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Like Joe Rogan. But more Roe Jogan. Just not as bald and with less weed. Pop culture, current events. Your virginity. Nothings off limits here. I tell jokes folks. I tell stories. Annnd maybe even help ya be a winner. You're welcome America. Carl Dick is cumming deep in your ear hole's. Buckle up. As always kids. Wear protection
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I miss the days staying up late. Falling asleep to the TV and waking up to ol Billy Mays. Trying to sell you some shit you didn't want but bought anyway. Then along came Vince from slap Chop yelling that "you're gonna like my nuts'. Billy ODs on Oxiclean, Vince gets arrested after fighting a "working girl" not a prostitute. And i have Officially st…
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Sir? Pull up your pants and put your phone away.Is pornogarphy an addiction? Do you need therapy?Will those callouses ever go away? These are all questions we answer. Sort of. So grab the KY and join me down this slippery slope into what could possibly be just that. An addiction.facebook.com/dickingaroundwithcarldick@therealcarld83 on the gramYouTu…
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Sitting at home with Carl Dick hard.... shout out to 2 live crew. Ever go down the binge worthy YouTube rabbit hole while quietly resting on the lazyboy in your thong or underwear. Hey no judgement. Just a heavy helping of Alex Jones for 6 hours straight. Yeah me too. Are you addicted? Do you need therapy? Will you move out of your moms basement so…
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