Miss Georgie is back in the UK so these two salty showgirls couldn't be further apart. There's a new artisan cafe open on the Isle of Wight and Georgie is obsessed. Titty can't stand tuna on a Jacket Potato... what would be your topping Diane?

An event over the weekend in Glasgow has swept the globe and the girls simply HAD to come back out the woodwork to talk about it! Miss Georgie brings some erotic updates from National Geographic and Titty gives her best advice about getting out of a sticky situation!

The girls are bouncing around the globe but pull together for the one year anniversary special of the podcast sweeping the seven seas. Miss Georgie talks about her time in Gran Canaria and Miss Titty reveals her upcoming travel plans over the holidays!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN GHOULISH GIRLIES... It's Halloween in the studio and the girls talk through some of the best, and worst treats to hand out at the door. They talk about walking through fabric shops and Miss Georgie surprises Titty with a last minute trick or trivia...

Your new favourite bi-weekly treat is back. These salty showgirls fill you in on all things onboard. Georgie is preparing for a holiday, and Titty lets us know of a secret make-up hack that has people raising their eyebrows!

The girls are back and are joined with a very special guest... she is non other than the podcasts #1 fan... Barb Just Barb! There's a liquid lunch in the Crew Mess, Miss Georgie fills us in on her hen-do weekend and the girls have some interesting advice for a cupcake connoisseur!

As Miss Titty starts her homeward journey she has managed to bring her microphone in her hand luggage and is narrating her time through the airport. Miss Georgie provided a shiny snack of the week and talks us through the process of drug and alcohol testing onboard!

It's laundry day and Titty's cabin is covered in clothes. The theme of the week is preparing to debark, the girls try an unusual snack in the Crew Mess from Croatia...

Miss Georgie has been to the doctors and the results are in. Her throat is WRECKED! Are aliens real? The girls debate. Miss Titty tries her hand at directing Miss Georgie as she reminisces about her past voiceover work.

The girls are back after Miss Georgie's crippling yeast infection. The studio is proud to be part of an out-reacharound program by inviting the one and only Harry Clayton-Wright! They chat about the tastes of the summer, they try something very interesting in the Crew Mess and talk about Barbie, the film sweeping the box office!…

Listen to the girls in an all new episode. They talk about the new song taking the world by storm, They have a special interruption from the podcasts favourite sexologist, Dr Anya Maddox. Direct from the grave she's spreading the love. Miss Titty is mistaken for a famous celebrity... but can you guess who?!…

Join these two salty showgirls as they clean the poop deck and sail the seven seas. Miss Georgie is expecting some good karma after doing the right thing and handing in a diamond bracelet, while Titty is celebrating her 9th Birthday!

We are having a heatwave and the temperature is rising! Miss titty reveals something that happened to her for the first time in the water as Miss Georgie is entertaining family onboard with an onboard visit from the family.

Miss Georgie and Titty spare a thought for the Donkeys in Santorini, Titty recreates an old family photo and the girls talk about being late and professionalism as a drag queen!SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLESwim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or need some advice! What would be the one thing you cant live without if you were to be strande…

This week, the girls are joined with podcast royalty... DJ Billy Andrew from the Gossip Gays stops by for a chat about life onboard! Find out why Miss Georgie moved to Manchester, there's x-rays to find a missing item and the three try a new Greek chocolate. SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE - If you have a burning desire or need some unsolicited advic…

Crack open the duty-free toblerone, the girls are back. This week, the girls talk PRIDE month, Georgie is single and ready to mingle, they talk top snacks onboard and Miss Titty is getting trigger happy with the soundboard.SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE - If you have a burning desire or need some unsolicited advice; send us a message in a bottle and…

It's busy in the studios today as there is a special guest... Harry Clayton-Wright is in the building. Performance Artist and Creator Extraodinaire, Miss Titty and Harry have been in the same room nearly a decade ago and never knew it. SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE - If you have a burning desire or need some unsolicited advice; send us a message in…

What have the girls been unto THIS week? Listen and find out! The girls talk hen-dos, Miss Titty gets trapped in a chair and they debut a new segment called 'Below D!ck - Confessions of a Crew Member'. SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLEIf you have a burning desire or need some unsolicited advice; send us a message in a bottle and we will do our best to …

Get ready with the girls as they prepare for a night out on the town.Miss Georgie has some tips for keeping those toenails smelling fresh and Titty tests Georgie with some Greek themed trivia.SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLEIf you have a burning desire or need some unsolicited advice; send us a message in a bottle and we will do our best to read it ou…

The girls are back in action, but now - they're kicking their heels up across the Med!Catch up with Miss Titty Kaka and Georgie Porgie as they fill us in on their shenanigans around Greece and Turkey. Find out what Titty is rubbing all over her petite figure and guess what Georgie's new music recommendations are!SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLEIf you …

The girls are back and coming LIVE from somewhere just off the boot of Italy!Miss Titty is EXHAUSTED and has a story to tell, while Georgie Porgie breaks the world record for the amount of wig changes in a podcast episode. She has tried on Titty’s killer heels and has something to say about it!SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLEIf you have a burning desi…

It's a jam-packed episode this week and the girls sit down and chat ship!The massive debate about Tuck Music VS Underscore is finally cleared up, Georgie tells us how they're going to be an Auntie again and Miss Titty gloats about winning a crew quiz.SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLEIf you have a burning desire or need some unsolicited advice; send us …

Listen to Georgie Porgie and Titty Kaka talk SHIP in this all new episode of Up The Aft!Miss Titty is determined to stop the toilet talk while Georgie reviews the Netflix Series ‘Beef’. The girls’ hands are blistered and bruised from making sure everything is ship shape for the passengers…SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLEIf you have a burning desire or…

It's an Easter Special and these salty showgirls are EGG-cited to get going.Find out what's got Dolly Parton's head spinning like the exorcist, theres a squeaky shoe bandit on the loose and Miss Georgie is intrigued with people burying their live pets in the garden...SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLESwim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or ne…

Your favourite salty showgirls are BACK!After a few weeks running around the UK, the girls are back onboard and this time, floating around the Med! Listen as they fill you in on whats happening below deck! SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLESwim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or need some advice! What would be the one thing you cant live with…

The girls are recording this podcast against ALL odds. Bringing you the catch of the day, listen as these two GLAMOROUS gals, talk about Drag in an Uber, tales from the airport and a brand new development in Puerto Plata! SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or need some advice! What would be the one thing y…

Listen as these two salty showgirls catch-up in the Miami Airport. In a surprise turn of events, Miss Georgie Porgie has flown out to join the ship, the same day Miss Titty is debarking! They find time for a quick catch-up in the airport coffee shop. There is ANOTHER gut-busting tale from Miss Georgie’s trip around Thailand, and Titty is putting th…

The girls are BACK after a 2 week hiatus! Miss Georgie Porgie bears all about her exploits in Thailand while Titty tell the listeners about a wild night staying up until 5am! These crusty showgirls will soon be together again, but for now they will have to work around the weak wifi and time-zone confusion. SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into ou…

Find out what the girls have been upto this week! Miss Titty talks through her Mexican experience, while Miss Georgie Porgie brings up an iconic TV series. With miles between them, these salty showgirls update each other with the most recent goings-on! SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or need some advice…

The girls are 4500 miles apart... but they're still as salty as ever! Miss Georgie tells all about her long-awaited return to the UK. Tales from the supermarket, a killer coleslaw is on the loose! SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or need some advice! What would be the one thing you cant live without if y…

These salty showgirls have finally split up... Fear not, the poddeh continues... It's a sad day in the studio as the girls are finally separated. Listen as Miss Georgie makes her way through the airport ready for her migration back to the UK on Argos Airlines. SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or need som…

The girls are back so grab a coffeh and dive in to a brand new episode. An Up The Aft LEGEND finally joins the poddeh, but a score needs to be settled. Find out what pizza topping has Miss Titty speechless and why Georgie keeps banging on about these WhatsApp Polls. SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or ne…

Lift up the anchor, lower your expectations... Georgie Porgie and Titty Kaka swim into the new year! Dive in with these two salty showgirls and find out where they worked for their first jobs, and what has Titty running to the toilet? SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or need some advice! What would be th…

IT'S OFFICIALLY 2023! What a way to kick off the New Year with Georgie and Titty listening to their recap of the last year. Happy New Year everyone- 2022 was a wild year - find out how G&T came to meet as they talk through all things NYE! SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you have a burning desire or need some advice! What would b…

Christmas is JUST around the corner! Deck the halls and tuck them balls with Georgie Porgie and Titty Kaka! Dive in to another very festive instalment of Up The Aft. Preparations are underway for the big day, Georgie tells us all about the worst present they ever received and the girls are back to dragging each other to the depths! SEND US A MESSAG…

The stocking is stuffed to the brim this week! Jingle the bells with Georgie Porgie, Titty Kaka and a secret special guest! Buckle up for a very festive instalment of Up The Aft. We sit down and chat with an up-and-coming children's author and hear all about Georgie's antics below the sheets. SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you …

Walk the plank with Georgie Porgie and Titty Kaka! These two salty showgirls have a jam-packed episode floating your way. It's the start of the festive season - with an update from Geraldine's about her wedding dilemma, Georgie receives a mystery gift and direct from down-under Up The Aft's very first guest joins the crew! SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BO…

As the ship sets sail, Georgie Porgie and Titty Kaka buckle down and prepare for a bumpy ride! Dive in with these two salty showgirls and find out why Georgie is too embarrassed to step foot inside a Wendy's ever again! The niceties have worn off and Georgie Porgie is going in for the kill - Listen as she exposes Titty LIVE on air. SEND US A MESSAG…

The catch of the day, Georgie Porgie and Titty Kaka talk a whole load of ship! Dive in with these two salty showgirls as they kick off their heels and let it all hang out. This week Georgie struggles with gaining too much muscle at the gym. If you were a type of cheese, which would you be? SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Swim into our DM's if you hav…

Join Georgie Porgie and Titty Kaka as they spill the hot tea on the high sea! In this brand-new podcast, dive in with these two salty showgirls as they kick off their heels and let it all hang out. Follow their journey navigating life living on a ship and listen to what they get up-to in port and below deck! Learn about Georgie's previous career at…

Join Georgie Porgie and Titty Kaka as they embark on their new audio adventure! In this brand-new podcast, dive in with these two salty showgirls as they kick off their heels and let it all hang out. Follow their journey navigating life living on a ship and listen to what they get up-to in port and below deck! SEND US A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE If you h…