Addison and Julia drive to Nana’s and Malcolm asks a spiraling Hazel for help. Content warning: Language, references to rape and murder, drinking Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Thornton Frederick Elmore (he/him): Vinnie Julia Keith Baldwin (he/him): Malcolm Taryn Baldwin (they/them): Addison Tabetha McNeal (she/her): Ingr…

Malcolm receives earth-shattering news and Julia reaches a breaking point with Hazel. Content warning: Language, references to rape and murder, kidnapping, bio-weapons, misogynistic hate mail including suicide baiting and death threats Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Thornton Frederick Elmore (he/him): Vinnie Julia Keith B…

The witch elders drop in at the Garden and put their own plans in motion. Content warning: Language, sounds of fighting Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Thornton Keith Baldwin (he/him): Malcolm Frederick Elmore (he/him): Vinnie Julia Kyle Knudson (he/him): Ballard Stasi Dimitrova (she/her): Isadora Kids: Alistair, Charlotte…

Witch Hazel and the concubus Kvothe discuss ethics and magic. Content warning: Language, discussion of ethics, incubi/succubi, fetishization, trafficking of human remains, slavery, gun violence Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Thornton Kevin Elmore (he/him): Kvothe Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick …

Some things are starting to become crystal clear. Content warning: strong language, death of a pregnant spouse, grief, PTSD, anti-vaccine rhetoric, mild substance abuse, womb worship and gender essentialism Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Thornton Keith Baldwin (he/him): Malcolm Frederick Elmore (he/him): Vinnie Julia Tary…

Hazel’s beginning to lose patients while facing scrutiny from the witch elders. Transcript Content warning: Language, magical epidemic, screams, breaking glass, death while pregnant, loss of a spouse, clinical discussion of the processes of death Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Thornton Keith Baldwin (he/him): Malcolm Frederick Elmor…

Hazel finally does a segment on werewolves and big changes are in store for the Garden. Content warning: Language, alcohol consumption, sounds of fighting, PTSD flashback Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Thornton Keith Baldwin (he/him): Malcolm Frederick Elmore (he/him): Vinnie Julia Elle Rose (she/her): Rosemary aka Nana T…

Content Warning is not a fun episode, but it's necessary. And based on true events. As structural discrimination against trans people increases, so will assaults against them. If someone you know has been sexually assaulted, here's a basic primer on how to handle the situation as well as resources for survivors. If you are a trans survivor of sexua…

As the prophecy foretold, an unwelcome failwolf comes prowling around. Content Warnings: Language, references to kidnapping, sex, unknown illness, and casual threats of murder between frenemies. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Thornton Keith Baldwin (he/him): Malcolm Frederick Elmore (he/him): Vinnie Julia Taryn Baldwin (t…

We'll be back with a new Care & Feeding of Werewolves episode on January 7, 2023. In the meantime, check out our friends Among the Stacks! Available on Apple, Spotify, Goodpods, and more.By Kerfluffle & Chaos Productions

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Thank you for your understanding as we are handling a family emergency. We'll be back, in the meantime, check out our friends Wake of Corrosion! Available on Apple, Spotify, Goodpods, and more. Wake Of Corrosion is a horror audio drama set in an apocalyptic UK. Two brothers head out on an off-grid camping trip, hoping to get away from the stresses …

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Thank you for your understanding as we are handling a family emergency. We'll be back, in the meantime, check out our friends Dragon Shanty! Available on Apple, Spotify, Goodpods, and more. Content warnings: explosion/fire, light violence/injury, fantasy classism and prejudice, light swearing, and cognitive/learning disability…

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Thank you for your understanding as we are handling a family emergency. We'll be back, in the meantime, check out our friends Tell No Tales! Available on Apple, Spotify, Goodpods, and more. TranscriptBy Kerfluffle & Chaos Productions

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Thank you for your understanding as we are handling a family emergency. We'll be back, in the meantime, check out our friends The Night Post! Will be available on Apple, Spotify, Goodpods, and more. Even after all these years, Earl doesn't understand Hiding Day. The Love Talker is a folk horror audio drama that launches in 2022. Visit https://thelo…

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Thank you for your understanding as we are handling a family emergency. We'll be back, in the meantime, check out our friends The Night Post! Available on Apple, Spotify, Goodpods, and more. Content Warning: Discussion of death, audio distortion TranscriptBy Kerfluffle & Chaos Productions

The nature documentaries Addison watches with their homeschool co-op group are a bit different from the ones shown in public schools. Content warning: Language, mangled French and Gaelic, underwater sound effects, explosives, animal death, innuendos, predators feeding, death Transcript Credits: Frederick Elmore (he/him): Cocques Blousteau, Cap’n Ca…

Addison learns how to drive, the Garden receives some odd visitors bearing a warning and an ultimatum for Hazel, and good-byes are said. Content warning: Alcohol consumption, a single instance of an LGBTQ+ term used in a derogatory fashion, and references to human experimentation, post-traumatic stress disorder, and abduction Transcript Credits: Br…

Crash course on events so far plus get a glimpse of what the crew's been up to in the interim. The first episode of season 2 will be released on October 1st, 2022. Content warning: Language, references to human experimentation and kidnapping Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia and Frank Keith B…

In the season one finale, the survivors finally have a chance to catch their breath and try to figure out what comes next. Content warning: References to kidnapping, imprisonment, murder, human experimentation, and depictions of PTSD Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Keith Baldwin (he/him): M…

In hopes of rescuing Nana and the other unwilling test subjects, our unlikely heroes take on the dastardly Frank. Content warning: Gunfire, human experimentation, classism, imprisonment, fantasy racism, death, violence, and threats of mass murder via acidic gas. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Ju…

A sketchy spellbook, some Google Translate, and one "hold my beer and watch this" means one interesting housecall for Hazel. Content warning: Please note the sound design is meant to be disorienting, listening while driving is discouraged. Worms, zombies, nudity, vivisection, death, loss, grief, worms Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/h…

Max, aka the super-powered sidekick Buck (Second Fiddles), seeks out the help of Hazel Thornton (Care & Feeding of Werewolves) to remove his newly grown antlers. Content Warning: Discussion of mental illness and dialectical behaviour therapy Transcript Credits: Mat Johnson (he/him): Max aka Buck Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmor…

Can Malcolm be trusted? Will Addison throw hands? Could Auto cremate a body? Content warning: Strong language, depictions of PTSD, references to kidnapping, discussion of human experimentation both fictional and historical, euthanasia, and vivisection Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Keith B…

A decision is made and lines are drawn. Content warning: Abortion and reproductive rights, kidnapping, human experimentation, euthanasia, and vivisection Transcript Abortion Rights Resources: abortion.cafe - collection of abortion resources shoutyourabortion.com - campaign to normalize abortion donations4abortion.com - donate to support abortion fu…

Non-explicit advice on mixing magic and safer sex. Content warning: Non-explicit discussion of sex. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord…

Hazel takes a major risk in her search for the missing. Content warning: References to kidnapping, human experimentation both historical and fictional, euthanasia, and vivisection. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Keith Baldwin (he/him): Malcolm Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Writ…

Hazel has an expert in supernatural chiropractics on the show. Content warning: A reference to missing people. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Erik Gurule, DC (he/him): Dr. Brian Grey Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) and Erik Gurule Music:…

Even magic has its drawbacks. Content warning: Addiction treated seriously within a fantasy framework Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | DiscordBy Kerfluffle & Chaos Productions

Desperate to get their life back, Addison resorts to extreme measures. Content warning: Blood, self-harm, spontaneous combustion, bugs, accidental misgendering, references to kidnapping, human experimentation, emotional abuse, and lack of bodily autonomy. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia and…

Auto gets hangry, and Hazel’s been reading too much Edgar Allan Poe. Content Warning: Fire Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord Website | Twitter | Instagram…

A stranger leaves a clue on the Garden’s doorstep. Content warning: Kidnapping, human experimentation, body horror, and accidental misgendering Transcripts Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Taryn Baldwin (they/them): Addison Keith Baldwin (he/him): Malcolm CJ Baldwin (she/her): Mrs. Clarke Sound designe…

Sometimes people become an even greater nightmare when they’re dead. Content warning: Racism, homophobia, religious bigotry, anti-vaccination, and a reference to alcohol and alcoholism. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dow…

A cautionary tale reminding people why the fey were once feared. Content warning: Background music, people being hunted for sport, and references to institutionalization and homophobia Transcript Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her…

An unfortunate break-through in the missing persons cases is made. Content Warning: Language and graphic depiction of vivisection, autopsy, grief, and traumatic loss. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia and Sage Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her…

It's not the most wonderful time of year when you're a doctor specializing in the paranormal community; just because it's magic doesn't mean it's magical. Content warning: One oblique reference to the pandemic and the gross sounds of a sick half-orc. Transcript Please note that the sound wizard came down with a cold during editing and made a rookie…

An old friend of Julia's comes knocking around the holidays with a problem of boarish proportions. Happy Holidays from all of us to all of you. Content warning: Animal abuse, animal death, firearms, explosions, and other loud noises Transcript Credits: Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia, Lummy, and Jeter Henschel Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel…

Safe, sane, and consensual vampirism or How to Bite Your Friends and Influence People. Content Warning: Discussion of biting, blood, injuries, and puns Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (h…

A voyeuristic interdimensional traveler visits Marguerite's Garden, a miniature dragon hits puberty, and the mystery of the pneumatic tubes. Content Warning: None. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia and Don K. Assenburro Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dow…

The investigation into the missing persons cases so far yields little fruit. Content Warning: References to missing people and kidnapping. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord…

Hazel’s first full episode gets interrupted by an unusual and disruptive patient. Content Warning: Sudden loud noises, an injured animal, and reference to a minor car accident. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/he…

A public service announcement regarding supernaturals going missing. Content Warning: Discussion of missing people Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord…

Three types of news you probably shouldn't break over voicemails: a family member's missing, you're dropping out of your residency program, and you need help moving. Content warning: Language and a missing family member Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia, Hazel's dad Sound designer: Frederick …