Gumption - Hard To Be Respectful In Pyjamas It could always be worse, and Australians are doing the right thing, but the ongoing social lock-down is starting to take its toll on Dave and Allen. Burgers are going uneaten, the slog of remote study and work is breaking the spirit, and the awful circus that is video meetings is a curse upon us all. Aga…

Risky Business - A Lot Deeper Than Hugs It seems like the new fortnightly schedule is here to stay - certainly while we're all still dealing with the 'rona. Dave goes on the record as "not a hugger" in a shocking twist, Allen marvels at how people are adapting to the desperation of isolation, and the No Politics rule gets a firm bending. I'm starti…

The Pangolin - Pray For Marco Let us help you cure those Corona Blues with another dose of IMS?! magic. Overcoming the challenges of social distancing, Dave and Allen have cobbled together the next installment - 30 and counting now - of your favourite isolated entertainment. That's assuming you've never heard of PornHub. Find out more at https://im…

White Gold - I'll Fuckin' Kill Someone If I Have To Adults being treated like children. Adults behaving like children. Fuckin' poetic. COVID-19 is gonna get us all because we're all too dumb, scared, and selfish to prevent it. Make our latest episode part of your fortnightly quarantine experience! Find out more at https://ims.pinecast.co This podca…

Terrible Content - No Sympathy For That Cocky Fucking Cheat Disappointment with food reality, the ethics of universal murder, and the ongoing struggle of a fresh university student - tales from and for the middle class of Australia. Might be a nice break from all the COVID-19 toilet paper deathmatch fear that the media is over-hyping? You can trust…

Mistake, Surprise, Compromise - Triggered By People Getting Triggered Sometimes you have to look on the bright side of life. Having the Corona virus is no exception. You just need to think about things from a different perspective. Join us for another knowledge-dropping, myth-busting, charmingly offensive episode of IMS?! Find out more at https://i…

Summer - For The Sake of Five Hundred Dollars This is a special (i.e. delayed) episode that was recorded in early December last year. Real life got in the way and it remained unpublished until now! It seems like the old adage about comedy being based on tragedy plus time holds true, as hindsight now makes some of this stuff hilarious. Dave picks a …

Americans - Can't Be Bothered Dealing With This Bullshit Whether it's moral outrage generated by the Superbowl, their obsessive gun-culture, pathetically incompetent politicians, or disdain for personal safety, the Americans are the world leaders in dumb. Dave makes friends with the corona virus, Allen judges the shoe-less, and the duality of the f…

Sloppy Seconds - Controlled Flight Into Terrain What if? It's sometimes fun to wonder what might have been different had you zigged instead of zagging, but unfortunately, we're not able to predict the future. You gotta play the cards you've been dealt. Whether that's trapped amongst those that idolise dead celebrities or surviving the next mega vir…

Banana Peel - Skanks Walking Across the Road It's clear that you're starting to age when the mildly raunchy stories from your past dating life are thoroughly trumped by a news report that claims there are Millenials who are horny enough to fuck literal garbage. Join us as we desperately fight to stay relevant in a world that is quick to call us Boo…

Beach - I've Done My Time on the Streets Diving right back into our favourite subjects, we take a healthy chomp into some tasty topics. What it's like getting ripped off as a student and a fan, why it's sometimes okay to cheer for a dead cat, and the pros and cons of sending your kids to the rough public school in your area. So get in the water but…

No Politics - Meth Baby from Dapto Join us for another lap of the sun with the IMS lads. It's been a rough summer for Australia so far, so let's dig into all the important topics that I'm sure you haven't already heard enough about online. Mostly it's breaking our "no politics" rule, but holy-hell, it's already been that kind of year so far! Find o…

Cats and Dogs - A 6-foot Aluminium Tube Prepare to be triggered, oh ye weak Millennials. Dave gets called a Boomer, Allen disrespects the British Monarchy, and we all learn that everybody wanks. Join us as we once again peel back the lid and take a peek at what we think about stuff. Find out more at https://ims.pinecast.co This podcast is powered b…

Computer Janitor - Luck Is When Preparation Meets Opportunity This week's episode is a tasty trifecta, combining all that is best in life; Burger Report, Movie Report, and Sport Report. Don't be fooled by the apparent well-planned structure though, it's still the same rambling format that you know and love. It just happened to fall into three loose…

Monty Hall - His Foot Was Just Facing in The Completely Wrong Direction We return after a short hiatus, but don't call it a comeback. After a shoulder reconstruction and a bout of the man-flu, the IMS team returns with a new episode, as strong as ever. We've got some classic topics; spirited Burger Report debates, defining what a bogan is for inter…

Oktoberfest - It's Not a Scam, It's a Hustle Prost! It's headphones on and steins up as we celebrate Oktoberfest 2019, recorded live on site at The German Club of Wollongong. Join us for the usual sports/ethics/bodily functions banter, set amongst the cultural backdrop of eating heroic amounts of pork washed down with mighty steins of cold beers. D…

Crab Sticks - Extra Onions, Please! Dave goes deep into his bag of stories and reveals his experience being stalked, Allen poses one of the toughest ethical dilemmas yet faced, and we're both damn proud of Australia's greatest invention; chicken salt. Join us as we question and probe the limits of what's wrong and right in our neighbourhoods and th…

Email Bukakke - Battle of The Sex Pests On this episode we continue to plan for Dave's future challenges at university, Allen gets upset when his story about a sexual deviant gets immediately one-upped, and the return of the BURGER REPORT! Small correction: Oktoberfest is not this weekend coming, but the next! Allen is bad at calendars. Find out mo…

Uncle Dave - Traps and Trickery In this episode Dave is committed to hating on the youth of today, Allen expects to be showered in glory, and some unusually solid financial advice is dispensed. Join us for our 14th episode of I Mean, Seriously?! and feel free to tell us what you think of the show! Find out more at https://ims.pinecast.co This podca…

Pub Meat - I've Never Seen So Many People Get So Drunk So Quickly This week's Burger Report is a bust, Dave considers whether his future is going to be more houseo or mature-aged student, and we have way too much chat about spewing. Fight for the swoopy boiz! Find out more at https://ims.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.…

Juice Mutiny - Allen's Dad is a Sneaky Tightarse Recorded on a spooky Friday the 13th; the Boomers were cursed by the dastardly Spanish, why you don't let someone with OCD paint roads, and the intricacies of the Australian government's social welfare policies. Let's get it on! Find out more at https://ims.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pine…

Roll The Dice - Put A Big Fake Beard On Join us once again as we dive into some board game and movie reviews, both sides of the criminal justice system, and the subtle art of nicking your Dad's motorbike. Don't forget to let us know how you feel about vegans and their quest to destroy 'Straya. We're not impressed. Find out more at https://ims.pinec…

No Win, No Pay - Blame It On Your Dad's Genes Happy Father's Day everyone! This week the Burger Report goes a little bit cannibalistic, Dave gets a little bit sweary, and Allen prepares to eat a sweaty pizza. Strap in for another meandering episode. Find out more at https://ims.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.…

Chicken Salt - Don't Call It A Nemesis In a first for the podcast, we've recorded offsite! From the frosty motorcycle-racing mecca, Phillip Island in Victoria, this episode comes to you hot and fresh. Join us for our IMS road trip, with the same blend of content that you've grown to love and crave. Find out more at https://ims.pinecast.co This podc…

Shit Knife - Walking Around With An Armadillo For A Helmet This week our topics range from how to properly poop to dealing with junkies in your local chemist. Allen man-splains a laser-ring gyroscope and Dave is surprisingly insightful about the latest #metoo scandal. And so. Many. Bad. Pun. Attempts. Find out more at https://ims.pinecast.co This p…

Broccoli Stumps - Aww, Get Fucked! To us, being movie buffs means asking the tough questions - e.g. what would an Aussie version of Top Gun look like? Probably a lot like dash-cam footage from the same nation... join us for a surprisingly burger-free episode! Find out more at https://ims.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.…

Tsunami Pool - The Dukes of Hazzard This week David and Allen contemplate the essence of being a team-player, whether it's ever worth trying, and how to handle road rage. Also, someone please buy Dave's Harley Davidson, inquire within! Find out more at https://ims.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.…

Flap Flaps - A Mouth's a Mouth This episode delves into some deep philosophy; saying fuck da police, our impending A.I. apocalypse, the morality of sex-bots, and which Ryan is the hottest (hint: it's the other one). Find out more at https://ims.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.By David Chorlton and Allen Kelley

Muff Cakes - Carol from Apparel Dave swears at a bird, Allen expands the #BugerGong empire, and a solid 10 minutes of cake chat. Find out more at https://ims.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.By David Chorlton and Allen Kelley

Full Grease - Something A Little Bit Different Special guest Josh fills in for the absent Allen. Proof that Nowra is a shitter town than Wagga Wagga, in case there were any lingering doubts. Find out more at https://ims.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.By David Chorlton and Allen Kelley

Gecko - Don't Go In That Freezer Have you ever wondered what an English haka might look like? We think we've got the answer to the question no one's ever asked. Find out more at https://ims.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.By David Chorlton and Allen Kelley

Cornhole - I Bet Einstein Didn't Chew Gum Dave ponders Communism and Allen wants to live in BurgerGong. Find out more at https://ims.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.By David Chorlton and Allen Kelley

Pilot - Dangerous Dave & Killer Al How hard could it be to make a podcast? We decide to find out. Find out more at https://ims.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.By David Chorlton and Allen Kelley