This week we talk about the difference between an in-ground pool and one that's decked. Later we discuss how Brian knows a guy named Hobie Buppert and can prove it! Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.…

This week we're joined by Jamie Jung. We talk about horny service animals and the imortance of well-coordinated intimacy. Checkout Jaimie's film The Wedding Night Here. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.…

This week we talk about why strip club managers in queens don't do podcasts and how a head of cabbage changed a womans life. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we're joined by Luisa Flutesy. We talk about how we wish dentists made more romantic gestures and the rare queer cromosome found in a Bostonian lab. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.…

This week we talk about why polyamory sounds like too much work and most beautiful destinations that don't extradite. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about the amazing technological advancements of the 20th century and why you should never eat on the patio in Amarillo. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about our favorite birthday memories and why it's better to have a father that's an angry drunk than a crying drunk. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about why you're not gay if you're attracted to trans women and the recent influx of Ukrainian step-sibling porn. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

It's Hollywood Howard's 75th birthday! We talk about how Jesus was quite the cocksman and Harvey Weintsein's big comeback. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about gloryhole etiquette and how to get rid of an irish Setter in three easy steps. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about why you should never trust stage parents and what the fuck Alan Thicke's problem is. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we're joined by our pal Paul Dinin. We talk about how to score with international babes and the rise and fall of Mompov.com. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about our earliest racist memories and just how funky your feet should be to work a foot party. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week Hollywood Howard joins us. We talk about Brian's Post Office altercation and Howard's favorite porn title of all time. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about the difference between YMCA and YMAC and why we'd be the hottest guys at Cedar Point. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about the Belgian biker gang Brian met at the Dairy Queen and the delicate art of making incest porn. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about the difference between Arabica and Robusta coffee beans and the time Brian was Jeff Goldblum's personal cabana boy. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.…

This week we talk about telling Lorne Michaels to go fuck himself and what it'd be like to sext with your own dad. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week Hollywood Howard joins us. We talk about falling in love with an AI OnlyFans girl who's actually an African romance scammer and our favorite 70s Volkswagen. Follow Brian on Threads and Instagram - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.…

This week we talk about the Canadian crack epidemic and celebrities that are shorter in person. Follow Brian on X @hackdis69 Instagram @BrianMShow - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we talk about why you should always make sure cat shit is dry before you eat it and the day that Brian let uncle Bob down for the last time. Follow Brian on X @hackdis69 Instagram @BrianMShow - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.…

This week we're joined by Cassie Black. We talk about spooky drag queens, why we should destigmatize herpes and all the dead bodies Brian has found over the years. Cassie's Links: allmylinks.com/cassieblack Follow Brian on X @hackdis69 Instagram @BrianMShow - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! A…

This week we're joined by Anthony, a twenty something retail employee that Brian met while getting his fancy British jacket rewaxed. We talk about the importance of pet insurance and why it's great to include your roommate in threesomes. Follow Brian on X @hackdis69 Instagram @BrianMShow - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringto…

This week we discuss strip club jacuzzi room etiquette and why Brian will have one less funeral to go to in Texas. Follow Brian on X @hackdis69 Instagram @BrianMShow - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.

This week we're joined by Hollywood Howard. We talk about lowering the age of consent for the holidays and the time Gabriel Byrne really fucked Brian on that rug deal. Follow Brian on X @hackdis69 Instagram @BrianMShow - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.…