Nobodies Chris (aka Krowned Kris) and Alex (aka Bryan Love) try to be funny with no promises. You don't listen to a podcast with "disappointment" in the name and expect your wildest dreams to come true, you get what you came for...... So fall asleep, bust a nut, make others feel inferior at a gym, sit the children down for some family time, or do whatever you do when podcasts are on and enjoy the ramblings of two disappointments. *WARNING* THIS PODCAST WILL CONTAIN OFFENSIVE MATERIAL AND VUL ...
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Joe Aguiar and Robbie McCluskey explore everything that's happened to humans since they harnessed fire. Homo Sapiens are the most intelligent animal on Earth, but sometimes, we forget that we are animals. Understanding where we are has a lot to do with where we came from. We'll be exploring both to better understand today and the future.
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DP Ep. 24 "Empathy Through Slavery"
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Krowned Kris and Bryan Love have postponed the rematch rap battle to April 14th, please tune in for that! In the meantime, Krowned Kris starts the show with throw-away bars not going to be used during the battle. He brings an interesting site to Bryan's attention, one that sends shit.. literal shit... Anonymously to wherever you want and he pushes …
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DP Ep. 23 "George Floyd's Autobiography" (Ft. Claire and Will-in-nator)
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In this 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 episode we bring a new guest, Will-in-nator, and his insane stories about Job Corps and almost getting killed during sex. Bryan Love brings an insane news article about a Hooters waitress who goes above and beyond to "season" her customers food. Krowned Kris brings multiple porn-related topics like funny comments on porn and the …
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DP Ep. 22 "Because They Steal The Green Cards"
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In honor of Black History Month, we are posting this podcast on BPT aka late as fuck! Krowned Kris took the reins, or should we say whips, in this episode. He provided just about every distasteful black topic he could think of: from his favorite "black" actors, to a new Black History Month exclusive segment titled "Are They Black?", to creating an …
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We are BACK... again. We know how much you've all been missing us and we can't keep our dedicated fans waiting. Do not worry, we catch you up to speed with what's been going on. Krowned Kris and Bryan Love start out by talking about the direction of the podcast moving forward (with a few tangents here and there). This includes a competition for 100…
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DP - Ep. 20 "Spoiled Milk Looking Ass MotherF*****" (Ft. L3thality)
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We are BACK! If you've been waiting for us, let us know because we KNOW that nobody has :^) For our return podcast, Krowned Kris and Bryan Love, accompanied by L3thality, preform a rap battle with L3thal as judge. Next, we do a new segment titled "Do you know the D?" Finally, we partake in some Souless Comedy yet again. Check out the Facebook Page …
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This week, Robbie and Joe discuss America's irrational fear of death, Ivana Trump's burial, and how we want to go when it's all said and done.By Joseph Aguiar
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Robbie & Joe: The Biggest Disappointments
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From the lies we’re told as children, to wounds that no amount of time can heal, to the simpler things like a wildly underappreciated kids’ movie. This week we remember a handful of the things we wish we couldn’t.By Joseph Aguiar
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Oh baby. This week, Joe needs his head checked, Robbie has a black eye and a loving relationship with hard wood, and we all learn valuable lessons. Pulling out is deadly, there’s nothing to believe in, and Nicolas Cage is our next lord and savior after the upcoming apocalypse. Context matters in this one, folks.…
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Dealing with the ramifications of Covid Brain and getting on top of your health. The controversy about Lightyear should be about how lame the plot is and how unlikely it would have led to Buzz dolls being popular. Greatness is rare, and should be respected.By Joseph Aguiar
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Just a handful of days have passed since the overturning of Roe v. Wade. Having had time to sink deeper into thought, Joe and Robbie discuss past, present, and potential future areas where the Government’s presence has been and could be felt. What were bad and which could be good? Also, have you ever thought about where food goes after your mouth? …
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This episode, we get to know Robbie and Joe before delving into the overturning of Roe V Wade, a decision 68% of the country is upset about. We'll discuss the case and which rights are being targeted next.By Joseph Aguiar
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A discussion about the current Housing Crisis in the US, what it means for young home buyers, and the future of home buying. A couple of solid break up stories, some rules that you just don't do to your fellow man, and a debate over flip phone superiority.By Joseph Aguiar
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The January 6th Commission is presenting it's findings as to what occurred on January 6th, 2020. There is some good news and some bad news for Donald Trump as to his role in the insurrection attempt. Do people care? Will people be swayed by the evidence?By Joseph Aguiar
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In this first episode, Joe and Robbie explain what the podcast is about... a look at how modern humanity started and how it affects some of the issues we have in present day. From the first humans, to our love of animals, including humans, its a wide ranging conversation covering lots of topics, including abortion rights, and the division we see in…
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Joe Aguiar and Robbie McCluskey explore everything that's happened to humans since they harnessed fire. Homo Sapiens are the most intelligent animal on Earth, but sometimes, we forget that we are animals. Understanding where we are has a lot to do with where we came from. We'll be exploring both to better understand today and the future.…
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DP - Ep. 19 "Aww Yeah In Brail on Your Forehead" (Ft. Jay and Claire)
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Another first time experience as Krowned Kris and Bryan Love try acid for the first time and talk about their ongoing experience. Jay, a new one to join the madness, talks about a bunch of his drug stories. Finally, once Claire arrived, we look at and critique Jays actual OnlyFans account. This podcast is strictly satirical and should be treated as…
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DP - Ep. 18 "A Bat From Uzbekistan" (Ft. Rara Racoon Ass)
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In our only LIVE FROM TWITCH episode, we attempt to get banned. First, Rara and Bryan dig deep into their cultural roots and try a 40 for the first time. Kris appropriates and joins them. Next, they do a Letterkenny style of roasting each other. Finally, they appreciate George Floyd's short pornographic career. You know the spiel, our Facebook page…
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DP - Ep. 17 All Female Episode (Ft. Rose, Krome, Claire, and Pimp Daddy Cole aka Brianna)
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In this episode, the bitches come out and play. Claire hosts with guests Krome, Rose, and Brianna (now going as Pimp Daddy Cole). In this episode, Claire reads off a list of pre-screened questions for the females that Krowned Kris wrote up. Also, Krome and Rose do the classic segment of Soulless Comedy. This is a short episode Dissappointments, let…
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So (at the time) we've been doing this, inconsistently, for a year now. So just like our test episode, it was just Krowned Kris and his co-host Bryan Love on this one. We did an AKA-off since we've loved our AKA's over the year. Meaning we thought of some beforehand opposed to thinking of it on the spot. Also, we talked about some of our own person…
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DP - Ep. 15 "Black Dads Leave" (Ft. Rara Racoon Ass and Krome)
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In our not-so-latest episode, Knowned Kris and Bryan Love are joined by Krome and Rara Racoon Ass (formerly known as J-Mellow). This was a black history month episode, so yeah the N-word was thrown around... but only out of respect. Krowned Kris and Rara had a rap battle (you decide the winner). We also talked about well known people who did black …
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DP - Ep. 14 "BK And His Dream" (Ft. Codeine and The Dark Lord)
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Heads up, The Dark Lord talks very low and sometimes is barely heard at max volume. We recommend you listen to all of our episodes with headphones, but this one specifically. So on this episode, Krowned Kris and Bryan Love is joined by two new guests for our first black history month episode. We discuss the hierarchies of slaves, talk about how a f…
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DP - Ep. 13 "You Suck 10 Dicks, You Got Different Flavors" (Ft. The A-Listers)
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In this episode Krowned Kris and Bryan Love are joined by J-Mellow, L3thality, and the guy formerly known as Keith AKA Chris (who is now forever called Unknown Mike). We talk about a failed rap battle between J-Mellow and Krowned Kris, a mobile game with very suggestive ads targeted at kids, some of the worst things that have happened at AIrBNB's, …
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DP - Ep. 12 "Thicc Thighs Save Lives" (Ft. Solo, R.I.P, and Nova)
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Krowned Kris here, in our latest episode, I challenged Bryan Love to set up, host, record, and create a title + description for an episode all by himself. Here's the description he came up with: "Ever wonder if it’s a good Idea to run a train with a family member, or receive head at a family function? Well fear not, all will be answered in EP. 12 o…
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DP - Ep. 11 "So... Fingers Crossed" (Ft. Rose and Michael)
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Krowned Kris and Bryan Love is joined by Rose and Michael in our all military episode. Bryan Love (Marine), Rose (Soon-to-be Marine), and Michael (Navy) discuss the worrisome stories they've experienced. We talk about rape and suicide statistics in the military. Bryan Love and Micheal prove who is the strongest branch with an arm wrestle. We all tr…
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DP - Ep. 10 "He's A Beanbag Chair!" (Ft. Cletis and Lucifer)
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In our longest episode yet, we invite on Cletis (who used to be Everette) and a new guest named Lucifer. We do another installment of "Soulless Comedy" and Bryan Love gets his annual Job Audit. We also go a bit in depth with Lucifer and talk about his "Street Pharmaceutical Business". There's the biggest cocaine seizure in U.S. history and one of t…
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Sorry for the late episode guys, but we had to make time to fit in our OG co-host J-mellow. Accompanying J-Mellow is Claire and a brand new guest, Rebecca. In the start of this episode, we look at and make fun of incredibly rare birth defects... here's the link so that you can follow along ( https://magazine.lensvid.com/article/1105411079/unusual-l…
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DP - For All You Deaf Girls Listening
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In this surprise episode of Disappointment Personified, we are joined by Claire, Barbie, Mona, and Sink. For the majority of the podcast, Bryan Love talks about his craziest smash and dash who turned out to be handicapped. We do another edition of "I Need Answers". We also discuss a wall booty and Krowned Kris talks about his worst date, which can …
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Forgive us in advance for the first 30 minutes of the podcast. We are disappointments, so we learn from our mistakes. It's hard to hear the commentary, but we listen to the sickest rapist in history (Toy Box Killer) and make fun of an audio clip he plays to his victims before his months-long torture begins. Joining Krowned Kris we have Claire, Tyle…
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The audio is a real stinker for this one folks.... A newcomer to the podcast, Everett, joins Krowned Kris and Bryan Love. Krowned Kris tries shrooms for the first time, then discusses his out-of-the-blue text message and how he tried to impersonate the intended receiver. We all try to "Run The Gauntlet" (which is the worst videos the internet can o…
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DP - It's Pizza Time But It's Wings
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As you can see, for our 5th episode we have decided to name it and that's what we will be doing from now on. So in this episode, we are joined by Claire and Kyle. We discuss a christian pamphlet that Kris finds at a gas station pump. We order from two separate pizza places AND play a rap song made by our pizza delivery man himself. Finally, we disc…
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Disappointment Personified Episode 4
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Krowned Kris and Bryan Love was joined by Chris and L3THALITY. In the room as well was Claire and a friend of L3THAL's (they don't count as guests!!!). In this very special episode, L3THAL and Krowned Kris get very personal by talking about stories from L3THAL dropping his phone in the ocean, to each of their separate car accidents, and even Kris r…
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Disappointment Personified Episode 3
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Moving forward with the podcast, J-Mellow is no longer a co-host as he is always fucking some navy dude and can't make time for the podcast. He calls it duty, I call it gay. Bryan Love is the new co-host. So this week we are joined by Brianna and Clair, coming to you from New York. We talk about an unforgiving Christian Card that Krowned Kris acqui…
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Disappointment Personified Episode 2
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Returning from last episode is Bryan Love. We come fully prepared this week with some really dicey topics and some harmless ones. We bounce back and forth between stuff like: being "Big Spoon/Little Spoon", actual cases where rapists have gotten off scott free, nugget porn, an elaborate bank heist, ass eating, and plenty more. As always, we push th…
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Disappointment Personified Episode 1
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So sorry for not having crisp audio quality for our first official episode, but we're called "Dissappointed Personified" for a reason. In this one we are joined by Claire and Bryan Love. 90% of this is Krowned Kris corralling these drunken fools to finish the podcast. Follow the insanity as we talk about places with crazy names, pastafarianism, and…
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Disappointment Personified Test Episode
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Begin our journey with the shittiest audio quality you've ever heard. We had no topics planned and we wrapped it up quicker than a last minute anniversary gift. Join us as we talk about gay domestic abuse, sex with handicapped people, unusual animal sex, and more random shit. Also, don't forget to follow this douchebaghttps://soundcloud.com/xbeni_h…
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