Best Gay T Shirt Podcasts (2024)

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Do You Believe in Mewgic?! 1:24:45

10h ago1:24:45

1:24:45

Calling all birdwatchers! Are you watchin' these birds?!?!? This week, we join forces in the Plus Size Creator's Autonomous Zone against the powers that be: hater ass faggots in the Patreon exit surveys. Once that demon is purged from our spirit, it's down to business as usual. We take Raggedy Chappell to task over her complaints on TikTok about fa…

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Thotline 7.5: Juan Missed Call! 1:12:58

1d ago1:12:58

1:12:58

We're back in the lounge to resolve more critical issues in the Thot Topics Jewniverse! We receive emergency transmissions from our beloved homosexual and female (and STRAIGHT MALE) listeners on matters of life, love, and the pursuit of pussyliciousness. What's on the menu, you ask? We discuss how to stave off BPD attachment tendencies, how to resp…

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Thotline 7: She-Mobile Unlimited! (Preview) 25:11

11d ago25:11

25:11

**PATRONS ONLY** Subscribe now at patreon.com/thottopics. Long time no talk, loca! What's it been giving girlfriend?! This week, we've opened the gilded gates of the Thot Topics Golfing Greens and Garden for the unwashed masses to speak directly to the girls. That's right bitch: for the first time since December, it's time for EVERYONE to get in on…

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Deploy All Kamaloids! 1:13:18

14d ago1:13:18

1:13:18

Bruh. BRUHHHHH. I don't know what the fuck is in the water this week but like 20 minutes of this episode somehow deleted itself. Should I kill myself? MAYBE!!! Anyway, MOST of an episode is here and I'm praying things will be back to normal this week lmfao. Here's what we got into: KAMALA 2024, the pressures of talking to teens when you feel like a…

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My Katycat From Hell! 1:25:18

1M ago1:25:18

1:25:18

You've stumbled into the Katy Perry Apologists Anonymous meeting. Please find a seat and be prepared to share your story. Refreshments have been provided and are available on the far wall. May we see your peacock? This week is a really special one. Just honestly what the fuck guys. First, we unpack our fourth of july weekend for all its worth. Thes…

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Goodbye Whorses! 1:10:38

2M ago1:10:38

1:10:38

Na na na na.... na na naaa na... hey, hey, hey... gay priiiiiiiide Strap in (or on!) for the unique and incomparable stylings of THOT TOPICS! This week, we're in rare form to discuss all manner of gay guy bullshit happening on the timeline-- we're really playing the hits on this one. Thank you to all of the brain damaged middle aged homos who contr…

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Wide and Prejudiced! 1:19:12

3M ago1:19:12

1:19:12

Sometimes, the people who laugh the most, cry inside the hardest... they also have the biggest jiggliest boobs. 😥 RT if you cried Welcome to the Thot Topics podcast official Pride Month kickoff where we ask the question on everybody's lips (both sets!): Are YOU proud to be gay? We try our hand at "questions to ask an LGBT panelist", but before we d…

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TV turmoil and Patrick’s son becomes a juggalo 1:17:11

3M ago1:17:11

1:17:11

In this episode we talk second dates who refuse to leave your house, Kara got news that she’s perfect at a cellular level and Patrick’s youngest son becomes a juggalo and we don’t know what to do about it.

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On Second Thot - May 28, 2024 (Preview) 11:42

3M ago11:42

11:42

Has anyone even TOLD you about our new weekly bonus show for paying sisters? ON SECOND THOT is our sexy little aftershow where put our hair in a pony, get cozy, and let the real freak shit fly. Each week, we select our definitive SLAYS OF THE DAY, FREAKS OF THE WEEK, and last but not least, discuss how God tested us over the last seven days. You to…

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Sweat T-Shirt Contest! 1:26:16

3M ago1:26:16

1:26:16

Welcome to the Metropolitan Museum of Ass, Hair, and Titties. We'll kindly accept your donations up front, to support the continued growth of this vital field. We're BACK! And back in the New York GROOVE no less as we take on the many looks of the 2024 MET GALA, the theme of which was something about flowers or something? Hard to remember now girl.…

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Inside the LADSCLUB: A Queer Musical Experience 25:31

3M ago25:31

25:31

Meet Brighton's newest music sensation, the duo LADSCLUB, dubbed as "Pet Shop Boys on acid." In this revealing and fun-filled conversation, Ed and Greg share the origin of their band name, the process of creating their debut album, and how their real-life experiences shape their music. From the struggles of finding an unused band name to the joy of…

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Anyway, Ni Hao! 1:19:28

4M ago1:19:28

1:19:28

Yeah I don't know what the fuck was in the giggle water this week but this is a particularly cracked out episode lmfao WELCUM 2 THE JUNGLE! The girls return to discuss matters of utmost importance with international implications. As we pregame for the Nicki Minaj concert and spread our passports wet 'n' wide for entry to Gag City, we pay ten dollar…

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Guncles and Gaggots! (Preview) 11:42

4M ago11:42

11:42

**PATRONS ONLY** Welcome to the Thot Topics Brewhouse, where children and dogs alike will be killed immediately upon entry. Can we offer you a Michelob Ultra draft? The girls return to the booth for a vital tribunal on all the issues facing a young woman in the world today: SSRIs, feline dental health, immune system support, desktop gaming, marijua…

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R.I.P. Blowjay Simpson! 1:20:55

4M ago1:20:55

1:20:55

The jury finds you in contempt of CUNT! Now it's time to SERVE! Welcome back to central booking at Thot Topics Regional Penitentiary. All fines will be processed to the window on your left, and visitation will be found to your right. Oh, you're here for a conjugal visit? Right this way, ma'am... This week, the girls convene on several matters of ut…

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All Worm and No Play! 1:10:48

5M ago1:10:48

1:10:48

You better worm girl! We're BACK for a lovely special springtime episode. (But really, aren't they ALL special?) This is a girls chat of VITAL importance: we really put our thinking boobs on for this one! We discuss everything on God's Green, from LESBIANS to DUNE 2 to what may be the FINAL DAYS OF THE TIKTOK TOP 50. Do you love the way we work it?…

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Cowboy Cooter! (Preview) 7:34

5M ago7:34

7:34

**PATRONS ONLY** Four goddamn American dollars get you access to full-length bonus episodes AND... new surprises coming soon :) Hold onto your whorses because it's time for another riveting episode of THOT TOPICS! We're back after losing or breaking literally every single piece of recording equipment we owned and are ready to begin a new chapter of…

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Patrick blames Kara for his shopping addiction and Kara’s got a whole new boobie 1:18:24

5M ago1:18:24

1:18:24

In this episode we talk stalking, tumor removal, whatnot and Patrick’s secret marriage

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The Summer I Turned Pussy! 1:15:20

6M ago1:15:20

1:15:20

The block is hot-- and we're about to turn it into the Summer of 69! (If you catch our drift...) Welcome back to the Thot Topics Studios where we are prepared to begin a new chapter of our happy little lives. We begin with a lengthy girly little chitchat about the simple joys of our young sprightly bouncy lives. We also reluctantly check in on the …

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Framing Masculinity: Vincent Keith's Journey in Queer Photography 41:16

6M ago41:16

41:16

Framing Masculinity in Queer Photography In this episode, I interview Vincent Keith, an influential figure in the world of masculine art and the founder of Mascular (https://www.mascularmagazine.com), a quarterly magazine that celebrates masculine art. Vincent opens up about his journey, drawing a vivid picture of his experience as an American born…

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The Skeet Escape! (Preview) 15:51

6M ago15:51

15:51

**PATRONS ONLY** Subscribe to the Patreon at patreon.com/thottopics. Wooohoo... YEEEEEEEEEEhoo!!!!! It's a leap year and you know what that means: there's one more day 'til the rent is due, pookie! Now, PUMP THE BEAT! First, we do a little bit of girly chitchat-- the weather was beautiful and the vibes were ERRATIC to say the least, so there was mu…

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Slut Pop Memphis! 1:25:19

6M ago1:25:19

1:25:19

Hold on to your cloaca, cuz it's gonna be a bumpy ride!! We convene to discuss the state of The Bimbo: is her time finally over? Have the powers of the bimbo fallen into the wrong hands, exploited for her comically large breasts for TikTok cred? WHO can be trusted with the pure heart of the Bimbo... and how many must die... Naturally that's NOT all…

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Megan's Law and Order! 1:37:29

7M ago1:37:29

1:37:29

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially slaynous. In Boystown Chicago, the medicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as Thot Topics. These are their stories. We're back in business-- silly us, we were standing on it the whole time! We use our journalisti…

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Anatomy of a Doll! (Exxxtended Preview) 36:45

7M ago36:45

36:45

**FULL EPISODE FOR PATRONS ONLY** PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICS Polizia! Help! I've been Margot ROBBED! We'd like to thank God, the Academy, and most importantly Dr. Pepper for their unwavering support in the making of this podcast. We simply couldn't have done it without you. We know we're supposed to wrap it up, but we also need to express our gratitude…

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Thot 'N' Cold! (Preview) 7:46

7M ago7:46

7:46

**PATRONS ONLY** BRRR! It's cold in here! Must! be! Thot Topics in the ATmosphere! I SAID BRRRRR!!! Welcome one and all to the Thot Topics Plus-Sized Situation Room where several key talking points simply MUST be discussed for the good of our great nation. First, we circle back on corporate speak in the workplace: can we jump on a call and get crun…

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The Top in the Striped Pajamas! 1:23:51

8M ago1:23:51

1:23:51

LADIES AND GENTLEMEEENNN WELCOME TO GYPSY ROSE NIGHT AT TAO SPONSORED BY CASAMIGOS TEQUILAAAAAAAAA!!!! EVERYBODY THROW SOME MONEY RIGHT NOW EVERYBODY THROW SOME MONEY RIGHT NOW It's time to be a WHORE in twenty twenty FOUR! In our first episode of the new year, we get straight to business. That's right: we're talking about CONDOMS. Is there such a …

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Cockwatchers (UNLOCKED!) 1:39:29

8M ago1:39:29

1:39:29

Non-paying girls... we're taking a Christmas sabbatical to truly give our hearts to the Reason For The Season, but in the meantime, PLEASE enjoy this episode from beyond the paywall... talk to you soon girly! Hey girl, can we circle back? To CRACK!? Calling all micromanagers, office drones, and watercooler sisters-- we are taking it out of the work…

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Pink Friday Gworls! (feat. Zach Langley Chi Chi) [Preview] 8:56

8M ago8:56

8:56

**PATRONS ONLY** FULL AXXXESS AT PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICS These bitches fuck E V E R Y B O D Y We're truly tickled to welcome back the talents of the one and only Zach Langley Chi Chi to the Thot Topics Plus Size Creators Regional Headquarters! We've called an emergency conference to discuss what is perhaps the year's most critical event: the release…

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Thotline 6: She.T. Phone Home! 1:28:06

9M ago1:28:06

1:28:06

It's 10 P.M... do you know where your sistas are? Right here silly! Welcome back to the hotline wing of the Thot Topics Megaplex, where we're convening to settle the nation's most pressing questions. We take voicemails from our beloved listeners-- women and gay guys and all in between-- and do our best to set them on the path to suckcess. And we've…

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A man on a mission to promote PrEP and better sexual health 15:02

8M ago15:02

15:02

Pierre talks to Phil Samba @idiosyncraticxl, a social activist, writer, researcher and HIV prevention advocate. They discuss Phil's journey as a black gay man in London, navigating stereotypes and moving towards self-realisation. Phil is on a mission to democratise access to PrEP (Pre-Exposure Prophylaxis), an HIV prevention drug, and its significa…

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Kara’s got the adhd and Patrick pushes the limits of ejaculation 43:42

9M ago43:42

43:42

This episodes all about Christmas fear. Handmade gifts for all, the regret of that decision and Patrick gets a lesson in how to get a certain something out of his sheets. It’s exactly what you think it is.

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Cockwatchers! (Preview) 8:16

9M ago8:16

8:16

**PATRONS ONLY** THROW AN UNEMPLOYED HO A BONE AT PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICS Hey girl, can we circle back? To CRACK!? Calling all micromanagers, office drones, and watercooler sisters-- we are taking it out of the workplace and into your face this week as we recap Nick's week from hell. The girls wallow in some warm and wet misery, but fear not-- we wo…

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Osama Been Laden! 1:31:55

9M ago1:31:55

1:31:55

More like Tate McGay... more like... Bate... McSlay... Uhhh We're BACK! And we came on this bitch mad as hell... things are changing in the Thot Topics Universe and it's NOT LOOKING GOOD, BITCH! After a little bit of career ranting and general sisterly catch-up, we segue into the hawtest topics of the week. First, we diagnose the Tate McRae situati…

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Splendor in the Ass! (feat. Morgan) [Preview] 11:42

9M ago11:42

11:42

**PATRONS ONLY** JOIN THE CLURB AT PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICS. Pass the cranberry sauce and open wide cuz this ain't your mother's Thanksgiving hoe! We hope you left room for dessert! Oooooooh! We're joined in the house of merry-making by returning guest and sista of the pod Morgan to discuss all things turkeylicious and festive. We recognize it's a li…

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Puerto Freako! 1:15:50

10M ago1:15:50

1:15:50

BEND THAT ASS OVER! LET THAT COOCHIE BREATHE! SHAKE THAT ASS BITCH! HANDS ON YA KNEES! We're back in the booth and better than ever-- as we enjoy some lovely iced cafecitos and prepare for a night out on the town, we turn to the good people at Billboard to take another look at the TikTok Top 50. A LOT has changed since our last check-in on the char…

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Patrick goes to Dollywood and all Kara gets is a used pair of panties 32:42

10M ago32:42

32:42

Patrick and Kara talk used and abused panties, the blues 🎸, why no one listens and why Patrick had to take ALL of his clothes off to see if his panties were on backwards or not ….solving big problems over here

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The Bottom in Me! (Extended Preview) 16:41

10M ago16:41

16:41

**FULL EPISODE AVAIL FOR PATRONS. SORRY, WE MISSED A PAID WEEK AND HAVE TO GIVE THE PAYING GIRLS SUMTHIN. JOIN IN!** One Naysha Lopez, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all... We're back after an accidental week off so we're giving the reins over to the girls at home to decide what absolutely NEEDS to be settled once and for all.…

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Grandma coats a lot and Patrick gets a boyfriend 27:37

10M ago27:37

27:37

In this episode we discuss everything from Brazilian pizza to starting fires with our minds.

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The Israel Housewives Rejewnion! (Preview) 5:21

10M ago5:21

5:21

**PATRONS ONLY** Join the frontline in the 100 Year Idgaf War on Patreon. Bitches must be Jewish cuz they pockets israelite... We must be thinking outside the bun because we're living HaMás! We heard there's a situation in the middle east. Not to worry-- we're on our way. Period. We attempt to explain what's going on in Gaza to the breast of our ab…

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A voyeur in a fold out chair? That should be on a shirt 41:12

11M ago41:12

41:12

Shirt obsession and pronunciation We discuss our million dollar tshirt ideas as well as how to correctly prounce Amyl and the Sniffers.

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Good Girls Go Chad! 1:40:32

11M ago1:40:32

1:40:32

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me." -Deuteronomy 23:1 We tried being good... but sometimes a girl needs to let her hair down and let LOOSE! As a cold lace front sets in on the beautiful city of Chicago, the girls settle in for a fireside chat of cosmic proportions, discussing everything from gym memberships to apa…

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All Scat and No Cattle! (Preview) 10:01

11M ago10:01

10:01

**PATRONS ONLY** Get up in the exclusivest Thot Topicsest Clurb on the planet on Patreon. For $4/month, you get access to every exxxclusive episode! PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICS This week, the girls have smeared coconut baby oil on their breasts to send a powerful message about consent. The message? It's simple: {motorboating noises} We're back to discus…

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Empowering Gay Men in Recovery from Chemsex 27:42

11M ago27:42

27:42

Pierre interviews Ignacio Labayen de Inza, the founder and CEO of Controlling Chemsex, a charity that provides support to individuals affected by chemsex. Ignacio shares his personal journey and the reasons behind starting the charity. They discuss the complexities of chemsex, its impact on the queer community, and the need for awareness and suppor…

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Vasectomies and golden babies 35:10

11M ago35:10

35:10

This episode we talk metallic babydoll heads, Patrick’s vasectomy and how long he didn’t wait to do you know what

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Troy Savants (feat. Sydney) [UNLOCKED!] 1:20:11

11M ago1:20:11

1:20:11

Happy Birthday Sydney! We're unlocking her previously paywalled genius in honor of National Sydney Day and the new Troye Sivan single too... get into the festivities girl! This is the hand that gives... and this is the hand that's taking it... We're back and joined by the honorable Judge Sydney in the courtroom of the mind's eye, AKA the newly expa…

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Don’t Call it a comeback….we’re not sponsored 26:54

11M ago26:54

26:54

Patrick and Kara catch up on revenge, our business endeavors and farting in microwaves….don’t ask.

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Gyal vs. Wild AKA The Girls Go to Rainforest Cafe (Preview) 7:31

11M ago7:31

7:31

**PATRONS ONLY** SUBSCRIBE FOR FULL ACCESS AT PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICS WELCUM 2 THE JUNGLE BABY! To celebrate our 150th freakin' episode, we do a little bit of GORILLA podcasting and bring our white asses to the TRUE Ape Escape: The Rainforest Cafe! Swaddled in the lush acoustics of the jaguars, toucans, chimps and elephants, we do what we do best an…

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Insane Clown Pussy! 1:36:40

11M ago1:36:40

1:36:40

And the Nookie Tight Nookie Clean Award goes to... We're back and wetter than ever! The girls convene at the top of the charts to take the cultural temperature through the top 15 of Billboard's new TikTok Top 50. We share our official stance on Christianity and make am embarrassing admission about Taylor Swift. SkeeYee! Of course that's not all gwo…

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New Millennium Broadz! (feat. Alex Kazemi) [UNLOCKED] 2:20:00

12M ago2:20:00

2:20:00

In honor of our sister Alex Kazemi's pub week, we're unlocking our double-long extra thick and juicy interview for all our divas to enjoy <3 Get your copy of New Millennium Boyz, out tomorrow, Sept. 12 2023! THANK U GOD 4 ALL THIS POD We're joined in the atrium of the Thot Topics Literary Institute & Creative Learning Center by novelist and good-ti…

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New Millennium Broadz! (feat. Alex Kazemi) [Preview] 6:56

12M ago6:56

6:56

**PATRONS ONLY** GET FULL ACCESS AT PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICS THANK U GOD 4 ALL THIS POD We're joined in the atrium of the Thot Topics Literary Institute & Creative Learning Center by novelist and good-time gal ALEX KAZEMI, author of the forthcoming New Millennium Boyz! Lots of spoilers ahead so listen with caution (and with your tits out!) We talk ab…

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Let’s Get Biblical! 1:12:09

12M ago1:12:09

1:12:09

It's time to crack open the oldest and boldest book in history. On the first day, God said "Let them give cunt!" We are back to address the rumors, the drama and conflamma-- but that's not even the most important thing. We also play a few good old fashioned rounds of the Noah's Ark game, in which we decide who is allowed on the boat to God's New Wo…

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