Hockey Royalty Podcasts

First Live Show! Fan Questions, Fagemo Kings Debut, Youth emergence, Faber Olympic Bid, All Five Games and Reign Player Of The Week #GoKingsGo #LAKings #OntarioReign #NHL --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hockey-royalty-podcast/support

Addiction/mental health advocate Alex Bishop about Snow Gate, alcohol and drug related diseases. It's BRUTAL out there. Alex helps people and people need help. Doug Ford's Snow Shovel probably wasn't his idea. We'll explain Ontario is easing dining restrictions before easing surgical restrictions and that's a major fucking issue. If you're concerne…

#BobaFetish is the best Star Wars Spinoff ever and our Star Wars bloggers are fighting for #BobaFett supremacy. #Porn categories, Jimmy's festish #COVIDPenis is a thing. #AskALittlePerson, Jimmy fields questions about what it is like to be a little person, who the King of the little people are, stop telling him he's being picked on and the 4 times …

#DougFord and his snow job is killing MSM right now. Ask #SidSeixeiro about what it's like to work at MSM. #JKRowling VS trans people won't stop. James has some details for us. #Bondzee is getting some work done. To his undercarriage. SHOW LESSBy Dean Blundell

#JoeRogan took it in the mouth this weekend after Josh Zepps presented him with actual Covid facts. Once again, #JoeRogan is NOT a Dr. #DougFord pretended to drive around digging people out of the worst blizzard in 40 years. He's invisible when it matters and we can't get rid of the dumb f*** when it does. #JoshAllen and #TheBills were perfect this…

#BoycottMcDonalds dude Austin Fergason is a racist asshole, so let's pump the breaks. #PrinceAndrew is no longer Prince Andrew, he's just Andy The Pedophile. #COVID has touched our show. #Drake is being sued for putting hot sauce in rubbers and some IG girls are suing him for their hotBy Dean Blundell

#COVID has touched our show. 2 of us have it, but who? We all take Covid tests and results will shock you. #McDonalds took a BEATING today and we're here to defend Ronald and all the good work they do @RMH. Also, the bacon double cheeseburger is the BALLS. #Quebecs #COVID #Tax is going over really well. Just kidding. BUT, everyone is getting vaccin…

#Quebec is making the Unvaccinated pay for their Covid treatment through a "TAX". MUAH. #Urine Therapy was trending today because people are choosing to eat Urine Popsicles over vaccines. Did Ontario's Minister of Education make frat boys fuck #goats?By Dean Blundell

Scott, Russ, and Ryan recapped the Kings' 3-1 victory over the New York Rangers on Monday. We also tackled Cal Petersen's recent resurgence after a poor start, what to do with Quinton Byfield, why did the Kings hire Marc Bergevin, and looking ahead to an old friend on Thursday when the Pittsburgh Penguins are in town. #GoKingsGo #LAKings #NHL --- S…

Is all death the same? Christian America says it isn't until a Jesus person who thinks Jesus can cure Covid, dies of Covid like Cirsten Wheldon. #BobSagat died yesterday. So insane that out of Norm, Artie and Bob, Artie is left. Dean gets hammered online by American anti vaxxers and he's here for it all The Dean memes are top shelf…

Randon and Joe talk about Alex Turcotte and Jacob Moverare making their Kings debuts, Reign PK woes, getting three points on the weekend, and Reign of the Week. #GoKingsGo #LAKings #NHL --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hockey-royalty-podcast/support

Stewart Reynolds aka #BRITTLESTAR Canada's Dad on Dadding in a pandemic, his name, competing with his kids for online dominance, being the nicest Twitter troll in the world, and what it's like to decide to start smoking. Mandatory vaccines coming to province near you? Dads are uselessBy Dean Blundell

#VaccineMules are replacing drug mules in Canada and the story is WILD. Anti-vaxxers are paying the less fortunate 2k a pop to get vaccinated for them for the QR code. For real. #JonStewart VS JK Rowling is NOT a thing. Woke Media want's to destroy the world for clicks and we know why. #SHEEPKING is joining the network and he's every idiot's worst …

#KevinJJohnston, convicted racist, tried to flee Canada to escape an 18-month jail sentence for being a total racist asshole. He was picked up in Montana after a 15-hour manhunt in a blizzard and the story is INSANELY funny. #SUNWING stranded a bunch of maskless #influencers in Cancun after they threw a rager on one of their charters. The video is …

#RYANIMGRUND, biostatistician has HOT FACTS on the Omicron surge, school closings, and what's in store for your child when #Doug#Ford decides to send them back into the unvaccinated pit. #TARAHENLEY quit MSM and wrote the "F*** YOU letter to her corrupt employer. Is MSM dead??By Dean Blundell

#Ontario just locked down the province because Doug Ford's family wasn't vaccinated. That's what's happening here. #Dr Mario Elia joins us with his newborn to talk about the latest lockdown and restriction measures. Who are they aimed at and why? Do these new restrictions make any sense? OF COURSE THEY DON'T. NYD hangovers! Whose was the worst? Bon…

#ChrisSky getting wiped off the face of the earth! Dean's ASSHOLES OF 2021! James's Woke Folks of 2021! Top 5 Carnie Arrests! 2021 Domestic Extremist Year in Review! Will James blackout? Will Ryan try to fight Dean through the screen? Come kiss 2021 goodbye along with the biggest assholes of the year! Special Guest Appearances by: Caryma Sa'd, Rob …

@alliemarston stops by to share @bondzeelive's drunk texts from Miami and she brought friends! Bondzee yacking video Dean's "Assholes Of 2021" who will be number 1? Ontario's 13k new infections? More like 50,000... Dirties Island Lochlin has a moral problem with Deans idea on what to do with the anti vaxxers. Rookie needs to figure out where to get…

Ryan, Russ, and Joe react to the World Juniors being canceled. We also discuss Alex Turcotte's highly-anticipated debut, the Kings' 6-3 loss to the Golden Knights, and what to watch for in the Canucks game on Thursday. #GoKingsGo #LAKings #NHL --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hockey-royalty-podcast/support…

#Bondzee drunk texted Allie Marz last night and we have the texts. #WJHC have been canceled and Dean has the answer to getting out of this COVID/OMICRON mess #Drake gave out fat stacks to other rich people at Christmas and the video is pathetic. #Deans Major Covid announcement, taking a HARDLINE to vaccinated people #Twitter is on account suspensio…

#ChrisSky is not taking his social media ban well. We'll tell you why and show you how hard it is to get banned. He recorded "the most important video ever" and we're here to make fun of it. #COVID #Christmas was a goddamned gift from God. We compared 2019 to 2021'a Omicron Christmas and it's no- contest. Give us #Omicron Christmas every year. Bond…

#JonKay from #Quillette joins us to talk about apologizing to the mob, covid fear porn, and real women who love Alsatians. #Rookie and Ryan Lindley join us to say Merry Christmas to the fans. Rookie downed an entire bottle of Champaigne in 5 minutes....By Dean Blundell

WJC coverage, breaking down Samuel Helenius, Martin Chromiak and guest Sixten Funqvist breaks down Team Sweden. Also some 2022/23 draft watch. #GoKingsGo #LAKings #NHL --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hockey-royalty-podcast/support

#DougFord is heading to the cottage for Christmas to beat Omicron and some people have a problem with that. #EzraLevant from #RebelNews put a bounty on a doctor's head. We put out a bigger reward for #EzraLevant's browser history and his vaccination status. We're suing Mark Slapinski for all he's got Where to not put drugs if you're a mule. See omn…

#NHL pulled out of the #Olympics in #Beijing. Is #omicron a blessing in disguise? #DougFord is heading to the cottage for Christmas to beat Omicron and some people have a problem with that. Nurse Kat joins the show to talk about getting shit on by dumb people who don't understand science. She's been working 16-hour shifts saving the lives of ungrat…

Joe and Randon talk about the two-game stretch over the weekend, transactions with the Kings, new D-Men fill in, MVP of the week and our interview with Matt Villalta. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hockey-royalty-podcast/support

#KristaFord is selling stuff to anti-vaxxers while her dad is begging people to get vaccinated because the world is fucked. #LouisCK returned to the stage and people are losing their shit because they thought he was cancelled 4 years ago. SHould he be allowed to live? #Bondzee's mom hates DeanBy Dean Blundell

#OMICRON is canceling everything. #DougFord has come out with new restrictions for the holidays and people are pissed. #Bondzee is living in -40 and his friend Karen lost her shit #Chris Sky wears lift shoesBy Dean Blundell

#BenAffleck has to be drunk to be married. Do you? #OMICRION restriction update and some good news... #Sherman murders have been solved by the antivaxxers Lochlin Live from the Hungarian bathhouseBy Dean Blundell

Scott and Ryan talked about the LA Kings' week that saw another defenseman go down in Alex Edler. With Jakob Chychrun reportedly available now, should the Kings go all-in? We also recapped the overtime loss in Tampa and previewed the matchup against a short-handed Florida team on Thursday. #GoKingsGo #LAKings #NHL --- Support this podcast: https://…

#PornHub released their top trending genres and countries. Canada's entry is disappointing and they like weird shit in PEI. #OMICRON is coming. Expect 10,000 cases a day and we can blame it all on the unvaccinated. Caryma S'ad joins us to laugh at domestic extremist #anti-vaxxers #protesting #politicians' houses and today, Dean has a special boner …

Dean is off today, so James, Ryan and Bondzee guest host. The boys chat James' trainwreck on an interview with Noam Chomsky, the most awkward Jeopardy answer you have ever heard, does Bondzee MAY have OMICRON in Lochlins house and Bondzee snow plowing is must see TV.By Dean Blundell

Joe and Randon talk all things Reign: Wolanin being claimed, losing Clague, the activation of Byfield and Thomas, the differences in the team from the beginning of the season. Also go deeper into the WJC Prospects: Brock Faber #GoKingsGo #LAKings #Reign #NHL --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hockey-royalty-podcast/support…

#Omicron is fisting planet earth. How bad is this new variant? What does this mean to a #vaccinated person? Biostatistician Ryan Imgrund joins us to make sense of all this shit. #lu is back and she wants to talk about Polyamory. To be fair, Dean had a dream he was living with Lu and her wife and it's worth a conversation. #TimBiebs merch is being s…

#JussieSmollett is Guilty AF for staging his own racially motivated attack and the police bodycam video is hysterical. #Ontario is forcing people to pay $40 for Rapid Covid tests after getting 32 million of them from the federal government, for free because Doug Ford is a douchelord. Showtime Lakers HBO show is your next must watch series Will Ferr…

It's our first #Christmas with Docking Santa!! The Pope is ok with you having sex before marriage Lochin gave his cohost Jimmy Mexican boner pills Dean has seen Tommy Lees dick and Wayne Gretzky is the greatest partier of all time #DomesticTerrorism in the anti-vax community #RacistOntario Is back!By Dean Blundell

Scott, Russ, and Ryan are back to recap the big win over the Edmonton Oilers and the disappointing loss to the Vancouver Canucks. We also dove into the World Juniors rosters for Team Sweden and Team Finland, players we want to see in the lineup right now, and previewed the upcoming games against the Dallas Stars and Minnesota Wild. #GoKingsGo #LAKi…

#StarWars podcaster @JPWhite957 on his new show #JediJimmy. The world's first podcast for big people by a little person. Dean loves Arbys and we have the receipts. Lochlin brings up a clip from an old podcast where Dean admits to loving Arby's @AntiVaxxers are attacking dollar stores now because they're idiotic. We should start referring to them as…

#Bills lost to the #Patriots in the Monday nighter that's to Pats QB Mac Jones going 2-3 for 19 yards. Are the Bills turning into the Bills again? NFL analyst Ray Rauth joins us to blow Bill Belichick #Anti-vaxxers are putting A LOT of bad things in their bums. Like Johann from Austria who died after hooping a PILE of bleach. Do we need to start ce…

#ChrisSky has run out of lives. We're reporting live from Edmonton (Loc's basement) as Pissy Chrissy learns his fate after getting arrested on MULTIPLE outstanding warrants during his maskless shopping trip at #WestEdmontonMall #Antivaxxers are now drinking pee and putting it in their eyes instead of getting vaccinated. Ashley from the Sheeple Shep…

A Video of #EVANDERKANE pointing a gun at his ex just surfaced thanks to his ex. The benefits of getting divorced in IG. #Anti-vaxxers attacked some kids getting their vaccines last night because of course, they did. The video is all-time. #Trump was just named in the Ghislaine sex trafficking trial by 'Jane'. Everything is happening. #TimBiebs are…

#DeanBlundell hates relationships BIG time and he explains why #EVANDERKANE is back, he's not sorry for anything and you can F*** off. #Canada's new #FullyVaccinated Travel Policy went into effect yesterday and noted anti-vax dickhead Pat King was stranded at Pearson airport and he's big mad We dive into a few #Facebook groups of urine drinking, se…

Ryan, Russ, and Scott are back to discuss the week that was for the LA Kings, including the Ducks shootout loss, the Brendan Lemieux biting incident, Brandt Clarke snubbed by Team Canada, and looking ahead to a daunting December schedule. #GoKingsGo #LAKings #NHL --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hockey-royalty-podcast/support…

#Twitter announced some new rules 2 days after Jack Dorsey stepped down. Parag Agrawal just put everyone who weaponizes their platform on notice. Here's what the new regulations are and what they mean to you. #Omicron is the new VOC and Moderna's CEO said their vaccine may not cover the number of spike proteins Omicron has. he also said 'this is no…

-@imgrund joins us to break down the new VERY contagious Omicron variant, how we can stop the spread and what we know The Maple Syrup Cartel Strikes Again! Lindley is alive and well and takes us through his traumatic past week Mark Slapinski update, we believe he is a Russian asset ( seriously ) Brought to you by https://www.edsfineimports.com/ and…

#ChrisSky takes change-room boner selfies ALL the time. He posted one and bragged about his dick. Weird, because he's the Leader of God's Army. We didn't know God sanctioned dick pics. @Bondzee does #Thanksgiving2021 in #America. Arizona, to be precise. He's been reporting from the desert outside Mesa, AZ in an RV park for #Thanksgiving. Dumb peopl…

Turns out one of our bloggers owns a fake news empire and Pfizer wants to sue the pants off him. He worked here for a few minutes and we like beating the shit out of liars so we'll lay it all out for you. It's fucked. Jon Kay joins us to discuss the most recent cancel culture victim.By Dean Blundell

Randon and Joe get together before Thanksgiving to break down the battle for first place in the pacific with the Heat. Stars of the weekend. Did Durzi give us another preview of what is to come with the Kings? Lastly in WJC Prospects Corner: Finnish Winger Kasper Simontaival. #GoKingsGo #LAKings #Reign #NHL --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.…

Call the dogs and piss on the fire, #ChrisSky's world is falling apart and Caryma S'ad is here to tell us about it. #DougFord's daughter is on a HUGE #Qanon heater and her unvaccinated cop husband just lost his job as a Toronto cop. We'll take you inside their living room to see what a crazy person's dining room looks like. #PETERBURGERS is getting…

#KidRock covered a Monster truck song and it's tearing the fabric of Canadian Rock & Roll apart #KimKardashian and #PeteDavidson are now giving each other hickeys Are older chicks hotter than their younger counterparts now? "Man Therapy" with Bondzee is on the run from a cop after insulting his huge wife…