Melissa Diaz and Clay Foreman boldly go where no nerds have gone before in this deep dive into Terry Pratchett's Discworld Universe and beyond
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Fox & Foes is a semi-satirical podcast hosted by Texas-based comedians @michaelCPriest and @VersaceKolache, about the Russia investigation, the current political nightmare we are living through, and Robert Mueller's beautifully strong jawline. Join us as we dive into the ocean of lies fed to us by Shuckabee, try to decipher the tweets of an illiterate president, and attempt make this disaster FUN again! Maddow Rundowns and Morning Joe updates abound! Let us dumb this up for you. Feel free to ...
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Kat Ramzinski joins Melissa and Clay to discuss Electroboy, the Memoirs of a ManiacBy Melissa Diaz
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This Hoe got Roaches in Her Crib Ft. Kam Patterson
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Comedian Kam Patterson joins the Turtle Reads to discuss the urban satire This Hoe Got Roaches in her Crib.By Melissa Diaz
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A Haunting on Mars ft. Zach Chapman
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Melissa and Clay discuss A Haunting on Mars graphic novel with writer Zach ChapmanBy Melissa Diaz
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Melissa and Clay have comic book artist Chris Shehan on to discuss his book, The Autumnal.By Melissa Diaz
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Clay Foreman and Melissa Diaz are joined by author Gene Selassie and dive into the world of wrestling while discussing his book "And How they rumbled"By Melissa Diaz
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The Dark Tower Comic Book 2 ft. Janice Min
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Come with us as we continue exploring the Dark Tower comics, although haphazardly, with our wonderful guest Janice MinBy Melissa Diaz
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The Gunslingers Pet ft. Craig Fergola
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Craig Fergola rejoins Melissa and Clay on the podcast to discuss the first Dark Tower novel, The Gunslinger, and enjoy a few semi heated debates.By Melissa Diaz
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Clay and Melissa discuss the Discworld novel Guards, Guards! And delve into politics and conspiracies.By Melissa Diaz
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Andre The Giant: Cock and All ft. MC Lunchboxx
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Mc Lunchboxx joins us as we discuss Andre The Giant: Life and Legend.By Melissa Diaz
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AI Dune w/ Gene Getman and Justin O'Donnell
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Clay and Melissa are joined by both Gene Getman and Justin O'Donnell as they discuss Dune as well as AI, autism, and spice.By Melissa Diaz
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Returning Guest Craig Fergola joins the podcast to lead us through the world of Stephen Kings The Dark Tower.By Melissa Diaz
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Join Clay, Melissa and special guest Austin-based comedian Jimmy Clifford as they ramble about Sandman Vol. 4 and 5 for another meandering episode of the Turtle Reads Pod.By Melissa Diaz
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Join Clay and Melissa as they wander around the plot to Neil Gaimen's Sandman Vol. 1 of the Sandman series, with plenty of ADD-infused tangents derailing the conversation along the way.By Melissa Diaz
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Good Omens Guardian Angels and Clay's New Nickname
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Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to Nail Gamen and Terry Pratchett's Good Omen's with plenty of distractions and tangential adventures along the way.By Melissa Diaz
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the Ones Who Walk Away From Skankfest
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Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K. Leguinne and Skankfest HijinksBy Melissa Diaz
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Clay and Melissa meander through Neil Gamon's American Gods with a plethora of cringe and/or funny pit stops along the way.By Melissa Diaz
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Clay and Melissa ramble through Micheal Ende's Neverending Story with plenty of pit stops about food, drugs and whatever offensive thought that can possibly come out of a couple of people with ADD's heads.By Melissa Diaz
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Clay and Melissa meander through the plot of Terry Pratchett's Wee Free Men, the 30th novel of the Discworld series.By Melissa Diaz
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Clay and Melissa meander through Terry Pratchett's 23rd installment of the Discworld series, "Carpe Jugulum." With lengthy pit stop at the most hellish place on planet earth: The HR Department.By Melissa Diaz
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Clay and Melissa meader through Terry Pratchett's "Maskerade," from the Discworld saga, plus drugs, sensory deprivation tanks, chiropractic scams, and more.By Melissa Diaz
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Lords and Ladies, I just crapped my pants (hold for applause)
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Melissa and Clay meander through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Lords and Ladies.By Melissa Diaz
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Clay and Melissa meander through Terry Pratchett's Discworld novel, Witches AbroadBy Melissa Diaz
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Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to Terry Pratchett's third Discworld novel, Equal Rites, with plenty of tangents into pedos, whores, hoes, tricks, marks, johns and what we had for breakfast to boot.By Melissa Diaz
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Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to Raising Steam, with plenty of rants about politicians and bureaucrats to go around.By Melissa Diaz
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Melissa and Clay are joined by Austin comedian Craig Fergola to blast through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Holy Wood of the Discworld universe, and meander through hot topics like DIY movie making, the best cuisines for when you're under the influence, and Clay's high school book of poetry.By Melissa Diaz
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Clay and Melissa blast off into the plot for Terry Pratchett's Color of Magic, Book 1 of the Discworld series. Plenty of fart jokes and existential conversation along the way.By Melissa Diaz
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Clay and Melissa ramble on about accents, Chinese crack cocaine, and plow through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Light Fantastic like a couple of champsBy Melissa Diaz
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Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Sourcery, avant garde theater and of course delicious foodBy Melissa Diaz
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Melissa and Clay meander through the plot to Thief of Time, making the obligatory pit stops to talk about bibles, puns and African villagesBy Melissa Diaz
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Clay and Melissa discuss foreign policy, lobotomized aristocrats, knighthood and the Hogfather in episode 2 of Sir Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.By Melissa Diaz
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Small Gods and Dolphins with Down's Syndrome
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Clay and Melissa discuss Small Gods, Hippos, Alligators, and dive into the basics of the gods, religions, and geography behind the worldbuilding of Terry Pratchett's Discworld.By Melissa Diaz
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Melissa and Clay dive into Soul Music and cover some of the Hogfather for the holidays in this inaugural episode of The Turtle Moves PodcastBy Melissa Diaz
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Ep 14: The Government may be shut down but this ***** ain't!
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In this episode, Michael yells about Iran-Contra, Kat yells about 20/20 Australia documentaries, Cool Dog yells more at Kat, Kat yells more at Cool Dog, the Government is shut down, and we're all afraid. Cool dog is afraid kat's not afraid enough of Trump, and kat's afraid of Cool dog. What the hell did Steve Bannon have in his hot tub? I guess we'…
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Ep 13: Don't bring NO dog to a Dog-Off
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What do you do when your president can't even win a dog-off with a sneaky Russian dictator? What do you do when you have been tricked by ACTUAL fake news? What do you do when your president is behaving like a drunken child? How do you cope when you are synced up with politicians having panic attacks? Cool Dog and the Kat talk to comrade and fellow …
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