HELLO FANS! So sorry for being gone so long but WE ARE BACK!!! We have 4 more episodes to wrap season 1. Season 2 will begin immediately after and will finally include VIDEO! Stay tuned for more updates! Episode 16 is a real bitch fest! I sit down my friend and actress Jess Brill and dish about shitty tippers, what not to do as a theater actor, peo…

WE ARE BACK with Episode 15 and it does not disappoint! I sit down with my friend and fellow comedian Genesis Sol and dish about Celebrity encounters, living a crazy life, working at Sephora and much more!! Be sure to like, follow and subscribe! Genesis is a comedian, producer and Sephora extraordinaire! She produces a comedy show called "Witty Tit…

Ep. 14 is hilarious! I sit down with my friend and fellow comedian Kelly Shanley and talk about driving a Subaru and playing softball but being straight, dealing with being lactose intolerant, what its like to ID people and much more! Be sure to like, follow and subscribe! Kelly is a comedian, screen writer, actor and much more! She has a dating co…

Ep. 13 I sit down with my friend, fellow comedian and author Gino Riccardi! We talk about Covid, making sure to count your milligrams when it comes to edibles, the infamous debate of Coke vs Pepsi and much more! Be sure to like, follow and subscribe! Gino is a Standup Comedian, Writer, Show Producer at @brokeandbougiecomedy, Author of “Doucherella”…

Ep. 12 is Laugh Out Loud Hilarious! I sit down with my friend and fellow comedian Emilie Hagen and talk about everything from what its like when celebrities tip, having friends that nickel and dime you when you go out, being a shitty server and much more! Hope you like, follow and subscribe!! Emilie is a comedian, influencer and color enthusiast! E…

In Episode 11 I sit down with my friend and fellow comedian and podcaster Lou Kang! We talk about what it was like working at Hooters, the fact that they sold hotdogs, Earning year pins at restaurants, what its like serving celebrities like Jenette McCurdy and much more! Hope you like, follow and subscribe! Lou Kang is a comedian, podcaster, stream…

Episode 10 is a knee slapper! I sit down with my friend and fellow comedian JT Tomlinson and we talk about what its like to spill drinks on guests, how to tip appropriately, how the Kitchen of an Olive Garden runs and much more! Hope you like, follow and subscribe!! JT is a comedian based out of Los Angeles! He is the co-host of the Happy Thoughts …

We are BACK with Ep. 9 and its a banger!! I sit down with my friend and fellow comedian Adam Cagley! We talk about working while hungover, what to do when a Nazi, A Hipster and a Racist all drink craft beer, and a ton more! Hope you Like, Follow & Subscribe!! WARNING: We also exchange stories of cracking heads open incase you get queasy! Adam Cagle…

Episode 8 is a douse! I sit down with my very good friend and fellow Hell of All Restaurants employee Evan Hendersen. We talk about the start of our friendship at the worst place on earth, breaking gender norms in relationships, showing up an hour early for job interviews and much much more! Hope you like, follow and subscribe! Evan Hendersen is an…

In Episode 7 I sit down with fellow comedian and my friend Cj Price and dish about old people, how COVID ruined everything, what kind of beers women drink, going through 10 jobs in a year and how people suck. Hope you like, follow and subscribe! Cj Price is a stand up comic and host of Boom Mic Comedy on Mondays @7pm @ Boomtown Brewery. Be sure to …

In Episode 6 I hang with my fellow SQUAD member as well as my fellow co worker Bri Asmar! We discuss what the Swinger life would be like, how restaurant co workers can make some of the best of friends, and how to deal with a sauce slut. We also chat about being kind so take a listen! Hope you like, follow and subscribe! Bri is a competitively skill…

Welcome to Episode 5! In this episode I sit down with fellow comedian, bartender and my friend Pat Colicchio. We get into some deep conversations about tithing, old jobs and when not to touch your wait staff. Hope you like, follow and subscribe! Pat is a stand up comic and co-host of the podcast 'Goin Nowhere Fast' with Vinnie Falcone. Be sure to f…

Welcome to Episode 4-20 The stoned episode! I sit down with comedian, Tik Tok influencer and my friend Dan Vear! We dish about video games, different types of ranch, putting on our server voice and much more all while getting super baked! Enjoy, like and subscribe! Disclaimer: This episode is best listened to stoned. Dan Vear is an L.A. based comed…

Welcome to Episode 3 of Can I Get Some Ranch Podcast! In this episode I chat with an old friend/old co-worker about being Underpaid Therapists, dealing with Football Fans, and understanding who the CP's really are! Please like, follow and subscribe for more!By Heather Winter

Episode 2 is with comedian Chana Carol. We talk about previous jobs, shitty managers and having roaches sit on the cooks shoulder! Chana Carol is an L.A. based but Pittsburgh born comedian! She performs all over L.A. and is the co-host to the podcast "Here's My Dick, Suck It" w/ Heather Winter. Instagram: @chanacarol…

This is the first ever episode of Can I Get Some Ranch Podcast!! In this episode we have special guest Mike Diggs talking to us about what its like to date someone you work with and how to stay chill in stressful environments! Mike also gives us some tips on dining out and how to make it a better experience for both the guest and server! You will h…

What is going on with Britney Spears? This podcast episode tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about what is REALLY going on behind the scenes. Comedian and podcast host Emilie Hagen, @emilieknowseverything, discusses everything Britney Spears on this week’s episode with comedian Tzvi Silberg and guest Brittney Miller, a Britney Spears super fan.…

The podcast is back after a hiatus! This week Emilie tells the tale of the time she got scammed by an "astrologer" in North Hollywood, who told her that the only way she would find great fortune was to find a partner with a "Libra Moon." Reputable astrologer Vudu Venus comes on the show and dispels the inaccurate reading Emilie received by the 65-y…

Emilie Knows Everything podcast occult "expert," Nolan Silverstein, invites two strangers into Emilie's home for a ghost hunt: Linda the Ghost Hunter and Zachariah the Witch. They talk about the time Emilie was a mini cult leader of a frat house in Buffalo, Hollywood ghost hauntings and getting raped by European ghosts. Will Emilie's two bedroom ap…

For years, Emilie has been inviting "spiritual types," into her home and accepting "vibes" as payment for rent. Emilie recalls some of these new agey scams with her cousin/roommate Bo and dear friend Ziyang Wang also known as "Lucia." The three of them simply can't afford the spirituality packages they are being sold in West Hollywood and are strug…

Red carpet host, podcaster and producer Diana Espir joins Emilie to talk about her time as a red carpet reporter. Emilie's old hosting partner, Sky Bliss, stumbles onto the show mid episode after downing a cheap bottle of wine in her closet. Sky and Emilie share the story of the time Sky's cheeky British humor got him and Emilie banned from the red…

Emilie sits down with sports journalist, Dave Schmulenson, better known as "The Schmo." He comes in hot, grilling her on her terrible fitness habits & encouraging her to work out that loose skin of hers! Emilie's brother, Andy Hagen, the resident conspiracy theorist joins them to ask The Schmo if the conspiracies he believes are true. Does the Schm…

Ryland Adams, Youtuber, internet personality and 2018 "Vlogger of the Year," visits Emilie and the two reminisce about their journeys in Hollywood.By Emilie Hagen

This week Emilie learns all about treasure hunting from "expert" Nolan Silverstein, a spectator in the "The Miscovich Emeralds Hoax." Nolan, a comedian, musician and producer, recounts the story of when he moved to Key West to live with a group of treasure hunters who claimed to have billions of dollars worth of emeralds.…

Emilie is poor and decides to get a job trimming weed. Her mom makes her quit because she believes Emilie is working for Pablo Escobar. Comedians Stoner Rob and Theo Manhattan join Tristan Starchild for this special 4/20 episode. Ryan Walker, owner of Trade Craft Farms and her old boss (for a day) comes to the show bearing gifts (Stick E Vapes, Tra…

On the quest to find a Los Angeles dentist, Emilie stumbles upon a dentist in Glendale who tells her she has seven cavities. Feeling a bit skeptical, she heads to Yelp and finds some sketchy reviews. Before letting the Glendale dentist drill into her teeth, she invites Dentist Brady Smith onto the show to review her X-Rays on air and give her a sec…

Emilie visits Brooklyn, NY and gets Airbnb catfished. She vlogs the entire experience, posts it on Instagram and later finds out that the Airbnb host saw it and leaves her a negative visitor review. Comedian Allison Wruk, Australian breakfast radio host David "Luttsy" Lutteral of Nova 106.9 and stand-up comedian Amos Gil of hit107 guest on this epi…

Emilie interviews a man who had a relationship with a dolphin in the 1970s, author, journalist and zoophile, Malcolm Brenner. Also on this episode: Comedians Allison Wruk, Mark Stevens and Andy Hagen.By Emilie Hagen

Emilie is in an emotional state and debates going to therapy. Instead, she invites four "bros" to the show- comedians Faysal Lawerence, Eli Halpern and Michael Neumeyer, to get drunk and ask them about their feelings. Comedian Jamie Kennedy comes on the show to "expert" on human emotions but ends up becoming Emilie's therapist. Since Emilie is so o…

With the Royal Wedding approaching on May 19th, Emilie invites comedians Allison Wruk, Michael Kopelow and Andy Hagen to the World Famous Comedy Store for a special episode. They discuss everything they know about the Royal Family which turns out to be absolutely nothing. Emilie reaches out to two British comedians from the Manchester-based podcast…

Emilie DM's rapper Froggy Fresh (originally Krispy Kreme) to find out what he's up to after releasing a video on YouTube announcing his retirement from the Froggy Fresh project. Comedians Allison Wruk and Josh Potter join her to talk about Froggy Fresh's transition from a rapper to a soul singer. Froggy Fresh calls Emilie at the end of the episode …

Emilie talks about her time as a professional wing girl for JT Tran or "The Asian Playboy," the world's #1 dating coach for Asian men. She interviews JT with guest host Allison Wruk and invites Andy Hagen and Michael Kopelow on the show to to talk about "negging." (Negging: Typically disguised as a backhanded compliment, negging is a pick-up tactic…

Emilie gets aggressively thrown out of a "club" in the Pacific Palisades for taking a Snapchat when the song "It Ain't Safe" came on because LA Clipper's player, Deandre Johnson/Jonas/ Jordan? was in the background. Comedians Faysal Lawrence and Allison Wurk join her at the World Famous Comedy Store to discuss the pros and cons of nightclubs, how N…

Emilie hops on the bandwagon this week and dumps all her money into cryptocurrency. Comedians Josh Potter and Steven Randolph join her at the World Famous Comedy store to talk about the crypto craze. Later, Emilie interviews early Bitcoin investor Mahbod Moghadam, the co-founder of Everipedia, the blockchain version of Wikipedia, who justifies her …

Emilie unexpectedly finds herself in Minnesota for an entire month and meets "Sir Mikings," a recently inducted member of the "VWO," the "Vikings World Order," a raging cult of NFL fans whose existence is everything Minnesota Vikings. When she finally returns to LA, she invites comedians Tim Brehmer, Kyle Henson and Jimmy Hatt to the show to discus…

Emilie goes home to Buffalo and ends up working the County Fair. On the first day, she meets Kris Kringle, a local mall Santa, who teaches her the Santa Claus game. Comedians Ryan Henry and Ryan Fay, AKA "The Ryans," co-host this episode and take opposing stances on Santa's intentions.By Emilie Hagen

Emilie invites the Anonymous Friend and Bo to The Vampire Lounge in Beverly Hills. A strange encounter with a man named "Grimothy" leads the three of them to believe they've fallen down the rabbit hole. Later, Emilie welcomes occult expert Nolan Silverstein to the show, to reveal the truth behind Hollywood's underground vampire scene.…

Emilie gets kicked out of a party at 1600 Vine because her friend didn't have enough followers. Emilie and Bo call Erik Vidal, the pioneer of an internet company in the late 90s/resident of 1600 Vine and he explains the "evolution of celebrity" and why kids at 1600 Vine act the way they do. Check out his 20-year old thesis predicting the current st…

Emilie joins the circus for a day as 2010 Katy Perry and befriend's her coworker, the world's #1 Justin Bieber impersonator. Co-host Brian, Third-Wheel Bo, and spiritual guru, Tristan Starchild, dissect the event. At the end of the episode, Emilie interviews Fake Biebs and he reveals who paid for his tattoos... all $11,000 of them.…