New eps drop first on Patreon! Halloween thoughts (5:34), Washington Post endorsements (10:03), Trump at MSG (20:34), who are the modern "fun people" (38:45), did the Celtics ruin the NBA? (1:09:32), foreign basketball crowds (1:30:21), Stat Hog returns, from rooter to tooter (1:43:03), welcome to the year of the chucker (1:59:51).…

Eps drop first on Patreon! Stray cats (1:30), tech guy on Twitter says NYC sucks (13:12), Elizabeth Street garden (25:02), Trump slings McGriddles (35:65), Billie Eilish in Girbauds (1:51:54), live from the WNBA Finals (1:02:12), Knicks vibes: off (1:20:24), how good is Wemby already? (1:40:06).

New eps drop first on Patreon! Airbnb aesthetics (6:04), European art fairs (11:23), the redundancies of generational criticism (26:02), Kamala Harris veers right (46:21), Donte vs the Brunsons (1:07:34), New York sports fever (1:25:25), Ant critiques Mikal's jumper (1:34: 01), Embiid's health (1:40:25).…

Listen to new eps first on Patreon! Cookies Hoops Classic 3, Vampire Weekend spins New York (6:25), Tanking and fan service (22:17), "Joker 2" and "Pavements" (31:43), Kendra Randle need her space (45:02), debut of the Big Bodega (53:51), Dolan redeemed? (1:00:26), legends of the Garden (1:10:04), hood-hopping Liberty fans (1:23:32), Haliburton "fu…

New eps drop first on Patreon! British prestige television (22:05), stadium oysters (37:04), vermin (48:27), Towns to the Knicks (1:02:15), a requiem for Julius (1:21:32), fixing Wolves (1:34), Lowe and the history of modern basketball writing (1:45:04).

Eps drop first on Patreon! Age Gap Autumn (2:34), Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr (16:45), the Toronto accent (25:31), Puff Daddy associate witch-hunt (40:32), Nude Africa (50:10), Woj retiring (1:03:25), "Starting 5" on Netflix (1:25:15) and the challenge of contemporary basketball docs, Nets lore and the Jersey curse (1:32:27), Ben Simmons back in the la…

New eps drop on Patreon first! Live from San Gennaro (1:23), the Millennial lawlessness of Greenpoint's new swap meet (7:45), pet eating fantasies (26:02), online garbage: where did we go wrong? (37:41), 1988 reset glitch theory (47:43), assassination attempt 2: more assassination attempts (5:21:01), Caitlin Clark's rookie season in perspective (1:…

Listen to new eps as soon as they drop on Patreon! NYFW (2:34), Kendrick at the Super Bowl (22:34), seeing gray people (35:54), $100,000 a pod from the Russians (52:18), Rich Homie Quan (1:02:21), Alijah Arenas (1:08:23), are shooting guards smart? (1:16:34), Camden Sixers (1:32:47), tragedy of Patrick Ewing (1:50:32), Jamal Murray: cheaper to keep…

New eps drop first on Patreon! NYC Parks Dept pizza box disposal strategy (6:12), psyop backboards in Tompkins (16:23), Doechii fever (24:14), rap golden ages (37), Kuo vs the entire sport of tennis (48:03), candidates for the abdicated King of New York throne (57:06), somebody's sleeping in my med bed (1:08:45), the Caitlin Clark content cornucopi…

New eps drop on Patreon first! Shocking footage of Downtown depravity (2:45), DNC convention (15:45), Andrew hates cars (22:45), RFK Jr. and the Kennedy clan (39:04), song of the summer: Jaylen Brown and A$AP Ferg! (50:48), Brunson glazing reaches new heights (54:22), Bezos interested in buying the Celtics (1:04:32), interesting basketball minds (1…

New eps first on Patreon! Go sign up, my guy. "Home Court" merch drop 1:30, Time Again is the charm (5:45), indignity of waiting in lines (19:43), Korea vs Japan (26:18), crosscountry trains (39:34), boning at the runners' club (51:02), Guerschon Yabusele saves the Sixers' offseason (1:02:02), are rebounding stats hollow? (1:22:82), emergent supers…

New eps are libertated on Patreon first! Rap tees (2:45), Tim Walz Realtree valor (16:02), we're in our honky tonk era (21:02), most intimidating jobs (27:23), 2024 private detectives (42:23), girl rotting (53:03), Team USA, an American underdog story (1:07:32), Olympic breakdancing (1:25:04), FREE TATUM (1:37:04), Ambassador Carmelo (1:50:13).…

New eps of Cookies Hoops drop first on Patreon! Brat summer is dead, long live brat summer (1:02), bear market, non-RFK Jr version (7:23), Democratic party veep hunt (16:42), bear market, RFK Jr version (38:32), Astor Place Starbucks, Bowery Bar, and vanishing totems of the Real New York (45:21), sexy drill (1:05:21), Katy Perry and futile transfor…

New eps drop on Patreon first! Can straight men read? (1:31) J.D. Vance, a putz for the moment (19:02), Olympic Games' pomp and circumstance (35:03), developing sudden superpowers (40:21), a celebration of flag-burning (48:32), Jayson Tatum hits the pine for Team USA (1:00:02), did the women's national team fumble the bag? (1:15:53), rules for shoo…

New eps drop first on Patreon! Sign up for that new-new! Exterminators (2:03), the RNC (16:32), bedtime for President Biden (24:32), Kamala Harris, your 2024 Eastern Conference Playoffs candidate (45:02), WNBA All-Star Game and why the NBA's version sucks (1:20:13), RIP Heat Culture (1:38:21).

Celebrating God and Country (1:30), wet market dining (11:20), "The Bear" backlash (18:02), does Biden need to step down? (46:32), WNBA culture clash: Rookie of Year edition (1:10:03), Klay Thompson in Dallas (1:26:32), how good can the Spurs be? (1:35:34), Hartenstein joins the Thunder (1:40:24), can the Kings integrate DeMar Derozan? (1:52:21), D…

Portland and the Crustpunk pilgrimage (2:02), vegetable fatigue (18:34), we all speak internet now (28:23), Kendrick's Los Angeles solidarity (39:12), did the NBA Finals happen? (1:01:21), JJ Redick finesses his way to the Lake Show (1:20:04), Atkinson hired in Cleveland (1:40:02), KBB preview and the 2024 Draft (1:44:07), Caruso x Giddy swapped in…

New eps drop on Patreon first! Social rules of handyman shits (2:10), crisis actors (22:09), congestion pricing (35:23), "Eric" and "Hit Man" on Netflix (57:24), NBA Finals: why Boston again Dallas seems to be lacking a spark (1:03:02), Caitlin Clark is the take whisperer (1:22:23), JJ Redick or Danny Hurley for Lakers coaching vacancy (1:43:23).…

New eps drop first on Patreon! Wrestling in Los Angeles (3:45), travel as a lifestyle vortex (13:02), NYC Time Zones (13:02), Kuo in Williamsburg (25:45), the death of merch (30:02), arena concert cancellations (44:02), Caitlin Clark being bullied (1:00:22), Rasheed Wallace on the Warriors (1:19:32), Boston vs Mavericks (1:25:42), "Inside the NBA" …

New eps drop on Patreon first! Moving wok-y (2:03), summer camp memories (8:12), trustworthy small business playlists (20:03), AM Hoops tournament (26:32), mogging and reverse mogging (31:32), haircut virginity (40:02), candid photo ethics (46:34), NBA conference finals rundown (56:02), aura vs rizz (1:09:32), is anyone "matchup proof?" (1:41:40), …

New eps drop on Patreon first! Ozempic shaming (2:03), Post Malone's cultural costume (15:02), "No Diddy" (37:25), New York City members-only clubs (44:02), Papi Steak and the $1,000 tomahawk (55:02), Pacers beat decimated Knicks (1:00:23), Mavs head to WCF (1:22:45), Wolves stun Nuggets (1:31:02), where do NBA playoff losers go from here? (1:47:17…

New eps drop first on Patreon! Clyde's Wine & Dine (1:13), bodega food (10:02), Steve Albini, edgelord (20:42), Hulu's "The Contestant" (29:13), iPod commercial (33:50), neo-temperance (43:25), Knicks drop two to the Pacers (1:00:02), Cavs fumble the bag against the Celtics (1:12:14), Nugget x Wolves turning into a classic (1:23:05), Kyrie's redemp…

Fresh eps drop on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Bourgeoisie shame of the farmer's market (2:26), models and bottles (8:10), Drake and Kendrick's unsavory beef (22:04), AI Tupac back (39:32), the steel-toed boot of authority (46:32), Knicks over Sixers in Cookies Civil War (57:34), memories of Tobias Harris (1:04:03), playoff tickets and the grim endga…

New eps drop first on Patreon! New York Art Book Fair (5:35), the restaurant reservation underworld (13:02), implanted memories and etymology of "stupes" (25:12), decline of the burrito as a main character (33:16), Union Square cheesepuff guy (45:23), Seinfeld gets big mad at wokeness (55:07), Cookies Civil War: Knicks vs Sixers (1:03:21), Sunswept…

New eps drop first on Patreon! Dogs: New York City's worst friend (7:35), Nas x Primo, 30 years later (33:35), McNally and the White Mouse Conspiracy (49:32), Cookies Civil War: Knicks vs Sixers (1:00:23), Durant, Edwards, and generation shift (1:19:04), Heat assassination attempts (1:29:32), 2024 MVP and DPOY finalists announced (1:49:35).…

New up on Patreon first! We narrowly escape WW3 (2:38), The Juice is no longer loose (7:12), Drake and racism in rap beef (15:04), Grimes at Coachella plus a cuck chair (22:24), HBO's "The Sympathizer" (41:32), Make 14th Street Great Again! (46:23), Knicks swipe the 2nd seed at own peril (48:02), All-NBA first team (1:15:51), conference vibe check …

New eps drop on our Patreon first! Chili crisp lawsuits (3:41), eclipse perverts (12:23) New York earthquake survivors (24:03), "The Zone of Interest" (40:02), "The Baffler" article (56:34), women's basketball rises (1:07:32), moving screens (1:13:40), Embiid return (1:41:10), Knicks playing with house money (1:51:20).…

April fools pranks (1:04), audience capture (17:30), self-humiliation rituals (21:23), Beyonce and critiquing pop icons (40:17), did Tenacious D end guitar rock? (56:43), women's Final Four (1:05:34), Zach Edey, tall king (1:20:25), Brunson disrespected by the refs (1:30:41), Jontay Porter and a dangerous prophecy foretold (1:43:04).…

Eps drop first on the sacred Cookies Hoops Patreon! Hype-manning for our new 'Zen Master' drop (1:23), Biden in Hokas (7:23), New York nightlife scoundrels exposed (19:32), subway drama in Fear City (42:23), streets wanna know: Is Vasilije Micić the new Greivis Vásquez? (1:11:21), Knicks nursing themselves back to health (1:16:03), Sixers try to ke…

New eps drop first on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Year of the Drag-On (1:02), New York Fashion Week, snitching on Silencio (11:25), rice blindness (19:23), Super Bowl coverage (25:21), new jobs for Joe Biden (42:21), Cornel West's inventive slur platform (55:23), Sixers' deadline moves (1:07:23), are the Knicks contenders now? (1:16:34), Donovan Mit…

New eps drop on our Patreon first! Pharrell winterizes (2:23), Chabad tunnels (7:32), Mos Def vs Drake (24:43), maximum glazing (42:13), illiteracy = solved (52:03), Nets got what they wanted (55:31), Thelma Krause gets booed (1:14:21), Utah Jazz are rolling (1:45:32).

Black Friday (2:02), NYT crossword introduces "no cap" (8:23), Andre 3000's flute album (14:12). Osama bin Laden finally goes viral (34:43), George Santos is mother (42:02), Charissa Thompson's fantasy sports report (51:23), Nathan Fielder (1:02:23), the NBA's lack of real villains (1:18:23), Rockets' red glare (1:28:21), Chet vs Wemby Part Whateve…

New eps drop on Patreon first! New York City Marathon (1:03), abandoning group chats (2:32), Ray's Bar Brooklyn and Hell Square power rankings (20:32), vanishing rap mixtapes (31:04), art Kuopenings (46:23), sad Gen X pizzaman just dropped (48:32), Julius Randle brick squad 1-17 (1:01:52), Harden trade and the Sixers' cloudy future (1:13:21), Clipp…

Listen to new eps first on Patreon! Grillmasters (2:34), boner children (9:03), white person meals (18:45), HBO's "The Idol" (27:05), Pablo-matic (39:32), NBA Finals are knotted up (56:43), Jokic demystified (1:10:32), expanding the definition of a role player (1:30:12), additional evidence against Ja Morant (1:39:04), LeBron to Dallas? (2:01:21).…

New eps are on our Patreon first! Frieze art fair (2:02), the miracles of Ozempic (9:34), hopepunk vs grimdark (15:32), Lynn Goldsmith (26:03), NYC weed stores aesthetics (33:02), Horses scandle (46:44), are we going to Bluesky? (57:33), Doc finally canned and Sixers optimism (1:03:34), Celtics down bad (1:14:33), Nuggets vs Lakers (1:31:23), Wemby…

Eps drop first on Patreon, doggies! Paddington drip (3:34), Andrew watched the Super Mario movie and adult infantilization culture (11:03), 80's voices (27:32), Jack Harlow, Necro and Lil Mabu (40:34), Knicks against the Heat (57:34), Giannis denies losing (1:14:33), Curry has finally earned Ben's approval (1:25:35), Dillon Brooks and the Grizz, ex…

New eps drop on Patreon first! Swagless jerseys (1:20), a visit to Mr. Chow (10:43), annoying vectors of ramp shopping (21:54), Drake's AI records (33:43), Twitter Blue fiasco (1:03:23), Knicks take 3-1 lead against the Cavs (1:16:32), where do the Nets go after being swept by Sixers (1:42:32), Jaylen Brown's fancy sneakers (1:51:32).…

Spring has sprung, so they say (2:32), welcome to hell square (8:15), Kuo vs mortadella (17:32), RIP Ahmad Jamal (30:14), neoclassicism (38:11), Bud Light culture wars (49:21) and basketball culture war (1:00:12), NBA playoffs coverage: death by charge (1:24:35), young players who aren't rising or shining (1:45:22), watchability rundown with Nets, …

Studio spammers (1:45), "Succession" spoilers (7:45), Ben hits Milwaukee (16:30), KAWS jerseys are Andrew-approved (27:33), what's the deal with Nazi memorabilia? (33:02), Tatum wins the BMM's scoring title (55:02), Rudy Gobert throws a punch (1:15:33), Dallas tanking is anti-fan service (1:21:33), playoff matchups: Kings vs Warriors (1:30:21), Cli…

New eps drop fresh on Patreon! Cookies Hoops x NADA Flea Market sample sale (1:02), skipping breakfast to save money (3:56), everything is a drug front (22:32), that detective a Munch (30:02), Bing Bot aka Mr. Steal Your Girl aka Bing Bot Nation (38:33), All-Star Weekend with Karl Malone and John Stockton (57:33), Giannis over team LBJ (1:12:02), a…

New eps drop first on Patreon, as you already know. It's the Superbowl (2:12) featuring Rihanna! (11:02), sex scenes in movies (23:23) Collina Strada goes primal (31:03), smoking on the subway discourse (39:42), weed-eating dogs (49:35), toxic airborne event in Ohio (55:32), "The Last of Us" jumps the shark (60:32), RIP Dove from De La Soul (1:10:3…

New eps drop first on Patreon! Get'em fresh. Munchy boxes (2:20), Ben in CDMX (15:32), balloon power rankings (21:03), The Cut's guide to etiquette (27:43), grindset Grammys, Jill Biden's bars and rap turns 50 (45:43), Andrew is anti-mirror (52:03), Kyrie traded from Brooklyn (59:02:32) and now he's on the Mavs (1:35:32), Knicks defeat Sixers in th…

New eps drop first on Patreon—subscribe to get hot takes even fresher! Lil Yachty's "Let's Start Here" (4:28), rappers don't believe their art is artistic (17:30), AI porn (36:23), dumpster diving for foliage (48:43), Marie Kondo and the art of hypocrisy (56:33), "The Last of Us" (1:05:03), NBA All-Star starters (1:16:32), BMM exposed by Morey 1:23…

Lunar New Year (2:04), M&Ms caves to conservative pressure (10:05), Schiaparelli's fake animal heads (18:03), HBO's "The Last of Us" (34:05), CR vs DR (49:34), Ice Spice releases "Like..?" (55:34), Walker Kessler is good (1:08:45), Knicks lose four in a row (1:15:54), Kyrie Irving going nuts (1:29:34), Denver sucks to watch, but why? (1:41:54).…

New eps drop first on our Patreon page! Dennis Franz (3:04), HBO's "The Last of Us" (14:02), people who go to movies (26:02), flash mobs (31:03), douche-chills (40:23), living in NYC vs visiting NYC (47:23), is the NBA too confusing for dumb fans? (1:02:02), Tyrese Maxey, savior turned scapegoat (1:16:03), are the Chicago Bulls buyers or sellers? (…

New eps drop first on Patreon! Biggie (5:34), bicoastal vibe war (9:32), Red Scare (30:32), Theophilus London found! (42:53), NFL injuries (46:02), Bolsonaro (56:32), Zubaz (1:00:21), the Western logjam of mediocrity (1:04:43), Durant's knee (1:12:42), joy of the MVP ladder (1:24:32), Trae Young (1:28:21), Tyrese Haliburton (1:47:42).…

New eps drop first on Patreon! Kuo's kitchen (3:24), in praise of the Luddites (15:02), World Cup final (18:33), Rolf's Christmas bar (33:53), Twitter's deep loser energy (41:21), Avatar 2: More Avatars (1:00:32), handicapping the MVP race (1:05:33), Knicks have won seven in a row (1:17:22), Ja Morant ejected (1:35:32), gingerbread overdoses (1:46:…

Listen to new eps immediately on our Patreon! Thanksgiving 2: More Thanksgiving (1:32), NYC reservation chaos (10:30), Qatar World Cup (19:24), zoomer gambling (26:20), proper binmen (35:12), Nike x Jeff Staple pigeons (43:32), art in solitude (51:02), holiday melancholia (1:00:03), Kyrie and a report from Barclays (1:03:11), Jaylen Brown: halfway …

New eps drop first on our Patreon page! Leaf peeping (1:45), a visit to Montreal (5:21), restaurant fatigue (9:32), Ben's tortilla press (18:22), the end of happy hour (29:03), midterm elections (40:32), Dave Chappelle on SNL (45:28), Mos Def (1:04:02), the struggling T-Wolves (1:20:31), Nets winning games (1:30:21), Embiid goes crazy (1:36:21), th…

New eps drop first on Patreon! RIP Tame One and Hurricane G (1:36), the 90s are back, part 3 (9:50), Rx Papi freed (15:44), Elon Musk's grand plan for Twitter (19:33), the tragic murder of Takeoff (39:32), Kyrie suspended (59:02), Nets in disarray...or no longer in disarray? (1:26:03), Gobert and Beal, the Bolsonaros of the NBA (1:31:22), is Kawhi …