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It's Not Me, It's Absolutely You! Networking & Restaurants – Locals – I Like Going To Pools – She’s a Hooker and That’s No Pimp – The Pool At Caesars Palace – I Locked Myself Out of The Room In My Underwear – Ryan Johnson Took Me To Lunch – The Cheap Trick Show at The Joint – My Date with Phil Lewis – Clean & Fruit – Watch & Luggage Stores – My Gig…

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