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To: The Restless, The Insomniacs, The Stressed-out, The Overworked, The Doom-Scrollers, The Worried and The Bored: THIS IS FOR YOU Good writing is meant to make you think. This is the opposite. Short, funny, (unfortunately true) stories that have mostly to do with Nothing, to help you turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Because you're looking at your phone anyway.
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When Cora finds her home ransacked in the middle of the night, both she and the local police force are shocked to discover the unlikeliest of culprits. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.c…
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When Harper can't get out of a rut, she finds her kick in the pants in the last place she dreamed of looking. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell…
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Here it is, our weekly BS. Why is Jo getting hypnotized? Is Morgan a thief? Listen and find out! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have…
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When 17-year-old Gregory lands his dream job at the local Hyatt, he isn’t exactly prepared for what can happen during a night shift. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stor…
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When Grandma Cookie kicks the bucket, she leaves behind an unexpected ingredient in her famous pie. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only h…
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Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for submitting your stories and taking this fun and ridiculous journey with us. We want to create a space where you can get to know us better...but without interrupting your Bedtime Story! So, come join us for some weekly BS Bonus episodes. Ask questions, tell us your story...or just skip over it- we'll love you eith…
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When a small-town girl, living in the lonely world of suburbia in the 1960s, hatches a plan to get to the biggest party of the year, the night ends… well… quite unexpectedly. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxiety…
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WELCOME BACK TO A NEW SEASON! This time we have even more laughs, less chit chat, and bi-weekly true and fabulous stories to turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Today, we help ease you into your week and banish those Sunday Scaries with a different kind of story. We didn't change the names or the location or make much of it up. Because it's a…
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When Benji is (yet again) the new kid in class, he struggles to make friends in the tight-knit Florida school until his (sort of) secret art skills come into play. This is our last Summer RERUN!! Get ready for our new season! New episodes start on September 15th, we can't wait to share these stories with you. This is a super, super, SUPER fun inter…
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Spending some quality time with your family this summer? Feeling, say, just a tad on edge? Oh, then this is the story for you. Stay tuned at the end for Morgan and Jo letting it rip a bit on the in-law situations. Enjoy this audio chill pill for 15 solid minutes of a brain vacation. We'll be back with new episodes in September. 🌈 Lost your Earpods?…
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Enjoy spending half an hour on the Jersey Shore with this wondeful and slightly cringy true story of adolescent experimentation in the late 90s. We'll be back in a month with more fresh tales to take your brain off the crazy train and into chill town. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're i…
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When Masie plans her first big, real date with the boy of her dreams in 7th grade, what could possibly go wrong? Well, it depends if there's some Super Glue in the equation. STAY TUNED for the end of the episode when Morgan and Jo discuss who the story is really about and how their middle school nightmares have haunted them well into middle age. 🌈 …
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This is fun, fabulous, and wild cowgirl story takes place somewhere out in the mountains on the backs of some very fast horses. You'll feel the summer heat and warm breeze and smell the wildflowers within minutes of this podcast starting. And then, you can totally change of the vibe and stay tuned to the end and hear Morgan and Jo whine, bitch, com…
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Remember this one about Burt's sartorial choices for a massive and very fancy wedding? No? Well, it's right here. And stay tuned for our BS after the episode as Morgan and Jo walk down memory lane and into a coat closet in London, New Years, 2003. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in lu…
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☀️ SUMMER IS HEEEEERE! ☀️ At the end of this entertaining and fabulous episode, Jo and Morgan discuss the sketchy secrets of their dating pasts... Tune in, tune out, chill, enjoy, and at least for the next hour, let Morgan do all your worrying for you! So sit back, relax, clean the house furiously, or try not to lose it while sitting in traffic as …
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When two sort-of tipsy but very well intentioned British septuagenarian ladies risk their lives (kinda) to rescue a ferocious beast (not really,) they wind up in a situation that no one expected. Please save the real and viral story until the end. But, we did promise you a link, so, yeah, here it is: https://people.com/baby-hedgehog-rescued-woman-p…
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We have a super fun chat with Kristen about all things True Crime and how to turn off your brain at the end of the day. We so appreciate this brilliant and talented woman. So sit back, relax, clean the house furiously, or try not to lose it while sitting in traffic as you zone out to this super entertaining and viral story. Thank you, all of you An…
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Writer, actress, podcaster, and model Kristen Seavey (Murder, She Told) reads the story of Shauna and what happened to her brain one night after listening to too many scary podcasts. This is a fun and sweet story of a millennial mom who's imagination (and thermal camera) get the better of her. So sit back, relax, clean the house furiously, or try n…
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LIONS AND TIGERS AND EXES, OH MY!!! Kidding. There are no lions or tigers in this one. But there is an ex. An ex who haunts Livvy for over a year... 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.…
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When two worn-out moms get away for the weekend, they lament about the moronic times in their lives being over. That is, until they're not. We are especially enamored by this story and hope you love it as much as we do! 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are avail…
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We are silly thrilled to have the opportunity to chat with the real guy about the real story that went REAL viral. Pierson's story sums up, in so many ways, what Anxiety Addicts is really about: creating a community (and entertainment) about our blunders, our mistakes, our good intentions, questionable outcomes, and our impressive human ability to …
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OH PATRICK!!!!! When Patrick Schlessinger takes it upon himself to beautify his community, well, its not the outcome that he planted. This is a wild and viral story about good deeds, good intentions, and the not-always-good internet. Check out the interview with the real "Patrick" as well. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate…
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Yay!!! A 90s High School Story!! When Ashley finalllllllyyyy tries to lie to her parents and sneak out, her grand plan gets interrupted by the unlikeliest of sources. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsb…
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What happens when Maggie jets off to the wildest music festival in the West with hope in her heart, a job interview on the horizon, and a pair of sequin boots? THIS HAPPENS. Morgan and Jo discuss how they're not QUITE mature enough to accept the advice of their elders. Anyway, this one is funny and imaginatve and will transport you to another world…
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When Chelsea brings her boyfriend, Trey, home for the holidays, she's intent on two things: winning over her parents and forgetting what she saw in a stranger's garage. Good luck, Chelsea! Jo and Morgan discuss their lack of education regarding basic life skills. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? T…
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When Andrea tries to get a handle on her social anxiety, things go much differently than she planned... for everyone involved. Jo and Morgan discuss the greatest feeling on Earth.... relief. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasur…
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When Colin has to wait two entire years to get back at his best friend, well, it better be worth it. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only …
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When Max finds herself on the basketball court for a playoff game, she has a wildly difference performance than anyone expected. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?…
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In this ridiculous and true story about your favorite Anxiety Addicts, Morgan and Jo turn a perfectly reasonable Springtime outing into a possible Unsolved Mystery. ❤️ For the next two weeks, we're posting our favorite BS of the season ❤️ So tune in, tune out, and enjoy this very true, very well-read, and VERY entertaining tale. 🌈 Lost your Earpods…
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When Justin takes a trip to India and gets more attention than he'd ever imagined, he blames it on his shorts. Spoiler: It's not the shorts. ❤️ For the next two weeks, we're posting our favorite BS of the season ❤️ So tune in, tune out, and enjoy this very true, very well-read, and VERY entertaining tale. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at you…
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Josh Brener (The Last Of Us, Silicon Valley) reads the story of Dex, who's twelve and on a mission to acquire a coveted (and illegal) VHS tape and smuggle it across the border to Canada. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at…
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When Fitz's lack of attention to detail lands him in the literal spotlight, the fallout is fabulous and unanticipated. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have on…
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When Brooke finally gets her doctorate and attempts to start her own therapy practice, she finds a different party than she was looking for. Hey hey, Sexy Insomniacs.... 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddic…
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When the summer of '99 arrives with a bang, Kyle is painfully inspired by the new Jason Biggs movie premiering in town. He is taking this secret to the grave. But first, to Anxiety Addicts. Hey hey, Sexy Insomniacs.... 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are availa…
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When Jodi meets her dream man in Santa Fe during the dusty summer of '99, it takes something... otherworldly to alert her to his bright, red flags. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. …
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When Vix tries her best to throw a rad party at her parent's New York apartment, she ends up cleaning up more than one unexpected mess. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the s…
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We know we always say this... but... This one is SO GOOD!!! Thank you, thank you to "Natalie" for submitting this absolutely fabulous story (fabulous for us, we're sorry it happened to you 😂) When Natalie relocates to SF, she has to make new friends for the first time in her adult life. Does she misread this one like crazy? Or are people totally nu…
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When Bee tries her very best to impress her crush on Valentine's Day, she finds something new in her heart - with a very embarrassing detour. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love…
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When Jennifer has to attend the funeral of her new boyfriend's great Aunt Betty, she ends up falling pretty hard for her new family. Morgan and Jo discuss utter nonsense that has nothing to do with anything and their parents think this part of the episode should be cut from the podcast. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate th…
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When Kayla and Courtney find both the perfect lunch spot to avoid their classmates and a love for old-school photography, they find themselves combining the two in a way they never could have imagined. Morgan and Jo discuss their high school shenanigans and look back on their time at public school in the 90s with probably way too much nostalgia. Th…
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When Emma and Xavier both, on the same night, independently sabotage their marriage, the truth comes out despite their best efforts. This story is funny and ridiculous and didn't hurt anyone - in fact, it was just the opposite. Everyone's lives are better because this happened. Ok, maybe not everyone, but these two people are... Sorry, we should ha…
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When Luke finally lands a much-anticipated, 'dream job' interview, he's obsessed with making the perfect impression until things sort of go, well, downhill. This is one of those stories to make you believe in the bigger picture and maybe laugh a bit at your younger self. Morgan and Jo discuss bartending and then go on an entertaining tangent that h…
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Woo Hoo!!! Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories is over here celebrating our 60th episode with a FANTASTIC story about relationships, new beginnings, bad dogs, and, it wouldn't be a truly on-brand story for our dedicated Insomniacs without a trip to the ER. So here you are, episode 60 of our BS! When Arty thinks he has a shot at a second chance with a …
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When Hannah gets her marching orders from her eldest brother to grow the eff up, they both learn a lesson in what could be the most uncomfortable way possible. Morgan and Jo discuss birth order and why their siblings got it so much easier than them. 😊 Thank you all of you raging insomniacs for these ridiculous and wonderful stories that we are much…
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When Marcus changes his life and outlook through his new obsession, karate, he can't wait to take his crush to the dojo to show off his skills. Life, however (of course) has other plans for him. Morgan and Jo discuss this weird fantasy of having someone just, like, accidentally witness them doing something amazing but also Jo's deep fear and anxiet…
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When Maria goes to Paris with her boyfriend for the trip of a romantic lifetime, she gets served a harsh dose of reality, in the form of a very cute baby. Morgan and Jo discuss their cold, dead, cynical hearts and their brilliant relationship decisions when they were young. This is a sweet, fun story to remind us that we're all in this together. 🌈 …
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Read by Boston's own Will Noonan, this is the ultimate friendship story that sets the bar perfectly high and we can't stop smiling. Thank you Thank you Anonymous Internet Person for 1) sharing this story and 2) being the best friend that a teenage human could possibly imagine. When Smitty's best friend finally gets a shot with his high school love,…
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When Benji is (yet again) the new kid in class, he struggles to make friends in the tight-knit Florida school until his (sort of) secret art skills come into play. Jo and Morgan discuss Jo's obsession with coming-of-age stories and the movie, The Way Way Back which she thinks everyone should watch. And Morgan lies which is something that happens, l…
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When Morgan - sorry - MEGAN 😂 moves to Italy, the first few cultural difference throw her for a real loop. And Jo raps on this one and it's just horrible. Morgan and Jo discuss the reality of the story and Morgan promises to add actual video footage of the event to the newsletter. Thank you, awesome listeners and fans, for your submissions and star…
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A Tale As Old As Time... When Christina and Jeffrey try to do something nice for their parents, it backfires. Hard. At a wedding... Their wedding. Morgan and Jo discuss how weird/awkward family stuff can be. Don't forget to like and subscribe! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! …
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