Best Gastor Almonte Podcasts (2024)

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Ep. 194 - Orange soda dreams 52:17

1d ago52:17

52:17

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC finally discovering trash cans with lids, banned chemical in our citrus soda and the international flight that turned around because of food poisoning. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Col…

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S4E12: Layoff Girlies with Yowei Shaw (formerly of NPR's "Invisibilia") 1:06:42

4d ago1:06:42

1:06:42

Yowei Shaw DRIVES ALL THE WAY UP FROM PHILLY to hang with the Asian Friends and perform a custom, NPR-style intro to the podcast. Then she discusses her new podcast "Proxy" and her experiences as an layoff girlie. C O M E S E E U S L I V E https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hack-city-comedy-with-mic-nguyen-and-jenny-arimoto-tickets-914169043217 F O L L O…

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Bonus EP - Ant of Bee 32:06

5d ago32:06

32:06

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about virgin birth by a boa constrictor, drugs hidden inside of Taco Bell food, and ants amputate their own Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyPr…

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Ep. 193 - America's Birthday 47:58

8d ago47:58

47:58

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about raw dogging flights, happy people in Finland, and living skin on robots Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProducti…

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Bonus EP - Video Game Beef 42:01

11d ago42:01

42:01

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a gamer flying to Florida to attack another gamer, police in Alaska saving a moose, and George Santos trying his best. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Insta…

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Ep. 192 - NASA owes me 58:37

15d ago58:37

58:37

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a poop protest in France, more elephant attacks, and NASA on the hook for the damage caused by space debris to a local home. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyp…

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S4E11: Superiority Complexes with Melody Cheng (Asian Boss Girl) 1:30:38

18d ago1:30:38

1:30:38

In the the crossover event you didn't think you needed, Melody Cheng of the Asian Boss Girl MEDIA EMPIRE stops by to discuss why California Asians think they're better, Melody's move to NYC, and why oversharing makes for great content. C O M E S E E U S L I V E https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hack-city-comedy-with-mic-nguyen-and-jenny-arimoto-tickets-…

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Bonus EP - Rap Cover Painting 56:23

18d ago56:23

56:23

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how a Facebook post ruined a family's vacation, how often we should do laundry, and Elon Musk demanding money back from people he fired. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions T…

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Ep. 191 - Tons of Twins 42:19

22d ago42:19

42:19

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about contaminated bottled water, a large group of twins graduating from the same middle school, and elephants using names for each other. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of K…

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Bonus EP - I need a Doctor 50:19

25d ago50:19

50:19

**Check out the latest Version of Gastor's one-man show "The Sugar" at St. Mark's Comedy club on 6/20 Tickets: https://bit.ly/3VvfTAt ** In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mcdnald's losing a trademark battle, a local pool party that went too far, the rise of Dr. Pepper. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twit…

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Ep. 190 - Trash Balloons 1:05:56

29d ago1:05:56

1:05:56

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the pettiness level of a country, potential scary spiders, and the lack of marijuana at Martha's Vineyard. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter…

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S4E10: East Meets East New York w/ Gastor Almonte (War Report Podcast & We Hired a Sitter For This Podcast) 1:15:24

1M ago1:15:24

1:15:24

Gastor drops insane knowledge on the Asian Friends, starting with how to impress your wife. Mic has a very very big announcement and needs a hug. Jenny drops a new version of herself. C O M E S E E U S L I V E https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hack-city-comedy-with-mic-nguyen-and-jenny-arimoto-tickets-914169043217?aff=erelexpmlt F O L L O W U S https://…

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Bonus EP - Spare Mummy Arms 33:12

1M ago33:12

33:12

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk Mayor Eric Adam's fined for rat infestation, broken mummies and an attempt to gather all the Kyles in one place. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMe…

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Ep. 189 - Respect the Slingshot Shooter 1:09:52

1M ago1:09:52

1:09:52

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an 81 year old man and his slingshot, Chuck-e-cheese's band, and the food truck plug. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @Kn…

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Bonus EP - Oreo Attacks 48:19

1M ago48:19

48:19

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Oreo price manipulation, Oreo cravings, and not being able to afford Oreo's. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support thi…

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Ep. 188 - Watch your Pickles 1:11:03

1M ago1:11:03

1:11:03

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Bridezilla wedding request, Diddy's drowning streaming numbers, and the new place that they've been finding microplastics in. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercy…

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S4E9: Baysian Not Baysian with Karen Chee and Dylan Adler 1:05:17

2M ago1:05:17

1:05:17

Dylan and Karen join the show for a podcast double date. Jenny is glad to be back. Mic almost gets arrested for breakdancing. Then the Asian Friends talk about why plates are overrated. C O M E S E E U S L I V E https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hack-city-comedy-with-mic-nguyen-and-jenny-arimoto-tickets-886206927777 F O L L O W U S https://www.instagram…

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Bonus EP - Fast Food Ratatouille 34:59

2M ago34:59

34:59

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about rats at McDonalds, Target lowering prices, and a husband trying to ruin his partner's life. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions …

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Ep. 187 - Walk Away from the Crown 1:01:45

2M ago1:01:45

1:01:45

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC to Dublin Portal, the mess that has become Miss America, and the Open AI lawsuit. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @Kn…

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Introducing The Sympathizer Podcast from HBO 56:21

2M ago56:21

56:21

This week we're bringing you a special feed drop episode of the The Sympathizer Podcast. Enjoy! Back to your regularly scheduled Asian Friends next week! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Bonus EP - Law & Order: LIVE 30:52

2M ago30:52

30:52

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's experience in court, a politician snitching on themself, and how to live inside of a store sign. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMer…

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Ep. 186 - Out of the Zone 50:35

2M ago50:35

50:35

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Panera Bread finally phasing out it's charged lemonade, the death of Starbucks culture, and what it takes to get punched in the face at Subway. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided …

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S4E8: Hate Podcasting with Delia Cai ([formerly of] Vanity Fair) 53:09

2M ago53:09

53:09

Jenny is in Japan. Delia goes on a trip. Then, we discuss Delia's new viral newsletter. C O M E S E E U S L I V E https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hack-city-comedy-with-mic-nguyen-and-jenny-arimoto-tickets-886206927777 F O L L O W U S https://www.instagram.com/asiannotasianpod https://www.instagram.com/nicepantsbro https://www.instagram.com/jennyarimot…

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Bonus EP - Date a Shaq 42:03

2M ago42:03

42:03

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a pet cat shipped to Amazon, how to date a cop, and fast food chains losing staff to Applebee's. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProduct…

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Ep. 185 - The Fall of the 6 53:21

2M ago53:21

53:21

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about last week's great hiphop beef - the Drake vs Kendrick fiasco. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Su…

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Bonus EP - Sour Cookies 40:41

2M ago40:41

40:41

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's recent vacation, drunk driving by accident, and the Oreo merch drop Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support thi…

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Ep. 184 - Pour one out for Lima 55:58

2M ago55:58

55:58

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how to live comfortably in NYC, AI confusion, and a runaway Zebra. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions -…

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S4E7: Big Questions with Ronny Chieng (The Daily Show) 1:07:37

2M ago1:07:37

1:07:37

Fresh off hosting The Daily Show, Ronny makes the trek out to Gowanus to hang with the Asian Friends. Ronny has some questions for Jenny. Mic has one big question for Ronny. C O M E S E E U S L I V E https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hack-city-comedy-with-mic-nguyen-and-jenny-arimoto-tickets-886206927777 F O L L O W U S https://www.instagram.com/asianno…

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Bonus EP - Goose is loose 34:24

2M ago34:24

34:24

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about what pets to never buy your children, and the local geese robbery that nobody is talking about. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProducti…

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Ep. 183 - Brazilian Vacation at Bernie's 1:02:31

3M ago1:02:31

1:02:31

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about trying to get a dead man to sign papers at a bank, dangerous rat urine, and letting a friend win a race in China Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions T…

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Bonus EP - Respect Rat Rights 33:13

3M ago33:13

33:13

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an alternative plan to the rat problem in New York City, and the rise of unlicensed marijuana shops. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyPro…

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Ep. 182 - Sesame Teamsters 55:17

3M ago55:17

55:17

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a museum worker fired for displaying his own art, the racehorse dating apps, and a worker's strike on Sesame Street. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductio…

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S4E6: Parenting During Late Stage Capitalism with Maya Deshmukh (The Other Two, AzN POP). 58:19

3M ago58:19

58:19

Jenny is joined by comedian and actress Maya Deshmukh (HBO's "The Other Two, AzN POP) to talk about being a new mom while in the confines of a global economic house fire. C O M E S E E U S L I V E https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hack-city-comedy-with-mic-nguyen-and-jenny-arimoto-tickets-859512183077?aff=erelexpmlt F O L L O W U S https://www.instagram…

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Bonus EP - You've Won! 26:26

3M ago26:26

26:26

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the lack of self-made billionaires, quitting your job to enter sweepstakes contest, and the less than believable story about a phishing scandal involving a UK minister. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided…

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Ep. 181 - Eclipse, Earthquakes, Retrogrades 1:03:08

3M ago1:03:08

1:03:08

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their earthquake and eclipse experience, Gen Z splurging on groceries, and a hospital employee who faked his identity for 35 years. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Kn…

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Bonus EP - Licensed 9 year old 35:54

3M ago35:54

35:54

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about snakes flying home, people leaving Florida, and a child drives himself to school. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Suppor…

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Ep. 180 - 50/50 1:03:37

3M ago1:03:37

1:03:37

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the issues with the Neptunes, Costco membership hustles, and loss of time. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProdu…

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S4E5: Minor Freakouts 57:23

3M ago57:23

57:23

Mic spends the night on the couch. Jenny thinks about forming a cult for the naps. C O M E S E E U S L I V E https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hack-city-comedy-with-mic-nguyen-and-jenny-arimoto-tickets-859512183077?aff=erelexpmlt F O L L O W U S https://www.instagram.com/asiannotasianpod https://www.instagram.com/nicepantsbro https://www.instagram.com/j…

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Bonus EP - Wild Experiments 27:37

3M ago27:37

27:37

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the lack of maple syrup, NFT's being sold at a loss by celebrities, and the revenge of the sperm whales. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMerc…

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Ep. 179 - Sad Day 1:08:20

4M ago1:08:20

1:08:20

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the fall of Diddy, the science behind teenage body odor, and where to get the best banana. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram…

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Bonus EP - Top Shelf Top Sheet 34:29

4M ago34:29

34:29

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a magical cheeseburger, the use of top sheets, and the biggest blueberry ever. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support t…

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BONUS MINI-EPISODE: The Asian Not Asian Game #1 13:52

4M ago13:52

13:52

In this bonus mini-episode, Jenny and Mic play the "Asian Not Asian" game, where they discuss if certain places, things, topics and ideas are Asian or Not Asian. On today's game: The State of the Union Address, the Just For Laugh's comedy festival, and the FX hit "Shogun." Enjoy! C O M E S E E U S L I V E https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hack-city-come…

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Ep. 178 - Watersports trauma 55:16

4M ago55:16

55:16

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a woman stealing $27,000 worth of gas, how to avoid paying speeding camera tickets, and the great new water park opening in Atlanta. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of K…

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S4E4: Getting your Korean Mom High w/ Dae Lim (Sundae School). 1:17:48

4M ago1:17:48

1:17:48

Dae Lim, founder of smokewear company Sundae School joins the Asian Friends to talk about making big moves, leaving consulting and getting your Korean mom high. C O M E S E E U S L I V E https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hack-city-comedy-with-mic-nguyen-and-jenny-arimoto-tickets-859512183077?aff=erelexpmlt F O L L O W U S https://www.instagram.com/asian…

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Bonus EP - Target Demo 41:29

4M ago41:29

41:29

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an electronic vehicle that stopped working mid-drive, the 6-figure HR job that nobody wants because of where it is, and the toughest worms ever. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyprodu…

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Ep. 177 - Late Homework 58:52

4M ago58:52

58:52

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the State of the Union having little effect on the people, our favorite orange chemicals, and blindness caused by phones. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyprod…

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Bonus EP - School Choices 34:43

4M ago34:43

34:43

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's stress dealing with his child's High School admission results. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this pod…

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Ep. 176 - One Law a Day 55:00

4M ago55:00

55:00

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the feral cats of Chicago, the effectiveness of toe-licking as a fundraiser, and how to break the law and get away with it. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercypr…

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S4E3: Live from MOMA PS1 43:51

4M ago43:51

43:51

Mic and Jenny work on their art practice with painter Phillip Gabriel. C O M E S E E U S L I V E https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hack-city-comedy-with-mic-nguyen-and-jenny-arimoto-tickets-814182952127 F O L L O W U S https://www.instagram.com/asiannotasianpod https://www.instagram.com/nicepantsbro https://www.instagram.com/jennyarimoto/ P A T R E O N …

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Bonus EP - No Pivot 32:51

4M ago32:51

32:51

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa's recovery, Wendy's changing course, and how to win a tree tossing contest on the low. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductio…

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