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Bonjour and welcome to Fiction after Lunch! Get ready to cringe and laugh as we will take you on a journey through our childhood fanfictions and original stories. So, grab your popcorn, prepare to face some literary disasters, and join us on this wild ride. Get ready for laughs, unfinished stories, and a whole lot of fun. Stay tuned for a special surprise—a book compiling the first season's content is in the works! Disclaimer: Any similarities to real or fictional individuals are purely coin ...
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Beatrice Ashe has a quiet life as an assistant at the Woodbine Agency, a small detective firm in the east end of Toronto. But things change for her quickly when she is brutally attacked and left near death. Now, her boss Grace Hawthorne has a choice to make: Let Bea die... or give her a second chance. A second chance that brings Bea into a new world of shadow. Woodbine is a show about monsters, mysteries, new beginnings, and new bodies. What would you do if you found yourself in a world you ...
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BONUS PART 1 - How does Icecream someone know someone?
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Sam and Beta wrote a story together. It gets spicy here! Veeeeery spicy! ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a coffee after lunch: Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/fictionafterlunch For additional content like bonu…
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You can only run for so long. At some point, you have to face your problems head on. Usually, you'd do this in therapy, but Grace is tired of platitudes and obfuscations and questions. She wants answers and there's only one person who can give them to her. But that means no more running, no more avoiding, no more looking away. You have to face your…
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Sometimes you have to turn to an old friend for some help. The life experience that comes with age can give a lot of insight into all kinds of situations. And when that person is ageless? Well, then you can expect some truly sage advice. For Grace and Bea, Lennox's shadow grows ever longer, Hollis continues to insert themselves wherever they want, …
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Our new favorite characters get closer and Beta makes Sam and Mindy happy with her writing. TW: Beautiful writing :* ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a coffee after lunch: Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/fictionafterlunch…
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The past will always find its way back to you, whether it is the distant or the recent. It comes back with claws, ready to pull you into its embrace. You can't escape the violence that made you. It will always find a way to hook itself into your skin, burrow under, and then wait until you think you're safe. The past Grace has been running from is c…
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Oh boy, it's time for a super fun bar crawl with the team! Obviously this is some sort of delightful work outing, right? In any other capacity, it probably would be. But for Grace, Bea, and Rhys, the party is overshadowed by the case at hand. Hard to get too enthused when you've got a malicious being on your tail, really puts a damper on the evenin…
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Something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. Something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. Wait, didn't I say that? Anyway, something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. And something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. But somet…
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There's getting under someone's skin and then there's taking it. Grace and Bea are tasked with finding the missing skin of a client who just wants to be whole again... in more ways than one. Turns out the issues run a lot deeper than a simple lost layer and are complicated in ways neither of them expected. Hope you came prepared to yearn, because e…
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Beta wrote a beautiful story. ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a coffee after lunch: Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/fictionafterlunch For additional content like bonus episodes, outtakes, earlier access to new epi…
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The worst kind of joke is not one where no one laughs, but one where the joke-teller takes a violent, unyielding umbrage with your lack of mirth. The joke is on Grace when a not-so-funny artefact goes missing and someone from her past makes a sudden return. It's really no laughing matter though when Lennox reappears, leaving her with more questions…
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A family torn apart by past hurts. A search for an estranged mother. A mothman standing in your office, staring at your lamp. Bea still struggles with her new diet, Rhys finds out there's more to the job than paperwork, and Grace begins to regret the gaps in the agency's onboarding procedures. CONTENT WARNING: blood (mentioned) Featuring the voices…
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Grace takes Bea straight into the deep end with her first case: A boogeyman is missing a very key part of something important to him. It plays the music of the night, giving him a sense of peace, covering up the sounds of the world... He just wants his groove back, is all. Plus, it's time to hire a new assistant, and there's a single standout in a …
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Beatrice Ashe is having an incredibly average day, up until the part where she is brutally stabbed to death. Well, near death. Some people have bosses who meddle in their work, some have bosses who are little too quick to act, and some have bosses who will bring you back from the precipice of annihilation by turning you into a vampire. Now, Bea has…
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BONUS - For legal reasons: THIS IS A JOKE!
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Sam and Mindy write another story together. This time, we are back in school. And we don't like school. In this universe. TW: Sam is busy and sad ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a coffee after lunch: Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/fictionafterlunch…
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Beatrice Ashe is living a quiet life as an assistant at the Woodbine Agency, a small detective firm in the east end of Toronto. Things change for her very quickly though when she is brutally attacked and left near death. Now, her boss Grace Hawthorne has a choice to make: Let Bea die or... give her a second chance. A second chance that comes with a…
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BONUS - Give me your MONAY or I will make an EXPLOSION!
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Sam and Mindy are reunited again and play a writing game. Do you think this story part will be canon? TW: Very bad english, lot of laughter :D ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a coffee after lunch: Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/fictionafterlunch…
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Our biggest fan wrote a story and we meet Mindys favorite character! Enjoy! ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a coffee after lunch: Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/fictionafterlunch For additional content like bonus episo…
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S2EP33 PART 1 - How we became SOPHISTICATED
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Our biggest fan wrote a story! Enjoy! ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a coffee after lunch: Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/fictionafterlunch For additional content like bonus episodes, outtakes, earlier access to new epi…
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We figure out why Paula passed out. And misunderstandings happen. Again! Enjoy! ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a coffee after lunch: Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/fictionafterlunch For additional content like bonus episo…
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We read about Mindys adventure in the chocolate FABRIC. Sam and Niona are not happy with grammar. ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a coffee after lunch: Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/fictionafterlunch For additional content li…
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Mindy outs herself. Sam and Niona reconsider their friendship. ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a coffee after lunch: Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/fictionafterlunch For additional content like bonus episodes, outtakes, earlier …
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As the title says. ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a coffee after lunch: Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/fictionafterlunch For additional content like bonus episodes, outtakes, earlier access to new episodes, and more become a Patr…
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Old!Mindy wrote a chapter. She did a job. There sure were words in this chapter. Yep, and Mindy wrote it. Please, vote down below, if you want Mindy to "go out of the country". Niona and Sam were also in this episode. TW: implied sexual content questionmark ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can…
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S2EP26 - There is only ONE matress? (NO CLICKBAIT)
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Find out why Mindy is sleeping on a matress on the floor. And what thoughts are in Trudy's head? Can't be good ones. TW: (the english is exceptionally bad in this one) ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a coffee after lunch: Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/fictiona…
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Together with Niona, we continue to read the chapter written by Old!Sam. Sam doesn't hate that one. Also Martin and Kurt are back. TW: mentions of violence, illness and death (If you need us to warn for something specific feel free to let us know.) ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a…
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In this episode we meet surprise characters and old characters and new characters and we do not meet Trudy :) TW: Pills, Depression, Mention of murder ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a coffee after lunch: Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/fictionafterlunch…
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Niona is back and so are new chapters written by Old!Sam. In this chapter, Mindy's class visits a chocolate factory. We meet new and old characters from both seasons. TW: Blood ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a coffee after lunch: Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/f…
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Last bonus chapter from Teeni!Mindy. Sam wrote an end for the story because she was sad. Now everyone is sad :(. But someone is finally free and happy! And we have a surprise guest! ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a coffee after lunch: Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.c…
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It starts at around 18min. We are sorry! Next time, the audio will be better again! ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a coffee after lunch: Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/fictionafterlunch For additional content like bonus episodes, outtakes, e…
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We are having fun with speaking french. Nothing of Importance happens in this chapter. DAM shows her study skills. This nightmare is not over. TW: French ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a coffee after lunch: Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/fictionafterlunch…
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The girls are fighting. Everyone was harmed in the making of this episode, for fish's sake! Our eyes are reflecting a light red glittering. TW: Violence. Extraordinarily bad English. ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a coffee after lunch: Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/…
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A story written by Teeny!Mindy "Go away. This story sucks." -Sam, 2023 "Insanity? Yes, of course." -Meck, 2023 TW: Mentions of murder and abuse, voice acting ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a coffee after lunch: Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/fictionafterlunch…
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BONUS EP3 - Quark??? The sound that ducks make?
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Mindy is Minty, Sam is terrified of this next chapter and Meck is not Sam. The main characters of the episode are bathing. It's still kinda problematic. We talk more about the unalived parents. Stylistic devices were used. CW: bathing, unaliving ------------------------------------------ If you would like to support the Podcast, you can buy us a co…
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BONUS EP2 - How to become an INDEPENDENT WOMAN?
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Step 1: become an orphan Step 2: be independant. Mindy, Meck and Sam continue to read teenage angst. We learn more spelling rules and also some Mindy funfacts. And Red Flags. Pay attention, there will be a surprise test at some point and enjoy this new episode of CancelAfterLunch. TW: Abuse, teenage angst, questionable opinions of a thirteen year o…
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In this story we meet a girl of unknown age who stumbles upon a horrible crime scene. Is the blood justified? Are Meck and Sam absolutely horrified? Are we getting more Snacks later? Another story by Mini!Mindy but she is a little less Mini and more Teenage-Angst. TW: Blood, violence, trauma, abuse ------------------------------------------ If you …
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BONUS - Introducing Acephale: Horror Fiction
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This Halloween, we'd like to introduce you to another show distributed by Realm. Acephale: Horror Fiction is a collection of stories of cosmic and existential horror. Written and performed by Jeffrey Walker. In this episode, a graphic designer seeks fulfillment in life. But his search reveals something that he never wished to find. Learn more about…
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