Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons bring you a funny weekly summation of news straight from the Sunday Papers.
After you drop the kids off or put them to bed, turn on “Childish”. Hosted by real life friends, parents and award-winning podcasters Greg Fitzsimmons (Fitzdog Radio) and Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend), Childish will help you laugh about the struggles and joys of parenthood, grow closer to your children, learn something useful and maybe even put the spark back into your love life. This is safe for work. As long as you work in a meat packing plant.
Alison does something silly to make Elliot laugh and then he asks her to do it over and over. A listener wants to know how many chuggas come before choo choo. So many comedians are leaving LA, will the Fitzdogs follow suit? Plus grandmas, a couple who knowingly sent their Covid-positive kid to high school, mass fires and more. Follow Childish: twit…
New Sunday Papers. Van Morrison won’t be on The Masked Singer, Joe Rogan runs Presidential debate and RIP RBG.
The eighth and maybe final Thursday Papers. Listener emails, This Day in History and an alcoholic's letter to Dear Abby that reminds Greg he’s going to start drinking again.
Fires rage in the west and an insane man fathers 36 children with sperm donations. Family Circus literally makes no sense this week.
More listener corrections and "this day in history." Who wants to run a factory? Jelly Belly Jelly Beans is pulling a Willy Wonka. Plus, Mike gives an update on Sturgis.
Greg goes to Catalina Island to make up for the summer camp experience he never had and Alison watches as Elliot gets Daniel kicked off an important work call. A listener wants to know if it's ok to sell a sentimental (to the giver) gift she received but doesn't like. Plus cyberbullying, politics, rats, dieting, reselling gifts and more! Follow Chi…
Greg and Mike manage to deliver a tiger-focused story more outrageous than the latest Carole Baskin news. Mike shows continued support for the south, and we find out Greg's not so great with fax numbers.
More listener emails and an ad for great lobster. Plus, Mike reviews the VMAs and reads reviews for "Hoops" on Netflix.
From Catalina Island CA, Mike and Greg record from a campground. There are children around which does not stop them from riffing on three-ways and magic mushrooms.
Listeners have more corrections, Greg and Mike review Netflix's "Love on the Spectrum," and Judd Apatow inadvertently calls in.
Can you be happily married but fantasize about divorce? Greg and Alison weigh in plus Greg evades Alison's personal questions, Alison argues with Daniel over Elliot's hair, a study says pregnant moms shouldn't touch marijuana and we tell you why the kitchen might be the best place for virtual school. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagr…
California is on fire, Greg and Mike return to Sturgis, and Netflix apologizes. It's also revealed the show may not be suitable for hospital listening.
Greg and Mike give an update on the old biker accident reports from Sturgis: no masks, no helmets, no insurance. Also, your mail and a tough crossword puzzle that even stumps them.
Update from The biker rally in S Dakota and Mike gets attacked in “Letters to the editor”.
Greg and Mike detail the craziest tripping story and apologize to Danny Kaye’s family.
Greg went to a shooting range and turns out he isn't the expert marksman he thought he might be. Elliot is repeating something Alison told him and she's worried she's done him a disservice. And Greg microdosed—an hour before this episode. Plus your calls and news stories. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Gre…
In an episode where we apologize to one group it is entirely possible that we offended 2 others. Our first Rap theme song!
It’s mid-week and the #Ellen controversy is still in the headlines. Turns out the show was pretty edgy.
Greg and Mike continue to NOT violate their Non Disclosure Agreements from working on Ellen but they do give advice on how to be a good roommate. Do not do what the guy in CT did; chop your roommates head off with a sword.
Welcome to the FIRST EPISODE of #ThursdayPapers. A 20-minute companion piece to #SundayPapers that goes deeper into the shallowest stories in the news.
Greg's celebrating an especially great meal this week and Alison's gone off the rails in search of the perfect hose storage solution. Plus news stories about the benefits of a family dog and whether young children transmit COVID. Are the English repressed? A caller takes issue with something Greg said and invites him to come to the UK when this pan…
Big news week! Fauci’s first pitch and Trader Joe’s avoiding getting cancelled by Whole Foods. Also, Dagwood almost throws a move on Blondie.
On this week's Sunday Papers, Nick Cannon loses some jobs, Mike goes deep on Jaws, and sports are back! Plus, we remember the great John Lewis.
One listener calls in to us know he approves of Greg's oral sex advice while another offers some bidet tips that leave us questioning the benefits of bidets. We also talk about news involving whether schools should reopen, a Boy Scouts activity pin recall, and a study saying moms are happier when kids go to bed early. Plus sibling rivalry, acne, a …
Don’t miss what you missed this week as we cover the heat wave, Jada Pinkett Smith and The Catholic Church getting a $3B Gov’t payout.
Things we make fun of on this week’s Sunday Papers: Greg’s voice, Vanilla Ice’s career & Dagwood. Things we praise: Fraternity Covid.
Greg and Alison recap Father's Day and discuss placement of tattoos and what it means. Alison's low has her wondering if she wants another child while Greg's has him feeling like a bad friend. Plus news stories about parental role-playing and a pandemic-related baby bust along with your emails including one about developmental milestones. Follow Ch…
Mike connects in from sunny Palm Springs, and a listener takes umbrage with Mike and Greg's understanding of that great female organ, the vagina.
It’s not easy doing a comedy podcast during these charged times, and Mike and Greg have again failed to deliver something appropriate. They say goodbye to Eskimo Pies and confederate flags at Talladega. The Family Circus brings Mike to a boil, matched only by Greg’s hatred for Dagwood.
We asked you to share with us the weirdest things of your parents you've stumbled across and wow, your answers did not disappoint! We also talk about whether to take your children to protests, Greg's new game show, Father's Day, good and bad Father's Day gifts, a news story that says anesthesia in childhood might lead to substance abuse later and s…
These charged times require delicacy and restraint. You will find none of that on this week’s Sunday Papers as Mike & Greg get into white guilt, Dave Chappelle, and Blondie.
Tackling the news after a week like this takes a certain finesse and maturity. Mike and Greg lack that, but here is their very best attempt at being funny during very difficult times. And wait until you hear what goddamn Dagwood did this week!
Bob Saget joins the show to talk about parenting three adult daughters, discussing racism with children, barnyard porn, cooking, his new podcast Bob Saget's Here for You and more. We also talk about Owen (O-2)'s first steps and some tough decisions about preschools reopening. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow…
On this week's Sunday Papers, Madonna's finger is on the pulse of racial injustice, and Ozarks pool parties just got worse. Mike reviews Lance Armstrong 30 for 30. Plus, Bob and Doug are successfully in space. Greg debuts a new listener-submitted theme song.
On this week's Sunday Papers, hot hand sanitizer is bursting into flames, and Hitler's personal alligator has died. Mike quotes 70s Hollywood Squares icon Paul Lynde. Plus, Greg has a new, green wall (so please mess with him).
John Henson (Talk Soup, Wipeout) joins Greg and Alison to talk about the fight that nearly ruined Mother's Day, being on lockdown with a six and nine year old, matinee sex and more. We also talk about Elliot catching Alison cursing, Owen (O-1) being way too into fitness, and news stories about baby talk and the future of the childcare industry. Plu…
On Sunday Papers this week, Mike and Greg discuss the finer points of exercise, as you'd expect. Plus candid opinions on the city of Philadelphia (Shout out to Burr's famous Philly boxer rant), and that time Mr. Fitzsimmons read about his son in the morning paper. Sunday Papers website coming soon, keep an eye out.…
On Sunday Papers Podcast this week we mourn Little Richard and celebrate Mothers Day. Mike is very upset about Family Circus.
So much family time! On the one hand, it should be valued and treasured. On the other, Alison is losing her mind. Perhaps you are too? Greg receives some incredible news and learns the meaning of the word "gaslight." And a listener wants to know if she should put her family planning on hold. All this and a baby name quiz! Follow Childish: twitter.c…
On this week’s Sunday Papers Mike Gibbons & I discuss Tiffany Haddish taking a dump on a Zoom call, Chris Christie shutting down a market and Puerto Rico… Oh Puerto Rico...
Greg and Alison aren't really in the mood. Is anyone these days? Will there really be a post-pandemic baby boom? Plus news about dwindling driver's license numbers, sharing stress with your kids and a letter from Angelina Jolie whom Greg has met in person under less than ideal circumstances. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/ch…
Greg and Mike Gibbons read you the Sunday Paper. Don’t miss all the news you missed this week. And it's funny this time.
Greg and Alison are joined by LeeAnn Kreischer (Wife of the Party), with an appearance at the top by her husband Bert. They discuss breaking up sibling fights, fighting in general, how LeeAnn went from thinking she never wanted to get married to getting married and having two kids, raising chickens, homeschooling during quarantine and so much more.…
Read all about it! Germany is making lists again and Hagar the Horrible gets #MeToo’d. Don’t miss everything you missed in this week's news. @Gibbonstime
Don’t miss what you missed last week on this weeks Sunday Papers. It’s not only Easter Sunday but it’s Mike’s birthday.
We cover Corona in Germany, Louis CK’s new standup special and Kobe getting into the NBA Hall of Fame. Plus of course Family Circus an Blondie. Don’t miss what you missed this week!
Celebrate with us that once again America is #1! Sadly Mike has some issues with Family Circus.
All the news that Fitz to print! Plus we reveal a cure for Corona!
This week we cover all things Corona, Canadian conversion therapy and that sultry vixen Blondie.
A caller wants to start a family but she has a middle-aged dog who isn't good around kids. What should she do? Alison and Greg disagree. Plus shingles, puzzles, conversations that everyone can hear and more including five solid ideas for keeping sanity in your family. And some tips on shoplifting.