A caller questions if life will get easier after abandoning their religious childhood. Later a caller gets poop in their mouth, a Colombian caller reflects on the “American Dream”, and a final caller debates kicking their roommate out to escalate their love life. Time to cook a meal in my Easy-Bake Oven. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko l…

I get into it with an impressive slinky artist about into what it means to “have it all figured out.” Afterwards a caller debates moving to Spain or buying some sheep, another caller tries to make sense of his roommate’s questionable historical memorabilia, and a final caller regrets getting into shape. I’ll see you at the county fair. I am a gecko…

A caller plans their move out of their parents house after deciding they want more out of life. Later a final caller tells the story of trying to fit in after coming from Puerto Rico to mainland USA. Toilet paper is not food. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygec…

A caller talks about his bumpy history with substance abuse, the hallucinations it ignited, and how he got clean. Afterwards a caller attempts a life transformation and another caller makes some big decisions out of Louisiana. Bless you. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE…

A caller discusses their “homeless by choice” lifestyle of couch hopping around stranger’s homes. Afterwards a daughter tries to make sense of why her dad keeps faking his death on Facebook and I have a casual chat with a man named Bob. This is a weird chair. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around t…

A Canadian calls in to talk about their job assisting with medically induced euthanasia, and why they find it beautiful. Then a caller seeks vengeance via martial arts, and a final caller debates whether or not to reveal his polyamorous lifestyle to his religious family. Someone please do the dishes. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live …

A caller obsesses over the idea of his teacher becoming like his mom, and a final caller and I talk about Panda Express for 15 minutes. I promise it’s a really good episode. Do not draw dicks on my Etch-A-Sketch. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SU…

A caller tells me how his lifelong desire to have someone to love has led him to a series of impulsive choices. Later a caller tries to stay positive after getting fired and a final caller receives questionable advice from a doctor after ripping his penis. I forgot why I’m here. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are av…

A caller talks about who they are, who they were, and who they wanted to be as a punk rocker and a father. Then a final caller attempts to convert his father’s farm into a weed biz. Geese have teeth on their tongues. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.co…

A caller tells me about some positivity he’s gleaned from his wife kidnapping his child. Life is crazy. Then a final caller attempts to escape an unfulfilling life in the United States by moving to Australia. Those bugs over there are staring at you. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the univer…

A man named Buddha describes how he achieved enlightenment with nitrous oxide, a caller jizzes on pizza, a caller aspires to open a tortoise ranch, a caller believes they are god, and final caller worries they are becoming their mother. It is time to eat a bagel. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now arou…

A self-described “high functioning alcoholic” reflects on their relationship with sobriety. Then a caller spends a lot of cash on his relationship with an OnlyFans model and a final caller reveals why they cut off their mother and how they got sextorted online. Please be quiet I cannot hear the movie. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live…

A caller gets arrested after hallucinating on acid, leading to a bout of positive life changes. Afterwards a caller can’t decide if they should marry or break up with their girlfriend and final caller dives deep into the niche toy market. What is the soup of the day? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now …

A 35 year old attempts to abandon his party lifestyle for the sake of his fiancé and kids. Afterwards a caller maybe or maybe doesn’t have lyme disease, a caller has spiritual vision of Kanye West, and a final caller find themselves employed by their father’s mistress. Not every movie is real. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show ex…

A caller spends every Friday and Saturday night fist bumping strangers on a street corner for hours. Further call topics include a piss jar, a car filled with wasps, and a cat eating a used condom. Don’t make me turn this car around. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: th…

A caller talks about the cons and pros of being blind since he was 15. Afterwards a caller tries not to text their ex and a final caller explains why she would never date a ginger man, despite being a ginger herself. It is time to make out with Harrison Ford. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around t…

A caller flies to Finland to meet the love of his life, she is nowhere to be found. Then a caller’s mom walks in on him flashing his asshole to a webcam, we unpack it all. Is this safe to eat? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGE…

A caller talks about hooking up with his straight friend and the baggage that followed. Afterwards a touring Scottish tattoo artist walks across a bridge, a caller struggles with having too much sex, a caller debates his relationship, and a final caller wonders if his nose infection is from eating pussy or a new drug he just snorted. See you at the…

A caller’s boyfriend incentivizes her to quit vaping by allowing her to peg him. Later a caller tries to decide if she should move to Japan to be with her long distance boyfriend, a caller tries to figure out how to talk to people, and a final caller takes a new risk. The bridge is burning. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show exper…

A caller tells me how working in a pet crematorium ruined his relationship and also tells some kind of fucked up stories. Afterwards a tattoo artist takes us through their tumultuous last few years and a final caller tries to drop everything to become an Alaskan chef. If you listen closely the sun is screaming. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy …

A caller talks about leaving the Mennonite community and navigating 2 marriages, 2 divorces, and a kid. Then a final caller reveals to me and his girlfriend just how much money he has spent on skins in League of Legends. How the hell do you open a coconut? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the …

An “amateur astronomer” explains why he is immobilized with anxiety due to the vastness of the cosmos. Later I talk to a clown enthusiast about e-bikes and his bathroom, a caller shares how medically approved ketamine therapy changed his life, and a final caller tells me how this podcast inspired him to join the Pokemon card community. Can I use yo…

A caller tells his story of illegally immigrating into the US from El Salvador, and why he is debating moving back home. Later a caller worries her line of work may ruin her family dynamic and a final caller tries to move to Australia after surviving cancer. Look away. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available no…

A janitor calls in to tell me about the upward trajectory their life has taken despite their turbulent upbringing. Afterwards I talk to a Five Below cashier about to clock in, a caller trying to navigate the universe, and then I take a series of one minute calls because it is my show and I can do what I want. I must now return to counting these roc…

A caller is kind of stalked by a former flame who accuses him of being a serial killer. But it is chill. Afterwards an Uber driver explains why they rejected a viral art career and a final caller attempts to navigate office small talk. I hope you can make it to the cook out. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are availa…

Conversations with an avid collector of human skulls, a caller who is injecting dark web testosterone, a guy who spoke to demons through a Family Guy episode, a person who feels they deserve their clogged toilet, and a League of Legends player who would rather continue playing than talk to me. Which I get because it was ranked. It is time to never …

We talk to two separate callers who were both given the same decision of whether to choose their girlfriend or video games. Then a final caller tells us how he regrets using his Make-A-Wish wish on colored pencils. It could all potentially be okay maybe. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the un…

A caller tries to decide if she should let her estranged father back into her life after learning he may have joined the Aryan Brotherhood while in jail for 10 years. Then a caller tries to avoid being guilt tripped by an ex-girlfriend and a retired soldier explains why he hasn’t left his house for the last month. I curse the sun. I am a gecko. Tic…

A caller on a family vacation opens up about her intense relationship with drugs, getting sober, hooking up at rehab, and how PCP changed her life (for the better?). Afterwards a pizza guy ponders his mortality with me and a casino janitor chats about her hesitations regarding her new rich boyfriend. We have a winner. I am a gecko. Tickets for my T…

A caller debates whether or not to continue financially supporting her boyfriend and also whether or not to let her mom back into her life after she tried to poison her. Later I talk to a chef about an illegal restaurant he’s running and a final caller struggles to navigate his newly formed polyamorous relationship. Paint the walls of your house gr…

A caller in the midst of a break up debates whether or not to burn his ex’s family photos. Then a driving instructor talks about road rage and whether or not kids should drive high, and a final caller confronts her underwhelming feelings after finally losing her virginity at 24. Try to do at least one back flip today. I am a gecko. Tickets for my T…

A caller tells me how he overcame his obsession with spending money on cam girls. Then I help him set up a Roth IRA. Afterwards a caller reveals why they feel so paralyzed in their relationship of 8 years. It sounds nice to be a bird. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: t…

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A caller debates whether or not drinking less alcohol is worth it. Then a caller questions if they have a porn addiction, a return caller tells me what abruptly ended their situationship, and a final caller seeks advice on how to be less problematic. I sometimes wonder what scooby doo would taste like if you cooked and ate him. I am a gecko. Ticket…

A caller reflects on his experience as a veteran living with schizophrenia. Then a caller prepares to confront his wife after learning about her affair, and a final caller talks about how hard it is to maintain a diet while working at a fast food restaurant. There is always a catch. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience ar…

After turning his life around, a caller explains why he sometimes looks back fondly on his violent youth. Afterwards a musician debates whether or not to embrace a villainous persona and a final caller tries to move out of their mom’s place. It is a nice day out. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now arou…

A new father wrestles with his lack of emotional connection towards his 18 month old baby. Afterwards a caller recounts an encounter he had at the Rainforest Cafe that he’s at least pretty sure was a date. I’ll put this on the fridge. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: t…

A caller debates whether or not to keep seeing a convicted felon she met on Tinder. Afterwards a stay-at-home mom attempts to start a career and I talk to caller on his morning walk. It is now your turn. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE…

A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father. Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism. Not necessarily in that order. Shit. I spilled my juice. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HER…

A caller tells their story of getting two abortions as a teenager while being sued by her mother. One day I will reach the top shelf. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: ins…

A guy with three children calls in to brainstorm ways to get his life together after an intense love affair severely disrupts his life. Then a caller talks about attending various competitive video game tournaments and a final caller tries to find someone to build Legos with. I like your haircut. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show…

A woman shares the long string of alien encounters she’s experienced throughout her life, and worries what they mean for her daughter. Then a final caller and I reflect on how she might scheme her way out of a day job. It’s a whole thing. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HER…

A caller who lost his virginity to his cousin seeks to shed his shame. Afterwards a guy in his 50s shares his journey of getting his mental health in order and a final caller fills me in on an 8th grade crush that’s caused turbulence in his adulthood. Time for my shift as an animal at the Rainforest Cafe. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko …

A caller from an undisclosed location in Asia creates a movement for freedom via haunted houses. Afterwards a caller lacks motivation regarding his responsibilities and a final caller figures out how much a goat costs. Peel that glue off your hands. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the univers…

A caller explains how smoking meth helped them realize they enjoy wearing women’s clothing. Afterwards a prison guard talks about the bizarre things they’ve dealt with on the job and a final caller talks about what it’s like to have a second butthole. I think I left the oven on. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are av…

A caller marries a stranger she meets on a girls trip to Belize, which snowballs into one of the most intense experiences of her life. Then a final caller reflects on meeting and breaking up with an online boyfriend after one of my live shows. Google says there are 24 species of hamster. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experien…

Content warning: episode features some disturbing stuff not for the faint of heart. A caller tries to move on with her life after her best friend is murdered, and I talk with a dude for a half hour about my food addiction and getting high at the airport. The sky is whatever color you want it to be. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live sh…

A caller fresh out of a toxic relationship attempts to rebuild his life from his parent’s basement. Then a caller questions what they want out of a long distance relationship and a final caller unleashes her inner Gollum. The winning lottery number is 6. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the un…

A stressed caller attempts to dispose of 300 illegal African land snails. Afterwards a car enthusiast tries to make sense of his adrenaline chasing nature, and we end the show with an interview I did in the park with a guy on a bike who works in the TV biz. Watch the full park video here. Beware of the garbage disposal. I am a gecko. Tickets for my…

A caller questions their tarnished relationships, a caller puts his dick in food, and a final caller talks about their concerns regarding some potentially dangerous intrusive thoughts. Ahdhdisowhrbfoev. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE …