"Stop blaming and see what happens." *Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical *Leave us a 2 minute voicemail at: 888-4A-CYNIC / (888) 422-9642 *Opening and closing music by J. Carpenter *BOOK SPIRITUAL MENTORSHIP SESSIONS w/ JAYMEE: lacee@loveistheauthor.com *MYSTI-CYNI'S!!! Enter the offer code "MC25" at www.realfunwow.com for 25…

"Our best episode yet" - emptiness. *Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical *Leave us a 2 minute voicemail at: 888-4A-CYNIC / (888) 422-9642 *Opening and closing music by J. Carpenter *BOOK SPIRITUAL MENTORSHIP SESSIONS w/ JAYMEE: lacee@loveistheauthor.com *MYSTI-CYNI'S!!! Enter the offer code "MC25" at www.realfunwow.com for 25%…

Daren introduces us to his third party guru and Jaymee ruins the Beatles. The unexpected Season 3 continues! *Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical *Leave us a 2 minute voicemail at: 888-4A-CYNIC / (888) 422-9642 *Opening and closing music by J. Carpenter *BOOK SPIRITUAL MENTORSHIP SESSIONS w/ JAYMEE: lacee@loveistheauthor.com *…

Prayers work and dreams come true. (fart sound) Mystical/Cynical is back for a third season! *Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical *Leave us a 2 minute voicemail at: 888-4A-CYNIC / (888) 422-9642 *Opening and closing music by J. Carpenter MYSTI-CYNI'S!!! Enter the offer code "MC25" at www.realfunwow.com for 25% off your total p…

This episode will be our final of the podcast. In it, Daren and Jaymee once again transparently attempt to work out the ongoing differences and challenges posed by a resurrected show in Season 2. In this rawly emotional, no holds barred conversation that enters new territory in their friendship, the Cynic and the Mystic searchingly explore whether …

In this episode, Jaymee shares what he feels the "liberal middle finger" is, and provides suggestions for how to successfully override the hard wiring of our minds while simultaneously being kind to ourselves. Daren discovers that his thoughts now have a comment section, and that Jaymee is currently Daren's only consistently maintained adult relati…

Pivoting gracefully from booger wall memories to quotes from enlightened master Dzongsar Jamyang Khyentse Rinpoche, Episode 13 is a heaping scoop of magic and scrutiny. Jaymee bets Daren he could MacGyver himself out of being chained to a dungeon cell with nothing more than mindfulness and a rat, and Daren presupposes what Krishna Das smells like. …

On this episode, Daren shaves his mustache to symbolize the ending of his brief career as a porn star, and wonders "what if I don't relate to any of The (individual) Beatles as people?". Jaymee shares another mind-blowing full circle synchronicity story he experienced over the weekend involving Ram Dass and Love Serve Remember, and the spiritually …

What do crunchy teenage socks and The Rolling Stones have in common? Probably a whole lot, but they're also just two examples of A Million Digressions found in Episode 11! Hear about the swarm of bees that took up residence in Jaymee's attic, and how Daren was touched by a freeway angel after getting a flat on the way to the airport. Daren visits h…

When Jaymee's face begins shapeshifting early on in this episode, Daren immediately realizes that he may have gotten a little too stoned prior to taping. As usual, Jaymee leads a heartfelt discussion while Daren hurls grenades of hilarity that explode frequently throughout the episode, which felt like an instant classic from the start. Jaymee tells…

In this episode, Daren forgets the word "dementia" and Jaymee invents the phrase "Employment Empty-Nesting" referring to retirement. Daren tells a story about the time he had to stimulate a kittens anus to promote a bowel movement, and Jaymee initiates a sing-a-long with Daren of a Sesame Street classic. All of this AND.... is Daren becoming a Myst…

Put this episode on in bed to help ward off the taxman creeping toward you underneath your blankets! Jaymee and Daren discuss the oddity of referring to crime documentaries as "entertainment", whether or not you can bypass karma, and the mechanics of manifesting a life specific to your interests. Jaymee describes how worrying is like saying to the …

In this episode, Daren shares his recent fruitless searches through psychedelic meanderings, and up's his fart game by ripping one live on air. Jaymee attempts to rebrand the notion of hopelessness as being something beautifully beneficial, and the two laugh a lot while exposing themselves (emotionally speaking). *Help support the show at: www.patr…

Daren publicly compliments Jaymee by saying he has a "beautiful Mind", then Jaymee turns the whole hour into meaning while Daren cracks jokes. Topics discussed: world laws vs. universal laws, Daren eating a fruit cup at a mall food court, the Buddhist interpretation of the word "ruthless", mystical bagpipe solos, and Daren takes a moment to persona…

Episode 5 takes a dramatic turn from being a hilarious, high-spirited multi-topic bonanza of laughter and insight, to potentially the worlds first real time recording of a massive synchronicity involving actor Jason Segel that Daren wouldn't have believed if he wasn't present for. You'll have to first sit through Jaymee diagnosing Daren's current t…

Daren and Jaymee are back presumably with boosted immune systems after each survive their recent "download" of Covid-19, and at the top of the show investigate the experience's deeper meaning. As fathers, the friends contemplate whether the emergence of conscious parenting will create a world with bland humor, and whether denying our children hallo…

Jaymee and Daren are back with a future classic episode! The friends are in top form after their unscheduled break, barreling effortlessly through 90 minutes + of passionate discussions ranging from Jaymee's recent experience with Covid to the Suicide pods of Switzerland. Truly too many topics to list, so many laughs and hard earned wisdom shared. …

What do you get when you mix fentanyl, cellulite, 30 oz of urine and a strong dose of gummies? Daren's transparent reveal on today's podcast will explain. Plus Jaymee shares another heartwarming tale to remind us that the answer to save humanity is through our children. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical or Leave US A Voice Messag…

In this "back from the dead" themed episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss the causes and conditions that led to a Season 2, and how they each feel the podcast is now a sustainable model moving forward. Also discussed: the many variations of "gratitude", whether you're still a meditator if you step away from a long term meditation practice, and Daren qu…

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren explore death. Thank you to all who have joined us on this journey. We are beyond grateful to have been such a presence in your lives. (Fart noise)

In this episode, Daren and Jaymee discuss the passing of Daren's father. Hands down, the least funny episode to date.By Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Daren is on drugs.By Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Daren and Jaymee discuss non-alcoholic alcoholism, the hypocrisy of veganism, and Daren's gun-running uncle. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Daren and Jaymee talk for an hour. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss the virtues of drug-taking, how much smarter our brain is than us, state capitals, vice presidents and complex mathematical equations.By Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss how you're god, you! and also, farts. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss the pointlessness of Catalina, Daren's bruised testicles, and suicide! Help is out there - National Suicide Prevention Lifeline - 800-273-8255 Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss semen, Seinfeld, and self-awarenss. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren are back after a brief hiatus while Daren did some deep work, i.e. took lots of psychedelics, to realize he didn't have to be such an asshole to Jaymee. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss the benefits of illegal substances, loud mouthes at the beach, Stephen Hawkin's promiscuousness, oh, and fathers, a little bit. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss what it's like to have superhuman strength, how we deal with the immense amount of adoration in our lives, and Daren's full consent to sterilization. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss what it's like to try to be the center of attention all the time, Jesus's abs & Buddha's belly, and who cares, it's all relative. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss things, lots of different things, does anyone even read these show descriptions, I mean seriously, is this going to sway your decision to listen based on what's contained in this paragraph? I mean we're 31 episodes in, can't you just fucking trust us that there will be something that you'll find enjoyable a…

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss where you're left when all your needs are met, being kinder to our fathers, how it's never too late to start over again and Daren attempts to speak French. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss a broad range of topics including purpose, meditation, the value of college (there is none), mouse pads, Keanu Reeves, annoyingly perfect couples, and greasy stripper buttholes. Something for everyone! Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC…

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren explore what it means to be sons to fathers. Spoiler alert, it ain't easy! Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss what it means to be a parent in this dumb time we live in, Daren's depression and when the fuck is their 15 minutes are going to start!? Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss, amongst many things, drugs and what's the harm, really?! Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss Daren making Jaymee cry, what it means to give to receive, the difference between being broke and being poor, and not gossiping in your mind. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss parents who don't know what the hell they're talking about and should just shut the hell up, living in a post-cool world, ecstasy shits, and that cold November rain. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, amongst other things, Jaymee and Daren discuss their falling popularity in Romania, the importance of listening to the messages James Blake is trying to transmit to you telepathically, and Gallagher, yes, that Gallagher. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC…

In this episode Daren takes up all the space venting, explaining, over-explaining and re-explaining something so emotionally deep that finds itself in the disguise of something as so trivial as fucking memes. Jaymee hangs tough, and as always, gives some solid love and advice. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at…

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss the importance of keeping things in perspective, swearing in front of your kids, and the birthplace of the waffle cone (hint: it's not where you might have thought!) Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren talk about their feelings, their love for each other, and Father John Mistyesque synchronicities, you know, classic shit. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this bonus episode, Jaymee offers a mindfulness based Tibetan Tranquility Meditation from the oldest lineage of Tibetan Buddhism, the Nyingma. The elements and structure of this particular meditation have been passed from the lips of the teacher to the ear of the student in an unbroken chain for over 1500 years. Jaymee was taught this practice i…

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss the embarrassment of repeating themselves, doing their part to make the world better, talking to strangers and the embarrassment of repeating themselves. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren explore what love is, the ridiculousness of impulsivity, late 80's/early 90's basslines, and, as the title implies, this is the other one where Daren cries. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren talk about the importance of being high, exotic fruits, and the tooth fairy. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss guns, drugs, and sex!!!! Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNICBy Daren Magee & Jaymee Carpenter

In this episode, Jaymee welcomes Daren back from a trip out to the desert where he found himself and also a sweet pair of boots. The boys surprise and disgust each other with some political hot takes, discuss the need to lower your vibration around other men, and finally sell out! Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Cal…