The show must go on, no matter how drunk the buffalo are. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #pighorsecamel #codywyoming #haunch

More than anyone else, Buffalo Bill helped create how people saw the Ol' West, even when it was the current west and they were living it at the time. And his star attraction was Annie Oakley, the sure shot. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory…

Baranov runs outta sea otters so he goes to Californy, kills em all there, then goes to Hawaii for sandalwood and spam, then dies of good weather. The end. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #hawaiihistory #alaskahistory #shaggs T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublichttps://www.patreon.com/howthewestwas…

Baranov wants to kill all the sea otters but thanks to the Tlingit folk stopping him at Sitka, we do have some left. Thank your local Tlingit today. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #sitka #russia #seaotters #alaskahistory #icanseealaskafrommybackyard

More extermination for fur profit! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

Look ma, I can see Russian from my backyard...and the Russians are butchering sea otters by the ton. This is worse than shooting your dog. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest#kodiak #alaskahistory #vodka…

Thank God it's over. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHell Creek Skull PVC LOGO - Hell Creek Skull Pvc Logo - T-Shirt | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

Fremont goes from exploring and genocide to actual war (genocide). How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

More on moron John C. Fremont. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistor y#oldwest #wildwest #kitcarson #lakeabertshrimp #thomashartbenton #supervan

Fremont opened the west for settlement...aka fuckery. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #kitcarson #pathfinder

The ghost of John Jr. poops his candy ass in the night in the town of Wrangell, Alaska. Be afraid, very afraid...also annoyed. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #hbc #oregonhistory #alaskahistory #candypoop

Keep on poopin' yer pants in the free world! #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #stikine #hbc #oregon #fortvancouver #poopypants #candydebt

McPoopy Pants Jr got iced by his own guys at the HBC Fort Stikine in Southeast Alaska. At least he didn't have to pay his outstanding candy debts. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #oregonhistory #fortvancouver #hbc #wrangellalaska #poopypants T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic…

If it wasn't for Doc Maynard Seattle would be Salt Lake City and no one wants that. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #seattlepioneers #pioneersquare #arthurdennysucks #seattlehistory #washingtonstatehistory #maynardjameskeenan T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHell Creek Skull PVC LOGO - Hell Cree…

Doc founded Seattle and more or less Washington state. He actually wasn't much of an asshole. But you can blame him for Starbucks' shit coffee, Windows 98, Boeing's fally offy doors and Grunged music if you want. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #seattlehistory #chiefsealth #ivars #washingtonstate #smellslikenirvana…

Finally, here come the judge T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #mexicanamericanwar #greatwestern #myconfession #judge #bloodmeridan #glantongang

You only need to know two words. MULE. CANNON. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #mexicanamericanwar #greatwestern #judge #glanton #bloodmeridan #miketysonmysteries

Sam is still punching superior officers in the mouth, banging all the purdy senoritas and cutthroatin' all the rascal cutthroats. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #mexicanamericanwar #steens #sturgis #bloodmeridan #judge #glantongang…

A Mountain Jack Pike book come to life? Close. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #mexicanamericcanwar #ghostliquor #bloodmeridan #judgepedophilenakedmolerat T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

Now with 90% less rape! #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHell Creek Skull PVC LOGO - Hell Creek Skull Pvc Logo - T-Shirt | TeePublic

Goddamnit Slade! Just go home! #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #virginiacitymontana #gangofinnocents #henryplummer #drunkassholes

Was Slade a murdery badass or just a glorified truck driver? More so he was a Flying J manager. But he was an able one, till the Liquor took control. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #jackslade #julesburg #ponyexpress #virginiacitymontana T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicFlaming Flamers logo - Re…

It's not just enough to be a bullet magnet, Elfego Baca also had a storied career of bullshit being a shady-ass/politican/lawman. I know what you're thinking punk. Was it 400 shots or 4,000? Well, do you feel lucky? Well do you you Elfego? #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #bacagunfight #newmexicohistory #panchovilla #…

We'll finally figure out who killed the locust? Was it Colonel Mustard in the study with a lead pipe? Tune in to find out. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest#rockymountainlocust #grasshopperglacier #massextinction #locustdick T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicT-Shirts by Hell Creek Studios | TeePubl…

The Rocky Mountain locust went from trillions upon trillions to extinct within a few decades. What happened? Nobody cared to find out until almost the 1990s. Where did they come from? Where did they go? Where did you come from cotton eyed rocky mountain locust joe? #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #bugman #locust #roc…

Mad about the wall of thorns in you back yard? Want a name to curse when trying to destroy the giant bramble of blackberries near you? Luther Burbank! #htwwf #hyfwj #howyourfoodwasjunked #americanhistory #podcast #howthewestwasfucked #urineclownmouthracebaloon #ninja3thedomination #blackberry #lutherburbank…

Tiburcio fights the Gorn Captain at Vasquez rocks! One night only! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicT-Shirts by Hell Creek Studios | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest#gornhistory

Before the Mexican American war, Californy was Alta California. Some Californio folk didn't like their downgrade to second class citizens and foreigners in their own country. One dude was Vasquez, king of manic Hispanic banditos. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicT-Shirts by Hell Creek Studios | TeePublic#howthewestwasfucked #h…

Is the Wildman still out in the wilds of Warshington? Did he buy Tony beer when he was in middle school? T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #masoncounty #graysharborcounty #tarzan

Early 1900s Grays Harbor area was still pretty pioneery. John was not really a jerk, just had a lisp from the black measles so he felt more comfy in the woods, rather than Aberdeen. But then a botched abortion from incest kinda ruins everything. Sorry, we probably should not get drunk and talk about abortions and incest. T-Shirts by How the West wa…

How many people is Earl gonna kill? Can he survive the National Guard? Release the cumhounds! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #codywyoming #wyominghistory #tarzanofthetetons

A mountain man born too late? Or a jag-off poacher? You decide! No, Earl was just a jag-off poacher, sorry. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicFlaming Flamers logo - Reservation Dogs - T-Shirt | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #codywyoming #tarzanofthetetons…

What do Nathan Bedford Forest and Walt Disney have in common? They both loved Beautiful Jim Key. #howthewestwasfucked #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

The worlds smartest horse...also a prune bear

We have proven bigfoot, jackalopes and ghosts are all real, check it out! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicT-Shirts by Hell Creek Studios | TeePublicField Guide to the North American Jackalope: Updated Edition: Andy Robbins, Andy Robbins: 9781591523031: Amazon.com: Books#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wi…

All new spoogetactular! With thrills, chills, stills and Buffalo Bills! Get yer spook on! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicT-Shirts by Hell Creek Studios | TeePublicField Guide to the North American Jackalope: Updated Edition: Andy Robbins, Andy Robbins: 9781591523031: Amazon.com: Books #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhis…

Have you ever thought about margarine? Have you ever fought about margarine? #htwwf #wildwest #americanhistory #podcast #howthewestwasfucked #oldwest #americanhorsepirates #urineclownmouthraceballoon #ninja3thedomination #hyfwj #howyourfoodwasjunked #americancuisine #canada #margarinewars #margarinewar #butterhistory…

Don't take any life advice from someone who said "Hitler was right". T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #rosewilderlane #nazi #michaellandon #libertarians

Laura and Rose keep on truckin'...all the way to fascism! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #southdakotahistory#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest#roseloveshitler #albania

Laura goes from miserable child to miserable adult and then passes that misery to her daughter Rose. Also, today's secret word is "Spookendyke". Whenever anyone says "Spookendyke" yell really loud. teepublic.com/user/how-the-west-was-fucked-podcast #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #desmet #southdakotahistory #rosewild…

The Little House books were historical fiction, but based in a lot real life experiences. It was a tough life for sure. The Ingalls had to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, too bad the locusts ate their bootstraps. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #nellieol…

We keep on going. 'Merica will never run out of liars. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #deathvalleyscotty #mowrycity #godtower #marygliem #alf

How The West Was Fucked Podcast has been camping all month and subsequently formed a gap in content, so we have (against our will) decided to launch our new show "How Your Food Was Junked," a profanity laden discussion with your campfire buddies Will, Tony and Beau about the "cuisine" found in these here United States. #htwwf #wildwest #americanhis…

More lying bastards...seems we'll never run out T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

Turns out people will lie for money. Thanks, Capitalism! #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #nedbuntline #docbaggs #snakeoilsalesmen #diamondhoaxwyoming #theproduct #mickeyrooneyrainierbeer

One of Seattle's best known founders, Yesler was a straight up bastard who almost destroyed the city twice. Not by fire but by not paying his fair share. A real American hero! Recorded with the History Boiz podcast! HistoryBoiz Podcast | creating podcasts | PatreonT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #…

Kill that fucking Walker already! #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #mitchmcconnelstroke #fillibuster #nicaraguahistory #bananarepublic T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

Well, the Republic of Baja Blast didn't work out, so let's invade Nicaragua! For Slavery! #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

Baja blast! To warm up, Walker tries to conquer part of Mexico before he takes on Central America. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

Fillibustering in the 1800s meant "Hey let's take over this foreign country and rape it's resources, people and livestock". William Walker was one of the best around...at being horrible. And he looked like a 2nd grader on picture day. History Boiz Podcast Live! Featuring How the West Was F#cked - The RendezvousT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Po…