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Surreal Humour from Sam Langley. If you like your Absurdist Comedy served piping cold by a tired, dishevelled English man then look no further. 'It's really weird' says made up woman to made up man and he says 'Yes it's a bit like Tim and Eric on acid or Vic and Bob on acid or The Mighty Boosh on Acid or I think you should leave with Tim Robinson on acid'.
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2 Identical turds drop from the brain-anus. On closer inspection, one is large and sloppy and the other is small and firm. They both stink and are best avoided by sensible persons who would rather listen to podcast about patio or would rather scrub patio whilst listening to podcast about patio. To 'hear' part 2 go to www.patreon.com/Fuggcast…
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This episode is a strong jet off piss, washing away any remaining listeners. WARNING: It's a bit smuttier than usual, and a lot looser. If you like your Absurdist Comedy to be clean and tight then look elsewhere. To hear more weird surreal bollocks listen to part 2 by visiting fuggwodge.com and becoming a Premium Premier Member. P.S There are some …
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When 4 short, tubby lads from Liverpool, started playing really fast rock and roll music on instruments made from an assortment of vegetables. When 4 friends with underbites and medieval haircuts called themselves 'Beatles'. When Chris, Flumbo, Michael and Quin and the 17 invisibeatles. It's just a bit of fun guys. You know that by now. A dishevell…
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What do you think of when I say the words: Ant and Dec? Do you think of that ant you saw last December? Do you imagine the actor Anthony Head's disembodied head floating around an empty aircraft hangar? Or does something completely unrelated come to mind? Like a a disembodied hand floating around an empty aircraft hangar. In this latest epis (episo…
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'It must be Groak' Is the new album by Sam Langley (me). It's a real piece of work and is quite good to listen to if you like 15 second songs about Steven Spielboy, Blue sauce, Red sauce, Anthony Head, Head Chef Andy Head, Tom Cruz and Medieval haircuts. 25 years in the making, this is a collection of deeply personal 'songs' that will make you cry …
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Bigger, better and boasting a host that does boast about the size of his new showpiece: A golden Anthony Head statue. It's so beautiful and it's eyes seem to follow you around the room and of the door, all the way to the wholefood shop and you say 'Help, I'm being followed by these golden eyes!' But the weedy guy behind the till just makes a deflat…
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Have you guessed? No, there is no made up guest for this weak watered down epi-dose of absurdist comedy. 'That's fine with me mate' you whisper. 'The made up guests are the weakest part of the show' and I agree, nodding my grey rubber head and making a deflating sound like a burst rubber head. However...this is a premium edition of Fuggcast and fea…
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The 20th Episode of Fuggcast is long, thin and smells like runny brie, just like my withered leg. You remember that pub in Exmoor? The withered leg? The barman looked like an old cobblers puppet. Gorgeous shiny hair, skin like varnished oak but there was something creepy about him. Why did he disappear behind a partition to pour our drinks? Why did…
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What would you do if you had a million ideas? Would you lay on the floor convulsing or would you channel those ideas into a premium quality podcast? RIFF RAFF BE WARNED This episode of Fuggcast is not for the likes of you! I'm trying to attract a new audience member. One with a nice plum coloured shirt a pronounced underbite and a shock of white pu…
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'Hiya love it's me Steven Nevets' Says he. In this latest episode of blank space blank blank return space, Sam returns to his roost and lays a Goldblum egg. What's the likelihood that you would recommend Fuggcast to a taller friend or colleague? There are other podcasts out there but not many presented by a shuffling, stuttering shambles. In real l…
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MAN: 'The longer the better right?' DIFFERENT MAN: 'Right!' This latest episode of Fuggcast features 26 minutes and 13 seconds of pure quality but pure quality what? What do you/I mean? What kind of qualities are you looking for in a perfect partner? Thick rubbery neck? Tick. Thick rubbery tie? Tick. Thick rubbery sentences that spring from a perfe…
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More tedious nonsense from the self-proclaimed 'Podcast King'. With a new expression on his big fleshy face, Sam returns with a new look. Nothing new to hear here though, just more self-conscious wittering. There isn't an interview with Russel Brand but if there were, it would be long, meandering and peppered with his catchphrase 'Well alrighty the…
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There are 2 holes, hole A and hole B. Hole A emits foul odours whilst hole B releases noxious gas. Butthole don a minute... A hole isn't a hole or is it? Why am you wasting my/your semi-precious life force on this nonsense? In this premium grade episode of Fuggcast, Sam lifts the lid and sits down for a nice relaxing sh1p. The water-closet is a saf…
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Series 2 opens it's short fat legs to reveal a blank space. You feel short and fat changed. On another occasion, you're sitting in your homemade bunker, when you hear the news that Jay Bell has dyed his hair the exact same colour as the interior of your homemade bunker (eggshell). It's another truck load of desiccated fox manure with each dainty wh…
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In the latest episode, Sam raises one of his yellow eyebrows 2mm, lifts his spoon 3mm and turns his turnip head 3mm to the west. This week's show is live from Anriston village hall (It's not) and 3 different versions of Paul McCartney drop by for a chat (They don't). 80's McCartney arrives wearing his trademark silver spacesuit, riding a silver tri…
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What do cephalopods, rich tea biscuits and Chesney from Gladiators all have in common? What is the opposite of 'OV'? These are good questions but in this episode, we will be asking better ones. When will Matt finish? What is up? How is it hanging? Who played Russ in 'Speech Hammer'? Featuring an exclusive interview with Paula Paulsfon, some 'proble…
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Putting the tension back into pretension, Sam serves up yet another tepid bowl of semi-nutritious audio slop. Is it a conversation in four parts? There's a new Heart to heart section with Sue Shoefoot, 'Release the Gas' with Tarn Fastwater and Father Eisenmass drops by with a big bag of pens. It's an Absurdist Comedy podcast John and let's hope tha…
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Absurdist comedy podcast with the sperm eels. Sam is wearing his new 'Michael' costume back to front but you won't notice because you can't actually 'see' him. He is there, but where is there? There's a faint paisley border around this episode and bee logo in the top right corner. Still at 'CUBE' but not for much longer. There's Eissenmass chat and…
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Opposite of dog, opposite of cat. Sam's wearing his baseball cat T-Shirt and little else. There's an interview with Esron Rewimner in the Winter room and Spider shoe makes an unwelcome appearance. It's Part 2 in the Cube trilogy and is a little bit better than the first but by no means as good as next weeks episode. visit www.Fuggwodge.com for more…
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The first of 3 special episodes commissioned by Cube Microplex in Bristol to celebrate their reopening. Recorded un-live in Cube, (but not really). Sam chats to the semi-fictional, rotting Co-flounder of Cube, Bendrian Half Water about how he and others. There's grey noise, grey pleated trousers and some leftover scrambled egg that's also a bit gre…
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In a surprise turn of events, Sam turns the tables and then turns them back again. Your sister drops by for a sandwich and a bit of how's your father. Meanwhile, Wes is up to his digital armpits in spam. If you don't like this episode, that's fine, there'll be another one out soon but I warn you, it will be very similar. If you do like this podcast…
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It takes a while to get into a new podcast. Quite often they're hosted by 2 annoying American men and involve a lot of smug in-jokes. In this episode, Sam digs about in his attic and unearths some interesting items including a signed photo of Jaques McCorzack, a roll of fibreglass and signed line drawing of Phoebe Holmes.…
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It's episode 5 buddy! Woo! Yeah! We made it! Alright! Come on! Dane Jooey Dench makes a brief appearance as does Stuart Moordit and marketing expert Randry Azmarazav. There's warm rock, tepid folk and cold quiche for afters. www.fuggwodge.com
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