In this episode, the Mullets try to figure out why they are in a bad mood and settle on this week’s movie. It’s so bad that porn might be on the horizon?!?! Other topics on this week’s show: bad wigs, 9/11 and green paint. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spo…

In this episode, the Mullets recap Netflix projects and live theater before they continue their journey in Middle Earth. This gets surprisingly snippy, wet and punny. Jump on your Oliphaunt and enjoy, our precious! All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Fo…

In this episode, the Mullets bemoan Garfield before strapping into the controversial Palme D’or winner from 2021 that makes Samantha squirm and rant, Chris theorize and both of them questioning France’s everything. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Fo…

In this episode, the Mullets recoup from another wild weekend to begin their journey in Middle Earth by discussing elves vs fairies, fantasy months and time, Harry Potter influences, possible overtones and LENGTH. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Fol…

In this episode, the Mullets recap another wild weekend before finally watching the movie that YOU voted for earlier this year. Thanks! Now we have to talk religion, Dreamworks Animation’s history and bad voice acting! All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify…

In this episode, the Mullets survived Jillian’s theatrical debut and try not to bicker as much as the hot leads in the last theatrical rom-com of substance possibly ever. This one gets steamy, vulgar and weird. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow…

In this episode, the Mullets want you to look at them while they speak in bad accents (and read names even worse), don’t believe all stories need to be movies, reminisce about goat meat and make bad hostages. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow u…

In this episode, the Mullets get over Bluey emotions and ride it out like they’re in Universal Orlando in 1998 by discussing CGI that ages well, living through severe weather, questionable acting all around and PSH’s F5. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spoti…

In this long-awaited episode, the Mullets finally feel the need! They go to Mach 10 on beach sports, sweat, 80s music, your dreams when you die, both of their boners, Teacups and annoying sounds (especially straws). All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! F…

In this episode, the littlest Mullet joins the show for some quick thoughts on another favorite movie of hers, then Mom and Dad break down the actual fever dream that Jerry Seinfeld created in 2007. BEE prepared. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Foll…

In this episode, the Mullets tackle AFI’s greatest comedy of all time and discuss bad high school theater, the pain of Marilyn, the definition of MacGuffins (again) and weirdly voiced gangsters. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook …

In this episode, the Mullets recap their cruise and snip at one each other more than usual about mobile games and general knowledge before discussing obnoxious waitresses, hostage situations and egg salad. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us o…

In this episode, the Mullets can’t remember what they’ve already talked about, so they cut to the chase and discuss kids that are games, genuinely good people, the star that is Dark Shark, getting old and more poop. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! F…

In this episode, Samantha has finally been worn down and Chris couldn’t be happier because it’s time to hang with the fellas of Jackass as things go in and out of their bodies, pain is felt and technology is pushed forward. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Sp…

In this episode, the Mullets give their usual crazy update and praise the Oscars before unveiling the winners (and losers) for this year’s Mullet Awards as voted by YOU. One person and two movies really clean up. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Foll…

In this episode, it’s an episode that’s PRETTYYYYYYY NIIIIIIICE. The Mullets painstakingly relive their family viewing of the notorious E.T. rip-off with McDonald’s dancing, nude aliens, wheelchair falls and bad clothes.By Arcade Audio

In this episode, the Mullets are back for their last leave of the year hopefully and recap their illnesses and recent viewings before diving into large bank procedures, the need for Jodie Foster and Spike’s resume. Voting is NOW OPEN for the 2023 Mullet Awards. Please cast your vote and listen to the results on the March 17th episode! All kinds of …

In this episode, the Mullets celebrate a quiet Valentine’s Day by weeping on air once again, trying to find silver linings and bemoaning public transportation. Voting is NOW OPEN for the 2023 Mullet Awards. Please cast your vote and listen to the results on the March 17th episode! All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rat…

In this episode, the Mullets return from a hiatus brought on by crazy ole life, then slow down and get emotional about one amazing man from our childhood and the sadly unrecognized documentary about him. Voting is NOW OPEN for the 2023 Mullet Awards. Please cast your vote and listen to the results on the March 17th episode! All kinds of awesome, bo…

In this episode, the Mullets wrap up the MCU’s epic trilogy by discussing animal abuse, emotional trauma, fatherhood and all of the normal fun things that make up a superhero movie and a podcast. Voting is NOW OPEN for the 2023 Mullet Awards. Please cast your vote and listen to the results on the March 17th episode! All kinds of awesome, bonus cont…

It’s that time again! Chris and Sam unveil their nominations for the best and the worst from everything they watched for the podcast in 2023 and YOU get the vote for the winners! Get ready for a lot of 2 franchises… All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! F…

In this episode, the Mullets start off 2024 by switching gears and celebrating a birthday early with the instant classic from 2023. Is this the greatest cast ever? Did Sam take notes and stay awake? Will Chris stop talking? All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Sp…

In this episode, the Mullets recap their Christmas break and wrap up 2023 in the best way possible: the most recent insanity in the Toretto family saga. Get ready for psychopaths, allegations, powder and butts! All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow…

In this episode, the Mullets are trying to get to the holidays, but stop and celebrate a birthday by entering a world of pure imagination, children rightfully in peril, an unpredictable genius and one dickhead grandfather. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spo…

In this eventful episode, the Mullet recount the worst holiday show ever and several new releases before discussing the Birdemic of Christmas movies. Don’t believe us? WATCH IT YOURSELF!!! Sorry, Mom! All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Fac…

In this episode, the Mullets ring in the holiday season with a Hallmark Channel original with no stakes, uneven eyebrows and some allegedly Jewish things. Listen to Chris and Sam yell and sweat to stay sane on this one. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotif…

In this episode, one Mullet is unabashed in their love, knowledge and analysis of today’s movie from one of their favorite TV shows ever. The other is his wonderful wife who is along for the ride. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Faceboo…

In this episode, the Mullets come down from a wild holiday week by tackling the 30 year anniversary of a dystopian sci-fi action comedy by discussing Taco Bell, seashells, stolen stand up routines and VR sex. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow u…

In this episode, the Mullets cap off another crazy week by having an contentious conversation around the movie of the year. Get ready for lots of needling and debate (that the man who writes this recap wins)! All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow u…

In this episode, the Mullets continue their rough stretch of work and life, but still manage to discuss strip club rules, the horrors of the Iraq War, strip club food, the packed year of 2007 and strip clubs with a lot going on. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher a…

In this episode, the Mullets have had a long and stressful Halloween week, so they keep it short by discussing cheese spirit animals, silent dogs and a lot of really simple and nice things. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and T…

In this episode, the Mullets recap their second Era Tour experience before celebrating Halloween with one of the scariest films ever. Who freaked more, what happens in a Jewish exorcism and is Pazuzu in the house? All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Fol…

In this episode, the Mullets recap a wild couple of weeks before getting in the spooky mood with Hitchcock’s all-time horror masterpiece by discussing theme park experiences, shower terror and more James Nguyen. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follo…

In this episode, the Mullets are live riffing and reacting again to the “epic” Birdemic conclusion. By this point, they start to totally lose their minds and you might as well. This is the most worthless film of all time. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spot…

In this episode, the Mullets bring you a first: live thoughts and riffing as they watch the sequel to the notoriously bad bird horror movie. Come hang with the family and laugh/cry/yell/gag along with us! All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on…

In this episode, the Mullets have fresh thoughts on a new kids movie before analyzing Greta Gerwig’s take on a classic. They discuss books always being better, our greatest living actresses and Saul walking into the film. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spot…

In this episode, the Mullets move to a new day after a busy couple of weeks before finally crapping all over a terrible discount animated movie with offensive stereotypes, cloying songs and Toy Story aspirations. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Foll…

In this episode, the Mullets come to the end of the road on the Toretto family (for now). It’s a long one featuring baby rescues, hakas, enhanced humans, bad haircuts, drowning flashbacks, cameos & beer holds. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow …

In this episode, the Mullets survive another week and discuss primitive Tarantino. That means there’s a lot of talk about gratuitous blood, legendary jerks, QT’s own bad acting and changing the industry forever. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follo…

In this episode, the Mullets are wiped from a stressful and painful week. They rise to the occasion, however, and discuss books from their childhood, the 90s attitude in children and the price of groceries. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us …

In this episode, the Mullets dive in on the next installments of the Toretto family. They discuss the rehashing in four, the energy and shift in five, the letdown in six and the apex (and sadness) of seven. Buckle up! All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify!…

In this episode, the Mullets work out some grievances with one another before watching their second Chaplin film, this time with talking! They discuss powerful monologues, op-eds, more allegations and Jerry Lewis. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Fol…

In this episode, the Mullets return from Chicago and finally buckle up for Brian and Dom’s first outing, the awful follow up in Miami and the surprising offshoot in Japan. We are going a thousand miles a hour here. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Fo…

In this milestone episode, the Mullets try to drum up positive memories of the past before tackling corn every day, dusty houses, losing time with family members and alleged historical events. Here’s to 450 more! All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Foll…

In this episode, Barbenheimer weekend gets a full recap (and made fun of) before the Mullets wonder how the Oscars got it so wrong, bend over backwards figuring out the passage of time and welcome back DICE! All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us…

In this episode, the Mullets battle through a tough week and a headache, both of which weren’t helped by this week’s movie. Someone fell asleep and it’s not who you think! Also: a bad Best Actor and albino wolf things. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify…

In this instant classic of an episode, the Mullet discuss the worst movie of all time and make the weirdest and craziest noises ever recapping the shock and terror of solr pans (not a typo), hairy friends, tif files and more! All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and …

In this episode, the Mullets wrap it up once more after the holiday with one of the most notorious sequels. There’s plenty of shrieking over knots and leeches as well as an EPIC meltdown about rings in a pocket. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follo…

In this episode, the Mullets recap some wild travel weeks before wrapping it up once again and threatening future bullies, praising alleged pieces of shit and missing Sly’s mumbly presence. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and T…

In this episode, the Mullets catch up at length with one half of their intended guests after amazing Key West wedding last year to talk buying smut in stores, bad golfers on screen and knowing the lead character IRL. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! …