Best Curtis & Karl & Alex Podcasts (2024)

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FFX-2 Episode 13: Break Stuff 1:43:57

12h ago1:43:57

1:43:57

Today we partake the craze that's been sweeping all over Spira: Sphere Break! We win (of course) and obtain a fresh new dressphere, then zip over to Mi'hen Highroad to take care of some wacky machina that have gone rogue. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFX-2 Episode 12: Handy Work (w/ Eyesonbee) 2:30:37

1M ago2:30:37

2:30:37

Our good friend Bee returns to help us execute some precise goonwork to retrieve our stolen sphere from Leblanc! We discuss pleasure strats, hot new dress spheres, and a surprising reunion. Follow Bee on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/eyesonbee Follow Bee on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@eyesonbee You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or …

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FFX-2 Episode 11: Gooner's Gauntlet (w/ Steven) 2:21:35

2M ago2:21:35

2:21:35

Steven from Daycare Dittos returns to help us finally get gooned up for our infiltration mission! But first we need to play matchmaker for a growing family of monkeys that have moved into Zanarkand. Hopefully we can find a relaxing spot to unwind after. Follow and listen to Daycare Dittos! - https://linktr.ee/Daycaredittos You can find Every F'n FF…

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FFX-2 Episode 10: Tobli Street Team 1:51:29

2M ago1:51:29

1:51:29

This week we return to the Moonflow to scalp some show tickets for Tobli! And because you can't put on a show without musicians, we make our way to the Macalania Woods to get the band together. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFX-2 Episode 9: Chocobo Jack 1:54:04

2M ago1:54:04

1:54:04

This week we finally catch up with Shelinda who's gone into journalism in Luca! Afterwards we hop over to the Mi'hen Highroad to see more familiar faces, and wrangle ourselves a Chocobo. To re-visit our first encounter with Calli, listen to FFX 11: At The Mi'ihen (w/ Darmock) [Timecode 00:48:00] You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or j…

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FFX-2 Episode 8: It's Just Dirge of Cerberus Again 1:26:23

3M ago1:26:23

1:26:23

Fly Gullwings fly! We make the tricky decision to return our stolen sphere to the correct faction, but in a heated Sphere Hunter moment, we get burgled! Before retaliating though, we return to Besaid to brush up on our marksmanship in the Gunner's Gauntlet! You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!…

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FFX-2 Episode 7: Nooj Year, Nooj Me (w/ StronkChonkler) 1:56:34

3M ago1:56:34

1:56:34

This week we're joined once again by our friend StronkChonkler as we partake in a storming of a temple in Kilika, then blow off some steam back on the Celcius with some musical accompaniment. Follow Stronk on Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/stronkchonkler You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!…

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FFX-2 Episode 6: Dad Bod Summer (w/ BillySmilesXXL) 2:03:33

4M ago2:03:33

2:03:33

It's a Hotspot Episode! Our buddy Billy joins us as we make a quick stop to check on the Ronso before returning home to Besaid! There we learn about fatherhood and pregnancy. Afterwards we head out to Zanarkand, which has become bustling with captitalism, scams, and monkeys! Follow Billy on Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/billysmilesxxl You can fin…

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FFX-2 Episode 5: Can You Dig It? 1:49:49

4M ago1:49:49

1:49:49

This week we're taking a stroll through Macalania Woods to find out where the Guado have gone and catch up with our favorite merchant. Afterwards we return to Bikanel Island to try our luck with Gippal's big dig. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFX-2 Episode 4: Schrödinger's Rizz 1:38:45

5M ago1:38:45

1:38:45

This week we're hitting up Djose to learn about new-fangled machines, and the so-called "big dig." Afterwards we discuss Hypello hygenics, sofa mathematics, and revisit shoopuff gastroenterology... You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFX-2 Episode 3: Moogle Time 1:49:59

5M ago1:49:59

1:49:59

We're taking a trip back to Luca! It's the off-season and we go behind the music... Afterwards we hit up Mushroom Rock to catch up with some familiar soldiers and some old-fashioned storytime. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFX-2 Episode 2: Sonic Fan 1:53:31

6M ago1:53:31

1:53:31

With one mission under our belt, we board our new Airship and get aquainted with our new crew. After partaking in our mandatory rest, we head off to Mt. Gagazet! You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFX-2 Episode 1: Why Are P? 2:18:29

6M ago2:18:29

2:18:29

We've returned after a long Calm to catch back up with Yuna and the gang in the 2003 PlayStation 2 title FINAL FANTASY X-2! Curtis lays down the musical roadmap, and we ponder what CAN this game do for us? A lot, apparently. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFII 10: Leg Day The Third (w/ Corey Hannigan) 2:22:35

9M ago2:22:35

2:22:35

Corey once again joins us to see off FINAL FANTASY II. We take the Jade Passage to Hell, talk about the weather, admire the stellar interior design, and think about the legs of Final Fantasy final bosses. Support the campaign to help improve public transit in New Jersey - https://tstc.org/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join ou…

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FFII 9: I'm A Mess (w/ Ceaselessly) 2:06:05

9M ago2:06:05

2:06:05

Our friend Ceaselessly joins us in attacking the Cyclone that threatens Fynn! We discuss nu metal and finally take on the Emperor! Follow Ceaselessly on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ceaselessly You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFII 8: The Sea Was Angry That Day 1:32:25

10M ago1:32:25

1:32:25

This week we finally get that totally one-of-a-kind Crystal Rod, and use it to go fishing. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFII 7: Where You Comey From 1:36:16

10M ago1:36:16

1:36:16

In which we take back Fynn, and look for a couple of masks. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFII 6: Come to Me, Flavortown (w/ Darmock) 1:47:16

11M ago1:47:16

1:47:16

In which Darmock joins us in slaying a dragon. Listen to and support STEEL SAMURAI! - https://steelsamurai.bandcamp.com/ Follow Darmock on Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/darm0ck Check out the Dwelling of Duels compilation! - https://dwellingofduels.bandcamp.com/album/dwelling-of-duels-2021-compilation You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram…

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FFII 5: Grilling Time (w/ Eyesonbee) 1:47:19

11M ago1:47:19

1:47:19

Bee joins us to stick it to the Dreadnought, and discuss which Cid is the best at grilling. Follow Bee on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/eyesonbee Follow Bee on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@eyesonbee You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFII 4: RNG Hell 1:43:18

11M ago1:43:18

1:43:18

This week we venture thru the Snow Cavern, and make our way to Kashuan Keep in search of the Sunfire. Theme music by KNIGHT OF THE ROUND - https://knightoftheround.bandcamp.com/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFII 3: That Blue Rock 1:34:12

11M ago1:34:12

1:34:12

In which we go to Bafsk, because we hear they're building something terrible there. Theme music by KNIGHT OF THE ROUND - https://knightoftheround.bandcamp.com/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFII 2: Dread Not 1:35:14

12M ago1:35:14

1:35:14

3 orphans walk into a bar... Theme music by KNIGHT OF THE ROUND - https://knightoftheround.bandcamp.com/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFII 1: And Then There Was 2 1:47:25

12M ago1:47:25

1:47:25

We get our hands dirty with the first-ever Final Fantasy sequel, Final Fantasy II. Theme music by KNIGHT OF THE ROUND - https://knightoftheround.bandcamp.com/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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Super Mario RPG (w/ Frostwad) 3:19:50

1y ago3:19:50

3:19:50

Super Mario RPG fan and host-in-law Frostwad joins us in speedrunning a whole season covering the game! Follow Frostwad on Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/frostwad Artwork by mothcub - https://mothcub.carrd.co Theme/break music by Ludópatas. Listen to and buy their music! - https://ludopatas.bandcamp.com/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Insta…

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Super Mario RPG (w/ Aidan Moher) 1:56:58

1y ago1:56:58

1:56:58

Today is MAR10! That means we celebrate our favorite mustachioed plumber; and what better time to discuss one our favorite "not-quite-a-Final Fantasy" games: Super Mario RPG from 1996 on the Super Nintendo. We're joined by Hugo award-winning writer (and author of the recently released Fight, Magic, Items) Aidan Moher, where we discuss the peak of J…

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FFXIII 28: Finish Line (w/ Mrzwanzig & Ninnyz) 2:19:10

1y ago2:19:10

2:19:10

We finally wrap up this game with the aide of speedrunner and FFXIII connoisseur Mrzwanzig and his apprentice (and returning guest) Ninnyz! We talk turtles and cactuar, then announce what the future holds for us on the podcast. https://www.twitch.tv/mrzwanzig https://www.twitch.tv/ninnyz You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our …

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FFXIII 27: Titan A.C. 2:00:08

1y ago2:00:08

2:00:08

In which we return to Gran Pulse to address some unfinished business. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFXIII 26: Essence of Etro 1:27:47

1y ago1:27:47

1:27:47

In which we take down Orphan, and Cocoon with it... You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFXIII 25: It's Orphin' Time 2:21:36

1+ y ago2:21:36

2:21:36

Now deep in Orphan's Cradle, we do a mandatory boss rush before sitting down to philosophize with Barthandelus in his corner office. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFXIII 24: Now In Theaters 1:50:28

1+ y ago1:50:28

1:50:28

Now deep in the heart of Eden, we make a dash for Edenhall, where Orphan sleeps—but not before making a few snack stops en route. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFXIII: Karl's Story Corner (Holiday Bonus) 49:00

1+ y ago49:00

49:00

We're taking the holiday off this week, but Karl leaves a lovely gift under the Cie'thmas tree, reading an excerpt from Final Fantasy XIII: Episode Zero: Promise! You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFXIII 23: The Edenapolis 500 1:43:46

1+ y ago1:43:46

1:43:46

It's a race to the finish this week, as we very gruelingly discuss our flashy entrance back into Cocoon, and make a rush for the capital! You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFXIII 22: Bart Nouveau (w/ Corey Hannigan) 2:14:45

1+ y ago2:14:45

2:14:45

This week we're joined yet again by Corey to talk all about Oerba! We envision the culture and values of Pulse living, not excluding a friendly robot companion. We also meditate on our character's current state in their journey before looking back towards Cocoon... Content Warning (Pet Death): 00:50:22 - 00:51:37 You can find Every F'n FF on Twitte…

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FFXIII 21: Pee-wee Has a Focus 2:05:14

1+ y ago2:05:14

2:05:14

In which we ride that big ball Atomos to Sulyya Springs, then ascend the mega cloister called Taejin's Tower. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFXIII 20: Deus Ex Chocobo 1:58:58

1+ y ago1:58:58

1:58:58

This week we're still on Gran Pulse, getting deep into more missions! We finally unlock the majestic Chocobo riding, as well as meet a familiar prickly friend. Afterwards we finally dive into the Mah'habara Subterra to tame a deadly hamster ball. Karl's friend Caroline on 'Living On A Sheep Farm In Montana' - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvXSQd3…

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FFXIII 19: Pwease No Steppe (w/ Steven) 2:16:16

1+ y ago2:16:16

2:16:16

These week we're joined by Steven of Daycare Dittos! With the game dumping all Gran Pulse has to offer at our feet, we stumble through the first batch of (optional) missions. We discover new enemies, complete some unfinished Cie'th business, and uncover some secrets. Follow and listen to Daycare Dittos! - https://linktr.ee/Daycaredittos You can fin…

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FFXIII 18: Eidolon My Wayward Son 1:52:18

1+ y ago1:52:18

1:52:18

We fight our way outta the Fifth Ark and blast off to Gran Pulse; all while experiencing multiple consecutive emotional breakdowns and pep talks! You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFXIII 17: When It Raines It Pours 1:50:33

1+ y ago1:50:33

1:50:33

We find ourselves, this week, in the mysterious Fifth Ark! Snows sulking, and brands are aching, but we're storming ahead, now with every role at our disposal! You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFXIII 16: Calamity Circus 2:03:28

1+ y ago2:03:28

2:03:28

With Sazh and Vanille lost to the wrath of the Flanborg and Thermadon, we catch up with the Alpha Team to go fishing, and fight our way to Sunday Mass. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFXIII 15: Space Pope, Space Oboes 1:56:48

1+ y ago1:56:48

1:56:48

This week we're scheming! With the remaining team of best friends, we plan our break-in to The Palamecia! It's almost too easy... You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFXIII 14: Thirteen Bongs 2:20:14

1+ y ago2:20:14

2:20:14

This week, we're catching up with Vanille and Sazh in Nautilus, the City of Dreams! Which of course means nothing can go wrong. Content warning: (Self-harm/Suicide) 02:07:45 — 02:07:45 You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFXIII 13: Tummy Troubles (w/ StronkChonkler) 2:19:57

1+ y ago2:19:57

2:19:57

This week we're finishing out Palumpolum with our good friend StronkChonkler! We learn more of Fang's whole deal, check in on Snow and Hope, and meet up at the Estheim residence— just in time for the holidays. Follow Stronk on Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/stronkchonkler You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!…

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FFXIII 12: Streets of Rage 1:55:23

1+ y ago1:55:23

1:55:23

This week we're still in Palumpolum, this time with Lightning and Fang! We run amok a bit before hitting the streets with Hope and Snow again to stick it to the local police, and spook some locals. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFXIII 11: Uncle Watch (w/ Corey Hannigan) 2:04:57

1+ y ago2:04:57

2:04:57

Corey continues his focus this week! We break into Palumpolum and see where the poop goes in, and food comes out. We meet the working class citizens of the sewers and take a moment to talk about the 2017 Nissan Kicks. Sign up for an NJ Complete Streets Workshop - http://njbikeped.org/nj-complete-streets-training/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitte…

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FFXIII 10: Daddy Watch (w/ Corey Hannigan) 2:27:55

1+ y ago2:27:55

2:27:55

Corey returns to help us figure out our mission! We finish out Gapra Whitewood and set our sites on our first town, then check in on Sazh and Vanille in the Sunleth Waterscape, where things are only looking up! Sign up for an NJ Complete Streets Workshop - http://njbikeped.org/nj-complete-streets-training/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Inst…

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FFXIII 9: Gapragool (w/ Muttski) 2:20:55

1+ y ago2:20:55

2:20:55

This week we're joined by our pal Muttski! Together the four of us catch up with Snow, briefly, as he's taken in by the formidable Cid! Then we flash back to Bodhum for a stroll, and then finally knife our way thru Gapra Whitewood with Hope and Lightning. Follow Muttski on Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/muttski Listen to the VG Draft Podcast! - ht…

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FFXIII 8: Tasty Ooze 1:58:34

1+ y ago1:58:34

1:58:34

This week we're finishing out the Vile Peaks! Lightning announces her crazy plan and goes on her own way, with Hope on her heels (and later, hooves.) Vanille and Sazh go on a much jauntier and jazzier trip through a processing plant. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!…

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FFXIII 7: Bobbin' & Weavin' 2:03:38

1+ y ago2:03:38

2:03:38

This week we catch up with Sazh and the crew as we blast off from Lake Bresha, as well as subterranean Cocoon proper, before crashing right back into The Vile Peaks. The party splinters, but we get oodles of juicy flashbacks. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFXIII 6: Post-Gestalt Clarity 1:50:31

1+ y ago1:50:31

1:50:31

This week we wrap up Lake Bresha and go to the mall! Meanwhile Snow has to impress some biker chicks or die trying. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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FFXIII 5: Solidarity (w/ Mrzwanzig) 2:12:13

1+ y ago2:12:13

2:12:13

This week, Mrzwanzig appears as we awaken in the now-frozen Lake Bresha. He schools us with in-depth knowledge to help us take in the newly introduced Paradigm system! https://www.twitch.tv/mrzwanzig You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter, Instagram, or join our Discord!By Curtis & Karl & Alex

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