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Hi I’m Josh, and I’m a finance guy who love’s to trade options. I cut my teeth on the floor of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, so I saw firsthand how the “sausage was made” – and it usually wasn’t pretty. As former insider, I saw the inner workings of how these firms and fund managers rob customers right in front of their eyes every month. I quickly realized that professionals only care about getting their fee's first while 95% of them underperform the overall market every year. In fact, th ...
 
Chapel Perilous is a thought-snare located somewhere among Jesus and CBS—halfway between the Yemeni Genocide and Harry Potter. The chapel is like the egos of its hosts Alan Bromwell and Corey Cooley, in that once you're inside, there doesn't seem to be any way out. Unless you have a ten strip handy. Or you're willing to solve a Zen riddle the old fashioned way. Who is the master who makes the grass green? Enter at your own risk, and no squealing. Remember: it's all in your head.
 
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In an act of solidarity so noble even we can't believe it, we here at the Chapel Perilous have decided to take Pride month away from the gays this year and make the rest of June Black History Month Part 2, starting with our esteemed guest Dr. Anthony Damn Duncan. Anthony explains the dangers of giant tits and voodoo and asks the important question:…
 
Our guest this week, Jacob Jonas, is only a few years younger than us but boy does he make us look old. We discuss his childhood ADD medications and then we make a reference to Brendan Fraser in The Mummy that he's too young to get and we nearly get into a fist fight. We also discuss edibles, time warps, and how to do a proper Mitch Hedberg impress…
 
We kick episode 23 off with audio from a deep fake video (link below) made by one of our guests, media mage and closet homophobe Josh Grambo. We talked to him and fellow comic/degenerate gambler Jeremy Cash about Isaac Kappy, online poker and the deep fake fractal matrix psuedo-reality that is Maya. Quit your job, become a hologram, and enjoy the s…
 
Today we have a very special episode, the 23rd assembly of the League of Extraordinary Corey's with Cory Stevens and Corey (Bear) Quattlebaum. We pretended to be on mushrooms as part of a performance piece but it's purely fantasy. click here for the video Follow us and do as we command: @that1pothead on instagram and thisisbearcountry.com for Bear …
 
In the Buddhist conception, we return to this planet over and over again, trying to get it right, and on the final lap, we come back mentally challenged. It's basically Lord of the Rings. This week, Indiana Danahue returns to the podcast (his 23rd appearance) to explain this and much more. We discuss Noam Chomsky's pickup lines (want to feel Adam S…
 
Every week we roll a 23 sided die to see who will be the next guest to enter Chapel Perilous, and this week it landed on Chaos magician, rapper and comedian Noah Hubler, who brought his comedy mom and friend of the show Christine Tomlinson. He also brought a level of disorder seldom seen or tolerated elsewhere. Enjoy responsibly fellow popes. HAIL …
 
Everybody knows about 69'ing but have you ever been 23'ed? No? Well I guess you're about ready then! We cooked up a very special episode, just for you! Denver comic Von Sprecken joined the cast to talk about fetishes, furries and fungible tokens but not really the last one. click here for the video Follow us and do as we command: @getsprecked on In…
 
Behold, the triumphant return of comedian and drug fueled psycho-pomp Joshua Forbes. He and Colorado Springs own Luke Stamm passed through the Chapel to cleanse the altar of comedy once again. This is the kind of episode that comes once, twice, maybe 23 times in a generation. Honestly, you’re lucky to be hearing it. click here for the video Follow …
 
Starting off the new year (1723 if you follow a particular strain of the phantom time hypothesis) right with your boy Quentin Johnson. We talked about getting too high to order take-out, pandemic conspiracies and the REAL American dream. Quentin is a funny ass comic and you can see him performing all over Denver. Enjoy my little darlings. click her…
 
This week we're joined by disgraced cruise ship comedian Brad Belanger. He tells us about the time he drank his way out of a job on an ocean liner and we make him watch the first 23 minutes of an interview with a very unhinged John Lilly. Support Brad by checking out his comedy web series Big Brad World, follow him on social media and enjoy the sho…
 
Psychologists, as it happens, generally don't want to hear about how after you took 23 hits of acid, the birds in your yard started offering messages on how to remedy the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. But that's their loss because this week our guest Jeremy Cash tells us the story. We also discuss the psychology behind Hooters, Punk'd, and Magic: Th…
 
If you’re seeing this episode (23) just know that we got lazy and ran out of shit to post. We’re not perfect, but GOD DAMN IT, THIS EPISODE IS. Alan was missing in action so Corey and Oshee Baugus made an imaginary friend on the internet on replika.ai and said funny things for an hour. Put your face down in the pig pen and slurp this slaw, this is …
 
Some people think man's original sin was eating a magic mushroom. But this week, amateur biologist and friend of the podcast Indiana Danahue explains that what got us kicked out of the Garden of Eden was having sex in the missionary position. He also explained some topics they left out in school, including meta-racism, the Cold War of Pedophilia, a…
 
Do you remember the Billy Big Mouth novelty bass? Can you name all 23 flavors of Otter Pops? What about Windy City Heat? Well if not, have no fear. Local thrift store mannequin made flesh Austin Langley stopped by to eat some sweet, sweet 'member berries with the boys. You can see Austin performing stand-up all over Denver and you can purchase a lo…
 
23 months into the gayest pandemic ever, we were joined by Denver comic Aiden Carroll. We talked about everything from customer service jobs to terrorism, which is not a far stretch when you think about it. We enjoyed the hell out of it and so will you. click here for the video Follow us and do as we command: Aiden Carroll on facebook and @aiden528…
 
This week Denver comedian Brian Sanchez visited the Chapel to celebrate our 23rd episode. We finally made it. Brian talks about his time in the not fake at all, totally real wrestling circuit and together we found out that women can be impregnated by a man even after his spirit has left his body. As famous actor John Goldblum said, “Life, uh, uh, f…
 
Comedian Jacob Hamel, 1/3 of the You People Show Podcast, joins the show to talk about sports during the pandemic, subway sandwiches and the unfortunate genetic makeup of greater New England. Sometimes 23 chromosomes just ain't enough! Let's get it on! click here for the video Follow Us and Do As We Command: @jakehamel1981 on insta @jhamelcomedy on…
 
Welcome to a very special 23 parter with fellow Denver Comics and friends of the show Oshee Baugus (5 3/8") and Nyland Vigil (omitted) whose names sound made up, but totally aren't so just let it go. They just started a really great podcast called DOG LAWYER that you should listen to when you're not listening to our podcast. You should never not be…
 
On the 23rd installment of Chapel Perilous' Misplaced Tapes we're joined by comedians Joshua Forbes and Noah Hubler. We talk about experimental drugs and try to nail down a business plan around Noah's demented ramblings. click here for the video @killmesara https://soundcloud.com/noah-hubler @alanbromwell @coreyjcooley theperilouspodcast.com alanbr…
 
Remember that episode of Magic School Bus where the bus starts self-identifying as a red blood cell? This week we're joined by fellow podcasters Christine Tomlinson and Christina Kleeman, who stopped by to discuss quadriplegics, kegel exercises, and Judge Judy's thick heinie. At one point we get into a pissing match over whether it's women or men w…
 
Legendary Denver comic Dick Black came all the way down to District 23 to talk to us about China, eating keto and so much more... click here for the video Follow Us And Do As We Command: Follow Dick Black on Facebook and YouTube- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrV2TZEY8m6C6ODE4-VWRHw @alanbromwell @coreyjcooley theperilouspodcast.com alanbromwell…
 
Was the invention of ego a fuck-up? Our guest this week, comedian Josh Grambo, explains to us how he went so deep into the psychedelic wormhole that he couldn't bear to learn any more. Then we discuss virtual reality politicians, how bees are like racists, quantum conspiracies, drugs that make late night talk shows bearable, and drugs that teach yo…
 
Indie musician and friend of the show SCAGBILLIES joins the cast to talk about internet teens, band sluts, and wanna-be ska kids. You can find SCAGBILLIES trolling 23chan most days or listen to his music on all the relevant links below. He’s a heck of a guy and an even better musician. New single LIES available now. Enjoy... click here for the vide…
 
Recorded just before a night of trick-or-treating, this episode features everything you loved about the 80's: Matchbox Twenty, TikTok, and 9/11. Apparently we don't remember the 80's that well. Our guest, comedian Phil Corridor, explains the Jehovah's Witnesses, the Jews, and the Gingers. Then we ask him what age he was when he stopped being happy,…
 
Merry Christmas kiddos. We held our annual corporate Christmas party with guest of honor and degenerate comedian extraordinaire Louis Martinez. Recorded on December 23rd under the influence of absolutely nothing. Thanks for sticking with us this long. We have so much more in the works. We love you. Happy Holidays. Follow us and do as we command: @a…
 
Pour yourself a half full glass of sad cow puss and listen to comedian Bear Quattlebaum talk about the early days of podcasting, growing up in Denver, and completely unfounded theories about autism. Gather ‘round Kings and Queens, episode 23 is a fucking banger. click here for the video Follow us and do as we command: https://bearquattlebaum.wordpr…
 
Fellow Robert-Anton-Wilsonian and meth-bard Vic G joins us this week to explain the best way to ruin an acid trip. He also lays out his 23 point system for burning bridges, which is adapted from the drug rituals of Lenny Bruce himself. Turn on, tune in, and turn down that victim shit. click here for the video @alanbromwell @coreyjcooley theperilous…
 
Oshee Baugus and Taryn Livingston have a combined 23 years of combat experience in the army and on stage doing comedy which are basically the same thing. Taryn tells us about growing up bilingual and we try to mansplain comedy to her. click here for the video Follow us and do as we command: @osheebaugus @shebe_tarynitup on insta @alanbromwell @core…
 
Welcome back to Chapel Perilous. Our guest this week is many things. Comedian, musician, guitar peddle wizard, ketamine pioneer, but most of all, entertaining as fuck. We talk about starting comedy in Fort Collins, his psychedelic tumor, and a trip to Italy where he got into a street race with the police and dated starlet Jennifer Lawrence or a hom…
 
Welcome back to Chapel Perilous chapter: garrulous. In a nearly (2)3 Hour Long episode, comedian Jeff Koehn takes us through a gauntlet of conspiracy theories. Gettin’ into the lab-grown meat of things. Enjoy! click here for the video @JeffKoehnArt @alanbromwell @coreyjcooley theperilouspodcast.com alanbromwell.com The Shadow Government by They Mig…
 
Ventitreesimo, young fucks. Feast your ears as man-possum Vic G and Comedian Jacob Hamel chew the cud that is Chapel Perilous. Enjoy dis shit. click here for the video Follow us and do as we command: @alanbromwell @coreyjcooley theperilouspodcast.com alanbromwell.com opening music: Blessing From God by Cambatta closing music: Comedian by Riverboat …
 
The 23rd and final presidential debate rages on in spite of all that is good and holy. Luckily comedian Nic Dean and international gay terrorist Jaymes Grundmann joined the cast to mock the powers that be. It starts slow, but God damn does it ramp up. This is a special one. click here for the video Follow us and do as we command: @dr.nicdean on Ins…
 
I ate 23 peyote buttons and for two weeks I forgot that I had a body, and also to release this podcast. We had Taryn Livingston, Jodee Champion, and Alexander Vaughn over to watch the first presidential debate. As out of hand as it gets at the end, just know that there was almost three more hours of audio we recorded after this where it got way wor…
 
Do you know what the petro dollar is? Do you know how to spell momar quadaffee? Do you know how to douche your festering nether regions? Are you more of a spring, or an autumn? All these questions and more will be danced around and eventually ignored as comedian Aaron Maslow and your humble hosts stumble 23 doors down in yet another hilarious insta…
 
Recently red-pilled comedian Jodee Champion is our guest this week, as we discuss questions like: was Lenin really that bad? What's the point of boiling a baby? How many days in the news cycle should be devoted to genocide? And have you ever seen a micropenis in the wild? Oh, and about the Luxury Divas Ruskie Faux Fur Trapper Hat—circumference is 2…
 
Part 2 of 23 in our 2020 Campaign Trail Gape the Vote series brought to you by Pornhub. Comedians Cory Stevens and Oshee Baugus join us to pretend to watch Joe Biden pretending to speak. click here for the video follow us and do as we command: @osheebaugus @corystevens101 @alanbromwell @coreyjcooley theperilouspodcast.com alanbromwell.com…
 
Part 1 of 23 in our 2020 Campaign Trail Shit Out the Vote series brought to you by Lockheed Martin. Comedians Oshee Baugus and Cory Stevens join us to get drunk and talk over Trump's stupid townhall thing. click here for the video follow us and do as we command: @osheebaugus @corystevens101 @alanbromwell @coreyjcooley theperilouspodcast.com alanbro…
 
It's Discordian vs. Accordion, baby! Ep. 23 finds the bois chatting with AGT Alum and Wyoming native Kevin Bennett a.k.a. French Accent. We talk about ritual sacrifice, young earth creationism, psychedelic drugs and more. If you wanna watch the episode of Davey and Goliath that we half ass Mystery Science Theatre'd at the end, you can find it here.…
 
Episode 23 comin' in hot! This week comedian Taryn Livingston talks to us about gay murder, dating, and her two dads. Also Nietzsche for some reason. It was a lot of fun. click here for the video podcast @shebe_tarynitup on Instagram @alanbromwell @coreyjcooley theperilouspodcast.com alanbromwell.com opening music: It's Expected I'm Gone by Tortois…
 
This week we got a Twofer. Anthony Armstrong and Greg Studley. Greg tells us about the time he spent as a comedy writer in L.A., interning for Howard Stern and opening for Stormy Daniels. He has a great podcast on Apple and everywhere else called Behind Bars: Cocked Tales and Wasted nights. Episode 23, comin' at ya! click here for the video podcast…
 
Drunkcast #23 was recorded after a show with my roommate and his friend Kiki. We were supposed to talk about witchcraft or something, but we decided to just get very drunk instead. Don't follow either of them on social media, just leave them alone. Not everyone is in show business, ya know. click here for the video podcast @alanbromwell @coreyjcool…
 
Have you ever wondered what a queer Jewish survivalist role playing game is? Have you ever wanted to commune with the demon Lilith? Do you have any cocaine? All these questions and more will be answered in this episode 23 of Chapel Perilous with our esteemed guest, Derek Walton. Click here for the video podcast @Derekcomedy on twitter @alanbromwell…
 
Damn. This is a great episode. Just shootin' the shit with proud Americans Nyland and Oshee. What a great way to celebrate our producer's 23rd birthday. @nynynyland on insta or call him at 720-795-4692 @osheebaugus on insta and twitter. Those Happy Chaps on facebook @alanbromwell @coreyjcooley theperilouspodcast.com alanbromwell.com…
 
Coachella? More like Coughchella, am I right? I am. To Celebrate the 23rd of August, we present a conversation with Bassnectar enthusiast and pokemon master Nic Dean. We talk about the deep state, devil-sticks, and Nic's recent foray into pokemon card collecting. It started out as a fun hobby, but now he's pushing away the people that love him, org…
 
T-T-T-TWENTY THREE EPISODES DEEP YALL!!! This week we talk to zionist shill and female reproductive expert David Gamble about anarchy and government and stuff. Also, we thought it would be funny to do a fake ad read in the middle and it wasn't, but we left it in. We give you the raw, real shit, uncensored. Also, we're lazy. Biden 2020. call David G…
 
Grab a couple venomous serpents, lay back and pray to Thoth!! We're back with comedian Anthony Armstrong to talk about foot washing/sucking, the garden of Eden and what's wrong with Alan that makes him this way. Episode 23 comin' at ya! @alanbromwell @coreyjcooley theperilouspodcast.com alanbromwell.com opening music: Tender Situation by Ween closi…
 
In part 2 of a Very Special Chrismeth Episode 23 it's out of the frying pan (meth lab) and into the fire (federal prison) for our guest Shaun Miller, who should've used an alias. Listen in as Shaun tells us how to smuggle drugs and make guitars out of Popsicle sticks. @alanbromwell @coreyjcooley theperilouspodcast.com alanbromwell.com opening music…
 
In this very special 23rd Episode of Chapel Perilous we talk to former meth cook and friend of the show Shaun Miller. Listen close and you might learn something. Part one of two. @alanbromwell @coreyjcooley theperilouspodcast.com alanbromwell.com opening music: Train of Consequences by Megadeth closing music: Lawyers, Guns, and Money by Warren Zevo…
 
Episode 23! Crazy right? Anyway, this time we have the Unsinkable Cory Stevens over to chat with the boys about close calls with the cops, old Norwegian Nazi holdovers, and an increasingly intoxicated political debate to wrap it all up. We very nearly destroyed our livers to bring you this entertainment. Follow Cory on Instagram @corystevens101 and…
 
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