A podcast about life, technology, coffee, and social awkwardness.
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20. Back on our BullshitOur heroes awake after four years to find a world in turmoil. Who can save it? Not these rambling idiots. What CAN they do? Well, talk about single life, married life,...By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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19. The Perks of Being a CyclopsPaint, cake and things we hate. What about hair? Joe cares. His skin? Not like a fin? Ok, no more rhymes. Portland is covered in mold and Joe can probably fix...By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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18. Kayak-Man. What up, daughter? In this show, Kellee paints, Joe dies in Spelunky, Juan Pablo gets called a dick and Uber is named a bag of douche.Also, Joe gets weird about nips, Kellee loves...By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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17. Levis 501 Cat Sex. In this show: Joe practices childhood sorcery, Kevin Spacey is murdering people and Kellee finds a douchebag blogger. Also: menstruation, shakes of the shamrock variety, and...By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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16. Almond CowlicksIn this show: Kellee’s movin’, Joe went boozin’, and Brock is still snoozin’. Also: Bletblue, bangs, godly hi-fives, outrunning a tiger on an airplane, and demon yawns.By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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15. Noodlecock AppledickAll aboard the struggle bus! On this show: Allergies suck, curse words are cool, Aziz Ansari is funny, Bruno Mars has hair, and my car is covered in a salty load.By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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14. Unethical Giraffe FightsOn this week’s show: Literally everthing, annoying drunks, manipulative girl scouts, Mitt Romney, sick boyfriends, and cheeseburger buttholes.By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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13. A Silent Haircut Joe and Kellee discuss Austin, criminally awkward haircuts, boning with socks on, and gummy worms all while sipping some coffee over brunch. Then things get gross. Featuring...By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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12. Express Yourself In their grossest episode yet, Joe & Kellee swap puke stories, Taylor Swift, “me” time, Taco Bell’s definition of a Nacho, and doggie butt glands.Theme song: Sleeper Agent “Get...By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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Episode 11: A Head of Many TonguesBack from a holiday break, Joe and Kellee discuss awkward family moments, dogs making messes, moving out, adding a third, Miley Cyrus’ concave buttphone, and tongues...By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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10. The Power of HeartIn a slightly “real”-er episode, Joe and Kellee break down MySpace Surveys, paying for MTV, Religion (oh man), Cinnabon, self-worth after college, and then explore Captain...By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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9. MulanhantasShivering in the dead of winter, Joe and Kellee discuss incredible albums, Kevin McCallister, sexism, and ultimately determine why snow sucks. Also, Joe is a Disney idiot.By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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8. Bubblegum DickOn this week’s show: Food children, stoned teenagers, snobbish wine, green bean casserole, homeless boyfriends, and awful bubblegum.Theme Song: Sleeper Agent - “Get Burned”Outtro:...By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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7. Wizard PotentialBracing their guts for Thanksgiving, Kellee and Joe discuss awkward parents, life as an emotionless brick, Lady Gaga, deep-fried fingers and sex-deprived magic powers.Theme song...By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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6. Parsley and MeOn this week’s show, Joe relives his texting mistakes, Kellee hates a common Italian herb, and a majestic glittery creature is discovered.Theme Song Credit: Sleeper Agent - Get...By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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Episode 5: A Weird MassageOur intrepid hosts once again find themselves conversing; this time, about spas, psychics, Bagel Bites, Tim Riggins, peeing in the shower, and beds made of people.By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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4. A Starbucks Existential ExperienceStaring into the dark, cold abyss of the night sky, our hosts ponder the reality-shattering questions. Then they drink some absinthe and go to Hogwarts.Theme...By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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3. HangoverweenTired and weary, our hosts discuss Halloween parties, olden days of the “bar scene,” Kaiju-fighting robots, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, and whether or not being an ant is all it’s...By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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2. Stacks of HandsNow with segments! We discuss white-tailed deer, ThoughtCatalog, Los Angeles, American Horror Story, hands, Pokémon and embarrassing internet crush stories. Theme song credit:...By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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Episode 1: A Socially Awkward GenesisIn which our heroes, Joe and Kellee, embark on a socially awkward technological adventure. Apologies for the audio quality. Contains spoilers for Breaking Bad,...By Joe Cahill and Kellee Vopelak
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