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Sports Horn – it’s the UK’s third most talked about sports radio network! Join ex-footballer and current pundit Ian Fiveankles with co-host Anthony Richardson as they tackle the biggest sporting stories in their brand new breakfast show, only on SPORTS HORN. Dishing out the sort of insight one can only acquire from playing LDV Vans Trophy fixtures against both Jamie Cureton and Jamie O’Hara, this is a breakfast show not to be missed... Sports Horn is a weekly sports radio parody from Stak an ...
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"I present the UK’s third most talked about Sports Talk radio breakfast show. It was briefly second but then an otter died on air and the momentum was lost…" Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Head on over to here https://x.…
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"We have to look for the positives. We're clinging to small mercies, Ian, as if we're Man United scraping past Coventry city in an FA Cup semi final." Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak Production. This…
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"He rescues baby pandas in his spare time. Extra fluffy ones." Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak Production. This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incident…
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"Nicholas Lyndhurst could have saved millions of lives. But he wanted some wartime punani, unrationed!" Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak Production. This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters,…
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"We stuck a dehumidifier in the shed and sat around drinking Monster and opening paints" Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak Production. This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or …
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“I’m 95 years old, but if I saw Ian Fiveankles in prison I’d tip his tray of food all over his head, scalding him with gravy." Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak Production. This is a work of fiction. A…
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"Bubble from Big Brother 1 here!" Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak Production. This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemb…
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"Ian, you met at the weigh in, you pressed your naked tummies together and glared at each other. How did that feel?" Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak Production. This is a work of fiction. Any names o…
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"One animal that WILL leave this studio alive is Chris Kiwomya’s woodlouse. And that’s an Ian Fiveankles guarantee." Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak Production. This is a work of fiction. Any names o…
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"You can’t hump in this game! This isn’t Orcs & Bjorks Unleashed!" Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak Production. This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or inci…
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"I did go in the kitchen and destroyed all the deep fat fryers!" Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak Production. This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incide…
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"Size is confusing, isn’t it Ian?" "I dunno." Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak Production. This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious…
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"Name a current midfielder in the Premier League that’s harder than me. You couldn’t." "John McGinn." "Apart from him. He’s not of this era. He’s like that bloke in Life on Mars." Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Ho…
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"It’s David Coote." "Who?" Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak Production. This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance t…
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"If David James wanted to impress a sex worker, and there's no evidence to suggest that was part of his motivation..." Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak Production. This is a work of fiction. Any names…
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"It’s Adam and Eve, not Christmas Steve!" ----------- Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak Production. This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fi…
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"We’re getting reports that a local school’s under 8’s girls' are about to burn all their sponsored shinpads" ----------- Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak Production. This is a work of fiction. Any na…
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"Kasey Keller. Marcus Hahnemann. Tim Howard." "The USA has produced some of the world's…goalkeepers." --------- Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak Production. This is a work of fiction. Any names or cha…
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"I just wish her eyes wouldn't wander in restaurants." ----------- Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak Production. This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or inci…
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"While we’re waiting we’ll go back to Mate Kason in Innsbruck and the polyamorous Bobsleigh team." ---- Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak Production. This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters,…
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"He asked for a child’s portion in a Beefeater pub. They messed up the order and gave him an adults’ size… and he just kept eating. He just kept eating." ----------- Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak P…
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"We've got snooker player Stuart Bingham or former world superbike champion Carl Fogarty. Who do you want?" ---- Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak Production. This is a work of fiction. Any names or ch…
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This is classic Dean Saunders, Anthony. You don’t get all those Wales caps without being a winner. I mean, granted Wales didn’t win any games at the time but the point still stands. Featuring Bilaz Zafar, EggsyGLC and more... Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular onli…
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Buoyed by a return to the studio, Ian remains uncompromising. His garden uncompromisingly covered in cardboard, too! ------------ With special guest star, Bilal Zafar. Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Sports Horn is a Stak…
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The UK's 3rd most popular sports radio station returns with former professional footballer turned current pundit Ian Fiveankles and Anthony Richardson taking their rightful place on the breakfast show in SPORTS HORN, SEASON TWO! In our first episode, Ian and Anthony are heading to Ashford International Truck Stop (just off junction 10 of the M20) t…
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It's all come down... to this. The heart-pounding finale of Sports Horn: Season one! Ian Fiveankles... fresh from untangling an ugly web of deception, poor lighting, and wipe-clean latex - finally gets his revenge on his lifelong enemy, Rod Wallace. Or does he? Sports Horn will return for Season 2 shortly, but in the meantime tell your friends abou…
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Coming soon: The Sports Horn Summer Fete - Thorney Park Golf Club, off Junction 15 of the M25! Thanks to Andrew, Blair, Tracey, Richard, Hope, Elliot, John, Damien, Steven, Richard, Joe, Tara, Steve, Joe, TJ, Paul, Mark, Florin, Mark, Kate for their vocal work on this episode! (We think that's everyone!) Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians …
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"It’s like a hairdryer with a giant fist attached and it feels like a sexy robot is punching you hard and very, very quickly." Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-im…
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"Football's not like it was." Many thanks to James Knowles, Saal Iverson, James Richmond, Luke Sweeney, Dan Tappin, Richard Courtice, Keith Hubner and Luke Kempner for the extra voices! Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tel…
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"He got the quantity wrong on his Tesco delivery and he was too proud to return it." Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream you…
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This week, the boys are raising money for 'Horse Children.' The charity that supports children who have never, ever seen a horse. Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all…
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Brought to you by tiny hammers, making inadequate men feel like the giants they deserve to be! Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you …
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"Jake Humphrey?" "No, Fake Humphrey. Jake Humphrey does a totally different performance podcast." ------- Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wh…
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The Sports Horn breakfast show team have blown the dust off an old copy of 'Pro Darwo Soccer 2003', and are getting back into the greatest football game ever created (well the ones that contain Muzzy Izzet, at least.) Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketc…
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'See it' on one cup, 'say it' on the other, and then 'sorted' on my knickers please... Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream y…
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It’s a book shop owned by ex-Fulham midfielder Steed Malbranque! Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which wi…
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Sports Horn: picking up the pieces, post Storm Berrnard... Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will all…
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Is *anyone* bigger than the club?! Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows…
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'Who's Their Daddy?' - only on the Ian Fiveankles Breakfast Show. Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which w…
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Help Mart Poom escape and you'll win an air fryer! Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to…
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We're sorry to announce that Jonathan Wilkes has pulled out. (Warning: this episode contains exceedingly strong language.) Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-import…
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Danny Murphy, in a room... eating cubes of jelly. For Asthma. Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will …
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Remember back in 2020, when Messi and Ronaldo went into space? That was proper mad, wasn't it? Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you …
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How many times?! He’s not an F1 driver. He test drove for F1. He did Le Mans twice, didn’t finish. Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever …
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Will Ian Harte... give the key to your heart? Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make…
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Let us be your Mourn Hub™. Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows! Sports…
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Because sometimes, you just need a big purple dildo. Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us …
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He was buying deodorant. And jonnies! Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more sh…
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