The first first round pick of the Mike McDaniel era is in! And it isn't a speedy wide receiver, a gadget play running back or any sort of offensive player at all. It is Penn State's Chop Robinson. The physically superior freakish athletic EDGE rusher joins a playoff caliber team as the newest addition to a defense that desperately needed an injecti…

The boys are back and so is the NFL Draft! The Miami Dolphins have a first round draft pick for the first time in the Mike McDaniel era. So what are they going to do with the 21st overall pick? Will they stay put? Will they trade up? Or will Chris Grier and company try to leverage the board to get more day two picks and trade back? Sam and Chris di…

It’s early March and the Dolphins are still the second worst over the cap team. There’s a lot of tap dancing to be done with money, players, and contracts in the next few days. Scott and Alex talk about Tyreek Hill and his “shenanigans”. We differ on what should be done, if anything. We review Chris Grier’s drafts and rate them. We aren’t ready to …

The boys re-cap the Anthony Weaver news before diving deep into the shit-tastic topic of Special Teams. Danny Crossman remains the ST Coach, but should he? Our punter was awful, the kicker made us have diarrhea and the coverage teams were absolutely awful. But Braxton Berrios was pretty good...too bad he is leaving. In other words, Miami has a lot …

So much for the usual end of season hiatus. Alex has been harping all week to start season seven with a podcast about culture, Fangio’s exit, and who he wants as the new DC. So, we are back! This episode was recording during lunchtime on Friday, and news is coming fast around current issues, so don’t wait to jump in to this one.…

The Miami Dolphins 2023 season is over. A promising start fizzled into a familiar end as the team limped into the playoffs and lost in the Wild Card round...again. Sam and Chris begin the painful process of de-constructing the 2023 team. First up? The defense. Vic Fangio has departed as the Defensive Coordinator and a successor has yet to be named.…

Welcome to the final episode of Two Old Dolfans Season 6. Thank you for listening this year! We had the answers for success and identified the issues we saw with the team early. If you listened, you know what they are, and saw them come to fruition. This conversation is NOT “we had it first” but rather, an aggregation of what went right, what went …

Well...Miami made the playoffs. And for all of that hard work they get to travel to Kansas City in sub-zero temperatures with battered and bruised players. Yay? Can Miami overcome? Will they turn their adversity into opportunity? OR will Tyreek's revenge game be nothing more than another blip on the radar for a Dolphins team that is fading fast? Th…

Our Dolphins fell short in the AFC East “championship game” with the Bills on the final game of the regular season, at home, in front of a half-hostile crowd. This podcast goes deep into what happened and suggests who owns the blame for the loss, if you want to cast aspersions. It might not be who you think it is. It’s a long episode, but full of t…

It's Week 18 and The Miami Dolphins are headed to the playoffs. So why does it feel..bad? Well, maybe because they STILL haven't clinched the AFC East and they STILL find themselves with a ton of injuries and...oh yeah...WE STILL HATE THE BUFFALO BILLS! The Dolphins can clinch the division, provided they can beat Josh Allen and The Buffalo Bills on…

The Miami Dolphins defeated the Dallas Cowboys on Christmas Eve in a nailbiter on the foot of Jason Sanders. Then, the Dolphins travelled to Baltimore on New Years Eve. To say it wasn’t pretty would be an understatement. Before Dolfan Nation throws the baby out with the bathwater, consider all the national narratives… swallow them like new years ev…

The Dolphins answered a lot of questions and changed a ton of narrtives with their win against Dallas on Christmas Eve. Yet, more quesitons remain. Can they do it on the road? Can they slow down or stop the leagye fvorite for MVP, Lamar Jackson? Or will Baltimore resolve to bet another good team on their schedule and ruin the last day of the year i…

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Alex and Scott are back in the studio to talk about the Jets game, Hard Knocks, and the upcoming Cowboys game. Join the conversation about cancelling narratives. Waddle, Tua, Chubb, McDaniel… What fun it was to take in the game against “gang green”, relive some moments through their conversation and get some Hard Knocks highlights. Total Domination…

SO the last game sucked, right? Miami squanders a 14 point lead with three minutes to go and somehow LOSES to the hapless Tennessee Titans on Monday Night. They also lose hold of the top seed in the AFC and lost a potential three game lead on The Buffalo Bills for the AFC East, with four games to go. Plenty of things went wrong for Miami in their l…

Alex and Scott are joined by Andy Korge for this episode. In preparation for a future push to bring on more remote guests, we used a new tool for this recording, so please bear with us for some minor audio issues.The Titans loss was a surprise to everyone. Alex made a list of mistakes made in the game, any one of which would have changed the final …

Scott and Alex are back in the Studio on a Victory Thursday this week to record another episode. Why Thursday? Well, on reason was HBO’s Hard Knocks. Both wanted to get caught up and talk about it. A few minutes have passed since the game in Washington DC, but there are some fun things to look back on. AVG, Hill, Tua, Achane… Where are the less obv…

Sam and Chris HATE The Washington Commanders! We hate teir new name, we hate their coaches and we definiately hate their underrated offense. Can Miami overcome all of this hatred to their ninth victory? Or will Sam Howell and company shock the world? Plus, the boys discussthe latest episode of Hard Knocks, Mike McDaniel's "quirkiness" and more #fin…

Alex and Scott hit the studio on a Saturday to capture fresh thoughts on the Jets game. Just like the week before, there was a lot to like in the game, and some concerns too. First and foremost, this is a stomping of the hated Jets, so they celebrate that. The loss of Phillips is a sobering elephant in the room. What about Mike McDaniels game plane…

It's Jets week! And we HATE The Jets. From Joe Namath to Jumbo Elliott and now even Tim F'N Boyle...we loathe everything associated with the Jets! We will hate them even more if they somehow pull off a miracle and beat the first place Dolphins on Black Frday. Sam and Chris get you ready for the post-Thanksgiving festivities with this week 12 previe…

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It’s a victory Tuesday and the two old Dolfans are back in the studio to talk about the latest in Dolphins football. The Raiders game came out a W. What did they like/love from the game? What fills these two long time football guys with hope from this game? Don’t drink the Kool-Aid too hard – there were some detractors that keep surfacing game afte…

Miami flies to Germany to see if playing winning teams in another country can help them break their curse against winning NFL teams. But while Miami is away, it will still bea bit of a homecoming game for Tyreek Hill as he faces his former team and continues his quest to be the first WideReceiver in league history to eclipse 2,000 receiving yards i…

A 5-1 record with an Alabama quarterback, two star receivers, a taeltned running back room and a strong defensive line. Now guess which team I am talking about because this could describe both The Miami Dolphins OR The Philadelphia Eagles. A Superbowl caliber matchup is about to go down on Sunday Night Football on NBC and Sam and Chris are here for…

Miami heads back home to take on the winless Carolia Panthers. Injuries are starting to pile up for the first place Dolphins, but Sam and Chris tell you why you need not worry this week. Plus, the OFFICIAL Bingo Drinking Game for Week Six is revealed, as well as our score predictions. Enjoy and Welcome To Perfectville!…

Well week four sucked. Thankfully that is behind us and weke five is here. Which means The New York Giants are here and we HATE The New York Giants. Sam andcChris preview this weke's matchup and whether or not this is a "get right" game for Miami. Plus, The official Bingo Card Drinking Game is here! Presented by BetOnline.AG | Part of BLEAV Enjoy a…

Sam and Chris HATE The Buffalo Bills. They hate them SO much! And will tell you all about it in this episode as they preview the epic matchup between two long time rivals, The Miami Dolphins and The Buffalo Bills. Plus, the return of Elite Tweet - Delete Tweet is here! Some people tweeted out some incredible stuff this week, and others...well...pro…

We hate The Broncos! But we love our Dolphins! Sam and Chris preview this AFC matchup and predict who walks out victorious. Plus...the Broncos-Dolphins DRINKING GAME! Presented by BetOnline.AG and Gametime.co #finsupBy Welcome To Perfectville / Bleav

Sam hops on to share his thoughts on Miami's solid victory against The Patriots in New England. What worked? What didn't and is Bill Belichick even a good coach anymore?By Welcome To Perfectville / Bleav

Sam and Chris sit down to review Week One of the season for The Miami Dolphins. The team heads to Los Angeles to face the Chargers and we hate it. We hate the city, we hate the team and we certianly hate the mascot and everything else pertaining to The Chargers. Nonetheless, the boys predict who will score the first touchdown for Miami, who will ge…

The Dolphins trimmed their roster down to 53 players this week. Then used roster gymnastics to bring a few guys back, stash a couple away on IR and get themselves ready for weke one against The Chargers. Sam breaks down the numbers and players at each position group and gives you his thoughts on where the strengths, and weaknesses are. One of the p…

Chris makes his triumphant return to the United States and the Town of Perfectville, while Sam discusses the perils of his own flights. The boys also go through The Dolphins roster and pinpoint their areas of concern, preview the first preseason game against The Falcons and tell a few jokes along the way. Enjoy and Welcome To Perfectville! Part of …

Training Camp finally starts and wouldn't you know it, Miami's new toy, Pro Bowl Defensive Back, Jalen Ramsey gets himself injured. Sports Writer Shawn Williams joins Sam to discuss the sevrity of the injury, what it means for Miami's defense and how and who will need to step up in Jalen's absence. Which in-house candadte is primed to benefit the m…

Well, Tyreek Hill slapped a guy and then tried to pay him off with $200. Sam and Chris discuss how much Tyreek SHOULD have paid him and how much each of them would accept to be slapped by Tyreek and other Miami Dolphins players. Plus, Christian Wilkins is still unsigned, Zach Sieler wants a new contract and Connor Williams is threatening to hold ou…

The 2023 NFL schedule is now out! And amongst all of the clever team releases and television specials, is the REAL schedule breakdwon and analaysis, right here in the Town of Perfectville! Sam and Chris walk you through the travel, the opponents, the prime time and nationally televisied games, and even dive deeper into the rabbti hole of agenda-olo…

When Chris Grier heads to the kitchen, you know he is about to cook up something. This time? He cooked up a recipe for a three-time All-Pro Cornerback in JALEN RAMSEY. That's right, citizens of Perfectville, arguably the best cornerback in football joins Xavien Howard, Bradley Chubb, Jevon Holland, Jaelen Phillips, Christian Wilkins and Zach Sieler…

The Fangio has landed! After an odd amount of delays and a few false scares to Dol-Fans everywhere, Vic Fangio has come to terms to be the next Defensive Coordinator in Miami. Replacing Josh Boyer, Vic brings decades of experience and success to the defensive side of the ball. What does this mean for the current players? Who stands the most to gain…

On the heels of an intense playoff loss to the Buffalo Bills, The Miami Dolphins decide to part ways with the embattled Defensive Coordinator, Josh Boyer, along with the other defensive assistants who had previous ties to New England. Was Josh Boyer to blame for Miami's decline on defense in 2023? Or was he a victim of injuries and bad luck? What i…

Playoffs? You want to talk about playoffs? Sure. Why not? Miami makes the January dance as they beat The Jets and New England loses to secure the seventh seed and a wildcard date with The Bills in Buffalo. That's the good news. The bad news is that Miami will have to do it without their starting QB, Tua Tagovailoa and will most likely be starting t…

Miami heads into the final week of the season on a fiv game losing streak and needing help to get into the playoffs. In November, this team was 8-3 and at the top of the AFC. Now, five weeks later, they haven't won a game since and are on the outside looking in. The DOlphins will need to bet the Joe Flacco led Jets, and hope that Buffalo is able to…

On the verge of clinching the playoffs for the past month, The Miami Dolphins continue to defy greatness in preference of mediocrity and despair. Losing to the Packers on Christmas Day continues their traditional December meltdown as they are now losers of four in a row. Somehow, some way, Miami is still in control of their own destiny as they head…

Another week, another victory for Tua Tagovailoa and The Miami Dolphins. Miami slaps Houston across the face with 30 points in the first half and takes a breather in the 2nd half, ultimately winning 30-15. Tua had 299 yards and a touchdown in just over two quarters of play, the defense dominated Houston, netting more return yards of turnovers in th…

Sam and Chris return to the 7th ANNUAL HATESGIVING DAY PARADE! Nothing is off limits as the boys rant about all the things that infuriate them about football, life and everything in between. Plus, this year we read YOUR submissions for Hatesgiving and even preview the Dolphins and Texans. Hooray! Enjoy and Welcome To Perfectville.…

Tua shines AGAIN and Sam is here to let everyone know that the debate is dead. Tua is H1M and it shouldn't surprise anyone that the kid is as resilient as he has been, considering his upbringing and previous experiences. Plus, Sam announces the winners for the "SO FAR" Awards! Who is the team MVP so far? What has been the Play of The Year so far? H…

Another game and another victory. Tua and the Miami offense hang 39 points on Cleveland in what was Miami's most complete victory of the season so far. Sam gives us his thoughts ont he game that was, including why this might be the best victory of the season so far. The Phinstant Reaction Show for Week 10 has arrived...as have the 2022 Miami Dolphi…

Tua destroys The Detroit Lions in Detroit Chris Grier tighten his ball cap and nets Bradley Chubb and Jeff Wilson Jr. And Miami waddles into week nine of the season getting healthier, stronger and better against The Chicago Bears. Sam and Chris discuss the craziness that was this week for The Miami Dolphins, as well as preview the Week Nine matchup…

Sam is on the road in Las Vegas but fear not! He brought his podcasting gear with him. Chris joins him to discuss the game tht was against Pittsburgh, The game that will be agaisnt Detroit and of course...The American Gladiators tv show. Enjoy and Welcome To Perfectville!By Welcome To Perfectville / Bleav

Tua is back! Yay! Miami Wins! Yay? The team came out firing on all cylinders against The Steelers on Sunday Night, but ended up ending flat and hanging on to a victory with the most unlikely of heroes...NOAH IGBINOGHENE?!?!?!?! Sam discusses the game that was and gives you his raw thoughts on the Phinstant Reaction installment of the show.…

Welcome BACK To Perfectville! Sam hops in the virtual saddle to discuss the golden opportunity that The Miami Dolphins have to rock the black cowboy hat for the NFL. Since the league, the media and fanbases want to corwn the South Florida crew as such, Sam suggests we let them and rock the crown as hard as we can. Plus, with Chris Cullen still on a…

After riding the euphoria of three straight victories to start the season, Miami fans are back to square one as a losing streak is officially upon The Dolphins. Miami loses it's third game in a row, this time to The Minnesota Vikings, and drop their overall record .500. Despite moving the ball on offense with a patchwork lineup, and playing fairly …