So long and thanks for all the shoes! Show is being rebranded and moved. FGLC shows will always be available to listen in the archive.

People are the worst as proven by this woman calling and demanding a cake at 9 o'clock at night for the next morning. I talk punk rock with the retirement of NOFX, and BEWARE those crazy eclipse watching people!

A little recap of the Roadhouse show I did with the Nerds and some driving statistics to scare you into putting that fucking phone down. Everyone have a safe weekend!

Jsut a quick little reminder of the upcoming show with Nerds Talking the podcast about Roadhouse on Friday. DO NOT MISS IT! Also, thanks to Johnny at Studio 5 in Austin for providing me with a stellar background to my mediocre voice.

The Biden admin does the unthinkable and makes the resurrection all about dudes dressing as women. The end is nigh, my friends.

With the assistance of ai, I rewrite Roadhouse. It's basically the same story, except with more sodomy. Episode dedicated to my best pal Frankie, my beautiful black panther who passed away this week. Hug and kiss your kitties; you only get them for so long.

Google's new AI makes a giant boo-boo and rewrites white history; I talk about the most awful thing I have heard in a long time: a giant influx of men being allowed to just move on over to the women's prison. (They even have condom dispensers for these "trans-women") Sickening.

Being the dedicated journalist I am, your boy Joey takes a spin with a mechanical penis pump. Also: Transgender causes trouble in the locker room at my gym, Planet fitness.

I give you my thoughts on the new release of Road House starring Jake Gyllenhaal. Also: Bonus live recording of a new acoustic song I wrote called "Dinner at Road House"

Because I'm too busy chasing rainbows in a very mentally stable state, I played one of my favorite episodes. Enjoy.

It's rainbows and butterflies in Valentine land!

I spent a lot of time making this for YouTube, only to have it be completely rejected for copyright violation. So I'm going to see if good old Spotify will let me show it to the world. This is my review of 1982's "Basket Case" a comedy horror. Enjoy!

I talk about being fat and famous. Guess which on I am...

Madonna is old and irrelevant, forgive her for having a lapse in judgement; Golf takes a stand against transgender people (FINALLY) and I talk about some old school racism against Tiger Woods.

Look, this is a political episode and I don't blame you if you skip it. Remember, we are all entitled to our opinions and beliefs, and just because someone thinks a certain way does not mean we have to be assholes to each other or cancel each other or even not be friends. We all think we're right. Some of use just really are. I love you all. JV…

Blah blah blah just get to when you got cornholed.

I'm not ashamed, and at times I had fun. Did I learn anything? Yes. How to be a better criminal. I'm kidding. Join me as I reminisce.

Biden and Trump visit the border, Biden talks about climate change; Google in hot water over biased and racist views. Also: I am a racist because Google said so.

Egyptian/African-American cop in Chicago forced to keep his status as "Caucasian" even though he is clearly not; Harvard professor finds in study that white people are shot by the police more than blacks, and his life gets threatened. Of course.

Wait a cotton-picking minute you racist son of a bitch! You better stop saying these things (yeah like 200 fucking years ago because no one is offended.) Join me as I finish up last weeks article full of newfound white guilt.

Who knew that the everyday stuff we say and have said since we were children could have such racist roots? Well, I'll be the judge of that as we dive into the first half of these supposed "racist names". Sounds like the work of the Chinese...

It's all there in the title! Your top ten favorites! And I talk about Aunt Jemima! A lot!

I delve into what makes people feel so entitled. And I actually take a serious look into how obese people are sort of discriminated against in the medical industry.

Once again I rant about fat people, because I'm not done yet. It's not you, it's me and my self-loathing.

I talk about Valentine's Day but eventually go on a tirade about fat people.

I talk about the super bowl! Sorta. And then I break down some lyrics to one of my favorite songs that I wrote about Lafayette being gay.

I don't always have time for the podcast, but I know people who do.

A master in her field, Amy Reiley stops by and graces us with her time to talk about how food changes the way we feel sexually and emotionally. From Amy: How did I get here? In 2004, I became the second American to earn a Master of Arts (MA) in Gastronomy awarded by France’s culinary temple, Le Cordon Bleu. While at Cordon Bleu, I rose to prominenc…

I have got to learn to manage my time better! Pop in for a quick episode of me babbling but letting YOU know about my awesome upcoming guest this Wedensday.

Will I ever finish this article? Also I talk about Valentine's day and how stupid it is.

I bitch about the matchup about to happen un the Super Bowl, and then attempt to finish up the untruths about America that I've been talking about. I don't.

Let's continue our journey of Capitalism and gluttony as we talk about all things America in part 2!

What do people outside of America think of us? Well, we would have found out if I hadn't babbled for so long. I'll wrap it up on Friday. Hope to see you there.

I ran across a very interesting article that contained some absolutely horrifying stories about sex with big dicks. Enjoy! Also, we talk about every racist city name in America that still exists!

In a rant I needed to get off my chest, I don't even bother setting up the good microphone and just rant into my laptop about how much I loathe the Cowboys organization right now. I'm done and you should be too.

My good pals from Nerds Talking the podcast stop by and we sit down to talk about Will Smith, selling your poop, and a whole bunch of other family friendly subjects that Fat Guy is well known for.

Well who knew that there was an honest to God company, (several actually) that will pay you to take a dump and send it to them in a box? Me, that's who. Also, white boy sets internet on fire with his last name. Hint: Black folk don't let white folk say it.

I talk about my loved ones, and give helpful advice on being a better friend, and overall, a better person. Then I talk about Will Smith taking it in the butt.

So here it is! All the porn your warped little mind can handle! I'm a one trick pony. I did have a blast making this episode, so I hope you all get a good laugh.

I got ahold of some crazy awesome statistics about porn and we're gonna talk about 'em. Part 2 will release later in the day.

What a week! I talk a little about what's been keeping me busy and then we listen to an old favorite of mine.

Celebrity fog-breather Grant Harris takes time out of his busy schedule scaring small children to stop by the studio and have a chat, but before that I pay homage to my favorite UFC fighter/porn star/father of a mass shooter "Dick Delaware".

After ten minutes of blowing farts with my armpit, I show some videos of Canada's next serial killer that I found on YouTube, and then find out if I'm a porn addict. Spoiler: I'm not. But you might be!

You think I talked about butt stuff before? Well, I did. So, I'm going to do it some more. This week we talk about a tuba player who kicked some major ass; An OnlyFans model who is literally putting her tang in a soon to be released beer; The study of how many people a year get things stuck in their asses, what those things are, and how the study c…

I mean, I meant to have a point to this episode, but I ended up ranting about fat people and their perceived "fatphobia". Also, a man is found not guilty of killing a woman with his penis.

Enjoy a new episode of maniacal laughter as I tease my audience about quitting the show. SPOILER: I never will.

I'll be transitioning into a new format for the show and changing the name, but not before I make fun of transgender people and list off 62 hilarious porno movie names.

A great retelling of a classic story, followed by another one equally as embarrassing. I would love to tell you these stories weren't true, but the truth is I probably undersell it. Welcome to the new format: Monday only extended show.

I become the Tom Brady of podcasting as I come out retirement as fast as I went in. So, grab some popcorn and let me tell you about the time I deuced my pants on a bicycle ride to work.

Look, I know what I do is sometimes pretty low brow, but it's for laughs, and it's ONLY for adults. Which is why it makes me so angry that certain books are being allowed to be read by our very young children without parent's consent. You probably didn't even know, and that's why I'm gonna show you. Yes, I do a show that often involves some pretty …