Best CriticalMassPodcast Podcasts (2024)

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Season XX - Ep 3 - It Was Tasteless, It Was Stupid 2:00:40

8M ago2:00:40

2:00:40

Season XX - Ep 3 - It Was Tasteless, It Was Stupid Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about questionable party guests, ambiguity in messaging, Jonah Hill, folks getting fired over old tweets, Joss Wheadon sucks, boys playing with girls’ toys, and complaints about all things medical. Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review, share, and…

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Season XX - Ep 2 (Pt 2) - Our Chat with Ruben 1:02:32

9M ago1:02:32

1:02:32

Season XX - Ep 2 (Pt 2) - Our Chat with Ruben Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk to one of their favorite guests, Ruben! We talk to him about all his creative ventures! This is Part 2 of our 2-part episode with Ruben. Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review, share, and follow! We love you! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your C…

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Season XX - Ep 2 (Pt 1.) - Our Chat with Ruben 58:03

10M ago58:03

58:03

Season XX - Ep 2 (Pt 1.) - Our Chat with Ruben Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk to one of their favorite guests, Ruben! We talk to him about all his creative ventures! This is Part 1 of our 2-part episode with Ruben. Stay tuned next week for Part 2! Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review, share, and follow! We love you! Want stick…

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Season XX - Premiere - Water You Worried About? 1:40:23

12M ago1:40:23

1:40:23

Season XX - Premiere - Water You Worried About? Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about the porn rating system, crushed billionaires are funny, falling asleep during the Avatar films but the ride was awesome, the repeal of Affirmative Action, privilege and what it means, Rocness’ indigestion, voting Republican has become a danger to America, “…

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Season Canada - Finale - Thank You, But No 1:37:12

1y ago1:37:12

1:37:12

Season Canada - Finale - Thank You, But No Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about Billy Joel, DeSantis destroying Florida, new bills and laws that harm Americans in Florida, companies doing altruistic things for selfish reasons (is that wrong though?), both “sides” aren’t the same, MTG being batshit crazy, Boebert getting divorced, do not lea…

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Season Canada - Ep 9 - Blood and Lime Juice 1:12:29

1y ago1:12:29

1:12:29

Season Canada - Ep 9 - Blood and Lime Juice Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about Mother’s Day and Father’s Day, Dan’s distaste for pajama’s in public, saying things out loud rather than in your head, emotional intelligence and anger, your kids saying things to get you beat up, Hobby Lobby can go to hell, and lazy food service workers. Every…

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Season Canada - Ep 8 - CriticalMass On The Road 1:23:02

1y ago1:23:02

1:23:02

Season Canada - Ep 8 - CriticalMass On The Road Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam are joined by LJ and JD in Dan’s minivan on our way to a 4-day drunk in Cooperstown, NY! Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review, share, and follow! We love you! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.…

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Season Canada - Ep 7 - These “People” Are Voters 1:41:31

1y ago1:41:31

1:41:31

Season Canada - Ep 7 - These “People” Are Voters Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam discuss gun-nuts, Texas being a cesspool, local beheadings, typical grocery store stupidity, Farmers Only - more like Closeted Farmer Only, Republicans actively trying to harm the LGBTQ+ community while secretly being gay, Ted Cruz going to hell as a d*ckless coward,…

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Season Canada - Ep 6 - Rawdoggin’ It 1:22:27

1y ago1:22:27

1:22:27

Season Canada - Ep 6 - Rawdoggin’ It Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam discuss television, breaking character, Dan’s hate for Impractical Jokers, why the Holderness Family is just not funny, women and plastic surgery, other strange physical alterations for “beauty,” fake boobs, internal v external validation, chaperoning your kids’ dances, when we …

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Season Canada - Ep 5 - Inherent Catholic Guilt 1:25:56

1+ y ago1:25:56

1:25:56

Season Canada - Ep 5 - Inherent Catholic Guilt Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam discuss butt stuff, jogging, more self-checkout foibles, old people shouldn’t drive, old people having voting rights at all, take care of the elderly but keep them from voting, the importance of Legacy, what is tradition, stupid Catholic rites, how to impart Legacy whe…

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Season Canada - Ep 4 - This Is Blasphemous (Easter Edition) 1:52:11

1+ y ago1:52:11

1:52:11

Season Canada - Ep 4 - This Is Blasphemous (Easter Edition) Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam discuss how stupid the “Bud Light boycott” is, the change in “values” in Conservatives, gun nuts going off again, the 2nd Amendment not applying to people of color, how Reagan destroyed America, the loss of Christianity in Christians, how we met Adam, Rocn…

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Season Canada - Ep 3 - Let Me See Your P***y 1:23:50

1+ y ago1:23:50

1:23:50

Season Canada - Ep 3 - Let Me See Your P***y Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam are back after the Easter break to talk about the Canadian Ballet, more stories of Canada, border patrol problems, useless cops, conservatives being triggered by the Statue of David, selective outrage, bomb threats to a school full of children because of a book about the…

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Season Canada - Ep 2 - I Spoke to David Cross 1:40:57

1+ y ago1:40:57

1:40:57

Season Canada - Ep 2 - I Spoke to David Cross Dan, the RocnessMonster, and Adam talk about race in the media, representation, use of racial slurs, Dan absolutely ruins David Cross’ set, Trump’s impending arrest, our broken medical system, STDs, Facebook Reels, reality television, and parking lots. Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review,…

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Season Canada - Premiere - This Whole Episode Is In Kilometers 1:24:21

1+ y ago1:24:21

1:24:21

Season Canada - Premiere - This Whole Episode Is In Kilometers Dan and the RocnessMonster welcome Adam! Woot Woot!! During our premiere we chat about our usual gripes and have a lot of fun doing it. Everyone! If you like the show PLEASE like, review, share, and follow! We love you! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reac…

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What Season Is This? - Finale - Ready To Go! 1:29:15

1+ y ago1:29:15

1:29:15

What Season Is This? - Finale - Ready To Go! Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with their buddy Russ about voting, drawn on eyebrows, RepubliKKKans, January 6th, being a Republican previously, ranked voting system, Communism v Socialism, Republicans making it hard to vote for everyone, abortion, the Midterms Election, local elections, strict Constitu…

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What Season Is This? - Ep 9 - He Doesn’t Have a Human Accent 1:35:58

1+ y ago1:35:58

1:35:58

What Season Is This? - Ep 9 - He Doesn’t Have a Human Accent Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with their friend Derek about video games, Gotham Knights, frame rates, the Metaverse, Zuck and Elon’s cold-dead eyes, Tesla, working in food service, our awful healthcare system, Target for a fail, and a whole lot of passive aggressive sarcasm! Want sticke…

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What Season Is This? - Ep 8 - I Still Wanted My Money Back 1:42:01

1+ y ago1:42:01

1:42:01

What Season Is This? - Ep 8 - I Still Wanted My Money Back Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to our brother in podcasting; Joaquin of Insensitive Culture! We talk about podcasting, trials and tribulations, NYCC, and his interview with the legend himself; BossLogic! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch…

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What Season Is This? - Ep 7 - The Halloween Episode 1:58:38

2y ago1:58:38

1:58:38

What Season Is This? - Ep 7 - The Halloween Episode Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to our artist, our musician, our muse, Adam Donnelly! We discuss our spooky stories, some scary…some….maybe not so much….and then something happens in studio during this SPOOOOOKY episode. Don’t miss a minute! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your Critic…

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What Season Is This? - Ep 6 - The Late 1900s 1:36:35

2y ago1:36:35

1:36:35

What Season Is This? - Ep 6 - The Late 1900s Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to our perennial pretties; Judy and L-Mac! We talk about the 90s! Television, toys, music, all of it! The Queen is burning in hell and we’re laughing, Judy’s British accent will hurt your ears, Y2K, Beanie Babies, scrambled porn, Seinfeld, Nickelodeon, day time tele…

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What Season Is This? - Ep 5 - Casey’s Never Pooped 1:20:32

2y ago1:20:32

1:20:32

What Season Is This? - Ep 5 - Casey’s Never Pooped Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to one of their amazing guests Casey. We talk about all the projects he is attached to. Comic books, movies, Teen Ape, radio dramas, mocktails, and more fun stuff as we deep dive into absolutely nothing in particular! Want stickers or car decals? Show off your…

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What Season Is This? - Ep 4 - Nee, Nee, Neeer… 1:48:54

2y ago1:48:54

1:48:54

What Season Is This? - Ep 4 - Nee, Nee, Neeer… Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to one of their favorite guests, RUBEN!!! We talk upcoming projects, BEHEMOTH becoming SUMERIAN, Comicbook Men, seeing your own comic/friend’s comic in a store, Venezuelan food, discussing getting a bad review on your creativity, discussing between the panels, spo…

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What Season Is This? - Ep 3 - Nothing’s Changed 1:24:11

2y ago1:24:11

1:24:11

What Season Is This? - Ep 3 - Nothing’s Changed Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to one of the DFAT Overlords, Chris, we discuss education, Trump flushing documents, Florida schools, working with kids, summer camp, PIG hours, Biden ACTUALLY coming through, and all the other things…just listen… Want stickers or car decals? Show off your Critic…

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What Season Is This? - Ep 2 - Cliff or Newman? 1:20:11

2y ago1:20:11

1:20:11

What Season Is This? - Ep 2 - Cliff or Newman? Dan and the RocnessMonster are talking to their friend Jordan about how they met, being a mail carrier, Postal trivia while The RocnessMonster sleeps, how much we hate Florida, American Indoctrination Courses, delivery turf wars, television mailmen, and we bring back everyone’s favorite segment! Want s…

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What Season Is This? - PREMIERE 1:15:54

2y ago1:15:54

1:15:54

What Season Is This? - PREMIERE Dan and the RocnessMonster are BACK for CriticalMass 2.0!! We’ve pulled Bob of Gutsy Media Podcast OUT of retirement! We talk about MOVIES and TELEVISION media!!! We also break down the film The Grey Man starring Ryan Gosling….who makes an appearance on our show….except for when he doesn’t actually show up…Sorry for …

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CriticalMass - In Response to the Supreme Court 43:01

2y ago43:01

43:01

CriticalMass - In Response to the Supreme Court We went on hiatus and everything went to crap! Since our triumph in single-handedly making sure Trump didn't get a second term we grew apathetic and fat. We were weakened by our victory. In that moment our enemies mounted, and quickly took away the rights of women all over this country. Small-minded, …

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Season 17 - Finale - Laura - Jars of Vegetables 59:51

2+ y ago59:51

59:51

Season 17 - Finale - Laura - Jars of Vegetables Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Laura about her Ukrainian heritage and what that means when it comes to a full scale attack on their freedom in Ukraine…she speaks passionately about growing up culturally Ukrainian and the perspective of this invasion… Ukrainian Donations and Support: https://www.…

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Season 17 - Ep 6 - Sunflower Seeds 1:04:00

2+ y ago1:04:00

1:04:00

Season 17 - Ep 6 - Sunflower Seeds Dan and the RocnessMonster chat about foster parenting, discussions over the morality of the show Pam and Tommy, Ukraine, Russia and their aggression toward a peaceful country, where are the gun people to go help Ukrainians? I mean…you love to protect people with your gun…go do it! Why are television show seasons …

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Season 17 - Ep 5 - Underwear, Bagel, Toast 1:21:59

2+ y ago1:21:59

1:21:59

Season 17 - Ep 5 - Underwear, Bagel, Toast Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Kris about Ottawa Truckers, pink eye, old apartments, anti-vaxxers, Kanye needing help, music art versus what is something we like, fame and what it brings, mental health, being a spouse to someone battling cancer, being a troll for fun, don’t take Facebook seriously be…

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Season 17 - Ep 4 - A Nation of Delusion 1:42:06

2+ y ago1:42:06

1:42:06

Season 17 - Ep 4 - A Nation of Delusion Dan and the RocnessMonster chat about Rush Limbaugh quotes, what women want, Joe Rogan is a racist and we hope he’s gone, we talk about what we’re watching, Murderville, Pam and Tommy, conspiracy theories, Michael Richards, racism, use of racial slurs, overuse of the word “Like,” and how stupid people are tha…

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Season 17 - Ep 3 - Andrew - You Froze on Colon 1:48:37

2+ y ago1:48:37

1:48:37

Season 17 - Ep 3 - Andrew - You Froze on Colon Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Andrew about Jen Psaki, inflation and the midterms, the dangers of FoxNews, number manipulation, Del Lago as a resort…sucks, Spotify, Joe Rogan’s apology/response, Whoopi Goldberg, MAUS, opinions changing with new facts or taking the time to learn, Dr. Seuss: Conser…

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Season 17 - Ep 2 - Mike - Can We Go One Show 1:18:53

2+ y ago1:18:53

1:18:53

Season 17 - Ep 2 - Mike - Can We Go One Show Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Mike about Boris Johnson, mask mandates, anti-vaxxers, Nancy Reagan’s head bobbing skills, Tucker Carlson and wanting to have sex with candy morsels, Conservatives destroying America, flouting private business’ rules when you see fit because you’re stupid, standing ob…

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Season 17 - Premiere - Joe - It’s Laughable 1:35:11

2+ y ago1:35:11

1:35:11

Season 17 - Premiere - Joe - It’s Laughable Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Joe about Marvel’s Eternals, movie critic scores versus movie-goer scores, Joe brings up Eternals, we discuss voting rights in the US, Joe brings up Eternals again, we discuss the things that piss us off, Joe and his Eternals yet again…Joe really hated that movie and w…

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Season 16 - Ep 8 - RayRay - Barbie Backup Generator 1:14:18

2+ y ago1:14:18

1:14:18

Season 16 - Ep 8 - RayRay - Barbie Backup Generator Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with their friend RayRay on their season Finale?…about SNL, Billie Eilish being better than Taylor Swift, doing representation wrong, and we talk about the holidays! Gifts, piercings, Christmases past, Wegmans shopping, Elf on the Shelf needs to DIE! Want stickers o…

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Season 16 - Ep 7 - Judy - We Cut My Hair Off! 1:19:28

2+ y ago1:19:28

1:19:28

Season 16 - Ep 7 - Judy - We Cut My Hair Off! Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with their friend Judy about the newest school shooter, body image, music and Taylor Swift, executing school shooters, the shooter’s parents and school failing everyone, Three Brothers, what our kids watch, TRYING to talk about Hawkeye, Black Friday boycott, RG&E sucks, A…

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Season 16 - Ep 6 - BUB-BLE BATH 1:31:19

2+ y ago1:31:19

1:31:19

Season 16 - Ep 6 - BUB-BLE BATH Dan and the RocnessMonster chat about what they’ve been watching, Kyle Rittenhouse again, problematic shows that are on Netflix..without a walkout, Ahmad Arbery’s killers, missing indigenous women, how we don’t hear things unless a random person videos it, how fictional shows teach us about history more than our scho…

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Season 16 - Ep 5 - Ruben - Of All the Hoodies 1:31:58

2+ y ago1:31:58

1:31:58

Season 16 - Ep 5 - Ruben - Of All the Hoodies Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Ruben about questioning Biden’s beginning to presidency, trimming your friends list on Facebook, no viable candidates for 2024, MTG and Lauren Boebert being bat shit crazy, extremism in politics, then we move onto the Illusion Witch Book Three!!! Back The Illusion Wi…

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Season 16 - Ep 4 - Not Very Bright People 1:16:39

2+ y ago1:16:39

1:16:39

Season 16 - Ep 4 - Not Very Bright People Dan and the RocnessMonster chat about Kyle Rittenhouse and break it all down for you with the facts, what the hell is “Let’s Go Brandon?”, eating the rich, Elon Musk sucks, Aaron Rodgers has become an idiot, corporate disparity, and much, much more. Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pr…

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Season 16 - Ep 3 - Bob - Goonies Never Say Die 1:15:53

2+ y ago1:15:53

1:15:53

Season 16 - Ep 3 - Bob - Goonies Never Say Die Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Bob of @GutsyMediaPodcast. We talk about Rodgers, selfishness, gun people, Rittenhouse is a murderer…then we switch gears and discuss Goonies in the style of a Gutsy Media Podcast episode. Needless to say…we had a BLAST…and so will you! Find Gutsy Media Podcast on F…

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Season 16 - Ep 2 - Judy/LMac - Podcast of Horrors XVI 1:18:47

3y ago1:18:47

1:18:47

Season 16 - Ep 2 - Judy/LMac - Podcast of Horrors XVI Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Judy and LMac and share real scary stories of our lives to get in the mood for the Halloween season…listen if you dare! Or like, if you’re just really bored… Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCri…

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Season 16 - Premiere - Andrew - That’s Science 1:17:03

3y ago1:17:03

1:17:03

Season 16 - Premiere - Andrew - That’s Science Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Andrew about his cancer diagnosis, we discuss treatment, taking this news, chemo, etc…we also touch on Dave Chappelle’s controversy and the selective outrage… Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimprints.comCritical …

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Season 15? - Finale - Joe - Look at this Bass 1:26:30

3y ago1:26:30

1:26:30

Season 15? - Finale - Joe - Look at this Bass Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Joe about vaccines, college life, anatomy, cadavers, grave digging, science versus memes, selective science, embryos not really having heartbeats, Norm, our first jobs, people with unreal expectations, too much info on a first meet, football games airing on unaccessi…

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Season 15? - Ep 9 - Ruben Romero - I Only Teleport on Tuesdays and Sundays 1:37:18

3y ago1:37:18

1:37:18

Season 15? - Ep 9 - Ruben Romero - I Only Teleport on Tuesdays and Sundays Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Ruben Romero, writer of The Illusion Witch! We talk about Gavin Newsome and the recall, Florida, mask mandates, vaccines, Trump Cultists, we talk about The Illusion Witch Book Two, Inferi, being signed with Behemoth, having a booth at NYC…

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Season 15? - Ep 8 - Warm and Frothy 1:12:40

3y ago1:12:40

1:12:40

Season 15? - Ep 8 - Warm and Frothy Dan and the RocnessMonster talk about Texas, abortion, boycotting Texas, sex and urination, superheroes, movies, people that eat in a gross manner, offices that never answer the phone and #DFATWars…and way more…check it out… Want stickers or car decals? Show off your CriticalMass pride? Reach out! Merch: whiteimp…

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Season 15? - Ep 7 - RayRay - Too Dumb to Be My Friend 1:14:58

3y ago1:14:58

1:14:58

Season 15? - Ep 7 - RayRay - Too Dumb to Be My Friend *We apologize for the audio issues with this episode* Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with RayRay about Texas adopting theocratic laws, Disney+, Rush Limbaugh’s lifeless corpse, the 20 year war, Biden’s watch, refugees coming locally, daycare providers with corporate overlords increasing prices …

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Season 15? - Ep 6 - How’s The Veal? 1:28:32

3y ago1:28:32

1:28:32

Season 15? - Ep 6 - How’s The Veal? Dan and the RocnessMonster chat by themselves about The Suicide Squad, Cuomo’s final speech, ISIS-K, Biden doing a meh job at pulling out our Troops, extremism and social media, Jesus Camp the documentary, questions to elicit an emotional response rather than to really interview someone, just a depressingly funny…

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Season 15? - Ep 5 - JunkPickers LIVE 1:40:30

3y ago1:40:30

1:40:30

Season 15? - Ep 5 - JunkPickers LIVE Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with JR of @JunkPickers on Instagram. We talk about time at the fair, using children for politics, we interview JR about JunkPickers, we rate junk food, Dan’s love of fish, people minding their own business, United Airlines sucking, and just….just listen to it. Video of this episo…

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Season 15? - Ep 4 - Chris - Choose Your Own Adventure 1:17:47

3y ago1:17:47

1:17:47

Season 15? - Ep 4 - Chris - Choose Your Own Adventure RocnessMonster chat with Chris our C.O.C….listen to find out what that means, we talk Cuomo, democracy, Gavin Newsome in Cali, Republicans destroying America, Kathy Griffin, people making turns, don’t be happy for Cuomo if you didn’t speak up for Trump, the internet mob, Robin is bisexual and th…

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Season 15? - Ep 3 - Derek - I Don’t Think I’m Gonna Get It 1:28:32

3y ago1:28:32

1:28:32

Season 15? - Ep 3 - Derek - I Don’t Think I’m Gonna Get It RocnessMonster chat with Derek about his honesty with vaccination, anti-vaxxers, vaccine development, pro-life is anti-woman, counter protesting the idiots, keep religion out of government, pro-life people don’t want to solve anything they just want control, we talk about some movies, anti-…

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Season 15? - Ep 2 - Unreal 1:12:43

3y ago1:12:43

1:12:43

Season 15? - Ep 2 - Unreal Dan and the RocnessMonster chat about the new Ghostbusters trailer, Batman/Joker, MTG and the pedophile Matt Gaetz, giving Trump King-status of a bunch of southern states we don’t need, space lasers, weird ways of drinking, idiots at Walmart. No guest this week, just Dan and the RocnessMonster having some fun open ended c…

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Season 15? - Premiere - Ben Allocco - Some Reactionary Bullsh*t 1:33:38

3y ago1:33:38

1:33:38

Season 15? - Premiere - Ben Allocco - Some Reactionary Bullsh*t Dan and the RocnessMonster chat with Ben Allocco, author of the novel; “Deathform.” We discuss such things as, but never limited to...Cancel Culture, Trump running again in 2024, Christians being always confused, Batgirl casting and racism, old people not being allowed to vote, Tucker …

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