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In the not so distant future, a visionary radio station realizes it is more fruitful to do away with music and stick to playing ads. This minor switch in radio format transforms the entire broadcasting landscape and proves their theory that content is merely filler. With the help from a zany DJ and resigned weatherman, this station takes the world by storm and ramps up their ad dollars ten-fold.
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Welcome to the final episode of 104.X - The Ads! In this very special conclusion we sit back and watch as a great many companies try their best to stay relevant during a pandemic. If dealing with a pandemic wasn’t hard enough our lord and saviour “The Taj Mamall” has enslaved the entire population of the planet to “keep everyone safe”. Oliver Cash …
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Now that it's official that planet earth is dying all companies are having a race to see how much stuff they can sell before we cease to exist. Extreme weather has made it impossible for citizens to get to their jobs, homelessness is rampant and some are refusing to eat what's left of food. In happier news "JFK Superstar" the musical is hitting Squ…
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Extreme weather has made the planet uninhabitable so citizens are informed to stay in the air conditioned hallways of The Taj Ma Mall. All drugs are still legal but Chippy Squiggles seems to be the only one using them as the rest of civilization is busy planning their suicide. Food is barely edible and there's only one place to see animals anymore.…
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The Taj Ma Mall, Addictmatch.com and 104.X have partnered up to make all drugs legal! Chippy Squiggles is so excited and high he can barely get all of the commercials out of his mouth. If drugs aren't your thing be sure to check out a new religious grocery store chain, a theme park for doomed families or simply buy a new condo in the heart of what'…
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Just in time for the holidays (completely coincidentally), 104.X is having a festive party in celebration for the increase in ad revenue from Christmas! Capitalizing on the public's innate need to shop more at this time of year "The Ads" have more holiday deals, seasonal products and Christmas inspired shows that are sure to whet any consumers rabi…
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Music is officially dead and boy is 104.X happy about that. We learn that the government is chipping citizens, that caffeine has another ingestion method and Oliver Cash wants just two more things from you. This episode is brought to you by Suture-Self, Stealify, Witch-Fix and Fleshbooks.
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We can't thank you enough for buying all of the products and services we've advertised to you and really appreciate you still not feeling fulfilled. Don't worry, this next line of products are gonna change your failed life and make you feel like a million bucks! In somewhat alarming and amazing news The Taj Ma Mall is completely sentient and has be…
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Still hungry for more? Well open your mouth and let the ads slide in! Now that we’re good friends we wanna keep your short attention span focused on coming back like the junkie you are. We have a new contest that gives you the chance to win MONEY! That’s right, you like money don’t ya? Well if you want a chance to win you gotta keep your radio stat…
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Welcome to Episode 2! Keep your seat belt buckled if you don't want your face to be smashed into a wall of products you can't afford. Our little gamble has paid off BIG TIME and the ad revenue has skyrocketed to never-before-seen heights. Some more ardent music fans are having a tough time adjusting to a world with no music so we've created a siste…
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Welcome to 104.X - The Ads! In our first episode we will introduce you to the “Brand New” commercial radio model which does away with that clunky music that has been bogging you down for years. Our genius and daring move immediately proves that the listening public doesn’t care about music and barely notices a change in their daily programming. You…
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