Is the episode late or are we early for next week? Take all your things and understand what it is to hoard with us as we explore the latest quiz we didn't want to know the answers to. There's dumpster trucks full of snacks and a mild Halloween in Japan just waiting for more souls to cling onto but don't you fret none because there's a microtransact…

Hello hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. If you wanna hear all the crazy cats talking and throw your heirloom plates at the wall, listen up. We'll talk about our happy and not-so-happy childhoods and tell you why you should question everything. Jordon explains why fish don't exist and Ripley discusses the great alien…

Do you love overheating and feeling like you're baking in an oven? Then you'll love Las Vegas! Don't worry-- there's more than just our desert tales. We'll talk about cool fridges for surviving the apocalypse, why everything is hard and expensive, reasons Ripley hasn't posted on our socials and so much more! Hear us gentle parent our cats and discu…

Be perfect and infallible with our favorite Mindless Hosts as we go through some classic Futurama episodes, the truth behind why Jordon hasn't been watching Netflix, the appearance of a new Hunger Games, and just how many independence days do there need to be like seriously you countries need to chill; You want to conquer something do it in the bed…

Hold on to your mattresses and come to the store with us on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. There's back pain, chili, questions about amazon and more. Hear all about how wrong Ripley is and the worst mattress buying experience a human could have. (side note-- Indian isn't a language. The official language of India is Hindi & English, but t…

Hold off on second puberty for a bit cause it's time for more Mindless Prattle in your not so innocent ears. Shout out to the Chaplains for their input on the implementation of last rites and when not to use them! This week we dug up some old news and compared movies to their better book counterparts, had some mint with some lamb, registered a ship…

Ever a gander at the horizon and think, "Gee I sure wish I didn't watch that scary movie and could sleep right about now?" Well sit back and get unrelaxed with another episode of horrors from the Mindless experiences of Ripley and her midnight adventures. Jordon was off looking for his car this week so he took a backseat to all the horrors unfoldin…

Its all cruise all the time, short, sweet, and a little delayed! The Mindless hosts are back from their regularly scheduled vacation to deliver unto you the audience an experience of proportions and tales of mystery. Can't leave out the part about all the progress Ripley has made on her book too! If you liked what you heard and want to see more hea…

Welcome back to Mindless Prattle where we share with you all of our delusions about how to survive in the wilderness, the intense dislike Ripley has for fun (sky-diving), and all about surviving your first baby mama. Don't worry, you also get to hear Ripley's weird OCD tendencies and stuff you probably didn't wanna know. We've got all that and more…

Ready your ears for all the coughs and laughter you can handle. This week we tackle the hard stuff like tanning in a drive thru, how to compliment people, and Ripley's vengeful nature. Don't worry-- there's some wedding talk and discussions on upcoming games and why people get mad about diversity too. If you liked what you heard and want to see mor…

Open your ears for all the cat-walking and rap-gossipping you can hear on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. Ripley wins at VR and Jordon subscribes to email spam because he's too quick and doesn't read. Have you watched an Issekai anime and wondered what it would be like in real life? Did you know apparently ambulances are held together by z…

Get the chihuahua shake under control for this Fallout inducing, Taylor Swift loving, slow water watching, autistic quiz taking, read ahead or count ahead in class, cute little snail watching, random thought weilding rock em sock em episode of Mindless Prattle specifically prepared for your ears! Yes thats right no you didn't get a single period in…

Shoutout to the presidents that brought us stuffed crust pizza! Who knew they could accomplish so much in their time running the country. Mindless Prattle is brought to you this week by impending moldy cheese found in the richest caves around. No need to spend fifteen thousand on a small celebration, just talk about someone else and happy cry inste…

Its all pain all the time on this weekly installment of Mindless Prattle! Join us as we discuss what it's like to start a new dental treatment plan that Ripley definitely maybe sorta told me about ahead of time and then gloated about it. Either way its gonna be a doozy of a week for the eating club! If you liked what you heard and want to see more …

Spring has Sprang and its Springiness is Sprunging along beautifully. With that there's a new episode of Mindless Prattle... It's this one, this is the episode, this one here. It's even got some people talking about things with their face holes. Did you see that bridge collapse?? I saw the video, why didn't they just turn... it's a bridge, it wasn'…

Dive deep with the knowledge of what's rude at work, the various methods of killing people for science that have transpired throughout the world, a little dabble into the world of self-experimentation, the new farm types that have all the chicken lovers in a craze, trying to romance a wizard, a quick take on the live action One Piece, a friendly re…

It is that time of a week again where the words come from the device and travel through vibrations into your ears so you may interpret the sounds as they have been defined in the English language. But enough politics, we have some small jars that are only good for alcohol and a new RPG dress up game that's sure to delight (as long as you read slow …

Don't let your migraines damage your movie continuity too much this week as we have a whole nugget filled adventure in store for you! Get your sugar parents wallet out, sit back, and go on a shopping spree with your favorite Mindless crew Prattling on in your ear. We even make dinosaur sounds. If your hair stylist ever asks for lunch recommendation…

Is that a special late episode or just the version that had to be rerecorded due to audio issues??? In either case we bring you this week's episode of Mindless Prattle where we talk about the most efficient way to keep your captured children and dogs comfortable in their cages, the apparently gorgeous cast of Dune Part II, our live action tattoo id…

Don't drop your socks off at the cleaners just yet, its the first unedited episode of Mindless Prattle where we bring you Ripley's thoughts raw and in the headphones. Get ready to practice your squats for the history of childbirth, a lesson on royal lines, the how to guide on chastising squirrels and the exciting make believe world of courtship in …

Wriggle and worm your way on in to this week's episode of Mindless Prattle where we discuss only the finest of imports such as which is the ruling class of fruit, why is the taste of green, and getting your card buggy asked for at the local grocery store. Don't be a big cog in the machine, this week be a little cog and challenge the types of orange…

We hope you enjoyed that week off because Mindless Prattle is back with another episode that ranges from vaping with bees and not watching the new season of Halo in favor of the new season of Bridgerton to adopting a cat and getting trampled by elephants. Bring back your favorite extinct animals and buckle up as we use our announcer voices on the l…

Don't check in to a hotel under a false name, instead spend all weekend giving the wrong name to everyone you meet! It's just gonna be another life stat you get to see when you pass on anyway. Fight the good fight whether its in your dreams or in real life and never stop believing in the new Wonka movie and the power of friendship and a town that e…

Ever been given so many tasks in a week that your hobbies take a backset by default? If so you must be this week's episode of Mindless Prattle! Don't let the length disappoint you there's still tons of fun to be had and some people have to learn to work with what they've got! From the new MFA course to the lovingly partially deaf meat counter atten…

We back for another season of thoughts misconstrued and ill-conceived at all manner of times throughout the brain. Don't get wrapped up in the Games just yet, first learn about the Snow and why Big Gulps on the floor just have a better flavor than the rest. The world kicked had a rockin new year celebration with an explosion in South Korea, an eart…

It's the last episode of Season 1 for Mindless Prattle and we're pulling out all the stops this week as we go over some of our year in review stats. Ripley continues work on her book while learning new things about the space. Don't let the concerning sounds coming from your Xbox get you down, just visit your nearest Tarjay and grab a new one so you…

Its the penultimate episode for Season 1 of Mindless Prattle and we're pulling out all the stops. We've got the stress of ordering food at restaurants. We've got broken checkout machines at the grocery store. We've got the cults and the chickens to back them up, but most importantly, we've got the Prattles that go on mindlessly. Be on the lookout f…

Theres a benefit to all trash in the many forms it has. If you know of one, leave a comment of what your favorite trash is while you're waiting for McDonald's to allow you to cancel your own order. We've got childhood trauma and childhood Sims and not necessarily in that order but don't worry about the eczema just yet for we also have a broken frid…

It's holiday season and you know what that means. Sick people everywhere and who needs medicine when you have most of a bottle of vodka?? Sick people do. Don't be afraid to go see a doctor. Especially if you're in one of those places that has healthcare as a right?! Break out your tiktoks and hold on to your trees it's the first Monday of December …

The Archaic Ancients come to visit this week as we dive sea goat first into the mysterious realm of the past to learn some of the hippest slang the kids use daily. Don't get your Bake Kujira in a twist, and definitely don't Google it in public. Mindless Prattle is of course brought to you by its henchman and henchwoman who, due to their wonderful t…

Don't buy your car from your friends or your friends from your car, they can't be trusted anyways. Instead come on down to Mindless Prattle for another trustworthy episode where we tell you nothing but facts. Such as: How to get the cops called on you in a coffee shop; Why Nessy goes on vacation to Canada; Where all the priests went during the plag…

Don't lose your rice over this one, we've got too much ice and movie shootings going on this week for just one set of ears. This episode of Mindless Prattle was preheated and baked until delicious just for your listening pleasure. There's a lot to be said when you're drunk in Vegas, and someone keeps making you do errands so you can't read your ali…

Ever been trapped in a Walmart with only one impregnable door in your way and no other openings besides asking the employees for help? Ever dove into an online video game thinking everything wouldn't be immediately sexist? Ever feel like you're too good to enjoy tap water at a bar? Ever get tired of too many questions in what's supposed to be a pod…

We brave the waters of foreign weddings and the fabled nice McDonalds to bring back tales for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle. Grab your adventure hat and make sure you're not getting shot at as we embark on this journey through the spooky season together! Don't know what to get your partner for the trip ahead? Get you some of that London Fo…

Don't get depressed from what happens in Act II, the mosquitos are back and so are the black bears in this week's Texas edition of Mindless Prattle! Ripley's making delicious delicious pot roast this week and wants to share it with the world. Before she can though we distract her with all the scary movies we can think of to throw her into the Hallo…

Whether you're blessed with creative hands or cursed with creative brain you can feel welcome on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! Butter them buns however you feel comfortable, dont forget the pickles and hot sauce as we make only the healthiest of examples in dietary choices. You can even bring us along as you mess around in stores with you…

Don't anger skynet more than you have to this week as we tackle the big issues like the latest Assassins Creed, Fourth Wing, and Spray on Shoes. Theres a mosquito flying about as we reforge all the memories we have about our name tags for work and our trips across the pond. The hosts of Mindless Prattle are gearing up this week for their long days …

Theres a hot new reality show on Ripley's mind this week that you don't want to miss out on, bring your mom along and buckle up for the story of the week that'll be sure to massage your big brain muscles. There's no statute of limitations on listening to these Prattles as we go through the life expectancy abroad, your favorite Happy Meal toys, and …

We took the easy road this week and have Chat GPT write the script for our Prattles. Turns out it's as easy as a Japanese vending machine or stalking your wife online... (not that we would ever do that). Give us your ears and your near-death experiences as we dive into the Roman empire and their wonderful techniques for teeth whitening! Look at the…

Get out your brand new wands and rods so we can attach some new heads to them with the checkout guy. And if you're not comfortable with that get your cat to pop a balloon and get your friend to order food while they're high. You're in for a treat this week as humanity looks to the stars, specifically K218B, (and maybe some starfield talk). We visit…

Stuck at burning man 2023? Unable to get a haircut without waiting around for a few hours first? Ever witness the horrors of nonconsensual hugging? If yes or even maybe, come bar hopping with us on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle! Ripley's got the update and possible conclusion to her favorite record. Jordon wakes up to the smell of smoke a…

We're back from our unexpected midseason midsickness break with a ton of stories for your weary ears! From being sick and staying home to being sick and driving through hallucinations, we done seen some stuff this week 4 sure. Eat your one chip challenge in peace while you take an involuntary milk bath because its time for more Mindless Prattle wit…

If you're ever sending emails buck nekkid and still end up late to your job don't worry about if you've got a vape or a cigarette, all that matters is if you're the main character or an NPC. Take up your soup or your chowder and relax for this week's episode of Mindless Prattle where we animatedly go over the proper way to let out your anger, how t…

We've busted out the big guns in this one bruh. Theres new games to explore and movies to watch. Dive in deep as Ripley and Jordon discuss some movies from the past few weeks, the problem with Australian camels, the ever famous shoebill stork, and of course, Ripley's progress on her journey to becoming a famous author. If you're looking for the bes…

You bring the Mindless and we'll bring the Prattle to this weeks nonstop rollercoaster of a hangover recording. It's Ripley's Birthday and what better way to celebrate than to record her favorite podcast for her favorite Mindless Prattlers. The world may be dying but that won't stop us from scarring gas station employees for life because as we all …

The reincarnation of your former self would be proud of you for tuning in to this here podcast. Take it from us, we're reincarnation "experts". Don't get your knickers in a twist standing in your own personal purgatory. Get yourself a double shot of the roughest pump at Starbucks and sit back as we get our weekly Prattle on about the latest season …

Call the book police as Ripley explains her grand heist for the forbidden chapters of her new books. While we wait for them to get here though... Have you ever lost interest in your hobbies so you had to force yourself to do them because you knew you should do something other that sit around rewatching Grey's anatomy and anime? If so we have the pe…

My name's Ripley, I'm still waiting on my Swift vinyl to show up, and welcome to another episode of Mindless Prattle. The show where happy stories get thrown out the window and madness lives in all the random topic seeds we grow here. This week Jordon gets his rocks off to a bunch of history theories, are they conspiracies? Good question. Put down …

Lend us your ear holes for another transcredible exploit of Mindless Prattle! This week in the universe: Grading your server in a clandestine manner. Bleeding for a quick haircut then standing outside for over an hour and a half to get your favorite sandwich. Wanting a tall blonde. What its like to be a wizard with a big wand. Only doing drugs in y…

If you've ever tried to ask for water at the Bucks without a name but the cashier isn't allowed to think for themselves because they're a corporate slave then stop on in here with your ears for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! With all the inflation going on in stores come on over to MP. we've got traffic and submarines on sale right next to…