Karl and Mike start off with some of the dumbest tweets about the assassination attempt on Donald Trump. Those tweets were from none other than Stuttering John and Owen Benjamin. A country singer messed up the national anthem before the homerun derby and it's unclear whether the homerun derby can continue on. Alec Baldwin reacts in court to being c…

After a week off the boys are back with both banter and Blind Mike’s new theme song. Julia Fox just came out of the closet because people stopped paying attention to her for a second or something. Then the show is introduced to Costco Kat, a woman who judges Costcos based on how many Asian products they stock. Also in this episode, John Cerasani is…

This week the boys start off laughing about Blind Mike messing with Stuttering John during his live stream just because it's that easy. Then after some instagram reels, there's an update on King Cobra. The Ozzy-worshipping simpleton is in his new digs and making some delicious treats for himself. Also, Joe Matarese has some brand new content coming…

It’s a rare early week episode that starts with Mike and Karl chatting about Joe Matarese’s new comedy special and Stuttering John’s embarrassing performance in front of Patrick Melton’s empty house. Then the boys check in on Instagram and a suicidal guy making jokes about a toaster bath and a trans woman almost having a very serious misunderstandi…

This week Blind Mike and Karl Hamburger are watching the season finale of The Partner, John Cerasani's fake reality show that features a bunch of boring business meetings. In a weird twist, the rules all change in the final episode and it turns out John doesn't have to invest any money in anything. Neat. The boys also check in on some of their favo…

Get ready to surf the major social media platforms with Blind Mike and Karl Hamburger, starting with the missing TikTok video from the ex-husband of the mom who tearfully made her own birthday cake last week. Turns out she’s an even worse person than was revealed in the NY Post. Also, the boys watch a comedian get slugged on stage by a guy who didn…

It's another crazy week in the world of social media (what a world, what a world). Baylen Dupree sings a song about being TikTok's biggest tourette's girl. Then a woman on TikTok doesn't know what hamburgers are made out of? Is that for real? A guy with a suspended license Zooms into court while driving, a single mom wants sympathy and the ex ain't…

Julia Fox has a new TV show. Again, Julia Fox has a new TV show. Who sees Julia Fox on TikTok and thinks, this should be in everyone's living room? Karl and Mike break down Dana White's amazing new sport, Power Slap. Obviously you've heard of it, it's super duper popular. Also, a great song about cats, a Kamala Harris sizzle reel, TheReportOfTheWee…

This week the boys are breaking down one of the biggest trends on TikTok, the boycott and blocking of celebrities known as Digitine. Karl and Mike are all for it. Stop watching the Rock pretend he’s not just promoting products all day long on Instagram. Also on this episode, John Cerasani finally does an episode of his Shark Tank ripoff with other …

This week's banter kicks off with a discussion around the Steel Toe Morning Show's cohost openly sobbing on the show this week. I'm sure the internet will be nice to him now that they know Johnny is very sensitive. Then the boys get into this week in social media starting with Wyatt Karem's standup. If you thought his skits lacked any understanding…

This week Karl and Mike discuss the interactions Blind Mike had with Joe Matarese earlier in the week. Joe is “threatening” to get off his meds and finally slap back. Fingers crossed! Then off to social media to see what Chille DeCastro is talking about on his Delete Lawz channel. It’s crazy, even though he’s a leader and everyone needs him, he nee…

Karl and Mike start the show discussing Jim Norton and Sam Roberts recent entry into the Dabbleverse. It appears Sam Roberts goes Big Jay deep in this world. Then the boys discuss John Cerasani’s new show and his acknowledgement of Karl. Also, Alec Baldwin lashes out and he’s right for once, Opie is pranking people on TikTok, Dat Phan does jokes ab…

This week Karl and Mike are giddy as Woke Dad has been tipped off that a podcast is talking about him. But before they get to Daniel Alexander’s latest lies, they check out a classic song from the 50s. Then there’s a new mommy influencer who decided to have four children while she was still a teen and puts her son on a leash. Also, the bearded lady…

This week Karl and Mike discuss Tom Myers' recent appearance on the Blind Mike Project and how Mike was inviting Tom to come on WATP for some reason. Then they pay a tribute to one of the greatest Twitter users of all time, OJ Simpson. After that they play a couple of earworms, watch people light their farts on fire, and get caught up with Will the…

Karl and Mike have some more breaking news on the Chille DeCastro case. He came back to court to apologize for his actions and to beg for mercy. Unfortunately for him, the judge has been watching his YouTube channel even more than WATS. Then the boys discover a super cringe lesbian on IG who makes very repetitive videos. Also, John Cerasani is show…

This week Karl and Mike start off with banter and their brand new jingle for the banter section. Exciting stuff. Then they get into some viral videos, starting with a Kayak Karen in Australia who gets her comeuppance. After checking in on some people who are trying to be funny without having any jokes, it's time to get an update on Woke Dad. Daniel…

Blind Mike and Karl Hamburger start off with a woman who just wanted to steal some Plan B pills and instead got beat up by a woman in a wheelchair. Then they're enlightened by a video from the 50s that explains how to sell retail products to black people. John Cerasani "bought" a hotel and can't wait to brag about it. Then the fun begins as Chille …

Blind Mike and Karl Hamburger start off with a new song from Dylan Mulvaney that was written just to troll the haters. It’s another W for that person. Then the boys are looking at Amanda Bynes next career move, Joe Matarese posting hilarious clips of his stand up, and a braggart in his Mazda. On TikTok there’s a hot girl who puts a cookie in her sa…

Blind Mike and Karl Hamburger start off with some banter that includes the promo for the new Netflix special, Gender Agenda, starring world famous lecturer Hannah Gadsby. People want to make fun but come on, funny is funny. Then the boys take a trip to social media town, first stop TikTok featuring Corey Feldman, Dat Phan, and Opie. After that they…

This week the boys start very patriotically with the US national anthem. Keep an eye on Kinsley Murray, it's possible she'll be annoying people for years to come. Queer Kid Stuff is teaching us what you call your non-binary parents and definition of a "bully." Also, Kelly Keegs is hungover and crying on Twitter, Dane Cook has a new social media gim…

This is an important episode this week to get everyone caught up on the hottest new couple on the internet - King Cobra and NakedandLaughing (Josh and Jessica). There was a lot of unprotected sex which can result in a couple of different consequences and it appears they might have gone two for two. Also, some bad music is highlighted including a te…

This week was a big week for King Cobra who finally ended a six year dry spell. The fans flew NakedandLaughing, another YouTuber who appears to drink too much on-stream, to Cobra's house. When they aren't hooking up, they're livestreaming and talking about their new relationship in great detail with the viewers in the chat. Aside from celebrating y…

Get ready for nonstop sports talk in this special "NFL Big Game" episode! Okay, not really, Mike can't even pretend to care enough about sports to discuss the betting lines. So the boys start with music from Small Wee Wee who has a different approach to hip hop. And speaking of music, hilarious musician and comedian Kristine Knowlton has a Cameo. I…

Settle in for another jam-packed episode with more TikToks and Reels than you can shake a stick at. We have a song that puts WAP to shame to start things out. GG33 argues with another numerologist about whether 9 or 5 is closer to 14. Also, we learn a lot about 9s and how they’re all drug addicts and losers. But that’s nothing new, we all knew that…

This week we start with an amazing conversation you can only hear on WATS. Then we get an update on the Disney swinger community, apparently it’s real. Real weird. Is Baylen Dupree cured of being interesting? Say it ain’t so. Also, Solar’s alts are a-holes, Opie’s TikTok is just confusing, the Reddit community where people are still freaking out ab…

This week starts with some top notch banter that is so seamless you won’t even realize that you’ve been sucked into the conversation. A trip around the top social media platforms introduces us to Dimensions7yo, a man who gets very excited about wrestling figures. And no, that’s not Vinnie Paulino’s other handle. We quickly meet a real queer kid fol…

This week the boys are digging deep on YouTube and TikTok. Kristine Knowlton, the female Chip who's not playing a character, has some jokes archived on her page. There's only one word for her comedy - PONDEROUS! After a quick check in with Delete Lawz, they discover Queer Kid Stuff. This is a show that educates young queer and non-binary children a…

Blind Mike is back from his exciting SoCal vacation refreshed and ready to admit that he was dead wrong about how the Fresh Prince got from Philly to Bel Air. After banter that makes all other podcasters sound like amateurs, the boys dig into this week in social media. They start with some motivation from Dan Pena, a guy with a lot of money (allege…

The boys are back from Christmas and ready to tell you all about their amazing holiday. It turns out Mike is too cool and “adult” to receive even a single gift. Karl’s just the opposite. He doesn’t just get gifts, he’s braggadocious about it. Oh yea, social media, the boys check out some music including some parody songs from the female Chip, Krist…

Things start off with seamless banter you probably won't even notice if you're not paying attention. Then the boys are off the races reviewing the big Chris Cuomo / Baylen Dupree interview. Chris is really impressed with Baylen's "bravery" but then laughs when she tells him off. So maybe he enjoys her the same way everyone else does. Then there's t…

This week, after some amazing banter, the boys learn about a new dating site for adults who love Disney. Being oddly obsessed with a corporation that creates entertainment for children is a great way to start a new relationship. Also, John Cerasani gets revenge, woke dad only likes trans children, King Cobra smells good, Chille DeCastro is harassin…

This week the boys discover a man who has a trans son and can't wait to tell everyone about it. He talks to strangers and completely changes their lives within seconds through his wisdom. He might be more smug than Stuttering John. Also, Delete Lawz is all but advocating for violence against the police, Matt Rife vs Mason Ramsey, Dat Phan is doing …

This week we start with good news and bad news. The bad news is that Matt Rife's comedy special isn't that bad. The good news we have Julia Fox's audio book!! This episode features lots of math jokes, John Cerasani embarrassing himself and his family, a discussion about Will Smith's small penis, LaraJuicyTV's new purchase, Solar losing the plot, Ki…

Karl and Mike discuss King Cobra trolling his haters by eating cat food, flipping your car in Chicago, signs Matthew Perry knew he would die, DeleteLawz being a weirdo, Mean Girl Podcast live, Matt Rife calls out an older guy at his show, and much more. Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/pqcE_Kw-QOg You can also watch live on YouTube…

TikTok is a young person's game. Don't believe me? Just look at how Rosie O'Donnell, Dat Phan, and Opie are using the platform. Rosie, cheer up!! Also, we check out the most petty troll of all time, Trisha Paytus is enraging, Brielleybelly123 is crying a lot, and much more. Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/-UgKmVyx-Ts You can also …

Blind Mike and Karl Hamburger spend some time on Instagram to start things out. Alec Baldwin is going to save us from Donald Trump (thank God) and solve breast cancer with barbecue sauce. What a range! Nickelodeon used to have an interesting Halloween promotion, John Cerasani is rich and angry at everyone, people on reddit are having nightmares abo…

You would have thought that WATS would have tackled everything that's happening on social media by episode 30 but no, not the case. There's a lot going on! This week Mike and Karl discover Luke Skywalker on TikTok and get an update on what he's up to. And it's definitely the real Luke Skywalker because he has his lightsaber. Also, a guy's mom makes…

This week things start off as smooth as usual with Karl's and Mike's seamless banter. You can't even tell this is a show, it just sounds like two old friends catching up. Then it's off to the world of social media starting with Tom Segura complaining about the "poor" middle class people. Losers! There's a lot to learn about approaching a woman in a…

Blind Mike is back from Vegas with amazing stories like, "Roseanne Barr was there." After some amazing banter the boys get into the latest with Delete Lawz, some incel telling girls to date dorks, John Cerasani is a hero to blind people, Julia Fox is promoting her book, Dat Phan can't riff, Trisha Paytus is still fat, Baylen Dupress makes a sandwic…

Blind Mike is out in Vegas having the time of his life and Karl is stuck at home with Hackride. Life isn't fair. In this experimental episode, Karl and the demon talk about morons on the internet, some very talented song writers, a TikToker named Rose (and the Garden), a girl who doesn't wipe, Hackride's friend Daisy from Venice Beach, and much mor…

The new computer is up and running and boy does that help the flow of this show. This one is jam-packed with Donald Trump Jr getting his Twitter account hacked, Julia Fox is back, Mint Salad is passionate about Star Wars, Baylen Dupree is sad, Solar is a victim, Opie is unfunny, Delete Lawz is all about de-escalation, and much more. Watch this epis…

We get off to a rough start because my computer is actively dying and that made my day just a bit annoying. Stick with us, I do mostly figure it out. Once we get into it we check out some amazing stand up comedy from Tommy Lee's wife. Does anyone do good crowd work anymore? Then we check in on King Cobra making prison hooch at home. I'm not sure th…

This week the boys check out the sweet sounds of Jerry Banfield and a new character to the show, Cole Campbell. Cole is great because he's versatile. He's a rapper, he's a singer, he's a pimp! Girls want to get with him, and guys like Blind Mike and Karl want to be him. There's also plenty of exploring on TikTok featuring masterdating, pumpkin-spic…

The boys start off with a woman who somehow was able to go to So-Fi Stadium to see a Taylor Swift concert. It might not seem impressive considering there were over 70k people there six nights in a row, but this woman was able to enjoy the concert and NOT catch Covid! Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. Also, Mike Pence gets trolled live a…

Social media is getting wild. No more Alec Baldwin putting us to sleep with long, rambling reels. Now Taryn Manning from Orange is the New Black is talking about the married man she's having an affair with including very detailed sex acts. Now I understand why everyone's addicted to social media! Also NPC TikToker PinkyDoll has easily searchable nu…

There are a lot of people who still have not recovered from the lockdowns during the pandemic. Fortunately for these mask-wearing agoraphobes, there's Reddit! You don't need to talk to someone who can help you understand that you're broken when you can find a group of people who are just as mentally ill as you are! Also on this episode - Brendan Sc…

For the past few weeks we've been following the TikTok NPC streaming phenomenon. Surprisingly, Dan Soder is also keeping a close eye on how things are progressing and also doing some deep research on the subject. But it's not all NPC streams, we're checking out the hamburger girl eat a Big Mac in two bites, Tom Myers' new bit, a streamer meltdown a…

This week the boys are heavily fixated on the latest TikTok trend that everyone's talking about, NPC streaming. After checking in on Cr1TiKaL's take, they go behind the scenes to see what it's like to actual record these streams that sometimes go on for over five hours but also make bank. Also, everyone's favorite narcissistic slob Trisha Paytus ea…

Blind Mike and Karl start off with a brand new superchat jingle, which is entertaining and not self-serving at all. Then they hit some bangers including a song from an Indian man who's a hopeless romantic. Jerry Banfield has a "whisper song," hopefully that doesn't catch on, and Ryan Shane Owen is buying ads so people see him sing Duran Duran. Also…

Blind Mike and Karl continue to keep track of all things social media. They're even keeping an eye on Threads, the new social network where Chris D'Elia complains about his life. Also on this episode, not all great songs make the playlists and regular radio rotation. Mass Text by Tay Allyn, while wildly nonsensical, is nothing short of a masterpiec…