Hillary (@smithsara79) is definitely NOT SARA. She’s Hillary. And she talks with Mark about her dogs, the importance of laughter, staying up late, meeting her bf, why she joined Twitter, human Roombas, and so much more! Hillary LOVES her friends! Just SOME of the shoutouts in this episode: @caithuls @SkinnerSteven @CopernicusG @AdamBroud @ThatAdamK…

This is your chance to become best friends forever with comedy genius / superbabe Sky, better known as @iamspacegirl! Today’s episode is brought to you by Highway Billboards.By markcognata

Mark makes friends with the outrageously hilarious Will Heinemann-Johnson, better known as @upsidedowntrash! This episode is brought to you by @Interested_Pod and Coffee Enemaz.By markcognata

Mark talks with the hysterically funny Ash [last name redacted], sometimes known as @adult_mom! They talk about kids, mouse problems, internet pals, doing funnies, and “Ash Starter Packs.” Then, Ash answers all your questions! Enjoy. Today’s episode is brought to you by Iced Coffee.By markcognata

Mark finally gets to talk with his very good friend, @Dave_Cactus! Listen for the sound of Dave drinking Irn Bru, the most disgusting soda in all of Scotland. Then keep listening for all of Dave’s amazing stories, jokes, answers to your questions, and even to hear him insert several coins into his very own nose. This episode is brought to you by St…

Part 2 of my conversation with @andrewchamings, in which he answers your questions! Guest co-host is @maisonwithapen. This episode is brought to you by Contact Lens Solution.By markcognata

Episode 13 features the brilliant @andrewchamings, with special guest host @maisonwithapen! Hear what Andrew has to say about “shirt-cocking,” babies abandoned at fire stations, his numerous writing projects, and more! This episode is brought to you by Socks.By markcognata

Kellen Schneider (@captainkalvis) joins Mark and guest host Michael (@Home_Halfway) to talk about comedy, life after college, and his time in L.A.! This episode is brought to you by Skin.By markcognata

Brandan Moretton, otherwise known as @LeBearGirdle, tells Mark about his horrifying car accident! Don’t worry, he lived, bitch. This episode is brought to you by Chocolate. “Eat chocolate.”By markcognata

Here’s Part 2 of @AdamBroud’s episode, in which he answers your questions!By markcognata

Mark and @AdamBroud become friends! Enjoy this episode with a blueberry bagel, and come back next week to hear part 2.By markcognata

Hi, friends! Episode 9 features the delightful Morgan Mayfield, better known as @House_Feminist. Mark and Morgan chat about choices, college, debt, ostrich blazers, babies, smoothies, being funny online, the freedom of writing, middle-school personalities, hairstyles, and more. This episode is brought to you, once again, by Bagels. Enjoy!…

Podcast Crossover! This week, the tables are turned. Mark is the guest on @SkinnerSteven’s podcast, Friends of the Show. Hear what Mark has to say about predictive text, social anxiety, sidekicks, and his favorite tweets of all time. If you like this episode of Friends of the Show, please subscribe on iTunes and follow @FOTSpod, as well as the host…

Episode 8 features the magnetic @TragicAllyHere, who goes by Ally Probst in the wider world. Mark & Ally talk about kids, life, religion, writing; and Ally tells an unusual Christmas story about a certain infected body part. . Today’s episode is sponsored by Bagels. This is the first in a series of advertisements with mouthwatering bagel recipes. .…

Episode 7 features the dazzlingly talented @Home_Halfway, aka Michael! Mark and Michael talk about napkins, life in Chicago, politics, mental health, and the romantic story behind Michael’s marriage. All your questions will be answered! I think. I’m not sure, actually. You’d better have a listen and find out for yourself. Today’s episode is brought…

Today’s episode features Tom Aldworth aka @trojansauce! Mark repeatedly says Tom’s name incorrectly in the intro, but he doesn’t care! In fact, he hopes it angers Tom. During the course of the podcast, it is revealed that Tom is actually a pretty decent guy, although a bit abrasive at times. Watch out for an expletive-filled rant about halfway thro…

Episode 4 features @garbagecoven aka Garth Purkett! Garth and Mark meet in person to talk about turtles, racoon jaw bones, stand-up comedy, Garth’s recent move to NYC from Seattle, and Garth tells the violent story behind his semi-colon tattoo. Enjoy!By markcognata

Hi, friends! Episode 3 features @panmidwest, also known as Kevin Timmons. Kevin is on a month-long Twitter hiatus, so consider this podcast your little slice of Kevin to have and to hold in his absence. Mark and Kevin talk about Instagram, religion, and Taco Bell favorites, while Kevin drinks a delicious beer. https://ia801508.us.archive.org/18/ite…

https://ia801500.us.archive.org/13/items/MikeBigbyPodcast/Mike%20Bigby%20Podcast.m4a . Hi friends! Episode 2 features the wonderful Mike Bigby! Some things Mark and Mike discuss: Picnics, jokes, inspiring artists, and the Peter Venkman haircut. They ponder the age-old question, did Bruce Wayne pay to have his own parents murdered? At the end of the…

https://ia601502.us.archive.org/27/items/MakingFriendsEpisode1/Making%20Friends-%20Episode%201.m4a Today’s episode features Jess Mulder, who can be found on Twitter at @jessforaminute. We talk about tattoos, divorce, stand-up comedy, the episode of Seinfeld where Elaine dates a pro-life guy, and way more! Bonus: Mark learns that Holland is not part…