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Lazysloth's RPG (formerly Vanguard) is a monthly actual play tabletop roleplaying podcast featuring a Sloth and his many friends. We've play a different system every campaign to keep things spicy. Our podcast is kept family friendly by a team of baby sloths that edit out the bad words. We post our episodes on the 15th every month. Tune in to the goofs!
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Send us a Text Message. Our new campaign has begun at last! The month, Sloth gives an intro to the setting and house rules for our new campaign while walking our players through character creation. Session 1 of Desperate Colonials will publish in July. We would also like our audience to know that we got hacked last month - if you received any weird…
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Send us a Text Message. In a first for the podcast, this month, Shira steps in as the GM, and Sloth steps out as a player in a session of Monster of the Week! In the city of Butte, Montana, four strange members of a local police outfit investigate an even stranger disappearance in the quiet mountain town. In every game Shira has ever run, Sloth's c…
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Send us a Text Message. Riding off the wave of bittersweet storytelling, this month, the Lazysloth pardcast brings you delusion, chaos, happiness pills, and most of all, Paranoia! Accept Friend Computer into your heart ̶o̶r̶ ̶e̶l̶s̶e̶ and embark on an important mission to raise morale with our Troubleshooters. This is all you may know - any further…
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Send us a Text Message. The Vanquishers unite Major City against Paradigm and work to solve a mystery that began when they entered the very first time entered the Vanguard tower. Can our heroes overcome a man who has never know defeat or will they end up just another pile of dust in this final session of The Vanguard?…
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Send us a Text Message. In this month's episode, the world's greatest threats begin to converge (and the inconveniences that are popping up are only making it worse)! Unfortunately, the strength they hoped to restore with the hot dogs they wished for was for naught, thanks to the guile of the Djinn (as expected). After braving some very spicy dogs,…
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Send us a Text Message. In this episode of the Vanguard, the Vanquishers continue to evade the Gatekeeper(s) in the Desert of Doors until they run into an unlikely...nozzle? They learn that their endeavor to save the world from Ohr and Tselel is not the first, and are able to secure a ride and an ally to find their door. However, what lies behind t…
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Send us a Text Message. In this month's episode, the Vanquishers face the end-of-the-world. And then another one. And then one last other end-of-the-world. Luckily, they do not face it alone. With the help of some old faces and some new, will our heroes be able to prevail against this triple threat? Or will they fall at the feet of their adversarie…
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Send us a Text Message. The Vanquishers face their first end-of-the-world level threat when Russ (AKA DangeRuss, AKA Santa Claus) travels back in time to stop himself from winning a 5K race in the 1972 Olympics. Can our heroes preserve their time line? Or will the threads of fate weave misfortune for Major City, and the rest of the world as they kn…
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Send us a Text Message. You waited all month to listen to your favorite Pardcast. Sadly this month they didn't post. The resulting boredom compels you to tear your home apart in a desperate attempt to find something to do. In this tantrum you find a VHS tape in a dusty cardboard box left unopened from the last move. Its case is covered in creases, …
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Send us a Text Message. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from the Vanquisher crew! We wish you all the season's tidings and greetings we can muster. As with some Christmas traditions, some of us, not naming names, get a little sweet, sentimental, and just a tad political. But don't let us stop you from enjoying your holiday and join us for some s…
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Send us a Text Message. In order to get ahead on our recording schedule we've delayed session 31 until next month. Don't worry though, in it's place we have 4 different solo sessions for you to enjoy. In this session Lazarus struggles to get his errands done in a timely manner despite being the fastest sloth in the world. Meanwhile Stampede struggl…
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Send us a Text Message. In this month's episode, the Vanquishers find themselves in the aftermath of the vampiric siege. The next dawn has risen, the electoral results are in, and the Vanquishers regroup and try to re-establish some normalcy. Sprinkles exhibits some magical behavior, Mr. Nobody has a shot at becoming somebody, Lazarus digs up some …
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Send us a Text Message. In this month's episode, we finally turn back the clock to see the humble but bloody beginnings of our favorite murderous magical girl, Hoshi Onna. In the meantime, the Vanquishers brave the vampiric siege of the tower, their ranks waning at the dark forces of the Vampirium. This month's charity. https://worldorphans.org/…
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Send us a Text Message. Continuing their momentum from their recent victory, the Vanquishers continue their investigations into the Major city Vampire epidemic. Unfortunately for them the Vampirium has take notice of their actions and is preparing a response. Can our heroes survive? The updated version of this session is complete and uploaded!…
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Send us a Text Message. In this months episode, the Vanguard presents a Bony Minis double feature! DIAL 6 for MURDER A long-awaited communique finally arrives for Lazarus from the elusive No. 6 with many surprises in store for their former 'buddy' Lazarus; a present, a threat, a choice, a sacrifice, and the resurgence of an even older enemy. GASLIG…
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Send us a Text Message. In this month's episode of the Vanguard, the Vanquishers get caked and the players get cancelled. (Thanks Shira) However, both groups are able to compose themselves to further their case against Paradigm, gain some unexpected allies, find out more utterly terrifying news, and go to the club - for some high stakes business of…
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Send us a Text Message. In this month's episode of the Vanguard, the Vanquishers get caked and the players get cancelled. (Thanks Shira) However, both groups are able to compose themselves to further their case against Paradigm, gain some unexpected allies, find out more utterly terrifying news, and go to the club - for some high stakes business of…
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Send us a Text Message. In this month's episode of the Vanguard, the Vanquishers regroup and reacquaint themselves with a former nimble-toed foe for a heist! They must infiltrate the Major City Mayoral Debate, fly under the radar of new and old members of the Dream Team, and record the damning evidence the Asset warned them of in order to clear the…
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Send us a Text Message. In this month's bloodcurdling episode, the Vanquishers are still on the high seas! In the aftermath of their sudden boarding of the James Tesla, the Vanquishers thought they would finally have a proper explanation from Mr. Nobody, but to no avail. Instead they discover insidious secrets, and even darker, hungry silhouettes i…
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Send us a Text Message. In this month's bloodcurdling episode, the Vanquishers are still on the high seas! In the aftermath of their sudden boarding of the James Tesla, the Vanquishers thought they would finally have a proper explanation from Mr. Nobody, but to no avail. Instead they discover insidious secrets, and even darker, hungry silhouettes i…
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Send us a Text Message. In this bony minis episode, Hoshi and Boogie set out to find the next avatar of Rage; their choices are between a passionate boxer, a high-strung ceramicist, a verbose pirate radio host, and an unorthodox "community event organizer". Which one will fit the bill as the next avatar of Rage? Find out in this fun mini episode!…
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Send us a Text Message. In this episode of the Vanguard, Mr. Nobody infiltrates the shady cargo ship and proves to Wretch's waking daymare. Lazarus and the rest of the Vanquishers are not far behind from their mysterious teammates' distress c̶a̶l̶l̶?̶ cough emoji. Lazarus finally gets to show off his inventions, Hoshi separates machine-gun toting m…
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Send us a Text Message. **THIS MONTH'S EPISODE INCLUDES A CONTENT WARNING: Suicide, Self-Harm These are mentioned: 1:06:30 - 1:07:15 suicide pill mention 1:34:10 - 1:34:17 self-harm 2:02:10 - 2:02:26 self-harm Mental Health Resources mentioned: - National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 - National Suicide Prevention Website: suicideprev…
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Send us a Text Message. In this month's episode, the Vanquishers dive deeper into the mystery and meet with new faces and obstacles along the way. The team is strained; the Wallaby's pockets are emptied as he is charged with his actions, as well the Asset's instructions from beyond her stone grave. Lazarus digs into No. 6's memory, Hoshi trails an …
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Send us a Text Message. While the rest of the Vanquishers investigate the mystery of the Asset's stone petrification, the Wallaby gathers his own clues while playing Magic the Gathering back in the Vanguard interrogation room. Will the Wallaby crack or will the Vanguard reveal their hand within their questions? (We are not sponsored by Magic the Ga…
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Send us a Text Message. In this month’s episode, the Vanquisher Tower has been drowned in a deluge of mystery! The Asset has been turned to stone and the blame is being turned towards the Vanquishers. The Wallaby has been taken in for questioning, while Lazarus, Mr. Nobody, and Hoshi are left to investigate the incident. In the meantime, Stampede b…
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Send us a Text Message. In this month’s episode, the Vanquisher Tower has been drowned in a deluge of mystery! The Asset has been turned to stone and the blame is being turned towards the Vanquishers. The Wallaby has been taken in for questioning, while Lazarus, Mr. Nobody, and Hoshi are left to investigate the incident. In the meantime, Stampede b…
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Send us a Text Message. In this month's episode, we get a look into Mr. Nobody's humble beginnings and his action-packed and slimy path on becoming, well, Nobody. The Wallaby grapples with his greatest foe so far: computer illiteracy, Lazarus brokers a deal between the Vanguard to hand over rogue Number 6, Hoshi goes out on the prowl, and Stampede …
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Send us a Text Message. The gang find themselves navigating the webs of Communism, a hostage situation, and the sudden shut down of the Buddy Core. An old mistake comes back to haunt Lazarus as he travels with Buddy Prime to the Buddy Core, and everyone makes a new enemy of the Arachno-Communist as they are the only thing that stands in his way and…
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Send us a Text Message. The gang find themselves in quite the Pickle™ on this month's episode of Vanguard! Stampede and Lazarus, the two bad eggs of the bunch in possession of THE baddest egg, have become wanted fugitives by the order of the Vanguard. The Wallaby navigates the legal repercussions of his battle with Wisp and settles more scores than…
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Send us a Text Message. The gang finds themselves at Pilgrim's Pass, Crystal's ranch, as Ginny goes on a pilgrimage through her own past. Hoshi, Wallaby, and Mr. Nobody are initially tasked with precariously making sure she is safe in her "state of mind", but their task becomes a greater responsibility as Wisp arrives to thwart her safety. Meanwhil…
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Send us a Text Message. The gang quickly make arrangements for the aftermath of their battle with the Boy (formerly) in the Mirror, Noah Barr. Fresh off their victory, they grow closer as a team and are emboldened to take a new opportunity to stay together - becoming the new core members of the Wallaby's own new superhero organization! However, the…
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Send us a Text Message. Happy 1 Year Anniversary! The Boy in the Mirror Taskforce regroup and begin the final stages of closing in on their elusive quarry as their key witness Jeffrey Melton illuminates more about his mysterious master. Mr. Nobody gets closer to the inner workings of the Vampirium in Major City. They're gearing up for an intense sh…
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