Best Kelly&Gordo Podcasts (2024)

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Union Breaks 1:02:37

6d ago1:02:37

1:02:37

Intro and Outro set but man they are LOUD! Between Kelly's ghost and Gordo's cursory grasp at the controls this podcast just manages to stay on the rails but it is chalk-full of EURO and COPA content. The highs, the lows, the in-betweens, and, of course, Kelly's hatred for Harry Kane. Tune into our second installment of the pre-season of trail and …

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All Is Fair In Love & Euros 1:11:36

14d ago1:11:36

1:11:36

We are BACK and better than ever. A little earlier than we usually are but that's because we have some exciting news! We are now brought to you by American Scouser. On Thursdays you have the opportunity to jump into American Scouser's Patreon to see our ugly mugs in a video version of the podcast. We will still be available on all the podcast app o…

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Farewell Klopp & Season 1:21:41

1M ago1:21:41

1:21:41

With many managers moving on or being fired, Klopp stands out. His farewell celebration eclipsed City's historic 4th title on the bounce in both media and turnout. It is everything good and meaningful about football in our opinions. It's not about the trophies or the awards, it's about the feelings in the small moments of magic. An FA Cup run (Cove…

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I'm Not Crying, It's Allergies 1:18:58

2M ago1:18:58

1:18:58

Never thought we'd shed tears on a podcast about football. Then again, never expected to get so attached to a manager. With Jurgen Klopp's final game in charge on the horizon, and nothing to play for, it's all a bit emotional in the DITBox pod-room. Don't worry though, we leave it until the very end, so you can still get the expected, most biased u…

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Safety Race 1:25:12

2M ago1:25:12

1:25:12

Ahhh the UCL has widdled down to it's last two contestants, Harry Kane joins a team who hasn't gone trophy-less since 2012 and properly showed them how to do it. The EFL seasons are coming to a close and the playoffs are heating up. The premier league is experiencing a 3 way race for 1 place at the bottom and a two way race for the top. What a magi…

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Death & Ducks 1:28:06

2M ago1:28:06

1:28:06

UCL Semis, Title race still on the burner, and the relegation battle is spicy. We cover it all and take a trip to Yorkshire to discover the rich footballing history as well as the overall sporting history of the area that quite a few clubs call home. As we wind the season down it appears the refs just don't give a shit about red cards anymore. I'd …

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Ursula & The Hat 1:14:01

2M ago1:14:01

1:14:01

Oh the pod has devolved with the lunacy of the run in. Although Liverpool's fate has since been sealed we don't know that yet upon recording so come laugh at us being optimistic. Regardless, we talk FA Cup action and all the fascinating relegation battling results. We try to guess each other's thoughts and marvel over how Dean Henderson can go from…

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Do It For Your Grandma 1:11:44

3M ago1:11:44

1:11:44

UCL action boils down to the semis sans English teams, and Liverpool's miracle story book ending for Jurgen sees it's wheels fall off. Tottenham lose and Villa take the points at Arsenal. Just when you thought you had the season cornered it throws up some incredible turns. Burnley's keeper has a wonder game marred by an OG and, despite being 4-0 up…

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The Bummercast 1:28:26

3M ago1:28:26

1:28:26

We started off on an awful topic in our pre-pod conversation but we were able to quickly bounce back with all the glorious action and bring you the "sexy-side" of the sport. We've got goals, goals, goals, and an almighty relegation battle weekend. Points grabbed and lost at the death of a handful of games and we cover it all. From the bummerfest of…

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The International Shoot Around 1:12:25

3M ago1:12:25

1:12:25

Have you ever wondered about our playing careers? Ever wonder what movies inspire us? Ever wonder if Kelly has peed herself during practice? No, neither have we but we are telling you anyways. For the final international break before the end of the season, we decided to play a short version of 21 questions all relating to our sports lives. Some ans…

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Loses and The Rants 1:12:41

4M ago1:12:41

1:12:41

International break has begun but not before a few spicy FA Cup ties and a few boring EPL matches. Honors were split between the two competitions and so was the berth of the action. We dive into all the action this week and go on a few rants about a certain game. We discuss the points deduction, the Spanish raids, and all the goals from the English…

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Green With Love 1:10:22

4M ago1:10:22

1:10:22

In a week where the table sees a new leader, we were privy to witness a masterclass in tactics and skill in Pep and Jurgen's last Premier League meeting. Although the spoils were shared it was nothing short of what we expect when these two teams face off. Arsenal took advantage of the fight and snuck into the lead on their 2024 goal difference boos…

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HBD Graham: Klopp's Senior Year 1:27:41

4M ago1:27:41

1:27:41

In a week where we both had trouble picking a worst game, their was a standout worst performance. In Arsenal's 2024 new year, new me look, they've won 7 prems on the bounce by a combined score of 31-3, smashing an awful excuse for a team at Sheffield. The Gunners are defiantly benefiting from the spotlight being fixed on Liverpool and Man City, but…

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The Claret Eagle Sweep 1:19:08

4M ago1:19:08

1:19:08

This week was packed with three different domestic competitions, two prem weekends, FA Cup 5th round, AND of course, the small matter of the Carabao Cup Final. If that wasn't enough action for you then I don't know which sport you should follow because it doesn't get more exciting than that. Maidstone's fairy tale comes to a fiery end, City smashes…

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Old Smoker & Faking Death 1:18:17

4M ago1:18:17

1:18:17

Uncle Roy kicked the bucket, or at least pretended to. In one of the most OG moves from the almost 80 year old loveable owl-man, Roy faked his own death to expertly avoid the thunderous rumors he was on his way out of Palace. Shouting at the haters with a wink, "Can't fire me if I'm dead". The move was akin to faking sick on the day of the big 2nd …

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Valentine's Market Day 1:14:21

5M ago1:14:21

1:14:21

Instead of going out and enjoying the loving embrace of someone special's company, we decided to podcast because, love for this sport is all we need. We discuss the return of Champions League, the possibility that Kane has brought the Spurs juju to Munich, and a title race that continues to heat up. And I would be remise to not mention the spicy Ke…

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AITA, I Can Only Hate One 53:44

5M ago53:44

53:44

Maybe one of the lowest days in DITBox history and yet we managed to get in the studio and record. Our happiness is bringing you content and, honestly, it was therapeutic. One of the reasons we HAD to get onto the mics was the record goal weekend! We saw 8 of the 10 games have 4+ goals and only 1 game fail to record 3., *cough cough* looking at you…

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Celebration of Life for Football's Father Figure 1:19:41

5M ago1:19:41

1:19:41

Yes, Gordon made a massive error last week and lost the audio file for the podcast! We apologize for missing you all last week. And just when we wanted to go and throw an extra special episode out for you all, Jurgen Klopp decides to quit on us! Hard to get excited about anything when a member of your family tells you they're not coming back. OK, O…

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KD Beefy & Memory Lane 1:24:13

6M ago1:24:13

1:24:13

As the temperature plummets to well below freezing, we decided to pod virtually again. In a week with only five games, we still manage to squeeze in a solid 90 mins. Of course we get a little side tracked on account of Kelly's birthday, but hey, when don't we? In this episode we discuss the return of KDB and what it means to the season, Aston Villa…

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No Intro Oranges & A Side of Ranch Dress 51:42

6M ago51:42

51:42

Back in studio with nothing to talk about on the EPL front. However, there was plenty of domestic action to discuss along with one or two beer bottles being thrown. Both figuratively and literally. Tay Swift, the question of existence, and a shocking revelation in the condiment industry all squeeze their way into the podcast as well. Proving once a…

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Jersey Blind & The Early Derby 1:28:32

6M ago1:28:32

1:28:32

Back in the saddle again after a nice holiday break. Refreshed and ready to ignore the three weeks of matches and focus on Week 20. The topsy-turvy table shake up from Pre-Christmas to New Year's Day was something to behold. Although we can be assured that the return of KDB, Erling, and Pep's impeccable second half form might leave everyone in the …

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The Red Card Weekend (Five Shots) 1:24:13

7M ago1:24:13

1:24:13

Yes, you read that right. We saddle up and take 5 shots to match the reds received this weekend, 3 courtesy of VAR upgrades. Of course as the shots increase so do our tangents but we manage to pack all the weekend action into the episode. From the lack luster Liverpool to the wholesome Roy Hodgson smile, we have you covered for match week 17. If yo…

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Going Full-Ham & Old Men 1:15:02

7M ago1:15:02

1:15:02

13 goals in 7 days for high flying Fulham, two clean sheets and an almost historic night at Anfield, does it get any better? Well yes, because now they get us to hype them up in our newest podcast episode. We do our best to cover 20 games over the last 5 days and remember how the world-wind of 9 available points in the blink of an eye shaped the ta…

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Messi, The Lion King, & The Moaning 1:25:22

7M ago1:25:22

1:25:22

Another wild, goal filled weekend graced our picture boxes and we are here for it. An incredible Sunday thrill ride for the title race proceedings left us dying for mid-week action. We decided to pod on Monday so we don't discuss those events here, but we will be sure to offer our insight on them in next week's episode... cliffhanger! Apart from th…

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That's Why There's Two of US 1:33:52

7M ago1:33:52

1:33:52

First taste of action back from the third international break of the season and it did not disappoint. On the precipice of the most grueling time in any of Europe's top flights and we were treated to a flurry of goals, VAR interventions, and last minute winners. A rather cagey City vs Liverpool game started us off but it quickly gained pace and end…

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Turkey, Toffee Ladies & Gucci Slides 1:21:56

8M ago1:21:56

1:21:56

Thanksgiving already! VAR, Everton, Man United, and FFP are some of the things we are thankful for. Yes, they're annoying, but BOY do they give us a whole host of topics to discuss with you all! Seriously though we couldn't have imagined how much fun this was going to be five years ago and we could not be more thankful for the opportunity to releas…

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Blame It On the Licker (Liquor?) 1:24:22

8M ago1:24:22

1:24:22

Back in studio for the first time in AGES! Just in time for another international break (insert ughh here). The main topic of conversation is, of course, the tasty fixture of Chelsea vs City. It had the goals, it had the back and forth drama, and it had the backstory of an up-incoming youngster who switched sides. Whether he joined the Dark side or…

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He Thought He Was The Burger King 1:37:26

8M ago1:37:26

1:37:26

We are BACK... well sort of. As explained in the pod we took a short hiatus due to a family emergency so first off, thank you all who stuck with us during the short pause in recording. All the love and support we received over the last two weeks means the world to myself (Gordon) and my family, so thank you DITBox Nation! Now back to the good stuff…

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Nush Links & Lucci Returns 1:20:25

9M ago1:20:25

1:20:25

Back in studio with no EPL games to discuss, not a problem for us. With the amount of good, bad, and ugly stories from the international break, we throw so many stories your way it could be a two parter. To highlight we discuss Euros, dogs, goalies, miracles, Clownchester United, and even toe the line politically. If you completely shut off for the…

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Two Cats & A Thunderstorm 1:35:14

9M ago1:35:14

1:35:14

As the inconsistent as the VAR decisions, Kelly and Gordon are yet again virtually podcasting due to scheduling conflicts. We battled the midnight storm and surging rain to provide the analysis of Game Week 9. We saw Villa falter again, VAR come, or not come as the case may be, to City's aid again, and West Ham and Newcastle duking it out, in what …

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The VARy Stuffy Podcast 1:39:14

9M ago1:39:14

1:39:14

We just cannot catch a planning break this season and sickness forces us to record remotely again. Luckily for you, there's so much controversy surrounding the weekend, and we aren't just talking about the Liverpool Spurs game. Pep loses two on the bounce, United set a crazy number of negative records, Newcastle whollops PSG in the Champion's Leagu…

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The Painted Crib and the Eight Goal Drubbing 1:33:04

9M ago1:33:04

1:33:04

Two Premier League weeks with European competitions and EFL Carabao Cup in between, my oh my the action and plots thicken. Once again we're faced with a multi-RED weekend as the players just can't help themselves. And Newcastle couldn't help themselves either to a big fat helping of Sheffield United putting 8 past their opponents. Since it's a remo…

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I Didn't Call You Jesus: The Velveeta Debate 1:15:39

10M ago1:15:39

1:15:39

The Prem returns from International break and it's perfect timing too as we needed the on-field action to carry us through the pod. Four teams remain undefeated as two fall off, and the illustrious group chat we're in is starting to become hostile. The goals and VAR drama is plenty to talk about and, despite, have one tiny sticky note between us, w…

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Orange Is The New United: Extra Ss and The Toffee Lady 1:30:16

10M ago1:30:16

1:30:16

International Break and the promise of Oktoberfest has apparently rotted our brain and thrown up the most non-footballing podcast we've had (if you don't count the summer rant series). We start with the pod's longest intro with our respective trips to Munich. Then we dive straight into the potential sale of Everton and then onto the news that Unite…

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Are You Saying Pierre or Pure Players? 1:33:09

10M ago1:33:09

1:33:09

We are BACK in studio, que annoying air horn noises. Finally, after 4 remote episodes we crawl our pathetic souls into the studio to record a quality pod. Of course, we go on tangents and the pod ends up running long, but that's why you listen. It felt good to be back in person especially with such a fun, goal filled weekend to discuss. We talk che…

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The Spanish Kiss Of Death 1:10:16

10M ago1:10:16

1:10:16

We just cannot seem to catch a break, and neither can the Premier League players. We are still remotely recording due to some unforeseen circumstances and the EPL is still dishing out Red Cards like they're COVID Vaccines. This week we battle through the crazy matches involving the three likeliest Champion Contenders, and take a real hard look at t…

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Chelski, the Russian Pawn: I Think It's Hereditary 1:16:12

11M ago1:16:12

1:16:12

We finally did it, we pushed Kelly to her limits and she needed yet another vacation to take a break from the previous two episodes of the season. Graham fills in and lends his old, yet wise, wisdom to the pod throughout, instead of just the few minutes we've offered him previously. It's one for the books, and I have no doubt it'll be a fan favorit…

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A VARy Controversial Opening Weekend 1:20:54

11M ago1:20:54

1:20:54

The Prem is BACK and already VAR has taken center stage. A Red, a penalty, a no penalty, disallowed goals, and no even being used. Ahhh it's good to be back. We discuss all the action and get back into our regular schedule. We also introduce Graham's new segment of looking into the history of premier league stadiums, starting with Arsenal. The whol…

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It Felt Back: 23/24 Season Preview 1:06:40

11M ago1:06:40

1:06:40

We're baaaack! After an awesome summer of great random episodes.... oh wait, yeah we didn't really follow through. But you know, we had a HOT GIRL SUMMER! Anyways, this was always a soccer pod. Back to business already! Man it flew by. We preview the season in the most haphazard, DITBox way ever. Please just enjoy the return to football and we will…

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Summer Rant Series 2: A Mountian Out of an Ant Hil 1:18:59

1y ago1:18:59

1:18:59

And we lasted one episode before it got heated and personal. This week we bring on Sam, Gordon's amazing wife who has been trying to convince him for 8 years that Dreamwork's Antz is a better movie than Pixar's A Bug's Life. Yeah, right! We bring the argument to the pod room where hilarity of course ensues as Sam tries to argue her point to Kelly a…

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Summer Rant Series 1: Ted Lasso & Jim Christ 1:22:27

1y ago1:22:27

1:22:27

As promised we take a break from podcasting about soccer... OK, we lied a little, this one is still technically about soccer. BUT, it's a good transitional topic because it's about a fake soccer TV show. Yes, that's right, the beloved Ted Lasso. The three season show about a lovable country American football coach turned Premier League manager. To …

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A Ditty Attempt at a Four-nale 1:30:41

1y ago1:30:41

1:30:41

In season 4 episode 44, Kelly and Gordon try to FOUR-get their awful pre-season attempt to predict the top four and the relegation zones. In a wild season of firsts with a world cup sandwiched right in between, it was hard to pick the favorites, so we went with the negatives. What was most annoying, most shocking, and most hypocritical for us? List…

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HBD Finn & Final Day of the Season! 9:40

1y ago9:40

9:40

In a sort episode today we visit the final day of the season courtesy of Graham's Story behind the fixture. Huge shoutout to all the friends and family that have stopped by, called, texted, brought food, ran some errands, and love in the last 24 hours, we love you all so much. Hug you loved ones tight today and enjoy the final day of the EPL season…

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That 10:30p Mo Salad, Right Listener? 1:22:16

1y ago1:22:16

1:22:16

Kelly and Gordon coming at you remotely, as Gordon braves the wilderness of his front porch with a bottle of bourbon and Kelly paces around her living room with her dog. This one is packed with goodies and although, at the time we didn't know what the Story Behind the Fixture was going to be, Graham's piece steals the show. Learn a little about the…

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Fear Shits & the Fear of Winning 1:09:37

1y ago1:09:37

1:09:37

Whoever said Monday was the worst day of the week obviously never watched the Premier League. Three games and 21 goals between them cast a shadow that was too big for the weekend's fixtures to step out from. We dive deep into the three relegation battle games and lightly touch on the weekend events. We talk about the different leagues beginning the…

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Drummers, Goalies, & Sam the Savior 1:17:23

1y ago1:17:23

1:17:23

Yes, another manager has been sacked. Despite there being only 4 games remaining, in a historical season for it, I don't know why we're shocked. Here to talk about Leed's hopes and dreams riding on the back of their new manager is DITBox. We not only cover Big Sam, but his little Sam too. We go in depth about all the relegation battle and what's le…

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Squeezing In Them Ditty Picks 1:24:33

1y ago1:24:33

1:24:33

Things start off rocky as Kelly takes a pre-pod shot and it goes awry, luckily they manage to squeeze everything in and Kelly even comes up with a new phrase. A 30 goal weekend, a title race blown wide open, and a relegation battle for the ages. We discuss the Tottenham debacle, the managerial carousel up and down the country and damn near everythi…

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We Are Potatoes The Musical 1:26:23

1y ago1:26:23

1:26:23

It's a big big week for footballing news. FA Cup on the horizon, big games won loss and drawn in the EPL, lower leagues are coming to the exciting end, and Champions League is heading to the Semis. You better believe we crammed all of it into an episode AND had time for an Ice Cream break in between. This podcast may be the poster child for hump da…

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Big Smish in a Small Dish 1:04:55

1y ago1:04:55

1:04:55

Halaand beaks a record, Liverpool break Arsenal, Grandpa Roy breaks his wife's heart, and the lower leagues are heating up. There is so much to unpack here and it's all so juciy you're gonna need a napkin. We literally take you from the depths of the National League title race, to the pantheon that is UEFA Champions League knock out rounds and ever…

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Non-Religious Easter Bunny 1:13:06

1y ago1:13:06

1:13:06

Easter is around the corner and the goals are hopping in, unless you were watching the Chelsea vs Liverpool game. The goals were hopping and the red cards were popping, and so were we. We pulled out the chocolate whiskey shots this week and toasted to our hot headed EPL players. We cover everything from Doucoure's finger in Kane's eye to the Ramada…

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