Best David Nichols and Mike Dixon Podcasts (2024)

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We Made Vulgar Songs with AI 31:01

11d ago31:01

31:01

In this episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, hosts Mike and Dave dive headfirst into the world of AI-generated music with hilarious results. The duo begins by feeding the AI various prompts, ranging from absurd to downright obscene. What follows is a sidesplitting series of musical masterpieces, each more outrageous than the last. When it comes t…

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Things White People Say 32:00

1M ago32:00

32:00

In this episode Mike recounts his shocking encounter with an unexpected surprise in his pizza, turning a mundane meal into a tale of culinary horror. Then, Dave relives his memorable moment where he attempted a shot in front of Cleveland Cavalier legends Austin Carr and Larry Nance, with side-splitting results. But the laughter doesn’t stop there. …

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Shane Gillis, Erin Moriarty, and Xbox Troubles 34:44

2M ago34:44

34:44

In this episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, we dive into the controversial return of comedian Shane Gillis to SNL after his previous firing. We also tackle the heated backlash faced by actress Erin Moriarty (The Boys) following her latest Instagram post, sparking rumors of plastic surgery. Additionally, we explore the concerns surrounding the cu…

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Adult Themed Pick Up Lines 20:00

3M ago20:00

20:00

In this sizzling episode of the Vulgar Burrito Podcast, hosts Dave and Mike dive into the world of adult-themed pick-up lines, blending humor and audacity in a way only they can. Brace yourself for a laughter-filled journey as they explore the fine line between cheeky charm and cringe-worthy innuendos. Get ready to blush, chuckle, and maybe even pi…

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Adult Christmas Fun 17:05

4M ago17:05

17:05

In this festive episode of The Vulgar Burrito Podcast, unwrap the gift of laughter as the hosts Mike and Dave delve into a collection of side-splitting adult Christmas movies and jokes. Join them for a rib-tickling ride through the humor that's too naughty for the North Pole. Get ready to jingle your bells and share a few laughs that Santa might no…

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Misheard Song Lyrics 26:31

5M ago26:31

26:31

In this episode, hosts Mike and Dave dive into the world of misheard song lyrics, sharing amusing anecdotes of listeners' lyrical blunders. From comical misunderstandings to unexpected twists, the episode becomes a laugh-out-loud journey through the unintentional humor embedded in popular tunes.

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Pumpkin Spice 2023 with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Facts 48:27

6M ago48:27

48:27

It's that time of year again for us to try the different items that have been transformed into their pumpkin spice version. We will give our opinion whether or not you need to waste your money feeding your pumpkin spice addiction. In between trying the items, we will be discussing interesting facts about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce! Enjoy!…

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What Other Countries Say During Sex 39:46

7M ago39:46

39:46

Ever wonder what other countries or cultures say before, during, or after sex? We pick several to discuss and of course it is nothing short of hilarious!

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A Tribute to Mike's Dad, and Dave Portnoy vs Dragon Pizza 29:59

8M ago29:59

29:59

We are back after some time away with the passing of Mike's father Steve after losing his battle with Cancer. This episode is dedicated to him. We share some awesome stories about him, and of course he would probably be pissed we were even talking about him and would rather us to do an episode filled with laughs instead...so we did a mixture of bot…

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OceanGate Titan, Awkward Moments, and Funny But True 32:55

10M ago32:55

32:55

Of course, everyone is talking about the Titan, but on the last episode we mentioned that if we had endless amounts of money we would go to space...our thoughts on that have changed after this whole submersible incident. We share some awkward moment stories, and also share some facts that may sound funny, but are 100% true.…

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Celebs Turning 50 Smash or Pass, and 50 Ways to Say We're Having Sex 40:30

11M ago40:30

40:30

Did you have a crush on a celeb in your teenage years? Well guess what? Some of them may be turning 50 this year and you can decide if you would still smash or pass like we did in this episode. Besides some pretty cool facts and events from 50 years ago, Mike has a list of 50 ways to say, "We're Having Sex"!! Enjoy and thank you for 50 episodes of …

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Weird Sex Facts of the Animal Kingdom 32:27

12M ago32:27

32:27

The animal kingdom isn't as cute and cuddly as we imagine it to be sometimes. In fact, some of the cutest animals are the nastiest when it comes to bumping uglies. Enjoy!

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Super Mario Bros Movie Reaction, Funny Terms for Pooping 31:16

1y ago31:16

31:16

Mike and Dave are in the new studio and talking about the new Super Mario Bros. Movie, as well as the cost of going to the movies these days. They also have some fun with a list of hilarious terms for going number two! Enjoy!

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TikTok Ban, Train Derailments, and Mountain Dew Hard 33:47

1y ago33:47

33:47

In this episode we talk about the possible outcome and resolutions if TikTok is officially banned, the weird train derailment phenomenon, and Mike has a plethura of taglines for the new Mountain Dew Hard. Laughter comes easily is this episode, so much so that Dave actually throws up from laughing. Enjoy!…

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Popeye's Meme Kid Dieunerst Collin, Super Bowl Talk, and More 21:46

1y ago21:46

21:46

Who would have thought that our small little town of Painesville Ohio would have one of the most well-known meme kids, going to school here. Dieurnest Collin, who was a child at the time his meme started circulating, is now attending college and playing football for Lake Erie Storm. He will also be featured on a superbowl commercial, so keep your e…

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The Mutt Slut, and Should We Have "Freed Britney Spears"? 38:00

1+ y ago38:00

38:00

Join us in a New Year celebration by listening to us talk about a disturbing local case that has quickly been deleted from the internet, then join us in the discussion of if we really should have pushed so hard to #freebritney. If you have been following her on social media over 2022, then you have seen this downward spiral.…

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Talking to Tom Hanks, Mike's Spank Rnd2, Lady Part Nicknames 27:58

1+ y ago27:58

27:58

Find out why Dave was talking with Tom Hanks. Mike tells a funny story about his follow-up appointment from his vasectomy, and we react to several lists of nicknames for a lady downstairs. Find out why we are competing with top rated celebrity shows by giving us a listen and share us with your friends!!…

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Another Adult Would You Rather 46:35

1+ y ago46:35

46:35

We first start off by catching up with some talk, as well as a brief discussion on our last episode being shadow banned because we talked about the Frosk on air meltdown...but guess what? WE FREAKIN CALLED IT!! G4 didn't last a week after we mentioned that would seal their fate. The meat of this episode is the sequel to our Adult version of "Would …

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Morgan Webb and Olivia Munn vs. G4's Frosk Meltdown 22:45

1+ y ago22:45

22:45

We give our thoughts on G4's Indiana "froskurinn" Black's on-air meltdown. We also encourage everyone to go check out our Pumpkin Spice Edition video on Facebook/YouTube, where we review a plethora of foods, drinks, candies, etc. that are pumpkin spice flavored and rate them on a 1-10 scale. As always, we bring in our brand of comedy to everything!…

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Eat Your Dicks Pizza 31:44

1+ y ago31:44

31:44

You know you're curious about Dicks Pizza, so give a listen to find out what it's all about. We also discuss Mike's end of the summer fun and some other cool stories...but we know you're here mainly for the dicks pizza, so enjoy!

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Subway Tattoo, Staff Shortages, Fair Rides and People 36:43

1+ y ago36:43

36:43

Would you get a 12" by 12" Subway tattoo if it meant eating Subway for free...for life? Why are all these restaurants short staffed? Would you ride the rides at your local fair or just go for the food and people watch? Join us for some great discussion! Don't forget to leave your response on our social media page!…

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Vasectomies, Vabbing, and Netflix Oh My! 40:45

2y ago40:45

40:45

Do you vab? Were you like us and have no idea what vabbing is? We explain this latest trend is, and hilarity ensues when Mike talks about his latest adventure to the doctors to get snipped. Oh, and we also discuss a show you may have heard of called "Stranger Things".

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Interview w/Patrick Hickey Jr (Author, Voice Actor, Co-Founder of Legacy Comix) 1:41:07

2y ago1:41:07

1:41:07

Partick Hickey Jr. is most notably known for his video game book series "The Minds Behind the Games", but has also started a comic book company, Legacy Comix, and voiced upcoming video games WrestleQuest, BPM Boy, and World Championship Boxing Manager II. We talk about the three new books to his series (Sega Genesis, PS1, and PS2), his contribution…

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Will Smith's Mental Health 52:34

2y ago52:34

52:34

We dive into our take on the slap heard around the world, while discussing what may or may not be Smith suffering from some form of mental instability. There are other topics as well. Deshuan Watson, Guardians new theme song. Bleh.... and we had some great funny moments towards the end of the episode.…

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Gwyneth Paltrow Coochie Candle 29:29

2y ago29:29

29:29

In this episode...well...I mean, read the title lol. We discuss the superbowl halftime show, as well as the commercials. More specifically the Uber Eats commercial, and Mike brings up an interesting fact about Gwyneth in the commercial. Dave has a little fun trying out a "work in progress impression", and much, much, more.…

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Funny AF from Start to Finish 37:00

2+ y ago37:00

37:00

Just like the title says...this episode is funny AF from start to finish. We give our answers to the popular question: What can you say during sex that you can also say at the dinner table? We go over nicknames for guys manhood, but from different time periods as well as international terms. It's just all out fun, so give us a listen and remember t…

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Mike's Good News 44:49

2+ y ago44:49

44:49

Mike has some good news to share, and it also explains why we have been out for longer than usual. We have a little bit of fun in this episode, but this one is more for sharing a feel-good moment for Mike!

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Another "Best Of" Episode 32:29

2+ y ago32:29

32:29

Here is another "Best Of" episode that captures clips from episodes 15 through 32. Help us spread our comedy podcast to the masses by sharing this episode! It is a great way to see if our podcast is right for you...and by "right for you" we mean willing to listen to vulgar humor and laugh about it rather than take it seriously. Although we do have …

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A Woman's Guide to Understanding Men 42:25

2+ y ago42:25

42:25

Ladies...have you ever wondered why your man does what he does? We explain all the details of why we do what is completely normal, but you may think is quite weird or even a little annoying. This your complete guide to understanding what is going on in our heads, with a mix of our brand of humor ;-)

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Most Embarrassing Moments 32:02

2+ y ago32:02

32:02

Mike FINALLY shares the INFAMOUS WENDY'S STORY!!!! Mike starts off by sharing a funny mishap from his most recent vacation and then dives into one of the most embarrassing moments of his life, it's worth the listen, trust us! Dave shares a recent embarrassing moment, but it's nothing compared to the Wendy's story. IF YOU CAN TOP MIKE'S STORY, then …

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Fun with Weird Fetishes 31:34

3y ago31:34

31:34

Mike found a list of weird fetishes online that we talk about on this episode. There are some strange folks out there that are into some weird stuff, but we are here to make you laugh about it!!

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Video Games that Would Make Great Movies 35:53

3y ago35:53

35:53

We discuss our thoughts on what video games would make for great movie adaptions, and we of course talk about past movies that bombed..ie. Super Mario Bros. We want to hear your ideas, or some movies that sucked they we left off of this episode.

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Mortal Kombat Movie Review (Dave's Take) 13:45

3y ago13:45

13:45

Dave reviews the new Mortal Kombat movie *SPOILER ALERT* He discusses the good, the bad, and the kind of in between. This episode also reaches out to our loyal listeners with an awesome question for our next episode... What video game would make an awesome movie? Answer us on any of our social media platforms and we just might talk about your recom…

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The Origins of Old Phrases 18:20

3y ago18:20

18:20

Ever wonder where phrases like "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" came from or what it even means? Well, we are going to go through some common phrases and tell you what they mean and the origin....but we will tell you what we think they mean first LOL!

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Sex Position IQ Test 20:07

3y ago20:07

20:07

Mike found an online questionnaire from cosmopolitan magazine and we decided to put it to the test! Check out the test for yourself and test your significant other. https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a9143561/sex-act-position-name-quiz/

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Interview w/ Ricky Stanzi (former Iowa Hawkeye & NFL Quarterback) 1:05:59

3y ago1:05:59

1:05:59

On this episode we get a behind the scenes look into the college and NFL game with former Iowa Hawkeye and NFL quarterback Ricky Stanzi! There are some great stories with some very funny moments that you won't want to miss! We learn what Ricky is up to these days determining whether athletes are doing GOATA or WOATA...you'll find out what he means!…

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Tik Tok and Adult Would You Rather 20:19

3y ago20:19

20:19

We discuss Tik Tok after Dave's video got removed, and we also play a hilarious game of Adult Would you Rather... This one will have you laughing out loud for sure!! Enjoy!

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2021...Everything Is Off The Table 33:38

3+ y ago33:38

33:38

Happy New Year everyone! We jump right into 2021 head first with a medley of topics. I mean, who doesn't want to hear about waking up to a fart that sounds like "pony" by Genuine? Yeah, everything is off the table. Enjoy

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PS5 - Series X Reviews & Anti-Gun Mall Santa 28:41

3+ y ago28:41

28:41

Mike joins the show virtually, while my son Connor joins me in studio to discuss the latest systems after having some time playing them. We also discuss the hot topic of the viral video of the anti-gun Mall Santa.

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Interview w/ Author - Patrick Hickey Jr. (The Minds Behind the Games - Series) 1:24:18

3+ y ago1:24:18

1:24:18

We sit down with author Patrick Hickey Jr. of the video game book series "The Minds Behind the Games". His books featuring interviews with the creators of popular video games--including Deus Ex, Night Trap, Mortal Kombat, Wasteland, NBA Jam, John Madden Football, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3, WCW/nWo Revenge, RBI Baseball, Grand Theft Auto, Strider, Maxi…

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Baker Mayfield, Oculus Quest 2, and Random Stories! 31:25

3+ y ago31:25

31:25

We give our opinion on Cleveland Browns QB Baker Mayfield, and discuss the NEW Oculus Quest 2! Of course we had to throw in some random stories! Question of the Week: Is there a video game you could not beat back in the day that you would like to try to beat now?

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Pre-Orders Crash the Web! 29:59

3+ y ago29:59

29:59

We welcome back Mike after his recovery from surgery and also talk the latest news/debacle that was the PS5/XboX Series X Pre-Orders!!

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The Internet Destroyed Everything! 13:43

3+ y ago13:43

13:43

In this episode we discuss things that the internet has destroyed, but also throw out the PROS of the internet as well.

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The Awesome 90's! 36:14

4y ago36:14

36:14

We dive into all things 1990's that meant something to us. Each of us pick our top 3 things, 1 honorable mention, and finally discuss one thing, Tv show, and food you would bring back if you could.

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We...are...BACK!!! 27:07

4y ago27:07

27:07

We are finally back in studio after this Zombie Apocalypse and talking about everything we have been up to! From Tiger King, Big Ed from 90 day fiance' and we do the Florida man challenge!

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More Made Up Movies and Super Powers! 19:21

4y ago19:21

19:21

After hundreds of messages asking us to make up more movie titles, we are back with more! We also each pick one super power we would like to have.! Enjoy!

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The Best of...So Far! 24:29

4y ago24:29

24:29

The best hilarious clips from every episode! A very quick way to see what you've been missing!

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Interview w/ Celebrity Guest: Louie Vito (Pro/Olympic Snowboarder) 19:28

4y ago19:28

19:28

The very first celebrity guest to appear on The Vulgar Burrito Podcast! Louie Vito is an OHIO born and raised professional snowboarder, Olympian, Winter X Games, and U.S. Grand Prix Champion. Take a listen as we ask about his experiences with Dancing with The Stars, the Olympics, the ESPN Body issue photoshoot, and much, much more...…

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Bussa Recap in Ya A** 22:55

4+ y ago22:55

22:55

In this episode we announce another celebrity guest in 2020 and we "Recap" where we are and how we got here, as well as numerous updates...including being added to iHeartRADIO Podcasts this week!!

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2020, The Year Of The Burrito 32:46

4+ y ago32:46

32:46

It's our New Year's kick-off episode and we are talking resolutions, New Years Eve stories, our run in back in 99 with Mike the Miz, and announcing a confirmed celebrity guest for a future episode!!

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