Join us every other Wednesday as we make our way through multiple Tabletop RPGs to tell the story of four charismatic heroes seeking to repair the multiverse. It's a journey of epic proportions that will keep you laughing as you piece together the mystery of the world, the characters, and most importantly, that extra-dimensional Coffee Shop known as Cafe Nowhere.
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It's a race against the clock as the Janiteers delve head-first into an ancient ruin in search for a cypher that could save the Jewel from the Dread's destruction...Man, that description won't make any sense if you haven't heard the last few episodes.By Donovan Mark V
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Boarding the subway (or is it a train?), the Janiteers learn more about the small community they've apparently decided to join. Then they fight some stuff.By Donovan Mark V
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The Janiteers arrive in a brand new world, one that's been around the block a few times. In a strange place called the Cold Desert, they must figure out how to play by a whole new set of rules.By Donovan Mark V
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The fight for Nowhere continues as the Janiteers do battle with a massive crystal creature, then face an even bigger, more terrifying challenge: Diplomacy.By Donovan Mark IV
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Back in Nowhere, the Janiteers and a wandering Infiniteer have the chance to explore the now bustling train station and decide who around them is worth trusting.By Donovan Mark IV
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S2E68 - Definitley Not A Furiosa Ripoff
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A rescue mission turns into an all-out arena brawl in a pit of rust and metal with a healthy dose of family bickering. What else did you expect when Hondo comes back?By Donovan Mark IV
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S2E67 - The Folly of Post-Apocalyptic Fashions
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Sandstorms, explosions, and dangerous car stunts keep the Janiteers from discovering what exactly is going on as they traverse the wasteland on an epic mission to rescue...someone? Maybe?By Donovan Mark IV
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Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Shadow of the Demonlord arc? How did we think we could get away with time travel? How will we feel about Rothdamona now that everything's all said and done? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Hap…
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The Janiteers finally catch up with time itself, as the moment of truth arrives and Rothdamona helps Dee make a decision about their future within the multiverse.By Donovan Mark IV
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After an arguably heroic savior moment, Bash finds himself...somewhere else, as the other Janiteers entirely lose control over this whole situation.By Donovan Mark IV
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S2E64 - Under the Hollow Hamburger Bun of Doom
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Uncovering an ancient cavern in the heart of the Shield Mountains brings more trouble than previously thought as Sebastian finds a new friend and Rothdamona thinks she's melting.By Donovan Mark IV
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The Janiteers journey into the depths of the Shield Mountains, to meet with the Dwarven City leaders and once again irrevocably alter history. Oops.By Donovan Mark IV
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Rothdamona makes her way back home, as Stonewall prepares for their upcoming pilgrimage.By Donovan Mark IV
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Dee Dee and Bash totally know where they're going and don't get lost at all. Henry and Bejeweled hang out in the library. Everyone forgets.By Donovan Mark IV
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During a routine dungeon crawl, the Janiteers finds that...well, turns out there's no such thing as a routine dungeon crawl in this universe.By Donovan Mark IV
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Rerun of The Tales of Nowhere Mother's Day Special
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To remember those no longer with us, here's a trip down memory lane, all the way back to 2018 when the cast behind the Infiniteers teamed up with their moms for an unforgettable adventure.By Copernicus Stratt
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S2 Bonus - A Very Special Nowhere Christmas (Album)
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Don't wait! Grab your copy of this very special Nowhere Christmas Album today and celebrate this holiday season across the entire multiverse!By Copernicus Stratt
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There was a small cave incident, and now the Janiteers find themselves back on top of a familiar mountain peak. Did someone go 88 miles per hour?By Donovan Mark IV
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S2E58 - Escape From The City of Wonders
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Turns out, leaving a city known for insane magicians and chaotic magic isn't exactly a cakewalk. Also, is anybody else cold in here?By Donovan Mark IV
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The Janiteers make their way through the land of Shadow of the Demonlord on an urgent quest to reclaim a piece of silverware.By Donovan Mark IV
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As DeeDee revists her hometown, troubling emotions boil to the surface. Also troubling giant monsters.By Donovan Mark IV
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DeeDee returns home, and everything's different. Her, the world, her village, the other Janiteers, that weird thing in the sky. It's all just different, okay?By Donovan Mark IV
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The Janiteers decide on their next step, and in doing so, are pulled into an important mission with an entire universe at stake.By Donovan Mark IV
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Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's 51st Episode Spectacular arc? How did the cast like returning to their Season 1 characters? Was everything planned ahead or improvised? Did they ruin everything by bringing them back? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more i…
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S2E53 - The 51st Episode Spectacular, Part Three: Contingency Plan
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Part Three. Deep in the bowels of the Exile of Fate, the Janiteers conclude their dive into a strange hologram recording showing the original group of Infiniteers and the end of their hail mary plan to eliminate a new threat in the multiverse.By Donovan Mark II
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S2E52 - The 51st Episode Spectacular, Part Two: Pulling a Hondo
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Part Two. Deep in the bowels of the Exile of Fate, the Janiteers continue to dive into a strange hologram recording showing the original group of Infiniteers and their hail mary plan to eliminate a new threat in the multiverse.By Donovan Mark II
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S2E51 - The 51st Episode Spectacular, Part One: Flashback
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Deep in the bowels of the Exile of Fate, the Janiteers dive into a strange hologram recording showing the original group of Infiniteers and their hail mary plan to eliminate a new threat in the multiverse.By Donovan Mark II
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After finding themselves in a strange theme park modeled after the exploits of the original Infiniteers, the Janiteers battle their way to the Exile of Fate as they continue to search for answers.By Donovan Mark IV
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With Nowhere in chaos, the Janiteers set out on a mission to locate the mysterious Writer using an old corridor known only as the Hall of Doors.By Donovan Mark IV
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A lot's changed in Nowhere since the Janiteers were there last. What surprises await them? How is the old gang doing? And what will they do with some much needed time off?By Donovan Mark IV
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Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Things from the Flood arc? How did the cast like returning to the world of Tales from the Loop ten years later? Did they have any fun at all!? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, becau…
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S2E47 - The Second Battle of Cankywampus
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With a massive rift open in this universe, there's only one thing to do...try to close it before they all die. So the Janiteers gear up and do what they do best: try.By Donovan Mark IV
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Deep in the tunnels beneath Boulder, the gang uncovers a shocking conspiracy. Plus, Ramona grows a moustache.By Donovan Mark IV
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The Janiteers chat over pizza, meet someone new, then deal with a boatload of emotional and physical trauma.By Donovan Mark IV
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While galavanting around the wrong side of a portal, the Janiteers find a little cabin in the woods. Knock Knock.By Donovan Mark IV
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S2E43 - Back to Where We Never Were
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The Janiteers find themselves treading familiar ground on a Saturday afternoon, with familiar faces they've never met.By Donovan Mark IV
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S2E42 - The Valentine's Day (Emotional) Massacre
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It's Valentine's Day! Do you have a date to the dance? It'd be crazy if you did, cause this is a podcast. But our favorite crew of teenage misfits are headed back to school on a Friday night and things are about to get...super weird.By Donovan Mark IV
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Have a seat and get ready for a day in the life of a teen living in Boulder, Colorado in 1997...in a weird alternate universe with robots and extradimensional technology. The Janiteers investigate the disappearance of a missing teen in order to save the Valentine's Day dance!By Donovan Mark IV
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S2E40 - Teen Girl Squad (and Bastion)
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It's time to return to the Season 2 story and rejoin the Janiteers back in Nowhere as they prepare to go on an all-new adventure! They end up somewhere familiar yet different, and discover friendly faces, old rivalries and a whole new mess to clean up. I know that description is vague but I'm trying to avoid spoilers, okay?…
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Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of our wild and wacky Interdimensional Six Pack Event? And what the next RPG we visit will be? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!…
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S2 Bonus - The Tales of Nowhere New Year's Special
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A New Year's Eve party in Nowhere turns into a universe hopping adventure for the Janiteers in this proseful celebration of the New Year Holiday.By Donovan Mark IV
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SIX PACK VI - The Best of Three Worlds
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Part Six of Six. The final battle begins, as the crew of the Valkyrie prepare to close the rifts for good. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. It's time to pop open the last can of this six pack.By Tzzentch, Architect of Fate
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SIX PACK V - Cowboys and Warp Cores
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Part Five of Six. Finally back home, the crew of the Valkyrie adjusts to life with their new crewmates and without the old, a few weeks after their return.By Tzzentch, Architect of Fate
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SIX PACK IV - The Fall of the Wexler Dynasty
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Part Four of Six. The gothic nightmare continues as the crew of the Valkyrie attempts to find out more about their missing ship, and escape this universe with their lives.By Tzzentch, Architect of Fate
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SIX PACK III - Crania Levitatus et Immolatum Avis
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Part Three of Six. Entering an entirely new universe, the crew of the Valkyrie must leave their morals at the Teleportarium when they're thrust into a Gothic Nightmare.By Tzzentch, Architect of Fate
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SIX PACK II - The Rocket and The Rift
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Part Two of Six. The crew of the Valkyrie continues their search for their lost crew and their lost universe as they head to the Orange Islands on a fun Pokemon adventure.By Tzzentch, Architect of Fate
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SIX PACK I - Of Synthehol and Scyther
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Part One of Six. Join us for a standalone story set in the world of Tales of Nowhere! We're taking a new team of Starfleet officers on an adventure to where only some people have gone before: the wonderful world of Pokemon!By Tzzentch, Architect of Fate
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Tales of Nowhere Presents: The Interdimensional Six Pack - Official Trailer
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Never heard of Tales of Nowhere before? This is the perfect place to start. A standalone story diving into some of your favorite universes (Pokémon, Star Trek, Warhammer 40K), with all-new characters in an absolutely insane six episode arc. The Interdimensional Six Pack kicks off October 12th.By Donovan Mark IV
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After heading back to Nowhere, the Janiteers get some time to themselves before heading off into the unknown to retrieve another artifact for Donovan. Who can smell now.By Donovan Mark IV
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Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's 7th Sea Arc? The answers to your burning questions, including what's next for Season 2, will be answered in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!By Donovan Mark IV
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