Dead Men Roll No Crits is an actual play podcast from the Cosmic Crit network, featuring the beloved Adventure Path “Skull and Shackles,” converted for Pathfinder 2E (Second Edition). Join Patrick (GM), Rebecca, Gibert, Tyler, and Seth as they don their tricorne hats and set out to conquer (or at least survive) the Shackled Seas. Dead Men Roll No Crits is released to the public on a 7-8 month delay. To catch up on the pirate adventures and participate in future episodes, become a Cosmic Crit ...
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The heroes fight off a flight of devils that have invaded their ship, but what are these demonic forces true goal? Will one member of the crew fall to the arches of hades or will they rise to the heavens of combat? Find out as the Tidebreaker crew fights for their life on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!…
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Ep. 175 | Sea No Evil, Here No Evil
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The scant fleet of Tessa Fairwind and the Tidebreaker rush headlong towards Hell Harbor to do what they can so save their ally Arronax Endymion. Will phantom fleets and the threats of Admiral Thrune slow them down or will they risk it all in a gambit that could spell their defeat before they make landfall? Find out all this and more this week on DM…
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This week the party drowns in Drenchport seeking to go the the assistance on the Master of Gales. Unfortunately for them, the Chelish Navy has blown through on the winds of the Eye of Abendego. What will they find waiting for them in the darkness of the Drowned Dwarf and beyond? Find out today on the brand new Dead Men Roll No Crits!…
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The hero's triumphant after their take down of Barnabas Harrigan have learned that he has been in league with the Chelish Navy for years. They rush back to Port Peril to call an emergency meeting, but will their allies heed their call or will their warning fall on unsympathetic ears? Find out on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!…
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This week the crew of the Tidebreaker count their plunder and stack the bodies high. The battle for Fort Harrigan is over and its time to pick up the pieces and figure out what exactly Barnabas's true goals are. It is time for their former captor to pay the final price, but can a family secret stay the executioner's hand? Find out all that and more…
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Near dead and running out of time, the crew of the Tidebreaker regroup and race to find the escaping Harrigan. Will a second fight allow them the opportunity they need to kill Barnabas or will this be the end of Captain Casius and his faithful crew? Find out as we finish the fight in this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!!!…
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This is it, the party led by Casius finally arrives and meets their old pressganging Captain Barnabas Harrigan inside his fortress keep. Will they have the revenge they so rightly deserve or will this spell the end for this party and this podcast? Find out on a climatic finale to book 5 of Skull and Shackles on this week's DMRNC!…
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Racing through Fort Harrigan the parties divide and conquer as the islands witchy watcher takes on the likes of Sharga, Bartleby, Ozzie and Kovik. Will they be able to fight this finnicky foe and give Captain Casius and the rest the time they need to take on Barnabas? Or will the tricky tongue of this mystic man be too much for them! Find out this …
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Captain Casius rushes into Fort Harrigan to save his adoptive family, but what traps and guards are waiting for him and his crew? Will the prison wardens prove too much for the pirate crew or do monk birds of a feather flock together? Find out on this week's episode of DMRNC!By Dead Men Roll No Crits
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Ep. 167 | From Whom the Bell Trolls
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We return to Captain Casius and the rest of the frontal assault team of Qandoso, Ozzie and the Orcish Battering Ram Sharga this week. Does this team have what it takes to bring down the defenses of the fortress's front gates? Find out this week as the end of book 5 continues on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits.(Sorry for the off week, Patrick got…
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This week after retreating to the heal hole (to what else but heal?) the infiltration team begins to explore, but the leader of the Norgorberites is laying in wait for them. The Mistress of Magic Luccaria comes out to play, and maybe there will be some surprises before this combat is done.By Dead Men Roll No Crits
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The infiltration team come across a shrine to Norgorber in the bowels of Harrigan's Fortress, and a giant sea beast kept there as a pet. Mr. Snips a giant crab is in close quarters fight and focuses its fury. Will the crew survive this assault before the main fight begins? Find out on this week's episode of DMRNC!…
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This week the infiltration team of Captain Elaerys and company makes their way to the sea caves outside Harrigan's Fortress. Can they find treasure in the old caverns or will they find an unnatural foe that eats intruders for breakfast? Find out on this Yo-ho-ho Holiday episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!…
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Years before part of the same fleet, once more the Wyrmwood and the Tidebreaker sail together into the dark uncharted isle where Captain Barnabas Harrigan made his fortress home. Will knocking on the front door be the right approach or will a team sent to infiltrate the island's cavern exit be the thing in which to catch the Captain would-be King? …
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Ep. 162 | The Cabin in the Wyrmwood
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This week the crew of the Tidebreaker take their victory lap as they have defeated Barnabas Harrigan's fleet and have taken the Wyrmwood. But is this yet another trap or will Captain Casius finally get his revenge? Find out on this weeks Dead Men Roll No Crits!By Dead Men Roll No Crits
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This week the crews of the Tidebreaker and the regained Spider's Silke are rejoined and the crew rejoined on the Isle of Empty Eyes. Plans are made for the upcoming naval battle as new allies and old come together to stem the tide of Harrigan's fleet. Will the Isle of Empty Eyes be the site of victory or a watery grave for the heroes? Find out this…
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Ep. 160 | It Barracuda Happen to You
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The heroes exit the Black Tower with their spoils, but a new foe awaits them outside. But will Captain Casius be able to return to the Isle of Empty Eyes with enough clout to raise a pirate army? Or will Barnabas Harrigan overrun the crew of the Tidebreaker and take their new sword for his own? Find out this week on Dead Men Roll No Crits!…
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Ep. 159 | The Shrouded Queen’s Gambit
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A deep dark hole in the Black Tower holds a secret kept locked away for decades. Does Captain Casius and the crew have what it take in order to unseal an ancient horror and claim the sword Aiger's Kiss for themselves? Or will they fall prey to the machinations of the Shrouded Queen? Find out all that and more on this week's DMRNC!…
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This weeks episode sees the resolution to the nail biting cliffhanger of last weeks episode? Will the party fall victim to the yellow mold? Will Qandoso survive two of those arcane horrors? Will Patrick ever again roll anything besides a natural 1 on his first attack in a round? Find out all that and more on this episode...of Dead Men Roll No Crits…
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This week Captain Casius and the crew continue on to the take on the dark tower, ascending the impossibly large wizardly structure. But will they find a red carpet waiting for them, or traps and tricks that are meant to try those wishing entrance? Well we uncover the secrets of Druid pooping habits? We’ll find out all that and more along with the p…
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This week we head back to follow the tales of Captain Casius as he aims to explore the isle of the Black Tower, find what treasures lie within, and gain renown in the Shackles before his fated conflict with Barnabas Harrigan. But what ancient unknown horrors lie in wait around the isle's jungle forests? Find out with us what is going to carry away …
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Ep. 155 | Tales of the Floating Dead
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Captain Elaerys has to retrieve her ship and save her crew, but will she be able to avoid an undead ambush alongside Hanto, Bartleby and Kovik? Find out of this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!By Cosmic Crit
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Captain Elaerys faces her toughest challenge yet on the high seas as ship wrecked pirates try to take her ship. But will she able to broker a deal with them before the true horrors of Dagon's Gullet rear their ugly heads? Find out all that and what kind of lotion Gorbadoc Bungalot Rummerbutt uses to get rid of his rashes on this week's episode of D…
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Ep. 153 | The Girl with the Dagon Tattoo
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This week Captain Elaerys (not Sharga) leads her crew to Dagon's gullet in order to find the pirate Scags Rotgram, with the aid of his former mate Gorbadoc Bungalot Rummerbutt! Will the freshly minted captain of the Spider's Silke be able to navigate the dangerous rocks of the gullet or will their ship and hopes be dashed before their real adventur…
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This week the two crews meet up after Casius in the guise of Giles Hamlis takes down the Theater of Corruption and secures the players for Arronax Endymion. The crews then look at other ways to gain renown in the Shackles and have more pirate crews join their cause. Splitting the party once more its decided that Captain Elaerys Delqarin of the newl…
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