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*¿Por qué tengo que tomar esta clase? ¿Mi aplicación de traducción no está haciendo un trabajo lo suficientemente bueno? *A Detroit judge forgot he wasn't working at a scared-straight bootcamp. *Don't buy drugs for celebrities. Don't even help them find drugs. *SHOCKING! Those mobile games where you play for real money might be ripping you off. *Co…

*Lazlo's got new shirts! *The NFL Changed their kickoff rules. *Kohberger still wants his trial moved but it ain't gonna help. *You may notice your meth dealer taking longer to call you back. *Disney says a man shouldn't be able to sue them because he once signed up for Disney+ trial. *Slimfast is a classist which is really weird because he was the…

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*Did Lazlo ever get sick of hearing the other kids at school talk about how hot his mom and sister were? *If you like to stick a tablet in your kid's face, be prepared to deal with hissy fits. *Trump did an interview with Elon on X last night. Snowcone says there's a conspiracy about Trump sounding like he suddenly has a lisp. *We're fine with cutt…

*Is Kansas City really The City of Fountains? *A Hollywood intimacy coordinator explains how she calms guys down on set when they get too excited. *Thanks to the women, America tied China for gold medals and won the overall medal count. *A Michigan man decided it was worth jail time to get mouthy with a judge. *The best songs of 90s, according to s…

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*Lazlo still suffers PTSD from being bullied in grade school. *Things men wish women knew about them...sexually. *New body cam footage from the attempted Trump assassination. *Noah Lyels had COVID while competing. *An athlete drowned at the CrossFit games. *A woman was killed in Chicago when she decided to take a ride on a luggage carrousel. *The F…

*We're on 98.9 The Rock now. So that's pretty cool. *Slim begs Lazlo not to ruin another round of engagement photos. *Astronauts are stuck in space until 2025 because they hitched a ride on the wrong rocket. *A Russian chess player is accused of competing in a very Russian way. *A crocodile man raped and killed dogs. Feed him to the crocs. *A 46-ye…

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*I can't decide whether I'm more surprised that Lazlo bought a Kennedy2024 shirt or that he's wearing a Kennedy2024 shirt. *Friends. How many of us have them? *Serena says she was refused an open table at a fancy French restaurant. *I seem to be having a hard time finding search results about this Google monopoly story. *Pitbull bought the naming r…

*Lazlo went away on break and came back ready to be an Okie. *Slimfast saw Dead and Company at the Sphere in Vegas and won't shut up about it. *Wes Scantlin had another run in with the law. This time involved a crisis negotiator. *RFK Jr admits to Roseanne that he left a dead bear cub in central park ten years ago as a joke because he didn't have e…

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*Biden's out. Lazlo's in. *Forget gold ceilings and home theaters, the first thing I'll buy when I'm rich is a full waterpark in my backyard. *An MIT psychologist is warning people against falling in love with AI chatbots, but her reasons haven't convinced us. *The world reacts to Biden's announcement that he's stepping down. *An LSU player has bee…

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*The only day of the year without sports? Nope. *Young adulthood is no longer one of the happiest times of life. *Biden considers changes to the Supreme Court. *"I am not a foreign agent." *The Madonna biopic is back on! *Nepo babies, they aren't just in Hollywood. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join…

*Congratulations, you found your cousins. Now what? *It has to be really bad for Lazlo to notice and he agrees that this was one of the worst anthem performances ever. Ingrid Andress sings the worst national anthem ever at the Home Run Derby 2024 - YouTube *Rolling Stone names Hawk Tuah girl a Gen Z Dolly Parton. *What motivated Thomas Crooks? Has …

*If you're scared of water, join the Navy *Gen X icon Shannon Doherty passed away at 53 *If you're going to spend your life savings sending you kids to college, try to push them towards a major that might actually pay off. Or tell them to become a fire fighter. *Did anything big happen in the news this weekend? *Trump picked a running mate. *Along …

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*I can see, I can see I'm going blind *The best fictional bands from movies *More dems call for Biden to step down, including Clooney *Trust me, the government is coming for your Zyn *Gen Z doesn't like nude scenes in movies and they really don't like that they can't buy a house *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a fr…

*Did your parents use guilt as a weapon and did it work? *I'm a man! I've drank and drive a thousand times! *Millions in Texas without power and Lazlo hasn't even checked in with his favorite uncle in Houston. *Virginia Band phones in school. *Study finds toxic metals in tampons. *Pastor at mega church is accused of molesting a 12-year-old girl. He…

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*Slimfast is such a loser, he doesn't even have a Costco membership. *Traffic sucks and it sucks for you that you gotta drive in it. *"Yeah" *Alec Baldwin's trial is still happening for some reason. *Keep your eyes out for a box of old baseball cards worth $2 million. You could get $70k in reward money! *Matt Damon is a sweetheart. *Thanks for list…

*Abusive parents and unplanned pregnancies can get you out of a lot of trouble. *Biden says he ain't going nowhere, so shut up about it. *Is there anything Ozempic can't do? *Why is Snowcone playing Kissing Boys in the Street on twitch again? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twi…

Friday Night Lights, Hot Dogs, and Messed up Things Celebs Have Done. It's America's birthday and we're celebrating by taking a four-day weekend and going completely off script. Have a great 4th and we'll see you Monday! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! Thanks to our friends at Mitra 9 for supporting the podcast. Visit www.mitra-9.com and use the promo cod…

*Kevin Costner's new movie is part 1 of 4 and it's three hours long? I'd have to lose a bet. *Taylor Swift is not a role model (if you're a Mennonite from the 19th century) *A restaurant in Pennsylvania is suing a man who left a $3,000 tip and then disputed the charges. *If you're good at tying knots in balloons, they shouldn't leak *Hawk Tuah girl…

*Lazlo's son is now the same age Lazlo was when he joined the Navy. Would Lazlo sign his son over to the US Military the way his dad did? *Celebrities who hate each other. We'll start with Lazlo and Snowcone. *Did everyone watch the Nickleback documentary on Netflix this weekend? *Trump gets immunity from SCOTUS *Karen Read trial ends with hung jur…

*School Ties *The best summer blockbusters of all time *How'd the debate go last night? I didn't watch *Snowcone finally gets a date! *Sweet note from UberEats driver results in big payday. Why can't we come up with something like this? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at…

*Has youth baseball become a scam? *A gamer got angry at another gamer, got on a plane, flew to Florida, and attacked the other gamer with a hammer. *What are you better at than 80% of the population? *The time Lazlo got so mad he tried to kill someone *Looks like The Chiefs might finally get some national attention! *Jurors in the Karen Read trial…

*Energy Drinks v Coffee. Red-Bull Vodka v Sobriety *Americans are obsessed with vacation duping. Can't afford Disney World? Watch Fantasia with the family instead. *A county in New York has banned trans women from competing against cis women. *Brooke Mueller (Charlie Sheen's ex) has allegedly been questioned by police about Matthew Perry's death. *…

*It's so hot that... *Companies love asking employees to "think outside the box" when it comes to raises. They'd prefer to give you just about anything other than money. Extra vacation or a company car could be a nice perk. But think twice before you accept a company cell phone. *The parts of the country that aren't under water are on fire. *One of…

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*Lazlo explains that he is a Chiefs fan but he's not the same as other Chiefs fans. It makes sense when you hear him out. *It's hard to believe that Lazlo used to be the type of guy who spread personal gossip about coworkers online. *The great debate about Justin Timberlake's DWI. Celebrities have weighed in. Now we weigh in. *The 10 Commandments a…

*Lazlo is certain that no one cares about Slimfast's new vacuum. Slim disagrees *Our take on the new Netflix documentary Tell Them You Love Me *The KC Current stadium is truly the first purpose-built stadium for a women's professional sports team. *Experts want you to know, there's another 9/11 on the horizon! *LA is getting closer to banning cell …

*Lazlo finally comes clean about his mystery-marriage, but not in time to stop Slim from getting engaged. *A man is suing Apple for something that many of us have also fell victim to. *If you get your ADD meds via a facetime "doctor" you found on Instagram, you might have a hard time getting your prescription next month. *Riders were stuck upside f…

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