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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
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Jackie sends her son to pacifier rehab, breaks down red carpet looks, pop culture happenings and has an existential life changing trip to Costco! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month GDEFY: Enjoy a special summer offer at www.gdefy.co…
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Jackie goes over a very detailed account of people, places and bizarre things that give her rosacea and make her irrationally angry. She also goes through the Goop Gift Guide and will change your entire perspective on frosted lip gloss. Thanks for supporting my sponsors!This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE to…
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Jackie discusses recent pop culture happenings like Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's relationship, Jennifer Lopez post divorce trail blazing and some toxic suburban altercations! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Home Chef: For a limited time get 18 free meals plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE GDEFY: Get $20 off your order of …
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Jackie reminisces on childhood catfishing, chili dog psychology and more people, places and things she hates in honor of Labor Day!! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month GDEFY Shoes: Enjoy a special summer offer of $20 off your order …
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Jackie has an out of body experience in a public restroom, attempts to cancel Balenciaga and psychoanalyzes the correlation between Bennifer home decor choices and the downfall of their relationship. Thanks for Supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com GDefy: Enj…
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As a gift to herself, Jackie discusses people, places and things she irrationally hates for over an hour. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com CBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www.CBDistillery.com GDefy: Enjoy a special summer o…
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Jackie deep dives "It Ends with Us" drama, gets into her baby's first parking lot altercation and condemns Kanye West! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to …
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Jackie is back from New York with her terroristic son, celebrates Charli XCX's birthday from a distance and psychoanalyzes Blake Lively's press tour looks. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com ARMRA: Receive 15% off your first order at www.TryARMR…
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Jackie has an unexpectedly deep and wholesome conversation with Hannah Berner for some feel good fun at the tail end of Hannah's press tour. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com Mixhers: Use promo code BITCHBIBLE ar checkout for an additional 10% …
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Jackie sits down with rising phoenix Countess Luann de Lesseps to deep dive all things Real Housewives, effortless elegance, lesbian trysts and JOVANI. DUH. Cue the Moroccan remix! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Naked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE H…
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Jackie recaps her son's first birthday party, why Shannon Beador is the best housewife of all time and why the alcoholics are ruining Disney World. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Factor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month at www.factormeals.com/bible50 Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout for 30% off…
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Jackie is joined by friend Whitney Cummings to discuss psychotic traits, tampon trauma and spread Lyme(s) Disease awareness? Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month CBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www.CBDistillery.com …
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Jackie reignites a 2016 feud with Olivia Culpo, spreads some love and light by sharing a current gratitude list and starts a new initiative to replace trad wives, with trag wives. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! "Addyi, The Little Pink Pill" - See full prescribing information and medication guide, including boxed warning for severe low blood pre…
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Jackie sits down with legend Gary Janetti to discuss niche travel insights, the trauma of faux plants and pop culture history. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Armra: Receive 15% off your first order, and start strengthening your immune system today at www.tryarmra.com/BIBLE This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHB…
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Jackie enters another verbal downward spiral after being targeted on social media, discusses her sexual fantasies with John Mayer and why she will NOT be watching "The Bachelorette". Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation to learn about Micro Laser Fat removal today at www.sonobello.com/BIBLE The Farmer's Dog…
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Jackie breaks down rodent hot boys, highschool graduation updates, trauma dumps and why no one cares about the hard boiled eggs you had for breakfast! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Gravity Defyer Shoes: Experience ultimate comfort and pain relief and use code Bible for $30 off orders of $130 or more at www.gdefy.com Honeylove: Get 20% off and …
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A throwback so unhinged no intro is needed. After a solo teppanyaki breakfast, Jackie rants about everything under the sun, and tells the origin story of the Bitch Bible podcast. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food plus free shipping at www.thefarmersdog.com/bible Hyatt Vivid Grand Island: Visit w…
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Jackie shares a life altering secret that will shock and disappoint listeners and creates a course of action to rectify the humiliation. And she also talks about The Valley and lizards? Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month CBDistill…
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Jackie is joined by Erin and Sara Foster to discuss sisterly tensions, child rearing and other niche disgruntles of the world! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! ARMRA: Receive 15% off your first order, and start strengthening your immune system today at www.tryarmra.com/BIBLE What's Gaby Cooking: Grilling All the Things: Available everywhere books…
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Jackie heads to New York for public humiliation, starts beef with NASDAQ and the American Women's Fencing Team and returns home with a rolling cooler of broken dreams. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.HappyMammoth.com Marley Spoon: Use code BITCHBIBLE for up to 25 f…
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Jackie sits down with Lindsay Hubbard from Summer House to discuss all your unanswered questions about her relationships, sandwich preferences and fully activated off camera moments. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Rosetta Stone: Get Rosetta Stone's Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.rosettastone.com/bible Squarespace: Save 10% off your f…
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Jackie sits down with Kyle Richards to discuss all things Real Housewives, her whirlwind year, her next chapter and most importantly her sister Kim’s chicken salad. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! DraftKings: Download the app, sign up with code BIBLE, and start by playing just $5 to get $50 in Casino Credits in your pocket instantly at www.draft…
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Jackie shares tales of yesteryear, reviews "The Idea of You" and does LIVE coverage of the Met Ball 2024 fashions! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! DraftKings: Download the app and use code BIBLE to start playing with just five dollars and get one hundred back instantly in Casino Credits at www.DraftKings.com Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE ar check…
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Jackie dissects controversial Taylor Swift lyrics, has another almost altercation at her local Homegoods and celebrates lesbian visibility week! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Naked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shi…
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Jackie publishes her first work of literature by way of Yelp review after being attacked by a rat in Home Depot, reviews the new Taylor Swift album, and about 462 other topics she can't remember because she has rabies. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! DraftKings: Download the app and use code BIBLE to start playing with just five dollars and g…
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Jackie dissects Coachella culture, Gen Z ruining everything, Pookie updates and women's sports. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Factor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off at www.FactorMeals.com/bible50 Framebridge: Visit www.framebridge.com today to get started and custom frame just about anything Marley Spoon: Use code BITCHBIBLE for up to 25 f…
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Jackie phones friend Heather McMahan for emotional support dealing with grief, the eclipse, manipulative marital strategies and red carpet disasters. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first b…
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Jackie debuts her latest act of philanthropy, celebrates Easter by relishing in families get hit with a tundra and discusses the latest in pop culture news. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at c…
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Jackie ponders marine life, reminisces on the early 2000's, offers a variety of musical and television critique, and reinfects her eyeball with conjunctivitis. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible and get FREE shipping Honey Love: Save 20% at www.hon…
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Jackie breaks down Vanderpump Rules, her recent trauma at Target, new beef with a narc neighbor and distasteful motherhood updates! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Caden Lane: Use code BIBLE for 20% off your order at www.CadenLane.com/BIBLE Factor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off at www.FactorMeals.com/bible50 Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE a…
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Jackie is back from Paris Fashion Week with the raw retinas to prove it. After contracting conjunctivitis, she recaps her medical trauma whilst abroad. She also discusses the Oscars and breaks down her best dressed. Apologies to Vanessa Hudgens. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your fir…
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