Halfwits & Failed Crits is an Actual Play Podcast where the players' blundering choices and cursed dice are the real big bad evil standing in the way of getting to the end of a campaign! Listen to our adventure averse journalists in a cozy fantasy called The Parable Infused Tribune. Played with PenultiMyth, a game of our own design! Or dive into our back catalog to experience our award nominated sci-fi epic about destiny confused space kids in Children of the Spine. Played with Stars Without ...
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This Machine Belongs To details the journal entries of those that toil away at the machine. Be careful dear listener, or you may find yourself under it's same compulsion. (Produced by Halfwit Podcasts)
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Hosts Jonathan & Kiley talk about the history of the upcoming week, but a long time ago (and sometimes not so long ago). Occasionally, they even know what they are talking about! Join them in exploring topics like Space Monkeys, Teleportation, Viking Battles, Death Poems, and more! (Produced by Halfwit Podcasts)
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Dare ye cross over into a realm of mystery and intrigue? Methinks ye shall. Join Rooster Teeth for this official Heroes & Halfwits adventure. Watch the video version on svod.roosterteeth.com.
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It's mid evil times. The king of kingdom of Damascus is dying. In order to keep his brother off the throne he has given his daughter a quest. The Princess Cassandra searches for a solution, but instead she finds Adam. Then things get... interesting.
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Based in Dubai, the Half-wit show is a comedy/talk weekly podcast. Every week Dion sits down to discuss the worlds happenings, tv shows, movies, even just day to day experiences in general; sometimes with a guest as a bonus. We can't guarrantee you a good time but it definitely wont be the worst. fingers crossed. Contact us : E-Mail - halfwitshow@gmail.com Instagram : _deflatedsoda
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Climbing stories and mountain tales from Scottish underdogs & local heroes
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Welcome to Heroes and Halfwits, a dungeons and dragons group that doesn't really play dungeons and dragons
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Parable Infused Tribune Ep 3 - Old Souls Tell Many Tales | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
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Send us a text The PIT Crew hides from a storm in the cabin of a very talkative old-timer. === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-fai…
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Parable Infused Tribune Ep 2 - The Honest and The Prideful | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
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Send us a text Manon takes a job so the PIT Crew can get their bearings in Breascor, and hopefully learn more about that crazy symbol in the sky! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other…
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Parable Infused Tribune Ep 1 - Shipping Up to Breascor | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
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Send us a text All aboard the Wynsom to meet Manon, Leona, and Reshi as they brave the waves and bring their Parable Infused Tribune to a new continent! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to ou…
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Parable Infused Tribune Ep 0 - Worldbuilding | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
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Send us a text Welcome to Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune! If you are new to the show, this is a great place to start. We talk about the new game we will be playing, the setting and tone of the story, the major factions, and the characters the cast will be portraying. If you just want to jump right into the story feel free to skip to the nex…
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Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune - Trailer
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Send us a text The Premier of Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune, starts Monday September 9th 2024. Welcome back to the table everyone! Support the showBy Halfwit Podcasts
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Form #MP0871692090. === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira & Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/…
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Its hold on me is finally dissipating, and my life will be mine again. Thank you. === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing game …
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Behold the empty husk I've made myself. I still can’t look my saviors in the eye. === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing game …
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Never knows best… === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira & Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/th…
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Will I ever be truly free from the mundane? === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira & Fen Slattery …
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We are going back to the basics and it honestly feels right. === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adir…
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That job, that friend, that degree, that family, that… life… it was never my purpose. === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing g…
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Certainty is the only thing that’s uncertain… or do I have that backwards? === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing game "The Ma…
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Awful is a funny word meaning both extreme unpleasantness as well as commanding attention. Something to get away from, but you are paralyzed to do so. === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson (…
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The internet has made me feel so close to everything and so far from everyone. === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing game "Th…
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Now I’m realizing I could be part of the problem, but is it too late? === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine…
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Is there anyone who cares about me… === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira & Fen Slattery ( https:…
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Mind Trap was the go to game as a kid when the power went out, so you’d think I’d be further along with this mystery box by now. === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson…
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My first pet was a Triop from those kits at the science museum. === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by A…
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On my Game Boy is a worn out sticker of a Slime from Dragon Warrior Monsters by Akira Toriyama. That little dudes' smile got me through some rough days. === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson…
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Confusion means I’m still thinking, at least I have that going for me. === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machin…
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Obtruding metal rods rolling between my fingers. === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira & Fen Slat…
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Send us a text Listen Here! ( https://thismachinebelongsto.buzzsprout.com/share ) Hello and welcome everybody to a fantastic April Fools day announcement! The prank is, I decided to release what was the mini project I talked about as its own podcast rather than a new short season of Halfwits & Failed Crits. While it is a solo ttrpg journaling game,…
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Gradually trying new things to keep myself busy. === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira & Fen Slat…
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Send us a text Listen Here! ( https://thismachinebelongsto.buzzsprout.com/share ) Hi everybody its Kiley popping in to share the new project that we’ve been working on called "This Machine Belongs To", a psychological horror story told in short 10 minute or less episodes. So while the trailer is family friendly, this show is explicit, meaning it co…
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Trailer - This Machine Belongs To Vernon Wright
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This Machine Belongs To is a Psychological Horror Podcast following a Journal, a Machine, and the souls who endlessly obsess over them. Each episode is 10 minute or less in hopes that your own name won't be found scrawled in the pages just by listening on your favorite podcast app or at HalfwitPodcasts.com. === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podca…
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Episode 40: Kevin Howett - The Northumbrian Halfwit (35 years of Mountaineering Scotland) - Part 2
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We are back with part 2 of our epic history lesson with climbing legend Kevin Howett. If you haven't caught part 1 yet, jump back an episode and hear all the stories form the man himself. This second part will be very climbing focused looking at his role in the development of your indoor climbing walls, the entire coaching scene and our incredible …
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Episode 39: Kevin Howett - Climb Now, works Done (35 years of Mountaineering Scotland)
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Today we have a real legend on climbing. Someone who I think doesn’t get anywhere near enough recognition for all the work he has done for us all, and all the change that he has made happen, that every single climber, mountaineer and Hill Walker in Scotland has benefited from. Yes I’m talking about Mountaineering Scotlands very own Kevin Howett. No…
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Children of the Spine Epilogue - The Beautiful Testimony That We Were Here | A Stars Without Number Podcast
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Send us a text We sit down as ourselves and chat about Children of the Spine, what our characters are doing, what NPC's are doing, our favorite moments, and other fun tidbits. At the end of the episode I include bloopers from the Finale! Please give your honest feedback of Children of the Spine at ( https://forms.gle/xvDpy5Y3P95sVfqe6 ). === Links …
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Children of the Spine Finale - Bodies of the Dead Across a River of Blood | A Stars Without Number Podcast
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Send us a text The crew returns to Nedrak to right the wrongs of the past. Please give your honest feedback of Children of the Spine at ( https://forms.gle/xvDpy5Y3P95sVfqe6 ). === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( ht…
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Children of the Spine Ep 39 - Angel from the Underworld, the Devil from Paradise | A Stars Without Number Podcast
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Send us a text The crew of the Paradise explores the depths of the fungal forest in hopes of finding something, anything, that can help them escape or kill the Terran. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/hal…
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Children of the Spine Ep 38 - You’ll Stand at the Precipice of Death and Insanity | A Stars Without Number Podcast
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Send us a text The Paradise runs out of fuel, stopping at the consumed vacation planet of Gyeong-otos to gather resources so they can escape the Terran. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrit…
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Episode 38: Robbie Phillips - Part 2: ”The mountains are talking to me man!”
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Part 2 Today on ScotRock, giving us a special 2 parter, we have the man the myth the legend, Robbie Phillips. Robbie has actually been part of ScotRock since almost the beginning as a regular guest on our controversial episodes, but he has never been given the chance to have his own story told. Robbie is a climber, a developer, an adventurer and an…
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Episode 37: Robbie Phillips - Part 1: King of the Thumb
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ScotRock bringing you little nuggets of gold whenever we can. And well this Nugget is a big nugget. Today on ScotRock, giving us a special 2 parter, we have the man the myth the legend, Robbie Phillips. Robbie has actually been part of ScotRock since almost the beginning as a regular guest on our controversial episodes, but he has never been given …
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Children of the Spine Ep 37 - Till You Swing The Bat | A Stars Without Number Podcast
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Send us a text The Paradise is in trouble and its up to Mohan to save the fleet with the help of Trixie and Kremlin. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.n…
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Children of the Spine Ep 36 - The Spine, Twisted and Tied | A Stars Without Number Podcast
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Send us a text War. War Never Changes. The crew learns about the rise, golden age, and fall of the Terran Empire. Then they put boots on the ground as they embody Alpha Team, the a squadron of Terran Dragon Hunting Elites. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crit…
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Send us a text This week Kiley and Jonathan take you along on their big trip to Japan! Full of fun facts and a few bigger topics like Japanese Bathing Culture and the history of Arcades! Support the show ✨New: Subscribe on Buzzsprout to help us make the show, and future bonus content right in your RSS! ✨ https://www.buzzsprout.com/308030/supporters…
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Children of the Spine Ep 35 - Moments Lost in Time, Like Tears in Rain | A Stars Without Number Podcast
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Send us a text A new beginning, a new mega corp. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPo…
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Send us a text This week Kiley dons the glitz and glam and rubs elbows with some original Hollywood royalty! Topic: The Duchess of Theater, Ethel Barrymore. Support the show ✨New: Subscribe on Buzzsprout to help us make the show, and future bonus content right in your RSS! ✨ https://www.buzzsprout.com/308030/supporters/new Music: "Another Day" by T…
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Send us a text This week Kiley gets a little tipsy and throws a tantrum at taxes! Topic: The 7,000 persons strong protests at Braddock's Field in western Philadelphia as part of the Whiskey Rebellion. Support the show ✨New: Subscribe on Buzzsprout to help us make the show, and future bonus content right in your RSS! ✨ https://www.buzzsprout.com/308…
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Children of the Spine Ep 34 - Who am I to Deny Gravity | A Stars Without Number Podcast
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Send us a text The crew of the Paradise learns more about their new hive mind friend, the Spine, and Waotaka's life, while the threat of the Terran grows. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcr…
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Episode 36: Sophia and David - The Battle of the Killer Birds
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Sophia and her Dad David are much like any climbing family. Having wild adventures together and dad and daughter, enjoying something they love. However some of their adventures are a little more ambitious than most, and takes them on some wild adventures for an 10 year old. We sit down for ScotRocks first international podcast with Sophia and her d…
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Send us a text This week Kiley takes a long walk down a stinky tunnel to fix yet another Boston infrastructure disaster. Topic: The Deer Island Sewer Project and Deadly Disaster. Support the show ✨New: Subscribe on Buzzsprout to help us make the show, and future bonus content right in your RSS! ✨ https://www.buzzsprout.com/308030/supporters/new Mus…
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Send us a text This week Kiley returns to the open seas to collect some booty and show some booty to taunt the navy as part of the crew of the Antigua. Topic: The Pirate to Privateer to Pirate roller coaster of William Kidd. Support the show ✨New: Subscribe on Buzzsprout to help us make the show, and future bonus content right in your RSS! ✨ https:…
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Send us a text Welcome to the Triangle Agency fellow Resonant! This is your new hire training video featuring Agents Hazel (Kiley) and Finn (Laura) on Finn's first mission. Plenty to learn here so take out your tablets and dip your spaghetti in the ink brace as you learn all about what it means to keep our world safe from Anomalies... just like you…
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Send us a text This week Kiley joins the Rescue Aid Society, hops on an Albatross, and catches a kidnapper and diamond thief! Topic: The critically acclaimed 1977 American animated adventure, The Rescuers! Support the show ✨New: Subscribe on Buzzsprout to help us make the show, and future bonus content right in your RSS! ✨ https://www.buzzsprout.co…
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Children of the Spine Ep 33 - The Dark Between the Stars | A Stars Without Number Podcast
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Send us a text The Paradise Fleet is lost in the great void of the sector with uncharted spike drill paths and questionable guides, as they search for the isolated AI Colony in hopes of recruiting new and hopefully powerful allies against the Terran. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/p…
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Send us a text This week Kiley takes a train ride that challenged the meaning of equal rights. Topic: Plessy v Ferguson ***Correction to the episode, there were in fact 9 justices on the supreme court, one was recused from the case due to family illness. Support the show ✨New: Subscribe on Buzzsprout to help us make the show, and future bonus conte…
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Send us a text This week Kiley finds the coolest gravestone quote in existence "Casper Hauser: A Riddle of His Time" and Jonathan gets to writing that request into his will. Topic: Casper Hauser, the German Feral Child who was believed to be a lost Prince. Support the show ✨New: Subscribe on Buzzsprout to help us make the show, and future bonus con…
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Children of the Spine Ep 32 - No End to What a Living World Will Demand | A Stars Without Number Podcast
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Send us a text In the wake of the Terran's arrival, The Spiral Captains must decide the future of the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla. Meanwhile the crew of the Paradise is a bit on edge as they prepare to hold the weight of that future on their shoulders. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/…
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