sometimes kids go missing and then sometimes (hopefully) they come back. But SOMETIMES the kid that comes back isn't the right one and...things can get a little weird. This week we're covering four cases of missing children that weren't who they seemed and the lengths their families went to in order to untangle the mystery. Warning: This episode co…

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Ryan "Performative Feuding" Reynolds 40:21

3M ago40:21

40:21

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the husband of Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds. This episode we dive into his life and crimes which include being a bit meh, bad acting and a fake feud which is very annoying. So what is Deadpool? And should Mr Reynolds consider one less business venture? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. LOVED THIS EPISODE? LISTE…

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Lara "Where The Bloody Hell Are You” Bingle (Worthington) 41:52

3M ago41:52

41:52

How do you know when you've hit rock bottom? For Lara Bingle it was licking a battery for a radio stunt when she was meant to be in court for an alleged driving offence. Lara Worthington is a glamorous business woman and mother, but Lara Bingle was a lazy gewl with a passion for meat pies and one of the greatest reality shows known to man. This epi…

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Still Guilty: Hugh "Made Some Terrible Decisions" Grant 46:38

3M ago46:38

46:38

In the 90’s Hugh Grant was the rom-com king but not all was as it seemed… It turns out the British actor wasn’t the bumbling yet adorable love interest we would see on scene, in fact he himself admits most of his costars despised him. This episode we ask the question, who really is Hugh Grant? We learn how a terrible movie lead to a string of bad d…

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Ep.64: Music w/Enji; US Jews of Color: Celebrating Sukkot, Journalist Robin Washington, Writer Hanah Bloom, Jews of Color Initiative CEO Ilana Kaufman & Philosopher Lewis R. Gordon 1:15:07

3M ago1:15:07

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On Stance, we explore the question: what does it mean to be a Jewish person of color in America today? We chat with a range of voices from this growing demographic, in the worlds of philosophy, pop culture, community organizing, and journalism. Plus, we cover music with Jazz Musician Enji to learn more about her mesmerizing new record, Ulan. At a S…

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Still Guilty: Kendall "A Series Of Weird Decisions" Jenner 37:20

3M ago37:20

37:20

Kendall Jenner is in the Cancelled courtroom again, so we can take another look at her life and crimes. From controversial partnerships with Pepsi and Fyre Festival to denying she's a nepo baby, we look at all her weird decisions and assign charges and sentences. This episode was first published in February 2022 (no, the cucumber cutting incident h…

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Still Guilty: Kate "Hunted A Prince" Middleton 52:30

4M ago52:30

52:30

Welcome back to the Cancelled courtroom, Kate Middleton (yes we know it's technically Princess Catherine, and no we don't care). From allegedly hunting a Prince, to wearing slutty nail polish, and coming from the wrong kind of family we look at all the crimes this royal lass has committed. But do the sentences fit the crimes? Plus, we hear more of …

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Still Guilty: The Patriarchy 39:14

4M ago39:14

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Men are officially back in court! History has mainly been told from the perspective of men, so we think it's time for a little rewrite. From Adam and Eve to The Darwin Awards, The Dark Ages to golf - Clare and Jessie untangle history and how things might have been different if women were in charge. Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, the patriarchy i…

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Still Guilty: Gwyneth "You're Not Better Than Us" Paltrow 34:46

4M ago34:46

34:46

Welcome back to Cancelled courtroom, the gorgeous but controversial, Gwyneth Paltrow. Her crimes? Encouraging women to lay eggs and taking credit for inventing yoga and brining the term 'conscious uncoupling' to the masses. Will she be found guilty again? Listen to part two of this episode here. This episode was first published in October 2021. THE…

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Still Guilty: Dr "Unqualified" Phill 36:05

4M ago36:05

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Welcome back to the Cancelled courtroom the entertaining but extremely unqualified Dr Phil. While, I Want To Give Up My Car-Stealing, Knife-Wielding, Twerking 13-Year-Old Daughter Who Tried To Frame Me For A Crime, is a great title for a show - it's pretty terrible for society. From an Oprah endorsement to allegations of workplace bullying, we look…

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Still Guilty: Ellen "Not As Nice As You Think" DeGeneres 36:47

4M ago36:47

36:47

Welcome to back to the Cancelled courtroom, the woman you watched when you were home sick from school Ellen DeGeneres. From not being nice all the time, to rejecting Dakota Johnson's birthday invitation and comparing her mansion to prison, we investigate her life and crimes. And we ask the question, is it illegal not to dance for fans on demand? Th…

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Still Guilty: Mariah "I Don't Know Her" Carey 38:57

4M ago38:57

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Welcome back the Cancelled courtroom the unofficial (for legal reasons) queen of Christmas Mariah Carey. Usually in the CANCELLED courtroom, Clare and Jessie present 'legitimate and unbiased' evidence, and come up with ‘fair and just’ charges and sentences for the plaintiff. But, not this time. You see the pair love Mariah Carey too much to give he…

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Mini: Chrismyth Busters 26:03

4M ago26:03

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Obviously we couldn't get through the whole holiday season without ruining something, so Sara has some hard truths about topics such as... Jesus' BirthdayThe creation of Santa and...Which beloved Christmas song isn't really a Christmas song. Support Afternoonified by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/afternoonified Find o…

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Christmas: "A Lazy Gewls Least Favourite Holiday" 32:20

4M ago32:20

32:20

Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently and instead of judging the crimes of your favourite celebrity, we are putting Christmas on the stand. From over-committed schedules, to being too focused on kids and feeling kind of repetitive there's plenty of reasons why this is a lazy gewls least favourite holiday. But, do…

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Saturnalia 50:08

5M ago50:08

50:08

What if I told you that there's a winter holiday where you just drink wine, give gifts, and generally cause lighthearted mayhem? Waaaaaay before Christmas, back in the ancient Roman times, we had Saturnalia, a week of mischief and merriment that needs to be brought back ASAP. Support Afternoonified by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pin…

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Matt "Thinks He's Too Good Looking" Rife 40:18

5M ago40:18

40:18

LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!!! Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom a man with a phenomenal jaw but questionable morals, Matt Rife. From making jokes about domestic violence and elder abuse, to touching Zendaya (leave the perfect angel alone), the Tiktok famous 'comedian' is front and centre of some of the internets most ridiculous controversies which we m…

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Mini: The Santalorian 14:52

5M ago14:52

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This week we're taking a little dive into the life and outrageous miracles of the OG Saint Nicholas. You know... the guy that actually existed before his memory was morphed into a big jolly white guy with a penchant for baked goods and dairy. Support Afternoonified by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/afternoonified Find …

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Chris "Tall Poppy" Hemsworth 43:35

5M ago43:35

43:35

LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!!! Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom real life Thor, aka Chris Hemsworth. From ruining a seaside town in New South Wales, to making consistent flops and stealing roles from his own siblings we unpack the life and crimes of one of Australia's best exports. And, we ask the all important questions like... is being successful a c…

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Ep.63: Harlem Raised: Film w/ Maysles Documentary Center, Food w/ Sugar Hill Creamery, Nature w/ Brotherhood Sister Sol; Music w/ Vagabon 57:51

5M ago57:51

57:51

This show explores Harlem, one of New York City’s most historic and noteworthy places. Co-hosted by special guest, Vita, she joins her mum, Stance’s host and founder Chrystal Genesis to highlight some of their favorite places. As residents of the area, they visit a handful of their favorite spots, spanning film, food and nature to uncover what cont…

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Mary Shelley 1:05:28

5M ago1:05:28

1:05:28

While she may be known mostly for a novel written after a nightmare she had on vacation, Mary Shelley had a whole life aside from Frankenstein. Sure, that life was messy and full of men who didn't deserve her time, but what are you gonna do? This week we're taking a look into the life of the woman who created one of the most fascinating literary ge…

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Harry "Balding Isn’t A Crime" Styles 43:09

5M ago43:09

43:09

LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!!! Sometimes in the Cancelled courtroom we set ourselves a challenge, to cancel the uncancellable… Enter Harry The Dream Boat Styles (not his government name) who has given us musical gifts and lewks from the heavens above… but not all is as it seems. From a dodgy audition, to a weird acceptance speech and a haircut that has m…

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Mini: How Do You Fall Off a Covered Bridge? 16:20

5M ago16:20

16:20

It's Sara's turn for a vacation report and she's taking us to the autumnal leaf-peeping oasis that is Vermont! Things get very spooky with the story of covered bridge and the very very real young lady named Emily who calls the bridge her home. Support Afternoonified by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/afternoonified Find…

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Sex And The “Carrie Is A Terrible Friend” City 55:08

5M ago55:08

55:08

We’ve been doing a lot of soul searching (watching TV) in the Cancelled courtroom and we couldn’t help but wonder… is Sex And The City Cancelled? (Obvious answer: yes) From portraying the least diverse version of New York City, to treating people terribly and questionable fashion, we analyse the crimes of the show that shaped the late 90's and earl…

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Unidentified Persons 1:13:02

5M ago1:13:02

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In the genre of unsolved mysteries there is a very specific category of interest: John and Jane Does with fake identities and strange circumstances surrounding their deaths. This week, we’re exploring a few of these cases to try and untangle some of the knots left by these unknown people.

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Hilary "30 Percent" Duff 42:32

6M ago42:32

42:32

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Hilary Duff aka Lizzie McGuire. From weird cameos to ending homophobia with one video, to being only recognisable by her eyebrows (that mask was simply not enough for a disguise) we examine the life and crimes of the more famous Duff sister. But, is it crime to only give 30 percent when you're as successful as he…

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Mini: Vampire Hunting Nuns 21:29

6M ago21:29

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It's another vacation report! This time we're heading to the rum-soaked streets of New Orleans for a mostly historically accurate tale of vampires and women being shipped overseas against their will. Support Afternoonified by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/afternoonified Find out more at http://getafternoonified.com Th…

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Nicolas "Too Many Castles" Cage 44:41

6M ago44:41

44:41

Running a courtroom is important business, and when it comes to prosecuting one of the most rogue men in Hollywood we take our job very seriously. Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom actor, shopaholic and adventurer Nicolas Cage (aka Nicolas Coppala, yes that Coppala). This episode we dive into his many, MANY crimes, like terrible movies, too many c…

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