Best Drunk Thoughts While Sober Podcasts (2024)

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The Government Wants Our Money 1:00:14

1y ago1:00:14

1:00:14

How far does the government go to help its citizens? Are the people in France justified for their riots? Can that happen here in the U.S? When will it..if it does...? Why are some people obsessed with "big booty goth latinas"? Jesus and Rudy dive into the financial chaotic topics that are happening to veterans in the United States as well as discus…

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Space Milf Spotted - Is Love Making A Comeback in the Final Frontier? 1:03:58

1y ago1:03:58

1:03:58

Jesus and Rudy dive into each others relationships and ask each other a list controversial questions. Gpt4 is mentioned, as well as the new space mothership that is possibly in our solar system.By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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Operation Wet****, One of America's Shameful Pasts 51:23

1y ago51:23

51:23

Welcome back, folks! Today on Dudes vs Everything, we're diving into a dark corner of history with a topic that's sure to leave you feeling both shocked and disgusted. We're talking about "Operation Wetback" - a covert government initiative in 1954 aimed at forcibly removing Mexicans from the United States.…

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Gen Z Ghosts Haunt the Stanley Hotel 1:00:16

1y ago1:00:16

1:00:16

Ghosts...ghouls...gen z ghosts that stayed behind on purpose to haunt...buttholes? Will the mcrib ever return? How hungry do you think ghosts become? We tell the story of the haunted Stanley Hotel as well as bring along some unwanted traumatic memories from our childhood.By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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Back From Hiatus...Again 35:58

1y ago35:58

35:58

We've been away for far too long now.. Welcome back to the DvE Universe with the first episode of 2023, which is also the first episode of season 6 now!..(yeah we're still doing seasons, f**k off lol). This episode brings us back around together with y'all and we go into some recent events and share our opinions on a short variety of topics.…

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Connected Minds Highway 1:13:00

2y ago1:13:00

1:13:00

Welcome to another great episode in the DvE Universe. This episode we talk about how Rudy is so upset at the gaming industry, Jesus' theory on our brains being connected, and the public transportation system. This episode is also episode four of season 5 but is the 44th addition to the series. Enjoy!…

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Are We Humans Weaponized? 54:21

2y ago54:21

54:21

It has become quite dark, and dark fast in today's world so jump right into this episode to shed some light onto your beautiful day here in the hectic Dudes Vs Everything universe. We talk about certain news events, how were affected, our minds, and many more topics.By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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Deep Space Penetration 1:20:17

2+ y ago1:20:17

1:20:17

Welcome back, everyone....martians or other planetary people out there.. we get into some space topics all the way through a man's mental health. The VA isn't such a nightmare either, but neither is going back to college. Listen to see wazzzuuppp.By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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The Zesty Hooligans are backk 52:48

2+ y ago52:48

52:48

This year round.... theyre back... bigger, and better than ever. It's been a hefty few months but the monkey duo is back with the first episode of 2022!By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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S4 Ep 4 - Gaming Cults and Sexy Ai 1:25:55

2+ y ago1:25:55

1:25:55

Cults in video games!? AI SEX ROOMS!? VIRTUAL BEANS!? The dark mysterious possibilities are endless! Tune in to this episode to catch up on everything you missed about cults, MMO's and sexy AI robots! Also, we shortly discuss us leaving the army and the future of Dudes VS Everything. Thank you!By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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S4 Ep 3 - Tony Russo Interview | Expanding Our Minds | Megasode! 1:57:16

3y ago1:57:16

1:57:16

We have a special guest this time.. but no regular guest. an author.. a gentleman... A megasode where we dive into theology, morals, ethics, right and wrongs, the online cult, the multi universe theory, murders, and much much more in this 2 hour special. This is the first of many professional interviews and you do not want to miss out!!…

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Minisode 5 - Wet Wednesday | Parentless Activities 39:56

3y ago39:56

39:56

Surprise... Surprise...we caught you lacking and now you're soggier than an oyster..or whatever the saying is! This minisode we talk about getting high with our mothers, getting out of the Army, tattoos, fatherless and motherless activities, and a few other things that are a sure way to crackle (laughing) central!…

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S4 Ep 2 - Satanic Panic! From the Pacific to the Atlantic | Hail Satan? 1:29:17

3y ago1:29:17

1:29:17

In this glorious and virtuous episode of satanic exploration we talk about the truth and troubles that modern Satanism has faced. But, it didn't just have troubles..it also had great achievements to modern culture. In addition, we mention some thoughts and opinions as well as a little bit about some people who made deals with the devil!…

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S4 Ep 1 - The Scandalous Story of Hades 1:09:44

3y ago1:09:44

1:09:44

Welcome back to the DvE Multiverse!.....We're taking all of you down to Hades with us..dunn dunn dunn no but forreal though Rudy gets real in depth about the story of Hades and how we came about and the scandalous side stories that were dragged with him. Jesus introduces y'all to the new quality that's being brought upon in this season as well.…

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S3 E8 - We Are Mastronautz - Season Finale 1:11:10

3y ago1:11:10

1:11:10

Season 3 is ending now with this episode...dunn dun dunnn... Today we dwell into the mysteries of time, space, and gravity...As well as the mysteries of our reality and comprehension. Let us fuck you........consensually in the mind.......no condom 😎 Join our patreon, follow us on insta, twitter, myspace, donate if you want. Thanks for listening. 🍤🍆…

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Minisode 4 - Wants and Needs 32:42

3y ago32:42

32:42

We discuss our excitement of getting our new camcorder that we will probably be returning now because it wasn't all that great in the end and we were lied to...BUT more importantly we discuss what it means to have wants and needs and what those differences are. Enjoy!By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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S3 Ep 7 - The Tomorrow War...Today 59:39

3y ago59:39

59:39

The Tomorrow War...SPOILER ALERT! Is such a thing really possible in our reality and timeline or is it always just going to be a fiction and a figment of your imagination... Jesus gets into the details of it all and questions life... Rudy has his soft topics and they hit hard.By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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Minisode 3 - Welcome to the DvE Multiverse 31:30

3y ago31:30

31:30

Ayo we just bought some new shit and we bringing up old shit and we spent a lot of money for you heathens. we love you (insert k😘issing emoji) Welcum to the official DVE universe. BEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBy Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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S3 Ep 6 - Human Curiosity & the psychology of Violence Leads to....... 1:22:51

3y ago1:22:51

1:22:51

What's up all you people, this week brings upon two guests with us and the soft topic discussions that are currently trending in our brain. Is violence in our blood and/or are we addicted to it? Can we be cured? Test your theories and opinions with us this episode and ask yourself "why do we choose to survive?".…

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Minisode 2 - June 5th Live from a park in Seattle 25:22

3y ago25:22

25:22

On June 5th, 2021 we went on a little weekend adventure and decided to hit up a few places in Seattle. We visited the graves of both Bruce and Brandon Lee. Later this same night we decided to record this little episode in a random park. The craziest thing of this night was that we ended up interviewing some crack heads.…

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Minisode 1 - 4th of July 32:36

3y ago32:36

32:36

Real quick wanted to say happy 4th of july to all you lovely peeps! Enjoy this little minisode and have yourself an amazing but safe weekend!By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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DvE Trailer Seasons 1-3 0:31

3y ago0:31

0:31

If this little 30 second trailer even remotely intrigues you then you'll definitely want to listen to more of our full episodes. Make sure to click to follow button to always stay up to date with us. Thanks for listening!By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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S3 Ep 5 - You've been here before and its....Megasode 1:46:19

3y ago1:46:19

1:46:19

TRIGGER WARNING. In this episode we talk about dreams and all there is to do with us and them. but one thing stands out between us and your regular google search... listen to find out.. just know that there are moments where certain topics might be too much for you...there's your discretion advisory. We list facts, theories and what ifs!…

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S3 Ep 4 - Chernobyl and Chill Megasode 1:38:21

3y ago1:38:21

1:38:21

Chernobyl...Radioactive... бобы... Welcome back, this time we're talking about the disaster that happpened 3 decades ago in russia and causes a huge collapse all around. many deaths occured but more so than than that....listen to find out!By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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S3 Ep 3 - Monkey Brain Go Brrr 1:09:05

3y ago1:09:05

1:09:05

This episode this time around was a little different. Though we're not scripted, usual we research a topic before talking about it. This time we didn't lol. We let our primitive brains and thoughts do the talking. Enjoy!By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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S3 Ep2 Cults Series - The Children of God 1:24:14

3y ago1:24:14

1:24:14

What's up all you degenerates. This episode is all about the cult surrounding the Children of God or aka the Family International. We also get into the darker secrets surrounding a couple other cults and certain situations. If you're human you will definitely want to listen to this episode.By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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S3 Ep 1 - Presidential Emotional Death Theory 1:20:47

3y ago1:20:47

1:20:47

Welcome back, and SURPRISE! YEAH....New Season lol here's episode 1 of that and its a freaking great one. There's emotion, death, presidential conspiracies, news and facts that recently came out. You're going to want to listen and listen hard.By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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S2 Ep 11 - Sex and Us in the Porn Industry 1:03:33

3y ago1:03:33

1:03:33

Special memorial day weekend episode where we talk about our personal sex lives as well as the porn industry and its effects on society.By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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S2 Ep10 - Dinosaurs, ToxiCITY, Games and Brain Downloads part 2 1:00:11

3y ago1:00:11

1:00:11

Need we say more than what our title is?! Can you imagine a modern world where dinosaurs still live amongst us? It may be a possibility! You must also remember and keep in mind that when we speak sometimes we are coming hard out of the toxic city central. Rudy gets into the gaming industry and we try to download our brains! This episode is split in…

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S2 Ep9 - Dinosaurs, ToxiCITY, Games and Brain Downloads part 1 1:09:24

3y ago1:09:24

1:09:24

Need we say more than what our title is?! Can you imagine a modern world where dinosaurs still live amongst us? It may be a possibility! You must also remember and keep in mind that when we speak sometimes we are coming hard out of the toxic city central. Rudy gets into the gaming industry and we try to download our brains! This episode is split in…

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S2 Ep8 - Anniversary Special! People, Happiness, Monsters... Part 2 1:41:00

3y ago1:41:00

1:41:00

Part 2 of this yearly special. A continuum of emotions is spread across yours and we dive into, not buttholes, but into each and what you and everything means to us. Also we are very drunk.By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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S2 Ep7 - Anniversary Special! People, Happiness, Monsters... Part 1 53:32

3y ago53:32

53:32

Pokemon..People...And the Pursuit of happiness. These things are some of the many mind spreading topics mentioned in this drunken special. This special is split in two parts for your convenience and pleasure.By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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S2 Ep6 - Russian Clone Wars and Foot Fetishes 1:33:18

3y ago1:33:18

1:33:18

What's going on on another great day! Do YOU have a foot fetish??? Do you want to have one? What if you were forced to train your brain to develop a sexaul fetish for feet? The Russians are talking about wanting to create and clone 3000 ancient Scythian warriors!By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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S2 EP5 - Men's Health Advocacy And Alzheimers 1:52:17

3y ago1:52:17

1:52:17

What's good all you beautiful degenerates?! This time around we get around and get through some general things about men's health and touch real quick on alzheimers awareness. This is part 1 of many episodes that will be talking about men's health. We have a couple guests join us as well as talk about some personal experiences.…

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S2 Ep 4 - Earth 2.0...Exoplanets Be Bussssinn 1:15:29

3y ago1:15:29

1:15:29

Todays episodes we get in get in pretty deep and gassy on the new discoveries made recently as well as what that means for humanity! Science is crazy but what's crazier is what is going on outside of our solar system!By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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S2 Ep 3 - Sleepwalking Murders 1:11:15

3y ago1:11:15

1:11:15

Do you really know what happens when YOU close your eyes and decide to sleep? Or are you living in an assumed reality that you enter in and out of when you dream? Who knows...maybe you've killed someone in your sleep and don't know it. OR maybe you do know and you're part of the small percentage of people that have committed this heinous crime.…

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S2 Ep 2 - Chipping your Smooth Brain With Monké 1:10:20

3y ago1:10:20

1:10:20

This episode is all about the future and what possibilities are held with chipping your brain with Neuralink. We go into the new developments that have recently come up as well as monkeys. Yes. Monkey's.By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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S2 Ep 1 - The Incredulous Paradox of...... 1:39:55

3y ago1:39:55

1:39:55

Have you been here already? Have you read this before? How many times will it take for you to perfect your life?..... Or is your life just a fraction of everyone else's life? are we all connected... You have always been and always will be but at the same time you never have and never will be... Welcome to Dudes Vs Everything and this is the first e…

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Season 1 Finale - 12am Gas Station Crack While Wine Drunk 1:08:12

3y ago1:08:12

1:08:12

Hey all you sexy degenerates, this episode comes to you randomly on this day at this time. This episodes marks the end of our first season and pre-beginning of season 2 of Dudes Vs Everything.By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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April Fools Spectacular Therapy - Skinwalkers and Mothman!! 1:06:01

3y ago1:06:01

1:06:01

Not to be sus or anything but we get real down and dirty in your ears this April Fools day as we talk about the Skinwalkers and Skinwalker ranch located in Utah. Also, we mention details of the mythical Mothman.By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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The Washington Green River Killer! 1:22:10

3y ago1:22:10

1:22:10

Our first official serial killer episode. Tackling on the notorious and legendary Washington Green River Killer, Gary Ridgway. We go on talking about his life and what led him to his murders throughout the last few several decades.By Jesus Perez and Rudy Robles

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St Patrick's Day Special - Could You Survive An Apocalypse?! 1:02:56

3y ago1:02:56

1:02:56

Helllllooo you gorgeous being reading this! Tonight we talk about a scrumptious series of possible events that would or could possibly lead to the apocalypse and end of the human race as we know it!By Rudy and Geezus

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I identify as a GHOST 1:00:58

3y ago1:00:58

1:00:58

You ever wonder what its like to be a ghost? Ghost stories from texas and from washington state with a side of bacon, interracial and interdimensional talk. Also International Women's Day!By Rudy and Geezus

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How Would YOU Kill?! 59:09

3y ago59:09

59:09

Tonight's episode brings about a series of wtf would you do if you had to kill someone and how. Also, We venture into certain events brought on by an angry Mormon con artist.By Rudy and Geezus

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Do you think attraction can be built? 7:09

3+ y ago7:09

7:09

New stages of life is humbling for me but it’s part of growth--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/drunkthoughtssobertongue/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/drunkthoughtssobertongue/support

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HOLES…and DATING real talk…Drunk shenanigans…. 2:12:06

3+ y ago2:12:06

2:12:06

Shame, regret, and funny experiences, as well as serious thoughts and topics taken and picked from each of our brains. First half of this episode is theory based and sci-fi like and the other half is all about dating. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app…

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Does leftbrain still got bars?? (He manscapes by the way 😳) 30:06

4y ago30:06

30:06

Random conversation and fun--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/drunkthoughtssobertongue/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/drunkthoughtssobertongue/support

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Dimensions and Us.... 49:24

4y ago49:24

49:24

What’s up guys, in this episode we discuss, drunkenly, about what we know and think about the multi dimensional theory as well as universes, ON TOP of also talking about baby hitler and what could have been if certain events never happened. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app…

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Bermuda TriANGLES, food INdustry, illumiNAUGHTY 1:05:01

4y ago1:05:01

1:05:01

I’m this episode we drunkenly discuss all we know about the legendary Bermuda Triangle, the food industry, and the Illuminati. We mention how things are connected and what plausible theory’s exist. We started this sobered and ended this very drunk. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app…

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Journey to the center of what the fuck is going on! 1:03:45

4y ago1:03:45

1:03:45

Alright alright alright in this episode we journey down to the center of wtf is going on inside of earth and outside of it. Talking about, mole people, the hollow earth theory, megalodon, sirens and mermaids and more! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app…

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