What starts a little rudderless turns into a good ol’ RPDP heater as we discuss why strawberries are bullshit, burgeritos, the way the world goes round, alpha males, and an old Labatt Blue commercial among many other wonders that can only be heard in their original context. Thanks for listening! Tell a friend! Sponsor us! ==========================…

We talk about haircuts, how a stoned Metal Matt catastrophically halted a Mickey D’s on accident, hating on shit, artist shit, what retirement isn’t going to look like for us, Bible story time with ol’ country boy Cochise, and an in-depth examination of the mating rituals of a particular Star Trek species. Not too damn bad for a Tuesday night! ====…

A message from Metal Matt: Out of respect to our esteemed listeners I must issue a warning that this episode is pretty gross. Anyway, we also talk about wearing someone else’s pants, homemade BBQ sauce, how the 90's was probably the coolest decade, and weirdly enough the NBA. Enjoy! =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscr…

This is an unprecedented gala RPDP event! Cochise is live in studio! We also have none other than Triple Threat live in the fuckin’ studio! This is the wildest RPDP yet! Topics include a recap of Bro Down 2024 from the fine city of Chandler, AZ, near miss vomit burps, racks of beer, West Coast Style IPAs, we fucking saw the legendary Andrew Dice Cl…

We talk about pissing on cars from freeway over ramps, strip club etiquette, should you always get excited about tits, why to be careful with church chicks, more shit about church, drinking out of cups, total recall, how not to make an ass out of yourself if you get wasted, and fighting dragons. =================================== Do us a solid! Li…

We talk about the stupid awesome line and the rich crazy line, togas and jugs of wine, timid drivers and aggressive drivers, brake checking cops, theoretical situations involving hanging out with ex girlfriends, how professional dart ratings are determined, float tanks, and more sponsorship opportunities, and finally a breakdown of savory vs. sweet…

You know what you damn came for and you’re gonna get it! Topics include beef steaks vs. squid steaks, Mexican swearing, boner pills, struggle pussy, an update on the AirPods saga, watching scrambled porn, all the shit we’re listening to lately, people from high school that died, of course drugs, how crucial it is to puke in the kitchen sink or toil…

Matty f***ed up and the notes ain’t so good for it was a wee bit drunk out the night of recording but for sure we talked about bicycle lanes, blondes, whether or not “Who’s the Boss” was any good, and more about framing reality and self-esteem. =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAVE…

Business as usual up in the RPDP offices! We talk about impatience, mental fortitude, more impatience, how squeaky wheels have made society weak, way more talk about nutrition than you’d ever expect from this cast, and a detailed breakdown of how to correctly ‘Chise out. =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an…

NOW IN GLORIOUS HD AUDIO! Well, Cochise sounds way better. We get into sacrificing the red heifer and general disinterest in all this eclipse nonsense, being unemployed with style, Belgian waffles, and cigar talk to round out a nice ep. =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAVE A 5 STA…

BIG NEWS ON A CAN NOT MISS EPISODE! We also talk psychology books, Cochise shares some recipe ideas, we discuss our mutual disdain of skinhead punks, and some pretty good advice about hitting a punch machine. =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW AND WE WILL READ IT…

It’s not an April Fool’s joke - Matt is way pissed off at Apple, but it takes us most of the ep to get there. We also list the sponsorships we’d be receptive to and talk about going back in the penalty box. Here’s the real April fool’s joke: your face. =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a frien…

Uh, I don’t remember this one so well. I forgot to write a summary when we recorded it. I f***ed up and I'm sorry. I know it’s funny as sh*t though. - Matt =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW AND WE WILL READ IT ON THE AIR NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT US. Thoughts…

Cochise is a little salty on this one, hilarity ensues. Eat your fkn vegetables. =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW AND WE WILL READ IT ON THE AIR NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT US. Thoughts? Problems? Feelings? We’re here for you: rpdpcares@gmail.com ***DISCLAIMER…

On the inaugural episode of RPDP your esteemed hosts, Cochise and Metal Matt, give a rundown of their history and the genesis (and resurrection) of the RPDP brand which eventually devolves into a conversation about which of two dominant music services is truly superior. =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an …

After a nice little technical mishap (included for posterity) we get into IBUs, sneaky morning beers, the f***ing Seahawks, cops, and the fine art of “puke and rally”. Matt sincerely apologizes for the burps, it was real drunk out that day. =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAVE A 5…

Probably too much, actually. There’s a weird tech glitch later in the episode, thanks for sticking it out. =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW AND WE WILL READ IT ON THE AIR NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT US. Thoughts? Problems? Feelings? We’re here for you: rpdpcar…

We discuss Cochise’s favorite movie at length as well as beer, because of course. Film cameras and photography are also discussed. =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW AND WE WILL READ IT ON THE AIR NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT US. Thoughts? Problems? Feelings? We’…

We’re a little slow out of the gate (what, you don’t ever get tired? Yeah fkn right, idiot) but we soldier on and this one is a helluva banger. That weird tech issue (probably the damn NSA) pops again but we catch and correct quicker. Thanks for listening! =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a f…

Happy Veteran’s Day! We’re back! Did you miss us? We’ve been jet setting around the damn planet and we’re happy as hell to be back in Glendale. This week pilgrims get called to the carpet, Shane’s day in history turns into a new segment called “Matt Guesses Celebrity Ages”, and GTA goes to Popeye’s. =================================== Do us a solid…

Damn this one is a heater! It’s like Summer all over again even as the temps are nice and mild in the fine city of Glendale. This week we really get down on some shit. A listener email prompts some Metal Matt stories, then Thrizzle takes us on a journey with tales of the *real* Machine Gun Kelly. It’s got everything! Bootlegging, bank robberies kid…

We’re back baby!!! This is a killer episode, real vintage Power Hour goodness. Metal Matt has a come to Jesus moment about negativity, we revisit the mission statement and focus everything back on truth, learning, and fun, Shane gives us dope day in history facts and then tells us about that squirrelly mothaf*ka Frank Lloyd Wright. It’s an episode …

Had to pull the OG version of this one and make some cuts, we got too far from truth, learning, and fun! Still a good ep. Oh you know it starts off nice and chill… We talk about an easy Saturday and going to visit the grave of Waylon Jennings, the best Country and Western singer/guitarist ever to walk the Earth. Then we watch the Mariners and it go…

Shane’s back and we talk a whole pile of randomness. I mean, that's about it. Don't get me wrong, this episode is fkn great. It's that I have to sit here and write a tantalizing paragraph about it and I'm coming up with squat. It's Saturday and I'm in chill mode. Are you in chill mode? Then kick back with this episode! Just a good old fashioned Pow…

Thrizzle is at a diplomatic conference this weekend but y’all know Matty won’t leave ya high and dry (just high!) Maybe even the Rev. Dr. Metal Matt is a little smart. Maybe he “knows a guy” so he’s ready for any kind of wild shit you motherfuckers think would deter him from delivering this weekly hour of power. Yeah. Matt knows a guy. Matt has had…

Strap in folks ‘cause we’re coming in HOT today! RED hot! Too hot to handle! (That’s a killer UFO song, look it up! - MM) We get all into it about some honkeys acting up at our favorite restaurant. THEN we get into sht about Maui and it’s some full blown fkn black belt conspiracy talk. This one bangs! We love y’all and thanks for listening! =======…

Yeah we missed last week because life got all bullshit and such but don’t y’all worry because we’re back this week with a banger! Shane gives us a farming update, we talk about the Barbie movie, Shane shares some tips about empowering yourself, and Matt is… Matt. Enjoy! =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an …

This week we dive into the insane and fun world of roller derby! Shane also gives us an update on her entree into farming and we do the first ever “The world is turning into Grand Theft Auto” lightning round because Matty’s got to clear ‘em out! =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAV…

It might be getting a little cooler in AZ (for one day) but you know we’re running hot as sh*t on the Power Hour! We are going hard for y’all! F*ckin’ damn! This week a (still inebriated) Matt gives us the rundown of a sweet party at the Glendale manor, Shane goes full tin foil hat and tells us about conspiracy meat, and other chatter about random …

Holy smokes folks we almost lost this one altogether! Luckily Matt patched it up (audio might be a little wonky) because it’s ten pounds of podcast in a five pound bag! We bitch about the heat in AZ, recap the Misfits show from last weekend, decode the recent Jason Aldean controversy to show how everything is media manipulation, and then Shane take…

Holy smokes! Temps are in the 110's but if you think that's gonna slow down the power hour you got another thing coming homie! This week we talk about rescuing a committee member, some "woo" stuff about raising your vibration, and the main event - we talk about the competitive eating legend Takeru Kobayashi! =================================== Do u…

The pod is live and already creating (a very small) controversy! A slow news day in history gives us fk all except celebrity birthdays and some spirited OG video game talk. We also cover competitive eating and Matt has a slew of wild news stories that might have well been in GTA. Thanks for listening! Enjoy! Recorded 7.9.23 ========================…

It’s America’s 247th b-day and we talk a lot about today in history! Also Matt’s new segment about the world has become GTA and the philosophical importance of re-gripping your golf clubs. Recorded 7.4.23 =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW AND WE WILL READ IT ON …

This one’s a scorcher! We got it all: Zeppelins, metal bands going soft, pool updates! And if you aren’t mind-blown from all that, Shane tells us about people dancing themselves to death! Et tu, Macarena? Recorded 6.24.23 =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW AND WE…

The title says it all, but there’s plenty of jokes packed in too so come on and take a listen! Recorded 6.17.23 =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW AND WE WILL READ IT ON THE AIR NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT US. Thoughts? Problems? Feelings? We’re here for you: rp…

This week we delve in to the water honkey phenomena, Matt walks us through an air show disaster, and Shane gives the dish on a couple folks gettin’ what they had comin’ to ‘em! Recorded 6.10.23 =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW AND WE WILL READ IT ON THE AIR NO …

It’s Summer in the fine city of Glendale, AZ! Our hosts recount Shane’s birthday celebration, Matt discovers the joy of pool life, Shane gives us the dish on some government doings, and there’s a lot of bikini talk. Recorded 6.3.23 =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAVE A 5 STAR REV…

This week our hosts dilly-dally down a dangerous lane. Not to worry, folks, things get back on track and we get some WILD back in the day stories from Shane and Matt. Recorded 5.27.23 =================================== Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend! LEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW AND WE WILL READ IT ON THE AIR NO MATTER WHA…