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The top-rated random Siskel & Ebert episode review podcast on the west coast. A #hotdogcode production with your host, Trimble Thumbprint. Produced by Emmet Matheson
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Skit Your Shorts is a short stories sketch comedy podcast hosted by comedy writer, Dutch Foley, and an evil-ish AI program named, Plot Bot 9000. Each week, Plot Bot challenges Dutch and his friends with the task of making him laugh with hilarious sketches and short stories. If they fail to launch his giggle code, (01101000 01100001) he promises to initiate the robot wars and destroy all humans. Can comedy save the world? Find out in the next episode! While listening Skit Your Shorts, you may ...
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Xyalazine, AKA tranq is being added to fentanyl to extend the high. The drug is involved in the majority of opiate overdoses and causing horrific effects to its users. The White house has declared it an emerging threat and assembled a designated task force to help curb it's use and availably. Let's get into it.…
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Old folks in Central Florida's 'The Villages' are swinging....and not just their saggy tits and balls. They have a secret code using colored bath puffs attached to their cars. Scott McNulty is her to help Sidney break it all down and they also discuss the rise of big body wash. Listen chump, this one is not to be missed!…
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The late 80s/ early 90s were a beautiful time in the state of Florida. A horny motorist could buy a hot dog on the side of the road from a stone cold babe. Both the dog, and the babe, tan and glistening, proving to the world what true American commerce was all about. But like all good things, it wasn't meant to last. The hot dog babes quarreled wit…
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Do you like clowns? Me either. Fishsticks? "Meh," you say. Okay, how about murder? Yeah, I knew I'd get you with that one! Who doesn't like a good ol' fashion murder? And why am I asking so many questions? Should I shut up now so you can listen to this funky fresh new episode? (In the voice of Kevin from Home Alone 2 via a Talkboy) You got it!…
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What happens when you're sick and try to write and record a new episode of Skit Your Shorts? Well, you get this episode! So if it's painful to listen to, I blame it on the sickness that I am 100% not down with...you hear me, Disturbed? But if you do want to hear a story about obituaries, spies, and holding doors read in really awful accents, give i…
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I hope you went to the restroom before listening to this Halloween episode of Skit Your Shorts, cause it's sure to scare the poo right out of ya! Dracula hits up his realtor as he looks to downgrade his home. A fan of monsters attends a monster mash, but it's not the host he was hoping for. Special guest, Amazon bestseller in horror, Cliff Bumgardn…
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In this super rad episode of Skit Your Shorts, the short stories comedy podcast, a director creates a raunchy teen comedy script for dogs as a sequel to the Air Bud films, a toy manufacturer receives a script for a proposed 80s action figure, and advice is given on how to get your cat back after it becomes the leader of the toughest biker gang in t…
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Can you believe it? It's a third episode that no one asked for! But if you're looking for some advice from a robot about improving your small-talk game, this one's for you. Dutch Foley narrates the stories this time, as Plot Bot is too busy listing off the 34,000 types of fish. Stories include butt-talking aliens, edible debt, and lessons on not gi…
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In the second episode of the smash hit (that nobody is listening to) comedy podcast, Skit Your Shorts, Plot Bot discovers the world wide web and all its dark secrets. Today's anthology of short stories includes Internet ghosts, lessons on subtly being a jerk, and farty friends. If that doesn't sell you, I don't know what will?! Perhaps the promise …
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In the first episode of this short stories comedy podcast, Skit Your Shorts, Plot Bot 9000 threatens to destroy all humans before reading three short stories. The first story, involves a nudist colony and concerns about nipples. Next, a proud father tries his best to ensure his helicopter baby grows up to be a wise mancopter. The last story, discus…
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Castrati (plural of castrato) were male singers, castrated before puberty in order to maintain their high pitched voices while developing the breath strength of an adult. Sidney discusses this fascintating time in history after a 20 minute update on her life. She used many sources, but a special shout out to Opera After Dark for their 2 part series…
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Tianeptine is being sold over over the counter as ZaZa, PHRENZE Red, Stablon, Tianna Red, Pegasus, or Coaxil. This “gas station heroin” is highly addictive, and doctors are scrambling to treat patients appearing in ERs in withrawal. Join Sidney as she discuses it!By Sidney Delorean
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