Yo Ho Ho and lots of fun in this comic tale of the three idiot pirates who share a bungalow on Thug Island... Could a rare orchid grown in captain Metcalfe’s garden bring them enough money to buy a new Pirate ship ..Or will the captains plans be scuppered by some big brash American pirates who are visiting the island.... Shiver me timbers, mates, Y…

Episode 5 ‘M.O.T TimeThe captain has Michael’s car keys, and theirs only one way Dawn is going to get them back...

He wasn’t looking for company.. she sort of just turned up…sat down and started talking... They quickly found out they had a lot in common... They hated everybody

Episode 4 ‘Sylvia’ She’s The Captains Wife and what Sylvia wants ... Sylvia gets

There’s someone knocking at the door ... It might be important , trouble is nobody wants to answer it ...

Episode 3 ‘Dorothy The Dominatrix’ by day she packs biscuits.. of a night she packs a punch.., And if theirs no pain theirs no gain as Michael is about to find out...

Episode 2 ‘The Car Club’ Dawn wanted to try something different . Let’s try The Car Club its very discreet promised Michael.. what he forgot to mention was the Pampas Grass ... Oh and it’s a Swingers Club...

Episode 1 ‘Bored’ Dawn is trying to cleanse her ‘shakra’..Michael was more interested in watching the footie until he saw a Burt Reynolds centrefold in Cosmo...Now he wants learn Yoga too..