In which Hank and John go on a journey of meaning. If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.…

Should tiny characters really have high-pitched voices? Where do flies sleep? Is a seed a plant? When, why, and how were hard-shell tacos invented? Should I be concerned about nicotine in potatoes? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com…

Do we have the original copy of the declaration of independence? What animals would have been on Noah’s Ark? What do I do if I accidentally walk into a fancy restaurant? What do I do with an unused prom dress? How do I know if I’m a boring person? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.c…

Sarah & John share emails they wrote while falling in love and talk about their past and present selves. Thanks for donating to P4A 2024! This podcast was edited by Josef "Tuna" Metesh. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What are the best "kid snacks"? How do you not laugh when kids do something they're not supposed to do but it's really funny? What are some beliefs about parenting that change over the years? How do you decide on a tattoo to represent your kid? Hank Green and Travis McElroy have been dads for seven whole years now and have answers to your dad-relat…

How small are smells? What should you do if you accidentally ordered an obscene amount of spinach? How do you choose a religion? What should you talk about with your coworkers if you're at a different stage in life? Isn't all advice dubious advice?! Hank and John Green have answers to your questions. Thanks for donating to P4A 2024! This podcast wa…

If everything was the exact same color, would we still be able to see? Why can't I take naps in contacts? How long does it take to get to space? What would you bring to Mars? How many people are asleep right now? If atoms are mostly space, why don't I fall through my chair? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, emai…

John has launched a new podcast project with Katie Mack! Crash Course Pods: The Universe is a new limited series podcast where Dr. Katie Mack, a theoretical astrophysicist, walks John Green through the history of the entire universe - including the parts that haven’t been written yet. Join John and Katie as they discuss the Big Bang, cosmic dawn, b…

What's the best way to hold an umbrella? What do I do with a life-sized Shaq? Are humans a super-organism? Why does espresso goop smell like burnt hair? Is 26 too late to start wearing sunscreen? What is a pet to do when their person sneezes? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. J…

How could ping pong balls be considered a liquid? What do you mean "there's no free will"? What is toothpaste? What counts as a rare book? What is Applebees? What's the worst accent you got? What would happen if Gamera hugged the moon? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us …

What are some good audiobooks? How do I relearn to chew? How do vitamins get assigned letters? How do I ask for money I was owed? How do I deal with a fear of worms? How do gel fingernails work? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/de…

Why does my cat put her mice in the water bowl? How do you quit Twitter? How much would it cost to build a real Lego house? What happens to dirt displaced by coffins? Why do batteries bounce when they're dead? How do I balance socialization and personal time? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankand…

Hank had COVID last year and, while lying in bed one night, he made the bizarre choice of watching CATS for the first time and recording his stream-of-consciousness, fever-tinged thoughts about it. The price for this perk was low because you have to watch CATS which you probably should not do. Though, to his great surprise, Taylor Swift is in it! H…

In 2017, Hank and John went on a tour to support the release of Turtles All the Way Down. Hank found the audio of the Los Angeles show in a pocket of his guitar case! It contains a reading, a live Dear Hank and John, a very weird lecture, and even some songs! If you'd prefer to listen to it on YouTube, Hank uploaded it here. Hosted on Acast. See ac…

This year during P4A, we spent a little time remembering this song that Ethan Newberry created during the livestream in, we think, 2012!? Some folks in chat asked if we could add it to the digital download bundle so we did! And now, probably as a complete surprise, here is this very silly song that is now over a decade old. Hosted on Acast. See aca…

Back by popular demand (or because nobody told them not to)... Hank and his TikTok assistant Payton talk about social media, working together, and probably Harry Styles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's a good place to put stickers? How do I convince my friends to join me in a wolf-and-bear enclosure? How does a compass work in space? How do I be less judgmental? What's happening with the economy? Did astronauts know about low gravity on the moon before they got there? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, e…

During the P4A livestream, Tom Lum sang an improvised song with lyrics provided by chat, and we loved it so much that we asked for his permission to clip it for the Digital Download Bundle. Because Tom's an all star, he re-recorded a high quality version just for you! Frog butt! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

How do you stop caring whether people like you? Why does my shower set off the smoke detector? Why would a 21st century suburban high school have to test for tuberculosis? Should I wash my eyes? Can a solar sail tack against solar wind? Has humanity peed an entire ocean yet? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, ema…

How do I choose what college to apply to? Any fast tips for college survival? Am I gonna forget everything I learn in school? What's the future of college? What do I do after college? How do I function on my own? Hank and John Green have answers! Take a college course that starts on YouTube and earn college credit with Study Hall: https://link.gost…

Why don't batteries last very long? Does Spider-man have to brush his teeth? Can a goose do math? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn…

Why do humans have butts? Why does John sound weird this week? What should a delivery driver do when a dog escapes? How many humans have ever been 30? How do I handle my drinking problem? Why do leaves change colors at different rates? Are we doing anything tonight? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at …