Best Jacob Elton Podcasts (2024)

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“Talkin’ bout Floodin” By Kevin Thomas 14:23

11M ago14:23

14:23

God talks to Noah about the great flood, Written by Kevin Thomas Production by Brad Maclean God- Kevin Thomas Noah- Pixie Jenkins Narrator- Brad MacleanBy Brad Maclean

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SW33 - Fox's on the run 1:00:07

11M ago1:00:07

1:00:07

This week the boys, and Chrissy, have escaped prison and are being chased down by the filth.. written and produced by Brad Maclean This episode is dedicated to David Wait. imagine knowing he lived his whole life to be remembered in this shit..... rest in peace mate. thanks to the following for their great voices and willingness to help with my fool…

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Mad Max Featuring Elton John & Lady Diana 13:55

1+ y ago13:55

13:55

Elton and Lady Di steal a pursuit special and drive it to their eventual death….. thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Pixie Jenkins, PetchraChelli, Beefy and JJ. Poodle written and produced by Brad Maclean (with some original bits from mad max) Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the "Stumpy and Grumpy" podcast @ - https://stumpy-and-gru…

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32 Shipwrecked - Prison Break 1:24:37

1+ y ago1:24:37

1:24:37

This week the boys, and Chrissy, are involved in a jail break, this is the CHristmas episode for 2022, merry Christmas everybody, much love. written and produced by Brad Maclean This episode is dedicated to David Wait. imagine knowing he lived his whole life to be remembered in this shit..... rest in peace mate. thanks to the following for their gr…

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…I slipped in the shower 3:28

2y ago3:28

3:28

just a song about putting things up your ass (cough) I mean slipping over in the showerBy Brad Maclean

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31 shipwrecked - jacob de blade... five times a charm 1:19:14

2y ago1:19:14

1:19:14

This week the boys get probed on an alien spacecraft before smashing a house, wrecking an office and stealing a near 400 year old Rembrant painting from south london (whilst riding get-away horses) PLUS, its an hour twenty long for Big Jase in his Big she'll be right Mack! written and put together by Brad Maclean This episode is dedicated to David …

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Dumb and Dahmer 21:56

2y ago21:56

21:56

this will save you from having to watch the whole Dahmer series on Netflix.... because the narrator will run through it as he questions weather or not Timmy has actually watched it, or is just talking shit, I'd put my bangers on the latter!By Brad Maclean

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A stiffy joke.... 9:27

2y ago9:27

9:27

the crew are sitting around watching the royal funeral, as you'd imagine, they're proper monarchists and proud of how much money it cost to bury the old bird. Oh, and king Charles wished he was a tampax!By Brad Maclean

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30 shipwrecked - An American wears wolf in London 1:07:45

2y ago1:07:45

1:07:45

This week we are still in hard cunts territory and john suggested I write an american warewolf section, so I refused, and wrote an American wears wolf bit, he doesn't run this fucking show! also Johnny the Blade talks us into robbing a bank (rhymes with bank) and Ivan kills our only fan! written and put together by Brad Maclean This episode is dedi…

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David Wait tribute 16:48

2y ago16:48

16:48

this is a tribute to the late Dave W, Dj Dave, the Guvna of the Lurchers armpit, fisherman and good dude. my thoughts go out to Dave's freinds and family, love to the Wait family. I hope you get a smile from hearing Daves voice's. much love.By Brad Maclean

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pumpkin feta salad - shipwrecked playhouse production 3:51

2y ago3:51

3:51

The most annoying cafe in the worldBy Brad Maclean

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Island boy 13:07

2y ago13:07

13:07

the Narrator and Timmy sort out a rumour about Kev being an Island Boy... written and put together by Brad Maclean 21/8/22 new full episode written, sent out and will be up soon.....By Brad Maclean

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29 shipwrecked - Johnny the blade 1:09:49

2y ago1:09:49

1:09:49

This week the boys, and Chrissy, find themselves heading to London afterthe answering machine voice is stollen by none other than Johnny the Blade from the infamous show "Hard Cunts"...... will they get it back, will they return to the island, will anyone listen??? who knows, who cares and who even reads this shit? thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wils…

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28 shipwrecked - thriller 1:09:35

2+ y ago1:09:35

1:09:35

Is Jimmy back? Is the fat bloke in the red leather outfit a "Jackophile"? is Mad Max one the best movie ever made or has "The lord of the rings and a car chase" become the new favourite? all this and fuck all else on another shit episode of the most un-listened and almost never downloaded podcast on the market..... Shipwrecked, Shipwrecked, Ahhhhhh…

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27 shipwrecked - Star Wars 1:02:36

2+ y ago1:02:36

1:02:36

This week the men (and Chrissy) head into outerspace on a mission to stop Gay Lord Vader giving the world Aids..... can they get the job done? will they return as heroes, did the Gay lord shag Bummet Fett?????? who knows, who cares, just press play to find out.... thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Pixie Jenkins, PetchraChelli and …

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26 shipwrecked - Jaws 1:12:52

2+ y ago1:12:52

1:12:52

this week the narrator gets carried away with just how magnificent he thinks his voice is, so he takes on the roll of Quint, the shark boat captain in the classic movie JAWS, basically its the same old shit. thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Pixie Jenkins, PetchraChelli written and put together by Brad Maclean Listen to Pixie and …

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25 shipwrecked - kevin's dream 1:00:15

2+ y ago1:00:15

1:00:15

this week Kev gets his arm cut off by john in a new game called Cops & Rambo's, then gets his hand replace with an egg whisk. Ivan opens up about being raised by wild dogs and Pixie gets a candle holder stuck in his throat..... thanks to Kevin Thomas, Jen Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Pixie Jenkins, PetchraChelli, and Jason Maclean written an…

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24 shipwrecked - the north pole 49:09

3y ago49:09

49:09

this week the lads from the island go to the north pole and Ivan kills santa and his missus, oh, they also try and save christmas... thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Darcy Maclean and Pixie Jenkins written and put together by Brad Maclean Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the "Stumpy and Grumpy" podcast @ - https://stumpy-and-grumpy…

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22 shipwrecked - the possum & the stranger 48:59

3y ago48:59

48:59

this is episode 22... the missing episode, this is baisically the Twilight Zone of shipwrecked (season one) It took a new cast and a re-write to get it out, but I can wipe my brow and sleep now knowing that its done!! thanks to Dave W, Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Darcy Maclean and Pixie Jenkins written and put together by Brad Maclean…

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23 shipwrecked - the predator 49:32

3y ago49:32

49:32

this episode see's the boys steal a helicopter and in the hope of visiting a holidaying island local, Kevin Thomas, who has pissed off to the Grand Canyon.... but they don't make it, they crash. will they die, or will they end up re-enacting the 1987 movie "Predator", well the hint is in the title... thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vij…

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21.3/4 shipwrecked - the vacuum incident 36:05

3y ago36:05

36:05

this episode was written as a three quarter mark to another script that was written and caused the crew to disappear without a word......... again... mystical powers Eddie....... mystical powers.... oh, and the narrator gets his knob caught in a vacuum cleaner thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vijars, and Pixie Jenkins also a special gue…

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21.5 shipwrecked - pixie and the cosmonaut 26:31

3y ago26:31

26:31

this episode was written as a halfway mark to another script that was written and caused the crew to disappear without a word......... mystical powers Eddie....... mystical powers.... thanks to Dave W, Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vijars, and Pixie Jenkins written and put together by Brad Maclean Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the "Stumpy and…

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21 shipwrecked - message in a bottle 1:07:15

3y ago1:07:15

1:07:15

after a 7 year break we go back to the island to find out that fuck all has changed... thank you to all the crew - jimmy poodle, petchra chelli, john wilson, kevin thomas, gav gross, dave wait, brian o'beef, max, and brad. written and produced by brad maclean. artwork by jimmy poodle. silly ideas from jimmy and john.…

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Hard C*nts 3 - hair of the dog 52:30

3y ago52:30

52:30

The boys steal Mark "the hammer's" dog and hold it for ransom.... oh and bump into the pet shop boys..By Brad Maclean

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Hard C*nts 2 - the knuckle 56:19

3y ago56:19

56:19

Gav AKA "the knuckle" wins the bare knuckle boxing titleBy Brad Maclean

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Hard C*nts 1 - the golden lotus 25:41

3y ago25:41

25:41

the hard men of the Lurchers Armpit rob the local chinese shopBy Brad Maclean

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20 shipwrecked - rocket man 1:05:15

3y ago1:05:15

1:05:15

finally, the boys are going home (or into outer space) after finding basil bottler and his methane fued rocket on the other side of the islandBy Brad Maclean

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19 shipwrecked - the passion of the poodle 1:09:14

3y ago1:09:14

1:09:14

this week we act out the easter story in honnor of the great chocolate makers and bad parents who left their kids nailed up with no sun protectionBy Brad Maclean

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18 shipwrecked - the robinson brothers 1:05:40

3y ago1:05:40

1:05:40

jimmy kills a sacred cow shipwrecked 18 - "The Robinson Brothers" featuring John Wilson, Gav Cross, Jimmy Poodle, Murray Hartin, Kevin Thomas, Petrachelli, Beefy, the lovely Julia Cloughley Sneddon, Seraphin Fang, Brad Maclean and the Narrator. This was part of a radio play i wrote a few years back and was very fortunate to have these great voice's…

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17 shipwrecked - the pearl necklace 49:12

3y ago49:12

49:12

the pearl neclace is spotted off the coast of the island, so dave turns up on a jet ski and runs the boys over to meet the nicest pirate on the oceanBy Brad Maclean

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16 shipwrecked - the mutiny & the bounty 44:56

3y ago44:56

44:56

the boys are planning a mutiny, julia's pulling her hair out putting up with their shit! Scott's need's to get back to the kebab shopBy Brad Maclean

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15 shipwrecked - the mermaid & the pirate 44:46

3y ago44:46

44:46

the boys try and take over a ship sailed to the island by scott who works in a pirate themed kebab shop. this episode we have the lovely voice of julia the mermaid (she followed scott all the way from Scotland)By Brad Maclean

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14 shipwrecked - talent show 44:18

3y ago44:18

44:18

what better way to lift moral than by having the islands first ever talent quest, jimmy cuts ron in half and the island is graced with the lovely guest judge Crystal GorgeousBy Brad Maclean

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13 shipwrecked - soap box derby 50:10

3y ago50:10

50:10

the boys have a soapbox derby and brad gets aidsBy Brad Maclean

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12 shipwrecked - god only knows 37:35

3y ago37:35

37:35

This episode see's John and Emu legged Kev in a cooking pot, while PetraChelli gets to act out his long time dream of presenting a Keith Floyd type cooking show..... John Wilson, PetraChelli, Gav Cross, Kevin Thomas, Jimmy Poodle, Brad Maclean and The Narrator Thanks to the fella's involved, it was good fun gents......…

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11 shipwrecked - bohemian tragedy 39:55

3y ago39:55

39:55

In this episode john convinces us to sing a song written by the Queen. Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Jimmy Poodle, Dave Henderson, PetraChelli, Gav Gross, Brad Maclean, The Narrator.By Brad Maclean

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10 shipwrecked - willy wonka 28:41

3y ago28:41

28:41

the boys find gav's secret underground souvenir factory and petchra holds a ferretBy Brad Maclean

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9 shipwrecked - the musical 24:03

3y ago24:03

24:03

this episode we venture into the world of musicals and bullshit, with quite a dramatic bit written by Jimmy Poodle PetraChelli, Jimmy Poodle, Brad Maclean, John Wilson, Kevin Thomas, Max MacleanBy Brad Maclean

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8 shipwrecked - gilligan's island 14:02

3y ago14:02

14:02

this episode the boys pull a radio from the plane john crashed and try to call for help...... featuring PetraChelli, Jimmy Poodle, Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, the Narrator, Brad Maclean and the boys from Gilligans Island!By Brad Maclean

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7 shipwrecked - pig man 15:22

3y ago15:22

15:22

this episode we have Petra, Jimmy, John, Brad, the Narrator and Wikkis DeBeer, a white racist pig farmer from south africa who doesn't like whitesBy Brad Maclean

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6 shipwrecked - goat race 10:45

3y ago10:45

10:45

its only brad and jim, so the boys have a goat raceBy Brad Maclean

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5 shipwrecked - ron, kev, kevin. 12:29

3y ago12:29

12:29

this episode we meet San Diego's favorite son, Kevin Thomas AKA Ron.... and other stuff Jimmy Poodle, PetraChelli, Brad Maclean, John Wilson, Kevin ThomasBy Brad Maclean

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4 shipwrecked - plane crash 11:27

3y ago11:27

11:27

this week the Narrator is starting to sound like "The Narrator!" a storm hits the island, a plane crashes and John Wilson arrives featuring the great voices of Cumbria's own PetraChelli, Ireland's favorite son Jimmy Poodle, Liverpool's ex bus driver of the year John Wilson and me who grew up in Kerang, Australia.…

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3 shipwrecked - you say it best 8:39

3y ago8:39

8:39

Shipwrecked 3, we are still going nowhere, jimmy gets burnt, Wilson’s sister jets kicked into the sea and the Japanese eat dolphins.. Once again it’s just me, PetraChelli and Jimmy Poodle, these blokes are goodn’s, And if PC reads this, I hope you’re going well mate.By Brad Maclean

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2 shipwrecked - wilson's sister 5:47

3y ago5:47

5:47

this is the second of the shipwrecked episodes i wrote a few years ago. Featuring Cumbrian PetraChelli and Irishman Jimmy Poodle, its about a tennis ball with a hole in it called "wilson's sister" I was still trying to get the hang of the narrator’s voice at this point!!By Brad Maclean

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1 shipwrecked - stranded 4:06

3y ago4:06

4:06

this was the start of the multi episode series "shipwrecked" at this stage the narrator had a voice that was new and hard to do, A Cumbrian named PetraChelli and an Irishman named Jimmy Poodle (obviously their real names!) they are great blokes with lap top microphones and it was a lot of fun.By Brad Maclean

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